ITT: list reasons why you shouldn't be drafted in the upcoming war
Anonymous
(ID: GpUU5RvV)
6/23/2025, 3:14:34 AM
No.508405912
DESU I kinda want to rob the dead bodies on the front just for shit n giggles
Anonymous
(ID: RekpkG/f)
6/23/2025, 3:14:43 AM
No.508405931
most young people are mexicans and blacks anyway, a draft would be great
Anonymous
(ID: z1BR7cpf)
6/23/2025, 3:15:31 AM
No.508406005
>>508405746 (OP)
im 47. zoomers need to get the fuck out there and die for Israel while I drink flat beer and beat off to Emmanuel in Space
Anonymous
(ID: Ds1eFpAj)
6/23/2025, 3:16:20 AM
No.508406081
>>508405746 (OP)
I shit my pants and would masturbate to the female sergeant in front of me. At the same time.
Anonymous
(ID: tdfjwvTy)
6/23/2025, 3:16:21 AM
No.508406085
>>508405746 (OP)
Im going to paint 'jaks on the tanks
And it will be bussin!
Anonymous
(ID: f9ZSsivm)
6/23/2025, 3:16:45 AM
No.508406117
>>508405746 (OP)
Racist
Sexist
Mentally and emotionally unhealthy
Bad eyesight
Id be better off as an IT person or something
Anonymous
(ID: SaiRIH0Z)
6/23/2025, 3:22:17 AM
No.508406689
>>508406776
I can't get drafted, I have astigmatism and large nipples
6/23/2025, 3:12:40 AM
No.508405746
>>508406005
>>508406081
>>508406085
>>508406117
