ITT: list reasons why you shouldn't be drafted in the upcoming war - /pol/ (#508405746) [Archived: 956 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 60F6hDdGUnited Kingdom
6/23/2025, 3:12:40 AM No.508405746
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Replies: >>508406005 >>508406081 >>508406085 >>508406117
Anonymous ID: GpUU5RvVRomania
6/23/2025, 3:14:34 AM No.508405912
DESU I kinda want to rob the dead bodies on the front just for shit n giggles
Anonymous ID: RekpkG/fUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:14:43 AM No.508405931
most young people are mexicans and blacks anyway, a draft would be great
Anonymous ID: z1BR7cpfUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:15:31 AM No.508406005
>>508405746 (OP)
im 47. zoomers need to get the fuck out there and die for Israel while I drink flat beer and beat off to Emmanuel in Space
Anonymous ID: Ds1eFpAjUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:16:20 AM No.508406081
>>508405746 (OP)
I shit my pants and would masturbate to the female sergeant in front of me. At the same time.
Anonymous ID: tdfjwvTyUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:16:21 AM No.508406085
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>>508405746 (OP)
Im going to paint 'jaks on the tanks
And it will be bussin!
Anonymous ID: f9ZSsivmUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.508406117
>>508405746 (OP)
Racist
Sexist
Mentally and emotionally unhealthy
Bad eyesight
Id be better off as an IT person or something
Anonymous ID: uu7W5/qw
6/23/2025, 3:21:22 AM No.508406600
I'm trans
Anonymous ID: SaiRIH0ZUnited States
6/23/2025, 3:22:17 AM No.508406689
I can't get drafted, I have astigmatism and large nipples
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Anonymous ID: 60F6hDdGUnited Kingdom
6/23/2025, 3:23:12 AM No.508406776
>>508406689
>I have astigmatism and large nipples
kek'd