Thread 508408982

America you are officially a joke.

>>508408982 (OP)
My dick is literally mutilated.

>>508408982 (OP)
kek we know but at least were not a literal prison colony

We get front row tickets to a civil war too!
If you haven't bought a rifle, now is the time, it's about to become illegal in America when the shooting starts and all the federal buildings get roped off and anyone found trying to break in in lynched.

>>508408982 (OP)
We have been for quite some time, as have you cucks, especially after you turned in your guns and got marched into covid camps like the botan cattle you are.

Australia does literally everything the US says and wants btw.

>>508409150
*bogan

>>508408982 (OP)
>bomb sandnigger yellow cake producing facilities
>ameriKKKa y-y-ou're a joke!!
Go back to the desert, ahmed.

Poland is genuinely the only western country that isn't a total joke right now, and that's stretching the defintion of "western"

Always has been.

>>508408982 (OP)
You are china's punk bitch and licked daddy govts asshole hard during covid

Silence 3rd worlder

>>508409036
Ouch my di-ACK

>>508408982 (OP)
We are the greatest nation on Earth, next to Israel.

>>508408982 (OP)
Because of the Iran thing?
The only time we aren’t a joke is when we flex our air superiority.
You aren’t wrong but it’s a dumb time to bring it up if that is why you are bringing it up. There are infinite other reasons to take shots on us but our ability to take shit out on the other side of the globe is not one.

>>508408982 (OP)
>average blacktown resident

>>508408982 (OP)
Is it funny at least?

>>508408982 (OP)
You won't do shit chong, except seethe like a nigger.

>>508408982 (OP)
stop laughing....STOP LAUGHING

>>508409306
Five more years till the official language of Australia is Mandarin. (Eight more years till Spanish becomes our official language.)

>>508408982 (OP)
>crushes the commies last hope to save palestine
nothing personal, kid

>>508408982 (OP)
>look at this yabby, m8
Australians have been a joke since the covid camps hit. You're a fucking tourist in your own country.

>>508409036
my dick is completely intact. I always have someplace to store my gum when I go to class

>>508408982 (OP)
Pisrael you are offically a joke
Ftfy

>>508409896
>(Eight more years till Spanish becomes our official language.)
But Hebrew will be spoken in the White House and the halls of Congress.

>>508408982 (OP)
Fash the nation doodle niggers are a joke

Nobody cares, the world who cried joke, this shit means nothing anymore

This place is worse
I’m considering moving back to America even tho I hated growing up there
Europe has just gone to shit too much - I need a break
And Australia just ain’t it anymore
It was great when I was a kid 20 years ago - now it’s an even sadder joke than mongrel nigger kike land

>>508409428
Kinda sad when I hear older Americans say it was always just about money in America
When living there, I always imagined it was a really nice, community orientated place to live (before the jews took over) like Australia was when I was a kid

>>508408982 (OP)
America has been a joke my entire life. Everything is always backwards. People pretend to love freedom and it's one of the least free modern nations that exists. Multiple genuinely retarded presidents during my life. Constant blatant corruption. A population just as brainwashed as North Koreans, claiming to want less government control then creaming their pants when their teams instates far more government control. 20 years of war based on lies, and still managed to lose. Richest nation in all of human history and majority of the population is struggling.

>>508410027
Australia has plenty of shitskins and chinks who hate America. He isn't Australian
>>508409896
>two more weeks

>>508410619
I can't imagine hating America. It's pretty fucking great if you're into life that doesn't revolve around watching shit pass you by. Sure sitting on your ass and bitching about gay shit that other fags on the internet are also complaining about is certainly going to bring pussies the feeling of engaging in the world but we have some seriously engaging shit. You can build a fucking dune cart and rip deserts. Snowboard some of the highest peaks. Mountain climbing. Fishing. Boating. Survive fucking tornados. Play baseball in hail-storms. For fucks sake. Its a great country. These homos just aren't doing it right.

>>508411368
Everything fine guys, build a gokart. Only in AMERICA

USA is a comedic tragedy

>>508411368
It’s not like you’ve been engaged in a race war to the death by the jews and other subhumans
It’s not like your government is their sex slave and is actively helping them genocide you
It’s not like tens of thousands of white women get raped by subhumans every year in the USA (and that’s just the reported stats by the FBI)
It’s not like your sense of community has been annihilated and white Americans have turned into a cutthroat crab-in-a-bucket group of people
> just build a dune buggy bro

>>508411542
>I can't make anything work and it's everyone else's fault
You sound like a stupid nigger. I had already traveled from the Midwest to the east coast by the time I was 17 by saving my mcdonalds money. Bought a 5k beater at 16. Saved another 8k to travel skateboarding from Minnesota to LA to Seattle to Houston to new Orleans to Tampa to philly to NY back home. You're just a little bitch that would rather spend all their energy complaining than getting what they want.

>>508411988
WOW, you SKATEBOARDED?
America is so kool! Unique!

>>508409075
An open air prison is still a prison, tbqh. Sounds like cope.

>>508409178
And you do everything the Jews say and want lol.

>>508412116
>trying to shame me for participating in a uniquely white activity
Lol. How fat and pathetic are you?

>>508409178
>Australia does literally everything the US says and wants btw.

*China

>>508410038
I'm mutilated but I restored my foreskin long enough to store a few mcdonalds french fries

>>508412345
>uniquely white activity
Just like your "examples" of america being great. Skateboarding and snowboarding, LMAO, are not unique to America. Nor is building gokarts.
Every other developed nation on earth has more freedom than America.

>>508412345
forgot pic

>>508412551
> mongrel finds a way around a jewish humiliation ritual
Bad goy! What are you? Anti-Semitic?!?!!!

>>508412597
They both started in America by white people from America you stupid fat faggot. Cope. I noticed how you didn't try to include your hobbies or even try to make an example of an activity you are involved in because you sit at home seething about how everyone else has to create a world catering to your particular taste which has most likely been distilled into fart porn and fast food at hand.

>>508412597
If you scream “I hate niggers ook ook eek eeek ah ah you fucking shitskin monkeys” on the street in Australia or the Netherlands - you’re looking at prison time
If you do that with an AK47 strapped to your back - you’re getting executed on the spot by cops (serious)
You won’t in America

>>508412893
lmao they execute people all the time for holding a weapon. And execute people for being unarmed.

>>508409306
would

>>508413079
I’m not saying I’m speaking from experience but… ;)
I would never get away with that in Amsterdam or Melbourne
If the cops saw me doing that - that’s my life right there

>>508408982 (OP)
australia is officially a joke

>>508413079
You have made yourself scared of the world by being a perpetually online chode. Know that I'm not being hyperbolic. You are seriously not engaging with the world if you youre too fucking scared and stupid to save some money to rent a snowboard and a cabin in the mountains to enjoy a bit of life, anon. Shame everyone all you want for being normalfags but you're just a regular old faggot.

>>508408982 (OP)
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!

MY JEW MASTER TELLS ME THAT I AM A GOOD BOY AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

>>508413419
Im gonna go rent a snowboard and a cabin, and then I too will love AMERICA. The endless corruption, idiocy, tyranny and waste will no longer matter to me, as I cruise down that powdery peak!

>>508411832
^ do you just ignore this about your country and try and live your life with your head in the sand?
> inb4 it’s out of my control
It’s really not - even if you don’t have the power to do something immediately this second >>508413419

>>508413593
You can't sit here and pretend you're doing shit all when you haven't even carved out an alpine bowl. You don't even know who you are, anon. Probably have to think about your next step down a flight of stairs so you don't break your fat neck.

>>508413977
Im gonna build a gokart! AMERICA!!!!

>>508413886
Can you stop drinking Victoria shitwaters for 10 minutes and make a coherent post, cunt?

>>508414069
Youre not even going to do the thing you think is super easy and dumb. Youre just going to sit there and be retarded forever.

>>508414222
Im gonna build a snowboarding gokart with skateboard wheels bro, I live in America.

>>508408982 (OP)
>NOOO UR GONNA START WW3!
>Jews control the world
>therefore no one defends iran
What's the joke here?

People who think all the jewish puppets will attack each other over the non-puppet?

>>508414289
Youre going to complain and do nothing forever. You have already dug yourself into that rut. You know it. I know it. Next week someone is going to back in to your car and you will think to yourself "that motherfucker was right because I cant financially handle this situation".
Best of luck, anon. Do more. Or don't. But definitely shut the fuck up before that retard mouth gets you drug into a the ditch you dug.

>>508414487
>I cant financially handle this situation
The majority of Americans can't handle that situation.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paycheck-to-paycheck-6-in-10-americans-lendingclub/
Shit country.

>>508414154
> dumb American is a dumb American
lol don’t worry