Thread 508418444

Would you lick a vagina?
Isn't it gay?

only if it is covered in gabagool

>>508418444 (OP)
Jr. ain’t no finook.

Vagina itself is just an organ. It's everything that surrounds it. The whole female body. The femininity. None of that is sexy.
If the picrel had a pussy I would fuck it.

Uncle June is whistling to the wheatfields?

>>508418444 (OP)
Think it gave me HPV.
There's a nodule on my soft pallet next to my tonsil.
Really fucked up and wish I hadn't. My policy was always trying everything once and didn't think it'd end up this way.
Should I fast or something. I want this reminder gone for good so I don't end up looking like a fockin medigan

>>508418444 (OP)
I licked the pussy

>>508418444 (OP)
it's submissive trait, and submissive girls actually don't like it either, they like and get off on serving you, they gasm seeing how you gasm.

>>508418444 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>508418770
check it soon licking vagina increases throat cancer in men

>>508418770
Goto doctors ASAP. That shit could be cancer.

Also, get the vax. If you eat the tang, get the vax. Literally, could save your life.

Don't die from eating bad phssy.

>>508418444 (OP)
>love pussy and want to bury my face in it
>but can't because I know it makes me look like a submissive cuck

The duality of man.

>>508418444 (OP)
There is nothing gayer than seeking other men's approval for what you do in the bedroom.

>>508418955
>>508418966
They said it was nothing goy don't pay attention to it oy vey

>>508419001
Worrying about whether or not you look like a submissive cuck makes you a submissive cuck

>>508419068
name one thing that won't give you cancer on a long enough timeline

>>508419186
Death.

>>508418444 (OP)
Licking gina isn’t gay. Getting head is tho. Only a fag would be on the receiving end.

>>508419068
Well, did they give you the HPV vax?

>>508418444 (OP)
Yes I would lick a vagina, the real question is if you can lick my penis

>>508418444 (OP)
It's based and hot if you do it in a domineering way, like toss her around, flip her over, and keep munching even when she's exhausted and out of breath.

>>508418444 (OP)
When you're like 19 its cool, but 28 year old pussy doesn't have that fresh out the box taste.

>>508418444 (OP)
>Isn't it gay? Believe what you want, my little nephew. But if it weren't for me, your dick would be a stump and your son would've turned into your daughter. So go fuck yourelf.

>>508418665
>flag
Does the song go hard?

>>508418444 (OP)
Its submissive.
Beta types will bitch and moan how much they like to do it, its all cope.
I learned the lesson long ago and stopped doing it and never had a problem. Women know cunnilingus is not equal to fellatio and they lose respect for a guy when he goes down (despite how much they love getting eaten, which they all do).
As a GenX I see pop culture reflecting how women apoarently expect and denand cunnilingus now on dates worh their beta little millenial/zoomie guys. I find it embarrassing and pathetoc young men are so clueless about natural law in the bedroom, and such submissive betas. No dads, what do you expect.

Don't go down, boys. Exceptions can be made for trusted long-term wives/gfs, but God help you if you suck roastbeef diseased modern wahmen's cunts.

Tl;dr haven't gone down on multiple women in years, as long as the sex is good, they don't complain. If you eat box you're a little bitch to them.

All this advice free to you

I don't care what anyone says. I love eating out my wife, it gets her extra sensitive before i go in and it gets me hard having her squeeze my head with her writhing in pleasure

>>508418444 (OP)
i lick pussy ass and boobs. all is mine

It's crazy that Jr.'s actor is still alive while Tony's is dead btw, proof that eating pussy gives you vitality

i've also licked the pussy

>>508419251
>On the afternoon of December 13, 2001, Chuck Schuldiner died at the age of 34 due to complications from cancer.
try again

>>508418864
amateur
That's why I 69 standing up like a MAN

Wew, whole lotta virgins itt. Also, you're all bumping it? Fuckin dumb lol
Anyway, if you have to eat pussy, make her 69 at least.

>>508419317
No they said forgeddaboudit ya focken medigan

>>508418444 (OP)
I don't like milk and pennies

>>508419573
Proof that being fat is deadly.
Nigga was straight up eating bowls of ice cream every night
Fucking hel

>>508419186
I just want the node gone ffs...

>>508419701
You need the vax if you gonna eat da pussy.

Srs, like 2/3 of the women out there have HPV or herpes. We live in tough times.

>>508419455
checked

>>508419455
You sound like a faggot teen dweeb.
I tie my bitches up and eat their pussy and ass and they’re like oozing wet like niagara falls. Post sex they do the dishes and my laundry.
You just aren’t alpha enough to command respect

>>508419762
I do that…

>>508418444 (OP)
>Would you lick a vagina?
I have
>Isn't it gay?
that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard

>>508419866
Doesn't HPV go away? Though? It's supposed to...maybe I should fast.
I've moved past my degeneracy and stopped hooking up with no STDs...I just want this node gone

>>508419971
Christ man you need to chill the fuck out. You're googling shit too much.

>>508419455
Very solid advice, brother gen Xer.

>>508419888
Lmao checked you fat fuck
Just stay out of the heat then, no /sauna/ for you until you stop being a tubboid

>>508419888
stop being fat
we love you
https://youtu.be/fvUdxmGWb-o?

>>508420044
I just hate the little nodelet next to my tonsil...my tonsils also seem to be getting more fucked up as time goes on despite regularly cleaning them. Swear I didn't used to get them until I kissed this girl that had them.

>>508418444 (OP)
No, why? I get nothing from it.

>>508419651
nobody eats pussy because they 'have to' you sperg
you hold her down and lick her up for easier penetration

So many digits in this thread

>>508418444 (OP)
ANY non-reproductive sex act is defacto gay and degenerate, anything else is pure cope and you aren't being honest with yourself.

>>508420191
Didn't used to get tonsil stones*

>>508420241
This is a cunnilingus thread, not a fingering thread
Retard

>>508420214
I just want to winter in a cabin with a chug who smells of Tim Hortons and stale cigarettes. Oral be damned.

>>508420284
stfu muhammad
>>508420201
Does any part of sex or women actually turn you on or is it just physical sensations with you?

>>508420109
I use a steam bath…

>>508420285
Try a new doctor..

Get vax.. might help stop the spread.

>>508420305
Check em

>>508420479
U gon get whacked by the heat just like our skip Tone

>>508418444 (OP)
vaginas are where desperate guys leave behind their cum, i'd rather get it from a smart dude straight from the source... his dick

>>508418444 (OP)
i already did, it was super gay

>>508418444 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/5se7w3.mp3

>>508420470
I've had plenty of sex in my day. Now I see it as an overrated nuisance that isn't worth the headache and wasted time and money to get.

>>508420533
>>508420577
we are blessed today, brothers

>>508420892
>>508420788
listen or I'll beat you up (with a boxed set of MINECRAFT)

Holy shit so this board is now just 99 IQ normalfag election tourist Americans? Farewell.

>>508421377
Fuck you, Gandalf

>>508421377
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh