Thread 508423978

check out my new turtle

shove it up your ass to gain turtle powers

Nice turtle mate

Fuck jannies and trannies

meet up

>>508423978 (OP)
migrate
>>508423879

>>508423978 (OP)
Show us his terrarium.

Floof

>>508423978 (OP)
Pressing P to pet, nice turtke fren

>>508423978 (OP)
Fuck yeah what's his favorite produce? Do you feed him apple slices? We need to know!

>>508424039
not yet
>>508424087
hey

>>508423978 (OP)
Your Turtle will be Tarrant 2
>SHOUT OUT TO MA BOI PEWDIEPIE, THIS IS HOW YOU THROW A REAL PARTY

>>508424108
do you like
>>508424123
where is he

>>508423978 (OP)
should have bought a hamster
turtles live a LONG time
I bought my daughter one when she was three
she's 25 now
I still have that damn turtle.

>>508424656
phumkin based

>>508423978 (OP)
that's a man

>>508424832
i didnt choose the turtle life
the turtle life chose me

>>508424762
Looks comfy for a turtle.

>>508425031
it's a turtle you blind chilean.
Perhaps you can find a good time with Carli
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/VIC/Ivanhoe/Independent/CarliCumdump/
>Cum in her pussy, where it belongs.

>>508423978 (OP)
Why are its eyes red? Is it possessed by Satan?

>>508423978 (OP)
Make sure to brush him twice a day

>>508423978 (OP)
so now that World War three has officially started what are your plans?

>>508423978 (OP)
nice turtle anon
thanks for sharing
looks like he will be a good friend. hold him close in these uncertain times.

>>508425420
that looks like it tickles

>>508425333
checked. no, turtles are actually directly in touch with archangel metatron, because enoch had a pet turtle before he was assumed into heaven. this is why helping/befriending them grants access divine knowledge

How bad is bankruptcy?

>>508424537
whoa gnarly i didn't realize he was an albino. sick cunt, he's probably got even more special powers. he might start doing kung fu here in a year or two. if he starts getting rambunctious, placate him with pizza

>>508423978 (OP)
she a cute

>>508425803
Are the debts secured or unsecured? Do you own a house?

>>508423978 (OP)
BASED

>>508423978 (OP)
Very cute turtle
I've had every kind of human love and the love of many pets, and pets love in a way so pure that humans just cannot compete, as humans are tainted with wickedness and deceit in a way animals are not.
Now, I am not sure if a turtle loves like, say, a dog or horse loves, but good luck with the little guy, anon.
I had an iguana when I was a kid who was remarkably intelligent and, we all swore, he would smile when happy.

>>508427165
>Are the debts secured or unsecured?
Unsecured.
>Do you own a house?
lol

>>508425803
It's bad in almost every way except having no more debt.
You'll have a black mark on your credit record and personal documents for 5 years, which means you won't be able to get amy form of loan or credit card until it's clear. It also affects job applications and other types of applications.
And even after the 5 years, if you do reapply for a loan, even though they're not meant to look, they'll still see you were bankrupt at one point and will run your bank activity through their AI to see if you are worthy of a "second chance".
Only do this if you absolutely have no other way to get help.

>>508423978 (OP)
What's your turtle named

>>508425471
I hope petrol goes up to an insane amount and people stop buying stuff.

>>508424832
Did your daugher continue to care for it after she joined onlyfans? Am very curious. 4chan is here to help

>>508427926
>Unsecured.
I guess enjoy the free money you got. There's not a great deal of major downsides as far as I'm aware. You won't be able to travel without permission for a while, but you probably weren't doing that anyway.
It will likely make applying for rental properties a lot more difficult if you don't have an established tenancy history.
And you will struggle to get any loans or credit for five years and if you do get approved you will likely have massive interest rates so if you did plan on owning a home then you can expect to put off getting a home loan for at least five years minimum.

I think >>508427988 is overblowing it. It's not good but it's not the end of the world, unless you plan to work in finance or something. Most other jobs won't give a fuck or even check. You will impact your ability to own a home for a while but that's already fucked for almost everyone under 45 anyway.

>>508428194
why the fuck would you want that?

>>508427988
>other way to get help
Like what?

very beautiful turtle sir

>>508428808
It's not that I want to overblow it, I just don't want anyone else to go down that path. It's not fun.
>>508429449
Debt management, family support, setting personal goals. It's hard to say without knowing an amount and if it's the only loan, if you're employed, etc.

>>508429319
Why wouldn't I want that?

>>508423978 (OP)
I saw a turtle in the road while driving this evening when it was almost dark
he was dark, the asphalt was dark
I just barely realized what it was and managed to avoid him
turned around, stopped my car, and ran back to him
but two other drivers drove past before I could get to him
one of them must have clipped him, because part of the edge of his shell was cracked and a bit of blood dribbled out
he was still moving, though, with his head scrunched inside of his shell as far as it would go
I picked him up and moved him over to the grass beyond the edge of the road, pointed him toward the nearby creek

but I still feel really fucking sad
I wish I'd stopped sooner and prevented him from getting hit
I wish I could've done more for him
I hope he'll be okay

>>508425471
>World War three has officially started what are your plans?
I'm going to get this image made into a poster and blu tac it to the wall of my home gym. (Higher res obviously for the poster, this one is scaled down to fit on 4chan.)

I'm voting Steph Hunter

>>508423978 (OP)
You should get him a turtle girlfriend and name them Sam and Ella

>>508425471
Finally gonna get face time value for all these mercury dimes.

OI cunt! Yeah, you down there, ya cunt.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you don't post in skatepark pedo bakes or this will happen to you.
https://archive.md/EM7Os

>>508423978 (OP)
cute

>>508423978 (OP)
Put it down, it's poisonous. My father had to keep a gopher tortoise out of his garage last week. He tried to block it off and it stepped over as it on his foot. Tortoise had a time in the garage, I hear.

>>508431883
stepped over and shit on his foot

>>508423978 (OP)
What a shame, OP, I got hungry and ate it

>>508424832
>implying that's bad
I got mine when I was like 6 or 7 years old. Now I'm in my 30s and still care for him. In the meantime government made it illegal to sell red eared sliders in every zoo shop because muh exotic animals.

>>508423978 (OP)
it's a turtle. it might bite you when it gets bigger

>>508423978 (OP)
conservative bros, how are we going to respond to this brutal mogging of us by leftist communists?

>>508433241
>ready for the 1pbtid to teleport into the thread miraculously with real.jpg

>>508433333
It's a pity about the digits
>he's proud that nsn have to lie to make a point. Or stand around bravely holding their banners at 0300 on a Sun moring...

Real thread
>>508433669

>>508424039
It doesn't work like that dude

>>508433241
Why is the left always so dysgenic? Who would see these people and want to be a part of this group?

>>508424123
what
>>508424762
>where is he
where is that little cunt?

>>508433333
wasted

oi floof

oi wht's popping

>>508424039
uhhhh

>>508423978 (OP)
>albino red eared slider

Nice

>>508434555
corn

>>508433498
god is truly with me.
1 or 2 times ago posting that troll, I got 1488 for digits

>>508433741
not even an ava post.
100% fake.
>what are the political implications of bussy from the bussy supremacy regime ?

hmmm