Thread 508442679

New shoes just arrived from Shein laaaaa
Runcorn pussy will be drenched when they see me walk to the esso.

Story time

Back when I used to do mdma on a saturday I'd pick my nose at work on monday and find crystals up there

they’re on to you, incels

>>508443190
Make sure and do your civic duty by popping over there and laughing at the Americans.

>>508444368
Thought about getting ones like this. I was camping at the same time as a girls high school trip and they were all taller than me.

>>508444430
What's a 4'8" WPC actually going to do if she spots one of these predatory men?

>>508444430
I'm not off anywhere near dua lipa or her concerts

>>508444686
Bait them into a confrontation so that 6 bloke officers can pin them to floor.

>>508444654
Dm me your address on insta and i will send you my old ones lad

>>508444654
They'd still be taller than you anon, but you'd also be wearing stupid shoes.
Just be short and get on with it. Plenty short men out there with girlfriends.

>>508444878
I cope by staying away from other people so I can't compare heights.

>>508444654
Need to short king maxxx

>>508444654
>Thought about getting ones like this
You'd look like a movie star :)

got s boil that won't pop ffs

>>508445090
I actually had a long term gf that was 6ft with massive tits. It was great but she left me for someone known in the town to have a massive cock.

https://xcancel.com/ZiaYusufUK/status/1937080127638163817#m
>Proud to announce the Britannia Card.
>Reform will charge wealthy non-doms to live in the UK, with those funds paid directly to our lowest-paid full-time workers.
>Restoring the social contract in the UK.
Deform latest "policy"

https://xcancel.com/t848m0/status/1937083248766803973#m
>“For centuries this country was a magnet for global talent”, no it literally wasn’t, this is just an excuse to promote immigration, really is tragic
>“A key ingredient for a thriving economy - we need the brightest and best”, this is just management bullshit masquerading as economic policy. The idea that a country of our size cannot “thrive” without continuous immigration has no basis in theory or evidence.
>The video starts with appealing to Britain’s time as a “global powerhouse”, but in the terms they use Britain throughout this period was primarily an *exporter* of talent, with very little inflow, and yet still dominated the world economically.
>Remember that this man will consider himself to be the “best and brightest”, an entrepreneur and a wealth creator, of the kind his policy is designed to attract.
This is especially funny with the recent pieces on Muhammed Yusuf and how his dog shits everywhere

>>508442679 (OP)
anyone not had a drink in months and then woken up and felt like they have a hangover anyway?
absolutely mindfucked right now. If I started to drive my car I'd be pulled over for being sober.

>want a sausage sandwich
>cook sausages
>get bread out
>bread's gone mouldy
>shop is too far to get there and back before the sausages go cold
I don't think I'm ready for WW3, to be quite honest.

>>508445262

thats why i only go for short lasses lad, because to them me willy seems massive even if it's not

>>508445262
>she left me for someone known in the town to have a massive cock
It's over

>>508444820
You assume the "pervy men" in question will be white, anon.

>>508445285
https://xcancel.com/TiceRichard/status/1937050876339974542#m
>Brilliant new Reform policy to be announced this morning!
>The Britannia Card will charge wealthy non-doms to live in the UK, with those funds going directly to our lowest-paid full-time workers.
>Restoring the social contract in the UK.
I hate his stupid face so much

https://xcancel.com/R0SBIF/status/1937073991232987228#m
>Awful political instincts once again. Seizing from the rich to redistribute to immigrant workers with low declared incomes. Could we please have a crumb of pro prosperity, anti tax politics in Britain?
>Obviously adding an additional tax will reduce the tax take*, but also further signal that Britain is hostile to business. But more importantly Reform will be reinforcing the consensus that we should confiscate and redistribute - we would be better not having a right wing at all
>*if you care about that kind of thing.
Your small state party, sir

Fuck it. I'm going to finally finish sanding the woodwork in my hallway.

>>508442679 (OP)
What other cities are being gentrified? Three sides of London are heavily gentrified except parts of South London.

I can't afford to live here anymore.

>>508445285
>“For centuries this country was a magnet for global talent”
99% of things created in Britian were by British people. Just because fish n chips was invented by a Greek or Jew doesn't mean England has been the hotspot for international intellectualism.

>>508445379

makes sense to me to be fair lad, these non-doms come live in uk and benefit from the country but dont pay the taxes they should
so instead of taxing them just charge them a license fee to remain in uk like and honestly if you're a multimillionaire in charge of a billion dollar company, paying £250 grand aint shit

>>508445379
>NOOOO, don't tax wealthy foreigners

>>508445379
>>508443455

>>508445540

trump sold his golden visa for $5 mil, £250 grand is a steal no reason we can't do the same

>>508445285
>magnet for global talent
>we need the brightest and best
Yeah, we used to grow our own.

>>508445468
My hometown is being gentrified, as it's near to London. We get all the "commuters" coming down and a London council piles on their undesirables to us. In the last 2 years there have been about 7 stabbings, 4 murders, a shooting, and a bomb threat, and half a dozen Asian food markets opening up. It's pretty fucking dire.

>>508445473
>99% of things created in Britian were by British people.
English people.

>>508445620
I don't think that's it being gentrified, I think that's it being "gentrified"

Lowe going /ourguy/ again

>>508444571
ooof

>>508444368
if it helps you look like even more of a tard than you already do, go for it.

>>508445793
That's it. Residency in our country is nothing more than a commodity. Forget all the negatives. It'll make a few quid to spaff down the drain or give to israel. Tiresome.

>>508444391
Win any prizes?

>>508444571
>it’s fake
Thank g-d

>>508445793
More like Rupert Glowe

>>508445691
The Welsh created sex, the English decided to introduce it to women
Although tbf to them the Scots did actually invent quite a lot, especially for a fairly small place

>yes i know 4 planes have crashed in america killing thousands but i have a job interview in germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaYYiOOBd3M

>>508445948
jej

Different parts of London back in the 90s had their own characteristics, their own slang, different ethnic makeup, etc. Now the gentrified parts of London is upmarket coffee shops, overpriced "vintage" clothing, (foreign) yuppies and hipsters who all dress the same way and talk the same and claim London as their home town and their legion of immigrant indian servants in menial jobs.

>>508445990
Based tbqh
https://youtu.be/--bIyenPc20

People are doubting how massive the Faragewave would be

>>508442124
a bit, you could sandbox it but you might not get instant notifications, also don't allow it access to your address book and just input contacts individually but I just refuse to use and tell people to get signal, it's just like whatsapp but it's not spying on you I tell them

>>508445948
this guy has more CP on his computer than Josh does

>>508446077
Only drug dealers and paedos are this paranoid. Which are you?

>>508445948
No cunt ever won on the crystal maze ever

>>508446067
Imagine being immortalised on tv and online for screaming at a min wage airport wagie on 9/11 because your flight is cancelled kek

>>508446150
halfwit

>>508446073
Him getting into power will be 5 years of him BTFOing 2016 libs xDD by showing how he wasn't a racist all along. It'd be the most disastrous ego fuelled demographic suicide.

>>508445285
>Mohammad Ziaddin Yusuf be like: "How can I give disproportionately more MONEY... to MUSLIMS!!"
>Epic policy thought of in conference room: "what if we bring in DUBAI MILLIONAIRES through the use of a special CARD"
>"Bloody BRILLIANT"
It's sad how they're literally copying stuff from America which wasn't even good or popular over there

>>508446234
nonce

>>508446238
Hopefully he gets his US TV gig before it comes to that.

>>508446188
I don't use linux, Graphene OS is just android with all the spyware stripped out, works better than android because it isn't doing all their crap behind your back

>>508446313
And instead we'll get that other paki Zia or whatever it's name is

>>508446238
>doesn't repeal 9 month minus 1 day abortion law
>doesn't repeal peer pressure an hero law
>does send all the young white British (tautology) men to die in Iran
A parliament of bones, only people remaining would be BAMES ruled by the iron fist of Sheikh Muhammed Al Bin Ziaadin Osama Ali Yusuf

>>508446262
come here and say that bitchassfaggot

>>508442679 (OP)
had a bit of weird thing happen to me the other day lads. i know some of you are big into this system so prehaps you can help.

>be me
>used to be in whole "mental health system"
>got out of that system around 2014 (as i remember)
>life live.
>do well
>etc etc,
>havent had to go back since. nothing wrong with me since, come to terms with the fact maybe there was nothing wrong with me to begin with. just poor diet and shitty parents/environment.
>pandemic fucked me
>rebuilding life.
>new place because of bills and fancied a change of scery
>all going okay. just trying to get back on feet
>2 years later
>be last week.
>suddenly get a call from new doctor
>said its very important i come into doctors surgery, i ask if its for a blood test or something? she says YES! very eagerly. think okay, well. it sounds important
>she seems very scatter brained. blood test/blood result. just insists its important i come in
>think okay, shes probably stressed, not really clear. ill find out on the day.
>she says "GREAT CAN YOU COME IN TOMORROW AT 8AM"
>say yes, but now i am a little worried. what could be that urgent?
>go in. early as possible. place is empty. its literally the first appointment.
>first to be seen.
>a little nervous now, do i have cancer?
>mental health annaul review?
>huh?
>doctor says, "its your annaul mental health review and expects i've had quite a few of these so you know what to expect"
>say i got discharged a while ago.
>she seems suprised.
>begins to ask me loads of personal questions.
>at the end of this "review" i ask to look at the last time i had one of these.
>i remember it being early 2014
>turns out i hadnt had one of these since dec 2012.
>turns out i had been discharged in 2013.
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>minus the finger and the mouth open. this is the look i get.
>she says "you need to leave now"
>not normally the typical "sign off" i get with a doctor
>wonder if i am now in trouble

whats going on?

>>508445758
Gentrification is simply a euphermism for multicultualism, anon.

>>508446497
The BAMEs usually use it for when their postcodes get un-BAMEd by rich whites though.

>>508446561
Anon, it's not rich whites moving into London... Blacks simply don't like it because it means their majority black communities will no longer be majority black.

>>508446497
No, gentrification is when an area is invested in to price out the undesirables, usually do by hipster types with coffee shops and stuff.

>>508446561
Often it's not even by rich whites, art types with the tiniest bit of money is often enough to drive the state dependent BAMES out

>>508446629
gentrification
/jĕn″trə-fĭ-kā′shən/

noun
The restoration and upgrading of deteriorated urban property by middle-class or affluent people, often resulting in displacement of lower-income people.
The process of renewal and rebuilding accompanying the influx of middle class or affluent people into deteriorating areas that often displaces earlier usually poorer residents.
The restoration of run-down urban areas by the middle class (resulting in the displacement of low-income residents).

You've heard the term used ironically and taken it at face value.

>>508446165
>No cunt ever won on the crystal maze ever
Just a humiliation ritual for our enter anus.
>okay the marketing team from Luton
>you've found 2 keys
>that gives you 3.5 seconds in the dome
>team captain? Who do you choose to flail around in the dome chasing paper confetti while we smirk?
>I'll nominate Bethany from accounting.

>>508442679 (OP)
>English "people"

Piss Flaps

Fiss Plaps

Larp
Filtered

>>508445262
>she left me for someone known in the town to have a massive cock
Lmfao, is this anything like that Romanian town rapist? The Brit town big dick guy?

>>508446811
subhuman pajeet vermin

Never shagged a milf. That's my aim this week to fuck one

>>508446660
the reason Croydon is so bad now is that all the nogs who bought their council flats in Brixton, Stockwell, Clapham, Balham etc sold up to middle class gentrifiers and moved out to Croydon where they spunked the profits on charly and rims

>>508444430
>predatory men
Ffs, just say brown immigrants

>>508446998
ur mums a good ride

>>508446799
As gameshows go it was alright desu, not krypton factor tier but mogged the shit out of modern gameshows like pointless

just realised the lead male actor in 28 years later is jewish
can't have fucking anything

>>508447114
Imagine expecting anything good from the movie industry lol

Yes your Pakistani GP got his degree from Hustler's University, so what? Not a bigot are you?

What did she mean with this profile pic?

Calvin's loving it since that 270 iq lad has proven God exists

>>508447277
shes very lonely and past her prime

>>508447272
For me it's the attempted deal to get Paki Airlines allowed to fly back in Britain

>>508444430
Can't see them dealing with the BAMEs tbqh

>>508447277
Just a little prick

What's that escort website anon was using

>>508446660
>>508446778
I was using the term ironically, clearly, are you autistic or something?

>>508447272
Your future GP is using ChatGPT to cheat on his exams right as we speak

>>508446980
Nah. Hes a jeet still in India. No problems with India for Indians. Africa for Africans. England for the English. Plane travel and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. More short sightedness from the benevolent English and their inventions.

>>508447352
Adultwork for the contacts
UK Punting for the reviews (decent real ones)

>>508447352
Dunno but my mates use Vivastreet and rate it highly. Mad how prostitution is basically legal.

>>508445303
Same happened to me once, I fried a 4 egg omelette and made a sausage wrap. The omelette did a shit job of containing the sausages but I was committed to the idea and soldiered through despite the mess. I used brown sauce on the sausages

>>508445285
>>508445379
Yeah surely lowering wages and taking schooling, housing and other essentials from the natives is worth the tax these bames will pay... oh wait.
Britain back when it was the world's innovator was famously 90% black. Oh wait no it was 99.999% White British.

>>508447358
Nevermind, I wasn't really reading the thread.
I've been shagging this six foot bird with massive tits who came round cos she's heard about me

>>508447446
And anon wept for he had no pussy to sell

>>508447296
Has he been deported yet?

>>508444430
At least I'm not a try hard beardcel.

>>508442679 (OP)
I am British on both sides.

>>508447446
>>508447440
Cheers fellas. Having a look at some milfs

>>508447529
He's a man of God and m8s with Trump, he's not getting deported

>A careless tourist damaged a valuable painting while trying to take a selfie - leaving a museum director furious. The unnamed culprit had been enjoying a visit to the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy when his day out took a turn for the worse. The man decided to try and capture a picture of himself mimicking the pose of Ferdinando de' Medici, Grand Prince of Tuscany, in an 18th-century portrait by Anton Domenico Gabbiani.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14837713/Fury-Italy-tourist-tears-hole-18th-century-painting-posing-selfie.html

>>508447435
>Plane travel
*ocean faring ships

>>508447631
Ah so he'll be lading with the troops on the beaches of Iran, inshallah

>>508447623
Is that a sex thing?

>>508446398
nonce

>Reform UK Unveils Controversial Britannia Card Policy

LMFAO

>>508447629
>tripped on a low platform whilst posing
bet he ends up sueing the gallery, and winning.

>>508447640
>no glass protector
>no bit of rope between two bollards
Insurance scam.

>>508446422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WN3o0TpFXw

>>508447430
You're current GP is using chatgpt to diagnose you

>>508447747
He'll be off to teach them the bible

>>508447873
filtered

>>508447730
>by destroying his passport
Can we not just ask Pakistan if he's on their books?

>>508447887
How is this appropriate for a tv guide

>>508447936
paki

>>508447841
I'm not faggot, I'm not jewish.

>>508447730
>Her daughter's boyfriend added: 'I was going to smash his windows but am not allowed to.'
lol wut

>>508447979
>hey do you have anyone called mohammed muhammed?

>>508447887
>Philippa Forrester
Cor, i'd fill up her forrest, if you catch my drift

>>508448022
You post with an American flag you're at least one of those things

>>508447847
nigger

>>508448013
filtered

Found a right filthy milf. Now showing her face though but her body is gorgeous

>>508447885
it was like 2 seconds. really freaked me out.

>>508448080
filtered

>>508448110
>he thinks all filters are negative

Brainlet.

>>508448142
you're going to get willy scabs

>>508447463
> we jave lost sausage containment
>i repeat.
>the sausage is now loose
>>508447106
Not fort bowyard tier though with Melinda in a zip up jump suit.
>>508445793
Its important to note that reform isn't aiming for your support, they are a boomer grift so all the boomer talking points and mind set are correctly accommodated. Platitudes to
>we will retvrn to the 90s
Which was peak boomer consooming years.

>>508448173
Sorry, brainlet paki

>>508448076
No I'm not either one.
You must be both.

Throwback to when 78 was a lot

Thoughts about NIGGA?

>>508444391
I got a speckled dove slid up my farter by a nice girl in cream one night

Shat a parrot next afternoon

>>508448253
lmao imagine still crying about the TINY amounts of people deciding to enter the country on boats. You're so mindfried from the daily mail.
Why don't you focus on the actual bigger issues?

nonce doesn't like being filtered
idf payment engagement must be true

>>508448142
It's quite common for these women to post completely different women in the pictures or ones taken a decade ago.
Had one who was easily 40 that I fucked a few times until she started talking about her kids and showing me pictures and stuff

>>508448300
arse biscuits

>>508448317
>the actual bigger issues?
Which are?

>>508448356
filtered

>>508448317
>>508448338
I think us Americans must defeat jews.

>>508442679 (OP)
>British women react to low cut dresses in 1964.


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLOULPGoUbp/

>>508445303
Make bread in an eggshell
If the newborn baby laughs
Launch it at the wall

>>508448190
>see the words fort bowyard
>instantly think of Stuart Millards YT channel.

>>508448150
I don't think you're in trouble; I think they mucked up their paperwork, forgot about you for 10 years and they don't want to admit it. If I was a worker who realised I'd neglected something for 10 years and it's still my responsibility, I'd try to hide that oversight asap too. It sounds like your old maths teacher calling you it at age 25 to check on that homework you didn't do.

We should find the descendants of Esau and restore the blessing to them or ask G-d to just bless everyone

>>508448472
wtaf

My grand ambition is not only to free America. But to free England and Australia. From jewish influence.

>>508448403
The bankers, the bonuses, etc.

>>508448259
i have a feeling it wont get up before 7am

>>508448528
Unfiltered

>>508447706
>ocean faring ships
Yeah. We invented those too. And built them for the benevolent benefit of the rest of the world. Jeets can't even maintain the railways we gifted them or expand the sanitation we crafted for them. Now 100 years later after they moan that we came and stole all their magic soil and conflate English wonders with british commerce and exploitation. Its getting pretty tiresome now.

>>508448413
filtered back two can play at that game 'pal'

>>508447706
Jeets are garbage. You shit up everywhere you go shitskin.

>>508447532
lol i dare them to strike a us base in Saudi Arabia

Ask not what Feed and Seed Sneed's can offer you but what Feeding and Seeding you can do for Sneed's

>>508448403
The bames coming on planes

>>508448342
I think this one is legitimate with 50 reviews.
>Had one who was easily 40 that I fucked a few times until she started talking about her kids and showing me pictures and stuff
Sounds like she was getting attached to you lad

>>508448715
Anyone have that webm of the inside of that jeet airliner (not the one that crashed)?

>>508448802
Yeah she asked me to bring some wine the next time
Didn't go obviously

>>508448356
>An ice cube up the shitter 45mins later

Prepare for takeoff

>>508448792
My least favourite Sam Jackson film

>>508448300
Member flat liners? 90s was fkin mint before Rtony got in and banned raving cos it was a threat to the system.

>>508448837
I don't have jeet death clips, although I understand the need for elimination,

>>508448912
Yeah
I had a long relationship with pink elephants

>>508448837
>>508448974
Jeets are shitting up America.

>>508448873
I would have. A drunken filthy milf sounds fun

>>508448792
True. So far Rgov.com (((tm))) has issued 4 million skilled migrant worker visas. 20k per day arrive on planes. The biggest issuer of non EU visas is Rnhs. The boats is a smoke screen and the Karlergi plan is proceeding exactly as planned.

Nobody voted for jeets to come to America.

>>508448512
thank you hanz. i just wanted to make sure. that makes more sense.

>>508442679 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSVkPQWtjLY
Alex Belfield back on youtube after going to prison for some made up online stalking bollocks, I actually really like the bloke.

>>508449011
>pink elephants
Corr.
Think they had acid in em lad.

You know what, fuck it, I'm pro-Israel now

>>508442679 (OP)
Are you the lad from /cric/?

>>508449215
India was not America's former colony either.

>>508449215
I did, sorry

>>508449271
I don't like him but he makes the libs shard and seethe which is good enough in thia day and age.

>>508449298
If you want to be a multi-millionaire within six month, then that's the way to go.

Somebody (probably a pole) gets paid £10/hour to peel boiled eggs for tesco and you think you have it good

>>508449314
Um nobody voted for jeet trash.

>>508449391
Sick and tired of the lack of robots to replace underclass jobs

>>508449280
Not the elephant shaped ones, they were round with an imprint and gouchy af, fkn loved them n proper aniseed taste

>>508445285
Fucking heck

>>508449462
But how will piotr feed his family

>>508449391
>>508449462
White collar will get replaced first because robots that replace physical labor are expensive.

>>508449537
Sure mate, just 2 more months

>>508449462
>I want to see them starving,
>The so-called working class.
>Their wages weekly halving,
>Their women stewing grass.
>When I drive out each morning
>In one of my new suits
>I want to find them fawning
>To clean my car and boots.

>>508449391
They prob have some digusting industrial process, dissolving the shells using sulphuric acid etc

>>508449298
You know what, fuck it, am still for mass jew annihilation

>>508449485
The whole article is worth a read, he's really a worthless swarthoid who clearly has written this latest policy, Farage et al don't give a shit to actually theorise legislation

>>508449011
Tell you what i miss the most, good old honest billy. Now its all chemically synthesised weirdness. You can tell its a different world cos people dress up to go out. Back then you dressed for comfort and the job of dancing your socks off for 7 hrs. You can mark the exact date that the scene died when the bbc started a dance show; then the normals got a grip and, like everything it became a hollowed out appropriated version of the love and laughs.

>>508449485
Thought muzzers didnt like dogs?

>>508449690
Sounds peng, tangy, pickled almost
Speaking if pickle, have you taken up pickleball yet? Big with your demographic

>>508449690
God i hate modernity and marked up slop branded as convenience

>>508449769
He saw it shitting on the floor and realised it was a kindred spirit

>>508449690
>rabbits missus part time job
Rumbled

>>508449271
>bellends free
ffs

>>508449580
>>508449462
>>508449517
They want you to suffer and be reduced to manual labor, before your death.
>>508449726
Good man.

>>508449748
> chemically synthesised weirdness

BMK is to blame
Cheap chink shortcut chemical

>>508449797
Never heard of it but it looks like it might be ok

>>508450001
Not only will White collar jobs be removed for expediency, and the remainder handed to pajeets.
They want you to suffer before you die.
Sam Altman and the 4th Industrial Revolution.

>>508450001
>>508449537
You look like this

>robotaxis become common
>millions of pakis out of work
fuck yeah techno racism

>>508450143
blockos relative?

>>508449807
>God i hate modernity and marked up slop branded as convenience

>>508450271
Fucking hell

>>508445337
not necessarily, they'll get board of anything after a while

>>508450052
>a cream cheese bagel
>but less cream cheeeese
>it gives me indigestion
>oy vey!
>my lactose intolerance

>>508450271
KEK

>>508445473
2% of the London population was foreign by the late 1800s

>>508450173
>millions of pakis out of work
Way ahead of you

Booked a milf lads

milfed a book lads

>>508450143
I'm Mayflower English.
>>508450173
You don't get the point of the 4IR.
The entire point of AI is to relieve all college graduates from work and replace those that remain with pajeets.

>>508450030
This picture fills me with rage.

Discords in then

Even if her face isn't the best she has a smashing figure and a great set of tits to spunk over

>>508450584
>I'm Mayflower English
The original Windrush

>I'm Mayflower English
Looks more Welsh

made a cheese and ham toastie but dont feel like eating it

>>508450368
The draw has always been the English. The ethnic English are a unique and blessed people.

>>508450777
Pop it in the fridge

>>508449352
yeah basically, it's boomer humour but somewhat refreshing to hear someone saying fuck it and having a go at all the right people.
and they hate him for it.

>>508450777
Please keep us updated, I'm on the edge of my seat

>>508450235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o

>>508450809
gave it to my neighbour

Just had a realisation while washing off all the dust I got covered in sanding.
Everyone's worried about microplastics in the water but nobody thinks twice about putting a bunch of things plastic threads in their mouth every day, some twice or even thrice.
It's got to be the perfect environment for creating micro plastics.
Thin threads, covered in an abrasive compound (toothpaste) then shoved in a warm hole with sharp teeth and digestive saliva then agitated vigorously ...
It's toothbrushes that turn the frogs gay.

>>508450770
That's a 'noid if ever I saw one

>>508450720
They were both really big boats. I mean really big. Could get 6 million nigs on the windrush and the mayflower had a holding capacity of 20 bajillion amerifarts.

>>508450854
Av got tuna, already been mayo’d

You got any bread?

might become a bame desu

>>508450891
>Thin threads, covered in an abrasive compound (toothpaste) then shoved in a warm hole with sharp teeth and digestive saliva then agitated vigorously ...
um...brb for 5 minutes

>>508450720
No. I'm English.
>>508450797
Blood of Kings.
>>508450891
Everything that is produced is designed to poison us.

>>508450891
all the oestrogens from birth control actually

>>508450812
I keked hard when he was singing
>this is not for the libs
While taking a shit on his Japanese toilet and reading his new book.

>>508451110
This. Oy vey muh birthrate so low: Stop birth control, birthrate increases.

>>508450584
>Mayflower English
Windrush American.

Death penalty is illegal in ECHR for pedos and rapists.
Yet it's legal to convince "sick" people to kill themselves?

>>508450330
*bored

>>508450963
>he mayflower had a holding capacity of 20 bajillion amerifarts.
Now 20 modern day ones.

>>508451368
Look pal if granny geets covid she needs to be put down

>>508451368
>it's legal to convince "sick" people to kill themselves?
Would save us a lot of money. Some of them get brand new x3s every three years.

>>508450018
>BMK is to blame
Dunno what that is. Do you know of a recipe for the original stuff? A lad in Hexham used to make it in his kitchen so it can't be that hard. Might have a go for myself since i nearly poisoned myself trying to get some last year which ended up being whatever mongy bullshit the smackhead on the streets are on now.

>>508451368
old people dont contribute to gdp
nonces and rapists do

>>508451368
and babies!

>>508451354
No. I'm Mayflower.
>>508451468
I guess you are some kind of pajeet, or other assorted sand gypsy.

>>508451604
>reframing

>>508451570
Imagine getting euthanised by the NHS and some Ghanaian nurse steals your robowilly to pawn off

>>508451468
>20
You misspelled 5

>>508451652
No. I'm an old, bald, glasses wearing, wrinkly grandad hands having white fella apparently.

>>508451724
Britain is so bad we have to apologise to the nignogs we gave a free ride to?
Fucking sick of it.

>>508444430
>only arrests browns
>shut dow that same evening

>>508451630
I'd like to think that after a wamman aborts her unborn child it haunts her forever, but knowing most wamman it won't and she'll celebrate being free and single

>>508450797
I know, I fucking love us.

>The next largest group of migrants were the Irish. In 1841, when the first census to record the birthplace of Londoners was taken, 4 per cent of the population were from Ireland - 73,000 individuals. This rose to 109,000 in 1851 in the wake of the Great Famine (1846-1849), before gradually declining in the second half of the century. The 1841 census also recorded a further 13,000 Londoners from elsewhere in Europe and the rest of the world (rising to 26,000 in 1851). French, Italian, German and Spanish refugees (both economic and political) all formed substantial communities - many forced to flee following the political and economic disorder associated with the revolutions of 1830 and 1848. In 1901 there were 27,400 Germans, 11,300 Frenchmen and women, and 11,000 Italians. There was a thriving Jewish community which had been established for over a century by 1800. The 1901 census recorded approximately 140,000 Jews living in London.
https://www.digitalpanopticon.org/London,_1780-1900

>>508451604
>breaking barriers
They so want it both ways
>mi granpapa couldn't no get him job on di busses acozza da racisms
but also
>mi granpapa don rebuilt dis cuntray wey from groun-op

>>508451766
Careful. Our resident landwgale got his knickers in a twist the first time. Momberg is just powering up the bed crane to untwist them.

>>508451570
>>508451581
The "sick" people include you by the way.

>>508451768
You live in the burbs then.
>>508451845
What made the fortune fleet?

>>508451838
If you hold your ear up to a vagina you should hear nothing but the sound of the sea. If there be wailing and a whooping then she did the dirty on a baby.

>>508451231
he gets a lot of respect from me for getting through prison and not coming out all fucked up.

To be fair on piers he has finally got rid of his ukraine flag from his bio

>>508452056
I'm perfectly healthy.

>>508451727
https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/crime-courts/6523045/aberdeen-nurse-sade-sarah-grassick-stole-rolex-watch-from-hospital-patient/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g37r1nmg4o
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-57425821

I just watched some shit about a japanese prison and it was perfect order and discipline, but the doc maker was presenting it like it was nightmarish hellscape. Low crime, low number of people in prisons, prefect cleanliness and control of prisoners, individual cells for good behaviour, but its a hellhole apparently... And then for balance I watched another doc about broadmoor. Full of stabby and rapey Harvey Price lookalikes, all fat as fuck cos they get access to a sweet shop, regulations of 6 staff needed just to open doors of certain inmates, 90% of staff were africans, and they were doing a DEI class with all the rapers and murderers. One violent as fuck mental case said how he got put in a class making a fruit salad, and they gave him a knife to cut the mangoes, and he was shaking with the desire to stab everyone around him.

>>508447446

wouldn't use vivastreet mate, 95% of ads on it are scams

escorting scene in uk is fucking dire though, most of them are ugly and at least 15 years older than they claim and majority of them cant be arsed to do an even half decent job
then there is all the sex trafficked eastern europeans and brazilians you need to fucking avoid otherwise you'll find like 20 dudes with baseball bats just waiting to rob you blind

cant even get a good shag in this country anymore, fucking sick of it like

>>508452179
And with enough propaganda from the nudge unit you will be begging to "end your own life".

>>508452056
livers probably fucked tbqh

>>508452160
Piers is based.

>>508452108
They say the womb is mostly soundproof, great for the wamman who can't hear her child dying in agony

>35, free and single
>my cats are my babies

>>508451845
>irish
Jews
>french
Jews
>germans
Jews
>Polish
Jews

And thus, the british unioners were created. I've developed a 6th sense of identifying the English after a crash course in our great Constitution from our rightful Lord of Justice, Lord Graham Moore. Once you see the pattern, you can't unsee it.

>>508451577
>BMK
Phenylacetone
Need an extraction hood during process cos cyanide fumes
Polish used to make it using old car batteries amongst other ingredients

I remember the old pink champagne stuff that smelled like cat pish

Nudge unit browse Brit/pol/

>>508452201
even the food looks good

>>508452299
Good.

>>508451768
> wrinkly grandad hands having white fella

You have actual hands, based

>>508452201
>>508452358
In prison you are a subject, at state mercy.

>>508452226
> ant even get a good shag in this country anymore

I miss gobbos mum

>>508452245
Story time

A relative of mine who had early onset dementia saw piers in an airport once and he thought they were old long lost frens because he recognised him

Love how normalised being in WW3 is becoming, it's now no longer "It's not happening and we don't want it" to normie memes accepting it's happening and discussions on how we are going to play it.
Fucking classic slow acceptance easing into the real event so there isn't as much outrage.

>>508452533
still not going

>>508452358
They were all fit and healthy too, it was basically military style regime with marching about and stuff, but I'd rather be there than a british prison if I had to

>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg1n295z0wo
>no picture or description of killer
>police urge community not to jump to conclusions
>victim was refugee advocate

Lel niggers are animals you stupid birch

>>508452531
My father saw Tucker Carlson at the airport in Miami and spoke with him.

>>508452533
WW3 is the only solution to reset the 2008 debt crisis

>>508452417
>You have actual hands, based
Pray tell, what are you using?

>>508452592
culture of shame
bet the suicide rates are pretty high in nip prisons

>>508452469
>In prison you are a subject, at state mercy.
so no different to just being in society then?

>>508452531
Story time

A relative of mine had vascular dementia and was found walking about a city centre wearing long johns with his benis on show

>>508451838
they're trying to necromancermax

>>508452645
The debt has to be cancelled somehow.

>>508452201

everything in japan just works better, even the prisons
they make the cunts work 8 hours a day 5 days a week, and pay them for it (they can spend a little bit in prison, but rest is for when they get out) and if they refuse to work they get punished for it

we need to do this, it teaches prisoners a skill they can use to get a job, makes them earn their way, gives'em bit of money for when they get out and at least in japan they use it instead of sending all the manufacturing to china or wherever

>>508452675
They were given time to reflect on their wrongdoings with silent meditation

>>508452638
Aye it's nice to know these celebs have a bit of humility, I have another story time about Jim Davidson but that can wait for another bake and when the time is right (it's a positive none noncey story)

>>508452646
Bashing with Benis

>>508452689
That is so interesting please tell me more

>>508452679
They can put rat poison in every meal that you eat in prison, and you will never know.

>>508452742
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6066090/

>>508452743
Cool.

>>508452634
>stupid birch
This is an insult to innocent trees.

>>508452789
He dead

>>508452732
>we need to do this
we do do this, every prison in the UK has workshops and they get contracts to do, say all the laundry for local services like hotels. Or they have plastics molding workshops or powder coating.
prisoners with jobs work about 5-6 hours a day here.

>>508452849
Trust me lad it's as riveting as the rest, you'll be biting your nails anxiously waiting to see how it ends

>>508452634
>Annabel Rook co-founded a social enterprise that supports refugees
honk

>>508452919
Walloped by the benis
Sorry lad

>>508451944
Just messin. Get on well with some yanks and tbf our women are the foulest fattest most evil slobs in the world.
>>508452157
I subscribe and will keep watching him.
>>508452245
Yeah. Based on a plastic dildo.

>>508452796
no they can't, it's served from communal trays and made by the prisoners, if someone is having their food fucked with, it's because they're a nonce

>>508452922

nah lad, in japan it's mandatory that all prisoners work 40 hours a week and not just make work either, they're doing manufacturing, assembly leatherworking, woodworking and so on
the prison system in japan makes over £100 million a day from prisoners labour, which is used to pay for the prison system

>>508452975
Left me his BEM tho

New

>>508453128
>>508453128
>>508453128

>>508452634
>Acting Det Ch Supt Brittany Clarke said: "We ask that the public refrain from speculation and respect their privacy at this time, and we thank the Hackney community for their ongoing support."
Refrain from speculation? Speculate on what? He was already charged.

>>508453081
> prison system in japan makes over £100 million a day from prisoners labour

From 41000 prisoners?

>>508452926
I'm interested in liberating the Anglosphere from jewish occupation.
>>508453049
If you make a political (((crime)) they will put rat poison in your meals daily, until you die of cancer.

>>508452742
it's like that in russian prisons (watched a doc), people reflect on what they've done
in the uk it's not even a though to repent, the prisoners feel themselves to be the victim of a corrupt system
so infected by marxism

>>508453275

yeah, it's nuts but they run it like a business and set out to make profit
no stupid make work type jobs, just straight up producing goods people actually want/need

>>508453081
>nah lad, in japan it's mandatory that all prisoners work 40 hours a week and not just make work either, they're doing manufacturing, assembly leatherworking, woodworking and so on
yes we do all of the same stuff here, the only difference is our system is overpopulated, degraded and discipline is none existent.
I know a prison lost their laudry contract because prisoners kept stealing the material.
but yeah, they make sandbags for the armed forces and all sorts.

>>508453275
They're small so get closer to the work.

>>508453345
>people reflect on what they've done
In between all the raping.

>>508453275
actually yeah good point, those figures seem way off, £100 mil in a year maybe, but no chance in a single day
probably conflating yen with sterling.

>>508452316
>I remember the old pink champagne stuff that smelled like cat pish
Yep. Thats the stuff. Used to get it a 3 quid a bag and that was good for an all nighter. Imagine in this day and age having a ball for 3 quid and a pack of fags. Music for the jilted gen and train spotting poster on the wall. Happy days i can tell you.

>>508447730
>Rochdale grooming gang leader throws parties

Only in yookay

>>508448190
>peak boomer consooming
A lot of that about. Retarded NPC's blaming everyone else while they spaff all their money up the wall. Retards.

>>508453283
>If you make a political (((crime)) they will put rat poison in your meals daily, until you die of cancer.
they can kill you in a lot more convenient ways than slow poisoning, lad you're making shit up.

>>508453503

no, it's about £100 million a day
prisoners in japan aren't just breaking rocks of filling up sandbags, they're making clothes, furniture and even cars and each and every single prisoner is expected to do this

it's only about £2900 a day per prisoner

>>508453654
>it's only about £2900 a day per prisoner
there's no way anyones labour is worth that much I'm gonna need to see the source.

>>508453511
>Listening to the orb n smoking an eighth to calm the cramps

>>508442679 (OP)
Please Kek, make Trump do a no-fly zone and regime change against Starmer in UK.

nevermind I did it for you they make 4.5 billion yen revenue per year from prison labour.
They make £20milion a year.

https://japantoday.com/category/features/kuchikomi/prison-made-goods-struggle-to-find-consumer-niche#:~:text=The%20total%20number%20of%20people,give%20themselves%20a%20better%20future.

>>508454035
>starmer helped jimmy saville evade justice