Thread 508444072

Cyclist REDDITORS ARE BUYING GUNS TO DEAL WITH TRUCK OWNER CHUDS

>>508444072 (OP)
I will peacefully run him over.

This wouldn't be an issue if they didn't have guns in the first place

distraction/flood thread

>>508444072 (OP)
I don’t even dislike bikers usually but this guy is asking for it. I think any normal person would have a strong compulsion to crush him under their car just for being so obnoxious

>>508444323
>Noo just keep posting heckin muslimrinos!!

the light array shows that he is already completely unhinged

J hate cyclists. Just get a motorcycle so h can keep up with traffic retard. Its way safer

>>508444072 (OP)
>letting your enemy driving a 2-ton + kill beast know you're armed
ngmi

>>508444479
No one cares that you ride a bike faggot

At least it'll be funny when one shoots someone and gets convicted because taking up the whole road isn't exactly self defense and they're probably in a blue state anyways

The biggest problem with these types of retards is that they believe the media hype about the US being the Wild West, so when they actually do decide to buy a firearm they are under the impression that they can just blast someone for a mild inconvenience.

Appears to be an armed and dangerous Iranian sleepycel he must be quickly tactically disabled by a Ford F150 King Ranch Edition.

>>508444072 (OP)
These people are fucking cancer.

>>508444072 (OP)
While i applaud the bravado i mock the intelligence of the ones doing this.

>>508444072 (OP)
He can use the gun to euthanize himself after being run over.

>>508444072 (OP)
based

>>508444072 (OP)
This guy seems perfectly sane.

>>508444848
Rightwingers already do that

>>508444072 (OP)
Fuck Manpower. Pimping agencies are glorified slavery

>>508444187
You'll do fuck all though. Typical big talking carfag who is really a coward and sits in his Jewish seethe box being financially raped.

>>508444072 (OP)
I'd blast past him a foot away and hope he started shooting.

>>508444072 (OP)
If I was a bike rider I would carry a gun. Ideally a deadmans switch.

>>508444072 (OP)
Thats a faggot on a bike not a bike rider.

>>508446288
Yes goy, yessss. Fight among yourselves. Good goy.

>>508444072 (OP)
What a Chad controlling territory

>>508444072 (OP)
What MDE skit is this?

>>508444187
Fpbp.

>>508446288
Better then sitting bent over on a literal phallus.

>>508447267
If your penis looks like a bike seat then you need to see a doctor.

>>508444072 (OP)
Most Americans I know carry a gun in the car.

>>508447168
Imagine having OPs picrel on your car when suddenly you're in a situation where you actually have to run someone over in a protest, or, you get into an accident where some drug addled nigger flops out in front of your car and you run them over. The prosecutor will simply present this picture of your car to the jury and you're off to prison. Anons, I assume none of you are stupid enough to put something like this on your cars in the first place, but the same thing goes for any weapon that you conceal carry. Do not kill a nigger with a gun called 'The Judge' because that name alone will seal your fate if you ever have to kill a nigger with one. Use something gay when killing niggers, like the 'Bird Plinker' that shoots a .357 magnum round or something.

>>508447168
kek der boomer

>>508447970
What if I use the Tuarus Public Defender?

>>508444072 (OP)
Whats with the schizo amount of lights on the back?

>>508448166
>What if I use the Tuarus Public Defender?
AS long as its jewish, you may have a chance but I doubt it anon

>>508446288
You are effectively a toddler, a choice-deprived simpleton good only to pedal yourself to the workhouse and back.
You are unable to go anywhere that other people don't enable you to.
Possessing motorised transport is the delineator between adult and child.
It boggles the mind that people exist content in the knowledge that they cannot, at any minute, go wherever they want on the landmass on which they reside.

>>508448227
>Whats with the schizo amount of lights on the back?
Thats called fair warning chud. You didn't respect the lights, so now you get the rights. 2nd amendment right to be clear.

>>508448463
A classic

>>508448603
Holy fuck that's grim

>>508448360
>cars don’t require anything extra to enable you to travel somewhere
Are you brown? Rare an englishman, even a chav, is this laughably fucking stupid

>>508448227
>Kid, I came with LEDs and lead. Ignore the glow, enjoy the show.

>Bike's lit like a Christmas tree. If you didn’t see me, that’s on you… and your tombstone

>If you don’t see my lights, don’t worry, you’ll feel the flash when I light you up

>>508444072 (OP)
Pretty based, and is his right.

>>508448700
You can exchange money for insurance coverage and fuel for your car.
You do have money, don't you anon?

>>508448708

If this retarded cyclists cycle in Thailand..
I give him 15 minutes before 50% of cars on the road run him over again and again.

>>508444072 (OP)
I kinda wanna hit him with my car on purpose just for all that extra bullshit. Flags. All those lights. Dip shit is a distraction

>>508448665
Yeah. One should not ride a children's toy next to vehicles that weigh more than European homes.

>>508447970
I have a Judge and I carry 3 inch high brass magnum .410 shotgun slugs in it
I carried it for bears in Alaska. Works for niggers to even if you line them up 5 at a time.

>>508444522
I mean, statistically no, it's not remotely safer to ride a motorcycle. This isn't controversial. Bicycling is less likely to result in your death.

>>508448797
I have more than you. And again, being so stupid, you miss the point entirely.

Can you take your car to an area without roads? Can you drive it on roads without a license, a physical representation of your submission to the state? Can you drive it without insurance?

There’s a reason the only Americans stupid enough to associate cars with freedom are rednecks.

>>508448951
Figures that the law-abiding white guy with a helmet got burst like a grapefruit but the bames doing wheelys down the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic get minor booboos

>>508448246
You won't do shit but wiggle back and forth in your phallus fagboy.

>>508448921
>jungle nigger actions
Okay? That’s why your country is a toilet for rich tourists to come abuse

>>508444765
bicycles have the same rights a car does on the road. you can't overtake unless you take on the legal responsibility. if you hit him you are liable. cyclists have dashcams just like cars so good luck.

>>508448781
This is some looney tunes shit

>>508444072 (OP)
As a mostly-pedestrian, I hate cyclists way more than taxitards and whitevaniggers.
I would have never thought it was possible to be a bigger piece of shit than those two before cyclists got the kikes' stamp of approval to make life in the city even shittier.

>>508449035
>I have more than you
What a strange thing to say
>Can you take your car to an area without roads? Can you drive it on roads without a license, a physical representation of your submission to the state? Can you drive it without insurance?
Are these supposed to be rebuttals of my original post? I don't understand why you've said any of this, to be honest. I think the idea is to suggest that having a car doesn't constitute freedom (?) but given the patent wrongness of that statement and your apparent belief in it I really don't know how to refute any of this.

>>508446288
Heheh this poor faggot is mad

>>508444251
What?
You sheep crack me up.

>>508449364
more cyclists makes life better for everyone
just look at amsterdam and copenhagen and compare to shitholes like paris and london

>>508449400
>What a strange thing to say
it's a given, since our yearly income is basically your entire retirement savings

>>508449455
Not in the US, our roads are not meant for them.

>>508449211
Nigger unless you have no other means of transportation, there’s absolutely no reason to ride a bike on a road meant for five ton metal machines barreling at you at 60 mph. You can go down a trail and do mountain biking. If you need exercise there are so many better alternatives, no excuse.

>>508449455
the amount of niggers and not bicycles are the factor

>>508449455
this

>>508449492
your road are wide af. the pb is that the auto lobby will never allow safe lines for bikes.

>>508444251
There's fewer cyclists than gun owners so lets put it to a vote:
1. Ban Guns
2. Ban Bikes

I say ban bikes because you can't stop crime with a bike.

>>508449513
This, right here.
Cyclists want to be on the busiest fucking street in rush hour too.

>>508444251
The only people who want you disarmed, knowingly or unknowingly, wish you to not harmed.

>>508449575
so are our cars.
It's just not safe.

>>508449487
Do you often take credit for the achievements of others?

>>508444072 (OP)
what a faggot

>>508445465
>>508444848
Just keep walking niggers.

>>508449636
Eurotrash love to be sheep.
Led to the slaughter like the livestock they are.

>>508449688
>so are our cars.
not to mention that apparently your car can have some spike on the wheels thus making them even larger

>>508449492
Your roads are 2x bigger than any european road. I'm sure there's some space for bike lanes. On the other hand, your cars are also twice as big, but that's just a result of the collective cut dick trauma. So in conclusion, jews are the cause, once again.

what ya gonna do run me over?
>gets run over

>>508444187
Do it. Smile for the highway cameras too, faggot.

>>508446635
Being armed isn't an issue. Being one of those twats holding up traffic with a bicycle is.

>>508449455
>more cyclists makes life better for everyone
Hell no.
Cyclonegroes got a few exemptions about red lights to smooth out traffic, and immediately took it as NO rules nor street signal applying to them.
Behavior-wise they act both like the most karen pedestrian possible about "if you touch me you are automatically in the wrong so I can force my way however I want" AND the most karen fat-car driver "I'm driving a chunk of metal so I'M INVINCIBLE!!".
And then they cry about cyclonegro holocaust whenever one of them end up under the wheels of a semi.

If a had a single bullet to spend on one jew and one cyclonegro, I legitimately would be hesitating. They are that fucking bad, at least in France.

>>508444072 (OP)
This guy is a fucking menace

>>508448991
>does near motorcycle speeds on his $10,000 carbon-carbon push bike wearing no protective gear
>"oh my science those motor bicycles are so dangerous!"

>>508449829
>Reee jews reeeeere
It fucking hilarious.
It's constant with all you muzzie euros.

>>508449575
>>Just commute a half marathon each day to your job, bro!
>>The grocery store is only 50 Km, dude! Bike at it and get in shape!
>>The road's only 52 C in the summer and -15 C and covered in half a meter of snow in the winter, man!
It's not about roads being wide or dangerous because of cars. It's that we have a fuckton of spread for even our "compact" cities, and the weather is downright brutal in most places.

>>508448987
>I carried it for bears in Alaska. Works for niggers to even if you line them up 5 at a time.
Sure it does, until you're being dragged in front a real judge where the nigger woman prosecutor pulls out exhibit A
>Ey yo, yo honuh. Dis he'yah be exhibit A. Dis nigga be packin dis weapon uh mass destruction called dey "Judge". I don't know where you be comin from, yo honuh, but da ontly judge I be knowin is you, n sheeit, feel me. Dis honkie ass crackah ass muhfuckah be thinkin he judge, jewry, and exhacucionah and sheeit. I rests muh case.
>Smacks lips as you're lead out of the courtroom in handcuffs.

>>508450398
Try riding a bike to work in Michigan all year.

>>508448991
>>508450301
Statistically it's about the same. Your both right and it balances out.

>>508447970
>>508450505
>"if you shoot a nigger with a gun called the judge you'll definitely go to jail!"
STFU nigger you're talking out your ass. If your lawyer can't dismiss that argument as the flimsy bullshit it is you're probably going to jail anyway.

>>508446288
I purposefully get as close as possible to you faggots. You're just another vehicle on the road. You should be able to handle an appropriate car lengths distance fag

>>508447970
I hate bumper stickers niggers more than I hate cycle fags and protestors.

>>508450772
>STFU nigger you're talking out your ass. If your lawyer can't dismiss that argument as the flimsy bullshit it is you're probably going to jail anyway.
You are an idiot that has no idea how hard and expensive it is to launch a self defense argument in the USA. Its not the wild anymore boomer.

>>508449704
no, but it's fun to belittle a paki

>>508448166
>What if I use the Tuarus Public Defender?
CHECKED
TOPKEK

>>508444072 (OP)
Just better rear view mirrors would solve all their problems

>>508444072 (OP)
Am I the only one that interpreted that pistol sign on his back as meaning that it's allowed to shoot him or even urging you to do so..?

call me crazy but a biker is probably a fit dude right? A truck driver is usually grievously overweight and out of shape.
Somehow the truck driver believes he's more masculine than the guy transporting himself with his own legs?

>>508444187
What if he's wearing a bomb vest?

>>508444072 (OP)
Be angry with this random cyclist, goy!

>>508450950
And you are so beaten down, demoralized, and fucking scared to think your freedom hinges on the name of your firearm.
Touch grass, it won't kill you.

>>508444072 (OP)
This is an old picture. He's dead now.

>>508448463
I wonder if they reconsidered cycling next to one of the largest and busiest international airports in the world after this wreck.....I doubt it. But I still wonder.

>>508444072 (OP)
doesn't the average trucker in the US have a 12 gauge in his truck? moot point and weak troll

>>508451318
>And you are so beaten down, demoralized, and fucking scared to think your freedom hinges on the name of your firearm.
>Touch grass, it won't kill you.
How does it feel to be such a low IQ nigger anon?
>Hur dur, I shot that nigger with muh Judge hur hur
Fucking retard

>>508451241
He doesnt look muslim.

>>508444072 (OP)
The truck owners also have guns, though

>>508448682
Bicycles should be required to be registered and have the proper DOT safety standards as cars. Had the cyclist been using a rearview mirror this whole could could have been avoided.

>>508451274
Still better than the "marry a bug woman, goy!" threads

>>508448781
They didn't respect the can. You always have to respect the can.

>>508444072 (OP)
Good. Cunt Ford truck drivers and douchebag bikers should just meet up and shoot it out

>>508451513

Yeah wtf are these cyclists trying to prove?

>>508451541
they should pay for a basic liability insurance too if they're on public roads, I had one of those lane splitting niggas go straight into my right mirror. not even taking sides because there are just as many stupid drivers as frustrated cyclists who try and start incidents 24/7

>>508448951
He was just playing horseshoes with his headphones. Mad lad gots sum skilz.

>>508446288
Jej don’t care didn’t ask plus you’re poor and gay

>>508451454
Trucks are originally for guys working outdoors, so they became a symbol of masculinity for a certain variety of conservative.
These conservative guys are usually really concerned about their own masculinity and trying to percieve themselves a certain way. So they will buy a truck, the bigger and more wasteful, the better.
They don't actually use the truck to haul anything. In fact the truck is well polished and unscuffed, and usually has a very short flatbed so it can have a large backseat for his kids and groceries.

This ludicrous vehicle can barely carry anything the flatbed is so short, has a ludicrously overpowered engine it doesn't need, and spends 98% of its time hauling the driver to the store and back, or dropping the kids off school. A glorified minivan, with very little space inside to provide for the ridiculous flatbed. A strange and wasteful vehicle that only exists for the driver's phony masculinity fantasy.

>>508448419
I laughed

>>508448463
Forester is a great car. Made in Japan
Plenty of ground clearance to ride over a cyclist like that and drive off no problems

>>508451462
>"hurr durr ill double down on my retarded opinion that scary name guns is a one way ticket to jail cuz legal stuff is expensive!"
Again, stfu you're embarrassing yourself.

>>508444072 (OP)
seems like a nice opportunity to get a free gun

>>508451927
>Again, stfu you're embarrassing yourself.
You are the most retarded nigger in this thread, literally just KYS with that Judge my man.

>>508448708
The different colors are confusing. Green means go and red means stop and there's yellow too. I dont know if he's trying to signal something. If they turned all red when he was breaking, that would be useful information

>>508451787
I don't judge even though I dislike trucks, world being what it is might as well #yolo it, so if some faggot wants an 8liter truck he will go to the mall with, why not? I want a ludicrously overpowered murrikan v8 too, preferably a corvette or challenger or viper. in fact many europeans would get them if taxes and insurance weren't 5k a year :)

>>508452101
viper is v10 I know***

I hate bikes more than kikes.
>>508444187
fpbp

>>508449035
>Can you take your car to an area without roads?
Yeah. I can go off road. Are you retarded? Have you never heard of off roading before? Have to just have the right car or truck for it

>>508451734
Agreed. I've driven cars, motorcycles, and bikes on every type of road aside from interstate highways. I've never had a problem avoiding other vehicles unless it was my fault. But you are right. There's a way more people out their on the roads just looking to start some shit with someone somewhere.

>>508452057
>"but your honor the gun he used is called the giga nigga ventilator 2000!"
>"oh snap this changes everything, straight to prison you go!"
This is what you actually believe you fucking idiot.

>>508451005
Because you're ubermensch, right?
White men created everything, and all that.
Your contributions to this status are, I'm sure, myriad and indispensable.

>>508448603
see? that helmet saved him an extra second of life

>>508449636
Why are third world thieves so stupid? Why not smoke your target when you know they could be armed?

>>508444072 (OP)
that fag is begging to be run over, BEGGING

>>508452267
>This is what you actually believe you fucking idiot.
Dude, your IQ is literally room temperature. You understand nothing about the machinations of law, but you're free to spew your ignorance here for all anons to witness. You're the stupidest anon I've seen today, but it is fairly early.

>>508452267
That is what happens dipshit because < 100 IQ retards like yourself are considered our "peers" (what a joke!) and can sit on jury panels.

>>508444072 (OP)

Road bikers are wankers, but city bikers with high vis vests and shite like that are even worse.

Just look up some videos of Jerremy Vine (a tosser leftie TV presenter in the UK) on his bike. He cycles like a twat, trying to get himself into trouble so that he can blame the driver.

There is some other twat on twatter, is it cycling mikey or something like that. Another tosser that goes around videoing drivers with minor infractions and snitches on them.

Mountain bikers are generally OK.

>>508452101
Based and redpilled

>>508451787
>overregulation is the cause of the growth in size of modern trucks.
If you got rid of EPA/CAFE emission standards the trucks could be smaller again.

>>508452393
Just because someone steals, doesn't mean they are a murderer

>>508447970
on jury,,, NOT GUILTY

>>508452393
Actually he didn't even seem to be armed, nothing in his hands lol, he just told him to get off the bike lmao how stupid.

>>508444187
>>508444371
>>508445014
how is this any more obnoxious than your fagass giant "pick up trucks" which actual businesses never seem to use

>>508448419
this isn't a cyclist though, it's a nigger

>>508452267
As soon as there's a jury involved you can throw common sense out the windows when it comes to legal rulings, anon.
There is merit to what they said.

Total bike death.

>>508448246
yeah he looks like a fag alright.

>>508452452
Cyclists aren't the wankers. The streets in the city should be for ALL vehicles, and cyclists are rightly fucking scared of huge cars and buses and shit.

HOWEVER, we need to establish a fairer pricing model so that infrastructure is suitable for everybody.

>>508452452
>Just look up some videos of
@MPLSBikeWrath
he's another self-righteous cunt who tries to dox all the bad drives he films.

>>508452563
>how is this any more obnoxious than your fagass giant "pick up trucks" which actual businesses never seem to use
you have to leave the house fag if you want to see them at work, we know you dont work.. so shut the fuck up

>>508449081
>le redit educated leftist making fun of "poor" countries
You'll die impaled by a metalic rod from your own bike, faggot, while dogs chew at your cut dick.

>>508444486
probably been hit and survived.
riding a bike on the road and believing a stripe of paint will protect you is an incredible act of faith

>>508452541
>on jury,,, NOT GUILTY
You'd never make it on the jury anon. Only our peers would, which means black, homosexual, a woman, or all the above.

>>508452420
>>508452432
>"the guns got a scary name?'
>"well let's rip up the constitution and fuck having laws and shit!"
>"btw let me tell you all about misconceptions of the law!"
Both of you anons are being willfully ignorant to point of absolute retardation. Have fun with that children.

>>508452393
because theft is so common the lazy corrupt underfunded police usually ignore it, they only bother investigating when someone is actually killed

>>508452633
>The streets in the city should be for ALL vehicles
The streets weren't built for bikes. Why do you think your toy has a right to be on the public road? Cyclists should demand the government build them proper roads outside of vehicle traffic instead of demanding vehicles defer and submit to the inadequacies of bicycle....

>>508452452
Lmao I enjoy that Vine is so utterly repulsive that he transcends bongland at this point.
Every single person I have ever spoken to about him hates him without exception.
I would estimate cyclist acceptance at about 12.5% for, 12.5% neutral, 75% against in the UK. They're annoying but openly seething about them is giving them a tiny morsel of power that they otherwise don't have. In an accident, they will die and I'll have a bill for minor bodywork repair.
Remember, that fundamental inferiority is the root of their obnoxiousness, and so it will remain.

>>508444072 (OP)
>take your lane
>my state's law requires you actually go all the way to the next lane over to pass a bike in your lane of travel
>2 lane road
>need to pass a bike
>head into opposing lane
>there's another bike coming from the opposite direction
>that's not my lane of travel
>run him down head-on
>nothing personal just following orders
this is what they fought for

>>508444251
whats to stop me from just running you over from the comfort of the lifted truck i purchased off a mexican?

>>508452873
>Both of you anons are being willfully ignorant to point of absolute retardation. Have fun with that children.
Just close this thread anon, it's truly too much for your brain to comprehend how the real world works.

>>508447168
Jeeps are gay as fuck so are ducks on a jeep dash fuck whoever is doing that

>>508444072 (OP)
I'm not afraid of guns. I am afraid of pic rel though.

>>508448360
How about driving your car somewhere to go mountain biking?
Checkmate chud.

>>508452420
>my gun is called "The innocent man" your honor
>all charges dropped, this man is innocent

>>508449455
leftist ideas like yours made Paris and London, shitholes. Latest stabbing attack in Amsterdam cracked me up, as it was an ukrainain involved.

>>508453057
>>my gun is called "The innocent man" your honor
>>all charges dropped, this man is innocent
>Another retard challenger enters the thread

>>508452780

You have 4 whitey's and 4 black there as far as I can tell and a chino. Going to find you guilty with that jury.

>>508444072 (OP)
I carry a gun riding BMX at night, it's come in handy more than a dozen times at least.

>>508452893
Most streets were initially built for walking, and for horses. The vehicles using them has evolved with the times.
There's limited space between buildings and obviously not every vehicle type can have a designated lane.

Personally, I don't feel like I'm being compensated for the negative externalities of your car usage (pollution, resource wars, enriching parasitical middleman classes, etc).

>>508444072 (OP)
imagine waking up in the morning, putting on that shirt and getting on your christmas tree bike and doing it all without shame or embarrassment.

>>508452577
I'm not saying a lawyer won't try that angle, I'm saying it's easily dismissed and easily proven to be a non serious argument. It reeks of desperation because it's flimsy as hell, and even a competent PD should be able to shoot it down.
In the sense the name of the model can be called in to question the shooters motives, yes there's merit. In the big picture it means fuck all.

>>508447168
Don't put shit like this on your car it's just evidence to use against you later.

>>508444072 (OP)
I'll take a bike cuck over a pickup princess any day of the week. The bigger and taller your pickup truck is, the fatter, older and stupider you are.

>>508449627
feeling the hustle and the bustle of a walkable city, car loving redneck, and if possible and queue not too long, a quick stop at the gay gloryhole for a mouthfull of ethnic diversity.

They are mentally ill, it started here relatively recently and already are teh most annoying leftist activist hunting driver "mistakes" on streets until someone punches their nose then they ask for bid daddy government protection.

>>508453277
>You have 4 whitey's and 4 black there as far as I can tell and a chino. Going to find you guilty with that jury.
But it was a jury of my peeerrrrsss

>>508452723
I am literally at work right now, it's lunch hour, something we often have here in the UK

> if you want to see them at work
I have literally never seen a super duty with business logos, it is always a white van and rarely a truck with a low bed

the whole pit bull pick up truck rolling coal bald faggot with shades thing is degeneracy alongside ghetto nigga thug gangsta bullshit, you literally want this aryan woman to get mauled just because she's riding a bicycle, kys

>>508452982
>so are ducks on a jeep dash fuck whoever is doing that
The first time I saw this, I didn't know it was a "thing" for jeep owners to do this and I assumed the person was mentally ill because they had like 20 rubber ducks on their dashboard

>>508452973
The Taurus judge has been out for several years anon, I'm sure you can post one example of how it's name has been the deciding factor in a guilty verdict in your real world.

>>508450327
who do you think organized this
>>508449749

>>508444072 (OP)
These faggots are going to get me hit by one of you retards. I am not allowed to drive to due to a disability, so I use a bike to get myself places and not rely on others or jewber. Lately I have more and more younger people fucking with me and it happens whenever faggots like Op post these topic baiting threads.
Any law anons wanna weigh in on if I could sue OP for incitement or something that causes him to lose everything financially and makes him think twice about shilling against people just trying to survive.

>>508444072 (OP)
His whole shtick is to annoy car drivers and I kind respect it

>>508453405

What is the general attitude of Chinos in the US?
They seem to work hard and are generally high achievers.
Do they have fatigue?
I see a number of chink women that seem to be uber woke, but they just seem to be the vocal minority.

>>508444072 (OP)
so based lmao
Cagies getting a bit too confident irl

>>508453303
>Personally, I don't feel like I'm being compensated for the negative externalities of your car usage (pollution, resource wars, enriching parasitical middleman classes, etc).
This is perfectly natural and simply because you are roundly outnumbered by the right-minded. We demand you accept these concessions because you have done and will continue to do absolutely nothing about them.

>>508454139
A lot of them work with the triads and other chink mafias. Very crooked people.

>>508454282
i love this, especially since bikes are not allowed on freeways

>>508452992
Mountain biking is based and respectable. They do their thing on allotted areas and without putting me at risk of feeling guilty about killing one.

>>508444072 (OP)
What it is about cyclists that make them insufferable regardless of where they are from?

>>508449211
>bicycles have the same rights a car does on the road
which means they have to follow traffic laws, but most of the time they don't. they run stop signs and traffic lights. they think it's not dangerous because they're not in a car.

>>508444072 (OP)
Inb4 some fag ass redditor pulls out his "le 357" in an emotional tard rage and kills 1+ bystander trying to shoot a pickup truck that was changing lanes

>>508444072 (OP)
Isn't this guy pretty famous in the Florida panhandle area? I remember seeing his pics years ago.

>>508454403
tied to faggot behavior - all about attention, all about themselves

>>508444187
You won't do shit pussy

>>508454364
except when they ride through someone else's property - even to the point of cutting shit down and clearing paths without even bothering to ask

>>508448510
This one is fucked. Dude is clearly just a delivery guy trying to do his job.

>>508444072 (OP)
>poorfag cyclist gun
kek let me guess it's a high point

>>508450071
Car fags need to get off the road.
I can do 180kph on my motorbike.
Car fags are holding traffic up, only 18 wheelers and motorbikes should be allowed on the road.
Change my opinion.

>>508454403
they literally just want to talk to everyone about how they ride a bike and save the environment

are motorcycle riders hated as much as cyclists?

>>508454847
depends on the country
in third world shitholes like here yes

>everyone should have guns
>NO NO NOT LIKE THAT NOOO
Cagers are addicted to sucking kike cock.

>>508446288
You are poor and jealous. Bad combo to have.

>>508448419
most satisfying video ever.
thankyou. Part 2 pls..

>>508444072 (OP)
That bicycle is clearly not conforming with safety regulations, we will send Anzeigenhauptmeister after these insolent outlaw cyclists to enforce proper § 63a StVZO traffic safety regulations for bicycles.

YOU VIL RESPECT ZE Straßenverkehrs-Zulassungs-Ordnung AND YOU VIL LOVE IT

>>508444072 (OP)
what's the point of picrel being armed while I can ram him with my car from behind?

>>508454546
cars and bikes are not equal. Any bike fag using a lane of the road needs to be run over. I ride a bike too. Shit i use sidewalks half the time. You'll never see bikers using anything other than a bike lane in this area. You'd die trying to bike on busy roads around here.

>>508444848
There was a lady at the Goodwill by my house who fired suits at a thief fleeing the store, haha.
It was just some methhead who left with some jeans or something stupid like that, and when she saw the staff chasing after him, she shot at his car as he drove away.
Some people should never, ever own guns. Women should be scrutinized heavily when buying them.
Niggers, mexicans, and women.

>>508454959
>cant travel anywhere or carry stuff
>exposed like a sitting duck
>cant sleep on a bike
>zero shelter
>sweat like a pig
>stinks
>dies easily

>>508448246
amerimutts can be so stupidly ridiculous at times

>>508455207
It's amazing how impotently aggressive cage warriors are. All the times i've been agressive in my helmet and leathers to car fags they've backed down when i start ripping off wing mirrors.
>Oh god he's hurt my car! *tears*

>>508454364
I also cycle very illegally in the city. I run red lights jump back and forward onto the pavement a lot. I am reasonably skilled so I don't get in people way.

>>508453303
You say that as if those things
>pollution, resource wars, enriching parasitical middleman classes, etc
didn't exist prior to the invention of cars, bikes, or the domestication of horses. But you are right vehicles have evolved over time, and as such so have the roads. The roads are no longer a place for vehicles of a bygone era. Cyclists should have enough self respect to acknowledge this and evolve their hobby into what it needs. You don't see people riding their horses down the highway in the fast lane expecting others to go around them.

>>508455432
Wear a helmet, bucko

>>508454197
Fuck around and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjZ31FJwKE
https://youtu.be/VoINqundUrI?t=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1Xw-W48mU
>>508454403
Is the same faggot reditor mindset, but because they cycle they think they have the physical attributes to beat "sedentary" drivers or at least intimidate them. Which in 99% of the cases, is not true.

>>508448682
Honestly man, get the fuck off the road. I wouldn't plow through cyclists like this, but just seeing the difference in speed suggests to me they shouldn't be out there with stuff going 60mph.
Get off the road.

>>508455207
are you telling me that bikers see themselves as chads?

lol, lmao even

>>508454683
Shut up stupid

>>508454526

Kek.
All the gear no idea.

>>508455765
he got wired
lol lmao

>>508454488
CHECKED
TOPKEK
so the meme is real after all.

Bikes were invented in Germany so bikers are the last remnants of the nazi regime technically

>>508454959
nafo meme. No wonder, you are the biggest kike lovers, like this no car meme they push since early 2000. Hopefully when they will drag your sorry ass and make you fertilizer because you could not run fast enough, far enough in time, you'll get it.

>>508451541

Bootlicker, cycling is an anarchist form of transport for that very reason.

>>508449211
Good luck catching my license plate through the dense cloud of diesel smoke

>>508444072 (OP)
>Cyclist REDDITORS ARE BUYING GUNS TO DEAL WITH TRUCK OWNER CHUDS
Based. Baconrider the trend setter.

>>508448682
Strike!

>>508446288
>Literal bugman wants the government to mandate going back to prior to the industrial revolution to own the chuds.
Kill yourself you tranny.

>>508455698
cyclists in my city have endless stretches of unused side streets to ride on and they seemingly NEED to ride on the busy main roads instead

>>508449636
I love the Brazilian Misdirect in all of these videos, the sheepish "ya got me" into "Sike, suck lead motherfuckers!"

>>508455978
>Bootlicker, cycling is an anarchist form of transport for that very reason.
Cocksucker, cycling is an archaic form of transportation that must evolve to survive for that very reason. Anarchy is chaos, it's no wonder all these cyclists are getting what they asked for.

>>508448665
Yeah, scary stuff. I watched this a good number of times and all the cyclist had to do was quickly look behind him or use his peripheral. Had he have done that occasionally when riding, this would of been avoided.

>>508444072 (OP)
Team Cyclists here.

>>508452267
Do you not understand that, in a self defense trial, your freedom is entirely dependent on convincing 12 retards (half of whom are niggers) that were too stupid to get out of jury duty that you didn't mean to kill a nigger with your gun named "the Niggerkiller?" Turn that fucking hamster wheel in your skull just once.

>>508448951
I hope the asphalt makes a speedy recovery from being bopped by that nignoggin.

>>508455291
I tried biking to work a few times. You just show up sweaty as fuck. Even on an ebike you get all sweaty in hot weather. Motorcycles are just as dumb. You can't use them for at least 6 months here because of winter and the other 6 months it's raining or too hot. I once saw a guy biking in subzero 0F weather and was like wtf.

>>508444072 (OP)
The problem with cyclists is that 99% of them are horrible faggots. Nobody would miss this guy if he got run over.

>>508455401
Were you under the impression when you typed and posted this that anyone would believe you?

>>508454687
He is wearing a high vis vest. Almost certainly a tosser.

>>508455834
Ok stupid

>>508448665
I have never seen a road accident with a splat like that. That ones up there with the chino industrial accidents.

>>508444985
Too risky. Just Waymo his ass over.

>>508454683
That's fine too because it doesn't specifically affect me or my ability to get somewhere in a timely fashion

>>508456903
because you dont own any property
kek

>>508444072 (OP)
Why don’t they just take responsibility for their own reckless behavior? These niggas be weaving in and out of traffic as if they’re a fucking tank.

Cool off, bitch. Conduct yourself as if contact with a vehicle results in instant death.

>>508444187
Fpbp
>>508446288
Biker cúcks... I can't

>>508452267
>>508456300
Arizona v Fish 2004
>dude goes hiking alone
>somebody attacks him
>ventilates the attacker
>prosecution argues that because he used hollow point bullets that means he woke up that morning and decided to kill somebody
>despite zero criminal history
>jury convicts, 10 years
>eventually gets overturned but he spends 3 years in prison getting raped by niggers every single day

>>508448246
Imagine hunting teams of RZRs with pintle mount.

>>508456259
On the plus side, it was a proper splat. Quick death.

>>508456297
Shut the fuck up you disgusting curry nigger

>>508446288
They hated him because he told the truth

>>508454352
Stay hydrated.
HTTTU

>>508453935
These are the people calling you cager.

>>508456969
The only property I own is a cuboid in mid-air.
Still more, I suspect, than you, Esteban.

>>508452563
>this isn't a cyclist though, it's a nigger
(You) are the same

>>508444072 (OP)
I like to walk in bike lanes so cyclists have to slow down behind me.

>>508456894
Think the guy was just in the perfect orientation to have his head and neck become a toothpaste nozzle. Usually people burst out the arse or abdomen first.

>>508448987
You're going to get eaten by a bear, Timothy.

>>508444072 (OP)
That still doesn't make them immune to dying upon any sort of contact with any other vehicle.

what kind of gun could have saved him?

>>508448246
What phenotype is this?

>>508454203
>a hipster on a bike breaks his skull open in front of a fucking whole foods
Pottery.

>>508448246
>aggravated assault
>branishing a firearm
>unlawful use of a firearm
>intimidation

HAHAHAHA YES

>>508450581
Show your stats please.
I mountain bike, but I won't go near a motorbike, as it would probably be too much fun, and I would kill myself pretty quickly. I fall of the mountain bike often enough, I don't need the extra speed and power that a moto would add to the equation.

>>508457378
holy shit

>>508444371
>any normal person
You mean any psycho spic, Pablo

>>508457378
Lance Armstrong wasn't so strong after all.

>>508444072 (OP)
I dont really get the american hate for cyclists, sure some places they can be quite annoying like in copenhagen where cyclists pay no attention to people on foot, but how much hate can you have for a slight inconvenience to you? So you have to slow down and wait for your turn to overtake a slower vehicle? Oh the horror.

You city kids would never last one day out in the rural areas where you can be stuck behind a tractor and plough moving at 25km/h for miles with no chance of overtaking. So do you hate farmers too?

Do americans really have so little cognitive ability that a simple vehicular interaction fills them with angst and hate? Thats borderline retarded behavior.

>>508444072 (OP)
>gets shot by a nigger

>>508457378
>dumb retard rides below the mirror in an area where it is already a massive blind spot, on a fucking commercial vehicle
deserved

>>508457724
Farmers are at least doing something productive so people are more ok with them. Good farmers usually get off the road and let people by if there is a line.

>>508454358
tell me american whats the difference between a highway and a freeway ?

>>508457862
>gun gets stolen

>>508457534
>holy shit

Don't know where that happened, but down here to be treated as a vehicle you have to be operating as a vehicle. Otherwise you are just a pedestrian with wheels.

Biker was not in a travel lane, so he was a pedestrian Jaywalking.

The trucker did nothing wrong.

>>508457724
i live in a rural area where tractors and horse drawn carriage (amish) are on the roads frequently and they're mindful enough to let vehicles pass with no issue

>>508453496
>pit bull pick up truck rolling coal bald faggot with shades

What the fuck are you talking about? Trucks are insanely useful. I never had to rent a moving van or ask anyone for help to move to a new house. I can take my entire families bikes/fishing poles/tackleboxes/cooler/etc. on vacation all in my truck alone. Mine is even a small truck at that. It's incredibly useful and if you don't realize that, then you are just pretending to be retarded for no reason other than to try to hate on americans, which is you just being a good goy and doing what your jewish master wants you to.

>>508455178
pretty sure someone fucked him good and been quiet since

>>508449829
>On the other hand, your cars are also twice as big, but that's just a result of the collective cut dick trauma.
Pic related is the reason. Americans don't get enough hate on this board for being ham-planets.

>>508457948
Thats not even possible many places here because the shoulders are not broad enough on the roads and the roads are narrow too mostly in the rural areas, but you can easily pass cyclists driving on the side of the road.

I get that "tour de france" freaks that take up the whole road can be annoying, but is it really that much of a nuissance that people drive on the side of the road? Really? And how so?

>>508449211
There’s a little known law on the books of every state that says that if you’re in a vehicle and there’s a line of vehicles behind you trying to pass, then regardless of any other facts you have the legal REQUIREMENT to get the FUCK out of their way. If this means pulling off the road entirely to let them pass, then that’s what the law says you must do. Most cops don’t know this either and that’s the only reason you can be so smug about this shit

>>508453978
lmao that has to be LA

Sage

>>508450071
>magdump
Yeah, hes going to jail

>>508454798
>Change my opinion
>>>/diy/
Nigger

>>508444072 (OP)
haha dang that's a lot of autism for one guy lol

>>508458157
most of these roads don't have shoulders but if both parties go slightly off road it's not an issue. i think bikefag hate is more of a city issue, they're easy enough to spot and go around in rural areas

>>508449211
>bicycles have the same rights a car does on the road.
>>508458216
>you have the legal REQUIREMENT to get the FUCK out of their way.

If you impede the flow of traffic you are at fault.
If you are going 1 mile an hour on the road, bike, car, or hoverboard, if there is an incident you are at fault. There are provisions, of course, dealing with weather and road conditions, but being unable to pedal uphill at the speed limit is not one of them.

rage bikers make me lol so hard, this is a new internet phenomenon. they film themselves sperging at drivers. i had that happen in real life once, i passed some guy, everything is fine and suddenly he completely loses his mind and starts shouting. made me lol hard. they film themselves for some tik tok or instagram garbage, so they have to really play the reaction for max clicks

>>508454203
lol a brit on a penny farthing getting ran the fuck over next to a double decker bus is peak british isles

>>508457724
>So do you hate farmers too?
No. Unlike cyclists, farmers actually serve a purpose

>>508458679
o nvm wasn't a double decker...wlda been cool

>>508455401
hahahahah Yeah, okay retard. Why the fuck would you even post this? You couldn't post anything more gay if you tried for the rest of your life.

>>508458682
>>So do you hate farmers too?
>No. Unlike cyclists, farmers actually serve a purpose

kek.
/thread

>>508444371
We need more people like the cyclist. Not so much his cringe signs or attitude, but people goading others into overstepping and getting killed for it.

Remember that Indian guy who thought he could scare another driver with a gun? Now he’s fucking dead because he couldn’t control his feminine emotional reaction to traffic. We need WAY fewer people like that.

Bernie Goetz definitely comes to mind. If anyone reading this is considering suicide or a mass shooting, why not do some Bernie Goetz type shit? Wait for niggers to try to rob you then just fucking blast them. Step right into their dice game and scream “niggers” like in Kentucky Fried Movie, then run off. When they corner you, defend yourself.

>>508455401
lol if you rip off my mirror i'm going to treat you like a threat and shoot you with picrel as is my right because you are commissioning a felony, and in Texas you can use lethal force to stop the commission of a felony. first 2 shots will be beanbags so you can yelp in pain and contemplate life before the foster slug rips your head apart like ghallager and his watermelons

>>508448463
Absolutely mogged

>>508448682
Fuckin coached

>>508447970
It’s like the “trespassers will be shot” sign. It will be used as evidence against the shooter that they had malicious intent.

>>508448708
Holy shit bro, you aren't kidding around

>>508459266
So fucking based

>>508458843
This

>>508448708

This is just troon behavior for people without the determination to cut off their cocks.

I am a biker [troon]. You must respect me and change every facet of your behavior to accommodate my desires.
If you fail, even in the smallest way, to respect me you are a trucker [transphobe].

It's all so tiresome.

>>508453179
Prove me wrong using your own logic. You can't.

>>508459801
>evidence against the shooter that they had malicious intent.

Truth, unfortunately.
"No Trespassing - Police will be notified immediately" is the much better option.

>>508454526
its a common thing in germany for boomers to fix wires in forests or dump oil in curves just because they hate bikers so much. old people are fucking crazy nolifer tv brains this is muh road muh forest