I am the son of an Indian Maharaja. Ask me anything

>>508456780 (OP)

Indian marijuana?

>>508456780 (OP)
>an Indian Maharaja
What is that supposed to mean?

>>508456780 (OP)
What does it mean are you the king of trash?

>>508456780 (OP)
The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

>>508456780 (OP)
no one cares about your retarded caste system/religion, jeet

>>508456780 (OP)
Did your ancestors waist it all? Or is there some generational wealth and status left?

>extremely low res image
Even the maharajas son can't have good internet kek

How does this change your shitsmell? Is it more sophisticated than that of the commoners? Like, more vibrant onion notes or a slight but recognizable touch of dead rats?

>>508456780 (OP)
Yea but are you the modern day Maharaja?

>>508456780 (OP)
Why don’t you kill yourself? Genuine question.

What is the most expensive hotel suite you got to trash as a teenager? Something like The Mark Hotel’s Penthouse that goes for $75,000 per night? Or are you an unusually well behaved princeling?

>>508457544
Germanon is too specific with scat, no surprises there
>>508457493
Quite the opposite. Everyone has internet access now, hence the shit you. I wish I could go back to 2010 when only aristocrats like me used the internet here.
>>508457467
My clan had some palaces which are leased to the government. We get rent.
>>508457301
Sure.

>>508458029
>hence the shit you
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>>508457958
Kohinoor suite of Uday Vilas. Close to 15K USD a night.

>>508456780 (OP)
You are staying in India, right? Dont want more jeet doordashers here.

>>508456780 (OP)
Which british university?

Wjy do pajeets think anyone cares about them. None finds you guys cool or interesting. Why do you guys have such main character syndrome?

>>508456780 (OP)
Arranged marriage, I assume? How is she?

Have you or your family ever interacted with any gurus, swamis, or saints? What is the attitude about these people - are they seen as legit or frauds without exception?

>>508458464
taj hotels are better than oberoi hotels. for example:

lake palace > udaivilas

recently got back from a trip to india and udaipur was definitely the best city i went to. there's something so comfy about it--why can't the rest of your cities be that nice?

>>508456780 (OP)
How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?

>>508458464
Thanks for pullin up and deliverin. You a playah.

>>508456780 (OP)
Maracujá?

>>508456780 (OP)
why the hell are all these khalistan niggers coming to Canada?

>>508456780 (OP)
What shade of diarrhea are you?

>>508456780 (OP)
Does it bother you that even the poorest, most destitute white people imaginable see you and think
>Oh look a pajeet

>>508458029
>aristocrats like me
OOOOOOH an aristocrat he says he is. Tell me, do aristocrats smell like shit? Do aristocrats rub their bodies with cow piss? You are a brownoid subhuman and the only thing you got going for you is that your family is rich. But all the money that you have can not cure you of your tiny peepee :(

>>508457125
might be the funniest thing I've seen coming from a Dane! Nice one brother

How can one claim to be the king when your people are struggling? I give you zero points. You add nothing to the bigger story of mankind. You sar, are a parasite

>>508456780 (OP)

How do i give my lotus flower optimum conditions when growing them at home? Serious question. They have been like this for 2 weeks.

>>508456780 (OP)
Do you eat cow poo with gold foil as decoration?