Thread 508458340

VLADIMIR!!!!!!!!!
OPEC!!!!!!!!!
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!

>>508458340 (OP)
Nigeria will destroy Iran

>>508458340 (OP)
This bibis cumdumpster is wild.

>>508458340 (OP)
Does Trump really think his Department of Energy is drilling for oil?

>>508458340 (OP)
who is the enemy exactly? the spirit of adolf hitler?

>>508458340 (OP)
Oil is literally down today retard

>We can just do things!
>Consequences? What are those?
Closing the red sea and Hormuz is going to make il prices skyrocket, thie while Trump is already begging Powell to cut the FEd rates and is so desperate for money he's going to sell federal land and cut holidays.

Have fracking companies already pumped or is there still time?

>>508458468
>israel lannister
either it's a retard or one of the most talented shitposters I have ever seen.

>>508458468
>nigerians in europe
already afraid the gibs will dry out? kek

He's so dumb.

>>508458468
>nigerians in europe

>>508458598
Unironically yes.

Someone tell JD Big Boy has the phone unsupervised.

AHAHAHAHA this is pathetic, does he think he's some kind of omnipotent god that can just will oil prices down?
>p-please don't close the strait
you don't have the cards donnie

Covfefe
-Donakd.J.Trump

>>508458340 (OP)
Why Trump writes like the ultimate top Boomer?

>>508458722
yeah that degenerative neurological disorder is really starting to show

>>508458340 (OP)
Signal that this is going to be a long drawn out affair, with thousands of dead American servicemen to come.

>>508458468
>Nigeria of Europe
France? The UK?

>>508458663
Just arrest Powell for treason already, he's such a democrat shill he'd rather attempt to collapse the economy just to dab on Trump

>>508458340 (OP)
>MIGGERS are commies now
lol.

>>508458340 (OP)
This fat boomer needs day of the pillow before the completely destroys jewmerica

>>508458340 (OP)
>drill and i mean NOW
is this guy mentally ill or something? he think someone can snap their fingers and 10 oil rigs and 3 oil refineries appear out of thin air ?

>>508458772
because hes like 80 and the president which makes him the top boomer

This is literally nigger tier. No understanding of consequences to your actions.

>>508458340 (OP)
America is a net producer of oil now. Doesn't that mean that our prices can only rise if we're paying the same price as the international market? Why doesn't Trump just ban the export of oil or put a price cap on domestic providers?

>>508458772
because he is the ultimate boomer

>>508458909
I'm sure adding trillions in debt for Trump's Big Black Bill and war in Iran are what true patriots would want.

>>508458468
THE ALLIANCE GROWS

>>508458872
i think trump didn't really look into history all that much and overlooked the fact that iranians don't back down, no matter who is challenging them.

>>508458566
They issue permits to drill.
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2025/03/us-enters-drill-era-top-energy-leader-oil-gas/

Why the fuck do they cut of oil to us? Israel and burgerland attacked them. And most of us don't even hate Iran

>>508458663
Does he not know that the Fed only sets its own overnight rates and can't actually dial bond rates up and down? Yeah, they can buy bonds to try to make the rate go down, but that causes the balance sheet to go up even more and causes inflation. Trump is an economic moron despite the Wharton degree.

>>508459205
Yeah that's not the same thing and Trump's tweet makes it sound otherwise

>>508458994
No, because we mostly produce light sweet crude while our refineries are mostly designed to handle heavy crude. So we export the former and import the latter. So we’re still at the mercy of the global oil market.

>>508459113
Iranians are facing either genocide at the hands of israel, or a mass diaspora to europe as refugees. Either way the end of their civilization, for a proud people, they have nothing to lose and will react accordingly.

>>508459271
Nigger theyre cutting oil period no matter the flag

>>508459205
Permits have nothing to do with how many rigs will drill. They do affect profit margins because federal land sometimes crosses over with sweet spots.
The real trick the stupid juju cum slurper to "drill baby drill". You're asking them to take on greater levels of debt to drill faster than they are now, for the stated goal of them making less money per barrel. Dodge v Ford, as dumb and as gay as it is, outright prevents such a scenario. Oil companies are not going to increase production, they will simply pocket the difference.

>>508459471
And even if they want to get rid of the ayatollahs, they don’t want the US to do it and replace them with a puppet dictator again.

>>508458340 (OP)
Well well well.... if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.....
>NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T RAISE THE OIL PRICES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>508458520
Its like a casting couch meth binge which turned into a global shitshow

>>508458468
>nigerians in europe
of course...

>>508458340 (OP)
Unironically the worst President of all time

What an asshole

>>508458340 (OP)
Crash the whole thing. ACCELERATE!

>>508459454
>sweet crude
Shouldn’t refineries designed for sour crude be able to handle sweet?

>>508460058
No youd process them in the umami refineries in between first

>>508458340 (OP)
Art of the Drill

>>508458340 (OP)
Lol this man is an utter retard

>>508458340 (OP)
It was either him or Kamala.

>>508460148
jej

>>508460740
and Kamala was the non-retarded choice

>>508458340 (OP)
I must admit Trump turns me on.

>>508461014
Lol no. She was a complete retard who wouldnt even be running the country.

>>508458936
Miggers thought manufacturing infrastructure would appear out of thin air after Trump’s tariffs.