Thread 508472972

Oil on wierd dry bread isn't the end of the world, makes you appreciate your main course when it comes

>>508472972 (OP)
Might as well add some avocado
Fry an egg a little just a little runny

Persians have just attacked the air base in Al Udeid.

>>508473610
crush some salt flakes on it and its lush

also wtf is this homosexual lgbtqia+ captcha shit?

>>508472972 (OP)
Disgusting. Forrin muck.

>>508474153
>u ded
lel

>>508474302
I don't get that shit
Thank God
How much is gasoline down there rn?

>>508474302
you only get those if you're gay

>>508472972 (OP)
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn7ze4vmk2pt
>'Credible threat' of Iranian missile attack on US-run airbase in Qatar, BBC understands

i thought Qatar were friends with Iran

>>508474385
Butcher's sausages in a baker's baps for me

>>508474153
Is that why /pig/ has a really fucking happening op?
Might go see. Might not. I'm contemplating doing the last few little fiddly bits of sanding in my hall.

>>508474559
Dunno.
Do t go to outer.

>Blind Item #6

>Two decades ago, these foreign born comic actors were at the peak of their popularity. They were called the most powerful people in TV comedy in their country. They are also being accused of some really bad things and it looks like the BBC is once again doing the whole coverup thing.
one of the comments
>I saw the Titok yesterday of a guy outing Matt Lucas of molesting him in his house. He's been contacted by 25 other guy's who have similar stories. He's reported him to the Met Police but they're reluctant to investigate

sick of bames lad
total bame fatigue

>RAF flight evacuates British nationals from Israel

That was quick. Remember how long it took them to sort the Afghan flights?

>>508472972 (OP)
Less oily
Moar toasty, m8
Look up ‘bruschetta’

>>508474153
11 C-17s passed through Prestwick over the weekend

>There are reports from Reuters and AFP news agencies of explosions being heard over Doha.

It follows earlier reports from US media saying that Iran was imminently preparing to fire missiles at a US base in Qatar.

>>508474555
the true b&b

what's for din dins lads? im havin chicken burgers, bubble and squeak cakes, peas and carrot

>>508474153
does Iran have any allies apart from Russia

>>508475496
Ortolan bunting

>>508474153
Niggas be like aaaarrrrrgghhhhhACK! Then they be all dead n sheeit

IRAN ATTACKING US BASES IN IRAQ and elsewhere!!!!!
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
WAR!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_lFk59mK6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_lFk59mK6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_lFk59mK6I

>>508474671
Looks like it's war. They fired on qatari and Iraqi USA bases. Most intercepted but trump has to respond now.
Fucking sick of it.

>>508474153
>Persians
*Mossad

>>508475192
>bruschetta
Forrin muck.

there will be no us troops on the ground
it's not going to happen

>>508475624
Russia told them to do one. Such is Russia.

>>508476274
There will be shock and awe bombings though. Then all the fallout that will bring. The whole region is going to go up.

Ahaha
Just not going to die for Israel
It's just...
I'm just not ok
AHAHAHAHHAA

Qatar....

>Iran's attack on the bases in Qatar is a violation of international law
>Israel's attacks on Iran's nuclear facilities isn't
Hmmmmm.

>>508476172
They should fkn hit the desalination complex

>>508476547
nobody in the region likes Iran though, they will do nothing like they did when America invaded Iraq

How many countries in the radius of this war? We're gonna need a bigger island to house all the refugees

sick of living fist to arse

>>508476102
Sorry lad just not feeling it like

>>508476967
What if shrapnel kills a qatari citizen what then

>>508477303
Then he got himself in the wrong place.

got a moist bumhole
dont quite care for it

>>508477014
based nooticer

>>508477546
He got himself good

>>508477303
They probably a Sunni, innit
They kuffar. They all kuffar

deanos bmw dealership in dubai was struck by a stray missile

>>508477014
not if there's international law in place that restrict certain countries from developing nuclear weapons. Germany is on the nuclear non-proliferation treaty for example

>burgers gon get drafted for literal israel instead ot thousand fronts of oil companies or some other fronts
kek. lmao

Make peace, not war. One love, man.

>>508477979
Is there a difference?

>>508478098
bit blockwoggy that

>>508478262
No it's just more blatant and funnier for the people who has always said "no you can't conspiracy theories like that, jews being at the top of most companies is just a coincidence!"

>>508477273
took me 20 seconds to figure out what the fuck that was
kek

Also nothing ever happens btw

>>508478648
I still haven't figured it out. Is it a plastic sex arse?

>>508474302
was wondering where boggy b was
guess thats why

>>508478990
>>508474438
>>508474506
didn't realise my vpn was still connected.

>>508478648
It's the face you make when you're about to get fucked

>>508479112
Days go by and still I think of poo

>>508476967
>a 6 foot tall video of nothing happening

>>508477786
*doody

>>508477914
well if it isn't Rab Himself

How do you poo?

>>508479414
>to give to the poorest working Brits
Robin Hood for pakis spearheaded by his mate Muhammed Ziaddin Yusuf and Farage is too retarded to see that kek

How do normies deal with gf’s? Sounds very energy draining

best way to deal with the paki rape gangs is to wank off every muzzie you see in the street. wear them down and leave them too exhausted to rape girls.

>>508479908
Ideally, she'll play with your willy at intervals to make it tolerable

>iran attacks Qatar

Aren’t the bases considered to be US soil, same as embassies?

TKD anyway

>>508479908
i haven't spoken to my girlfriend in 3 days and we live together

>>508480130
I have a missus apparently

>>508480079
Strictly speaking, they're Qatari bases which US forces just operate out of

>>508479908
You have to fuck them into a calm state, if you can't make them have orgasms every now and then the bitching will get worse and worse until one day she looks guilty but is calm (found a bloke who can actually fuck and now you're just her stable guy)

I'm wanking at the molecular level

>>508481048
mods!

"Incels aren't really after us, they're after you. We're just in their way"

>>508479908
the truth is that foids are as much trouble as they endlessly fascinating

Is Iran going to get Iraqed?

The most convincing trannies I've ever seen. I honestly couldn't tell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8yQchddulw

>>508481632
not on our watch

at the point where all I want is peace and quiet and to chill but I can never achieve this, theres always something stopping me, very uncomfy

cocaine

>>508481710
you tried depressants

>>508481632
Soon we can finally find out if it's eye-ran/eye-raq or ee-ran/ee-raq...

>>508481699
fucking jews
can't watch that shit

Having a BBQ

>>508481706
angela rayner isn't beautiful but she has an interesting face

>>508481905
which substances are them?

>>508481973
>What's for tea
>Chicken keeev
Are they going to that ukryayuane and turkirjyie thing. Gets right on my tits that does

what's up my nukes

>>508482196
i know of xanax and benzos, but not much else i've never been a druggy
>>508482175
would've been fit if she were middle class i reckon

>>508481710
Mi make eeryin aight

>>508481699
you thought venus wasn't a man? bro

>>508482512
Did Carl Sagen get strangled by a bame in a murder pod?

>>508481632
Who fucking knows. Trump said two weeks and then they end up just kicking their shit in overnight anyway.

>>508482175
fake tits are disgusting. i mean worse than small tits love big TT girls but not into fakes at all unless they're the old illegal polypropylene string ones that grow real breast tissue

>>508481699
difficult when most black women look like black men

>>508482512
Crazy that MAiD capsules became a thing before mainstream cryopreservation, which is still a fringe practice, and almost entirely American.

>>508482604
>Black man in a dress
>Actual sheboon
There's very little difference tbqhwy

*huge* Muslim melty inbound

>put co-op gin in freezer on friday
>take it out tonight and its slushy with ice

>>508474555
>>508475461
:)
>>508474688
>Matt Lucas of molesting him in his house.
Gays...
>>508477273
Maybe that's the solution to the boat rapist problem. Give them sex arses, then they can fuck them in the park and not your 8 year old niece. Think I'm onto something here.
>>508477914
Never understood the schism but it's real. Have to say Sunni hate Shia more than the other way around. They'e explain it to me loads of times over the years I think it's gay.

I'd be a Sufi if I had to be a Muslim. At least then I could smoke hash and spin around in circles.
>>508477964
Trying to enforce international law while supporting Israel isn't a great look.

>>508481710
Stop at nothing to achieve your goal

Why couldn't the kikes just leave it alone ffs?
I hate them so fucking much

>>508482512
>GET IN ZE PLASTIC CHINKY BOX OF DEATH
Don't bloody think so

>>508482903
They've been permamelting for decades, it's their natural state. What else is new?

>>508482826
>fake tits
Chat Gpt wouldn't tell me when I asked.

>>508482512
ffs I just need to chill out not die
>>508482980
thing is tho this, I can never relax

>>508483004
not on your nelly

>>508482175
Looks like phil neville

>>508483112
>what else is new?
seethe is higher

>>508483129
about rAngie?
100% fakes got em done for free on rNHS too the bitch

>>508482997
Sorry goy the red line has been crossed

>>508482933
Cheap gin. It should stay completely liquid and ice free. Should thicken up slightly to the consistency of single cream. Unless you're using a cryo chamber as a gin fridge which would actually be pretty cool

>>508483138
Your goal is to relax?

>>508482883
nah bro there's something going on with you

>>508483260
Is there a way to quantify seethe?

>>508483288
I thought that pic was fake for ages. But no, he actually does think you're that thick. Believing their own BS is one of their biggest weaknesses.

>>508481710
Peace and quiet is the best
Peace and privacy are the ultimate luxuries

It seems that's it for the night, I'll give it an hour for Kikes to have a spaz attack and get Trump pumped full of drugs to bomb Iran.

I was going to plan for a late night and takeaway but it's all gone a bit homo, and I'm a fat fuck anyhow.

>>508483138
>not wanting to be strangled to death by a bame
Sounds like someone needs a bit of Prevent training

yummm

they ruined lola rabbit

TOMMY TOMMY
COPE IS HIGH
COPE IS HIGH

>>508483413
well, I have other goals, but I cant relax so relaxing has become a goal, but I dont think I'll achieve it as I dont think I can until I have no other goals

>>508482512
Is that one of them driverless taxis?

>>508483677
Subtlety is not something they are familiar with.
>you will take the jeets and be happy

>>508474688
Matt Lucas has found work abroad I think. Understandable if the BBC have had to cover for him. More worryingly is Walliams got taken in by ITV and found protection under Cowell's wing.

>>508484194
Endgame dilator for trannys

>>508484119
He's more off topic than this general

>>508484119
tommy is a warrior for christendom

>>508484164
Actually can feel that feel.

Going to put a WW2 documentary on and have a nap. Tired today for some reason

>>508484288
>>508484303
Marching powder intake increased

>>508480277
>I have a missus
Bit gay that.

>>508483796
>It seems that's it for the night
Didn't Iran say they'd do something tonight worth remembering like 4 days ago?

>>508484265
As well as the fact he's been allowed to carve out a profitable career writing kids books and turning them into musicals and movies.

>>508483677
He's just trying to present the info in such a way that even a dumb goy like yourself can understand

>>508484263
thought that was a photoshop at first

>>508484335
I cleared all my tasks on sunday and thought right, forced relaxing time, couldn't because I was thinking about them goals and sitting around made me a bit on edge. Bullshit.

>>508484265
>Cowell's
everyone who has been on x factor except dermot o'leary has had to pay the cowell toll but none have decided to out him for it. you got a 3some with Sinitta which would have been ok but there would have been downsides to it aswell.

>>508484365
muslim coke dealer scammed tommy once and he never looked back

>>508475496
Dumplings.

>>508484442
Nope. He literally stands there and tells the goyim what is happening. Fucking cheek of it all.

>>508484390
No idea.
Balls in Israel and Trumps court now.

oh he just tweeted and completely ignored it.
lmao, he's so weak.

>lands clarse job in doha
>air raid sirens

>>508484303
>tommy is a warrior for christendom
Shalom
>>508484431
Kek, in his mind yes. He's 70% ACME villian.
>>508484531
I can kind of empathize with him. Go to Luton.

Going to start making home made short movies. Got one planned in the Highlands. Where I'm being unironically chased by hisidic jews but it's in the style of Blair witch project.

went on /brit/ and they spoke about politics more than we do

>>508483736
Boggo will be seething about your sprinkler. He hates any equipment he can't afford.

>>508484898
im never going to that shithole

>>508484943
>went on /brit/
did you find the trans gf you were looking for?

>>508484868
I just feel bad for the Ukrainian whores
They sold their bodies to Arab tycoons to get away from this shit

Scrap that. I'm going to watch the South African fella talking about people drowning at sea. His voice is dreamy. I'll be asleep in no time

>>508484943
bit gay that

cor etc
the sosiges are squirting fat juice everywhere too
that means they'll be tasty

>>508483960
>Smoked
Interdasting. Do they taste like a saveloy?

>>508485039
They made their choice.

>>508484999
Checked.
You'll never know the joys of kebabish then.
The "ish" part always made me hmmm.

>>508485115
not sure yet. will let you know in a bit

>>508484984
Everything in that image is the anti-thesis of boggo
>garden
>nature
>motorbike
If he had a properly done steak in it'd cause the Chernobog reactor meltdown

>>508485107
It means they're full of fat

>>508485107
Give those kebabs some room lad ffs

>>508485107
Bosh

>>508485008
yeah they posted the same one they always do and it made my willy grow lad

Why are bongs allergic to fruits and veggies?

>>508485174
appealing

>>508485039
When they were offered dubai chocolate they thought the rich Arabs meant the chocolate brand kek

>>508485376
I eat fruit and veggies every fucking day you mong

>>508485376
causes inflammation
all you need is meat

>>508485425
It's the same thing

>>508484903
>Got one planned in the Highlands.
Fuck off, we're full.

>>508485376
I bet you deepthroat carrots don't you lad

>>508485618
I wouldn't know I've never had it

>>508485376
Fruits are overrated but I luv a good microwaveable mixed veg packet

>>508485253
Fat is where the flavour comes from.

>>508485376
Garnish is for poofters.

>>508485376
>fruits and veggies?
Femanons food.
Show tits.

>>508484868
Deano has a 1 % fixed rate 20 year mortgage on his house, of course he's going to be going to Dubai to top up the holiday fund, works in electrical fitting for industrail solar installs, makes £20K a month and his V8 Toyota costs 50pence a gallon.

He is rich succesful, has 3 kids and a pool, the domicle military has F35s coming out their ass and he's realxed, watching news of Britains struggling in 30C while he kicks up his aircon a notch and the kids come home from private school.

life is good, if only i'd been a Deano

>>508485107
don't think those burgers are properly cooked, mate

>>508485918
It's not too late to change your ways fren, rebrand yourself

>The vote winning Reform policy of not taxing foreigners and then giving more hand outs to low paid mongs (mostly foreigners)
I think Reform may be the only party where the more they campaign the lower their support will get

>>508485918
>Deano has a 1 % fixed rate 20 year mortgage on his house
doubt, boomers are on 0.6-0.9% fixed with woolwich which doesn't exist any more, you haven't been able to get 20 year mortgages for yonks. my 1.6% is gonna expire in 2 years. then im fucked
>>508486085
aint fished yet lad

>>508486088
teeth whitening on Friday, takes two weeks apprently if you do it at home. One step at a time freind going to be doing Cyber security over there soon

>>508486219
>TSB's new deal is the first time we've seen a fixed-rate mortgage with a rate of below 1% since 2017, when HSBC offered a 0.99% deal. Sub-1% mortgages do appear from time-to-time, but they're almost always variable rate deals. Indeed, Hinckley & Rugby building society is currently offering a rate of

>>508472972 (OP)
Contrary to popular belief we Rumanians actually respect British women and would never hurt them

>>508486511
Romanians would pickpocket our women

>>508486511
Don't think I've ever seen a romanian that wasn't with his equally romanian little goblet wife.

>>508486432
kinell

>>508486627
rroma nians*

ftfy

MASSIVE anal sex
GIGANTIC bum coitus
COLOSSAL backdoor rogering

>>508486699
because we don't want to let down your british women so we stay in our lane

>>508486731
this was in 2021, peak Deeano years

>>508486820
i'll trade you a 2013 mercedes e class for a live in maid

>>508485376
The official top 10
>Apples for apple crumble
>Rhubarb for Rhubarb crumble
>Strawberries for Strawberries & Cream
>Mushrooms and tomatoes for Full English
>Greens, sprouts, carrots, parsnips, swede for Sunday Roast
>Mushy peas for Fish and Chips
>Onions for Bangers & Mash/Toad in the Hole with onion gravy
>Cucumber for sandwiches
>Seasonal berries for when available
>Garlic for garlic bread

We do fine

>>508486789
Alri Keef la

>>508486699
Romanian women come in two tiers, absolute stunning supermodel (0.1%) and wicked witch of the west tier (99.9%)
there's like zero in-between.

How do normies do it?

>>508486739
Roma are starting riots against the police over here
I've met a good few decent romanians here though

back in bit

>>508487148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o

>>508487036
They look like entirely different breeds. The little goblins are probably gypsies but I can't tell the difference between a romanian and a gypsy, same thing init?

>>508487183
did any of them invite you to their caravan in the industrial park?

>>508487148
don't know

>>508485918
That post isn't even close to being deano you newfag

>>508487228
Those sausages needed a bit longer matey

>>508487294
They mostly worked in warehouses

>>508487228
Surely that's not for 1?

>>508487036
true, I wish we had english roses in romania

>>508486133
Doubt. Reform voters are just a UK version of trumptards. They will do mental gymnastics like a Chinese 11yo before they'll accept it's nonsense.

>>508487393
>2025
>not bigladmaxxing
The fuck is wrong with you?

Send the buggers back
https://nitter.net/Babygravy9/status/1937093948914155739#m

>>508480079
>are the bases US soil?
no, they operate under a Status of Forces Agreement, occupying host nation land. I think the US pulled their personnel temporarily anyhow, expecting this retaliation.

>>508486699
Romanian women are stunning when they're young. Go to Romania and see. The subway station at the university in Bucharest is fucking unbelievable for stunning lasses.

>>508487503
reform supporters are, true. but many are just voting reform as they are not labour or the tories. it is a party brand built on being the We Are Not _X_.

>>508487503
Likely, to a degree, but I suspect that British politics is far more cynical than that of America and Farage's cult is much weaker in comparison. As they campaign the gayer and more left wing they actually are will be exposed and simply melt away to not vote for anyone.

>>508487148
You see the pictures of a packed out Brighton Beach at the weekend?
Can't comprehend it.

>>508487586
angel is such a queen

>>508487228
How many stones you gained so far? Outgrown a ford focus yet?

>>508487393
I'd eat that on my own.

>Kemi Badenoch: “I’m not a negative person. I’m actually quite optimistic about the future of our country… Look at me, sitting here, the Leader of the Opposition. It would not happen in most places around the world.”
Amazing, her party is literally on life support and her first thoughts are about herself and her brown striverism

>>508487183
hopefully they reproduced on your land so we don't have to take back the latest generation..

>>508487948
she's black not brown.

>>508487586
ayy lmao

I accidentally overcooked my salmon fillet and it tasted better than usual.
I think I caramelised the outside or something.

you all fucking suck

>>508487738
Yep, that's the problem. It's going to be a few years yet until we see any meaningful change. It's coming but we are only at the protest vote stage.
Once the protest vote fucks everything up we will see real leaders. Not trump or farage. They're just standing in comedy acts.

>>508487795
doubt it, they're retarded boomers attached to reform as a totem of flacid liberal reaction to "wokeness". They'll hear nigel moan about smokey bacon crisps and lap it up.

>>508487291
>can't tell the difference between a romanian and a gypsy

romanian men look like this..Hope this helps

>>508488080
caitlin clark looks like a man

imagine being a court artist during this shit

>>508488283
there's a romanian at my work who looks like a swarthy hitler

>>508488211
I would say "we'll see" as although they might keep polling well but that won't necessarily translate on election day where voters get cold feet and stay at home or vote for one of the old parties because I really do think the party will self destruct before 2029

>>508488284
ok?

Netflix adaption of the Iran saga has just been leaked:

It will be a little 11 year old white boy incel as the Ayatollah and big black men as the American pilots bombing the nuke labs and then they bang and impregnate all the voluptuous white women waiting back home, who share the big black bulls. Then the Israeli president played by conor mcconaughey will convince the little cuck incel white boy to surrender his power and he has a little meltdown but does so. Then all Iranian women (played by native white women) all throw themselves at the big black bulls again who come in and liberate them.

According to the leak Keir Starmer will make it mandatory for all school children to watch it as a recent history documentary

>>508488450
the one that always makes me kek is Ghislaine Maxwell drawing the Courtroom sketch artist drawing her

>>508483482
Seetheometer

>>508488730
stop having a go at my queen

>>508488515
i think self-destruction is likely too yeah, i just don't believe that the people will 'wake up' or 'become based' or something, like some people do. It's maga all the way down.

>>508488730
have you been to area 51

>>508484303
*kikedom

>>508489176
Area 51 is a smokescreen. It's just full of advanced test air vehicles. Imagine what they have in the research facilities and other places we don't know about.

>>508489313
weird fetish that

is he guilty or did they lucy letby him?

>>508488450
>Court artists
This SBF pic is real btw.

churchill made them die in world war and then a few years later made them live with bames

>>508489050
Oh I don't suspect the electorate will become le based (although tbf it does seem like the white British (tautology) wisdom of crowds is often correct) and vote for the Based Party who came out of nowhere, I just suspect that Reform won't form the next government and have likely hit their ceiling and attrition will kick in as they become less amorphous. Plus the idea of PM Farage horrifies me, which naturally doesn't imply that the others would be good

>>508489543
he one zesty ahh nigga
a real american homo thug.
that nigga sweet like a sugar plum

>>508489709
kek all I remember is the greasy goblina

>>508487148
it's very odd isn't it. I also don't understand how people that work all week so they can have a nice home and garden spend their weekends in traffic and consuming instead of being at home with your family enjoying your garden and home cooking, and the amount of people i see sat in a McDonald's drive through on a sunday afternoon, very sad.

>>508489543
Obv a total degenerate but what did he actually do illegal?

>>508490017
Wish I had a garden

>>508490017
should've got a deliveroo

>>508489387
affects most major western politicians, no known cure, except for RopeEnol

>>508489752
we agree then. you shuold become pm anon

>>508489543
why aren't they allowed to take photos, but they can bring crayons and a canvas? Seems like one of those kike tricks to me

>>508490115
going through the courtroom sketches there was the bit of him beating his missus up, some bits of violent sex and and alleged drugging or two but i only looked at the pictures

Looking forward to this years Notting hill chimpout.

>>508490344
>letting your guard down around infinity brownoids

>>508490013
fuck he doin?
zesty ahh nigga

>keep england white!
>doesn't keep england white
what did he mean byt this

>>508490344
Agent 47 working overtime

>>508490344
i hope they beat last year's high score

>>508490344
men did this

>>508490115
>this is how Stephen Hawking was moaning in those kids ears at epsteins island

>>508490239
PM is a bit cringe desu, I'm only taking a top job if it's far more open ended and titled Lord Protector Obengruppenfurher

>>508490607
chancellor of bames

>>508490731
You're just incentivising me to keep the BAMES around then, nobody wants to abolish their jobs

brit/pol/ is really cozy this evening

>>508490149
most of these normals live in deano boxes but are too lazy to do anything with their gardens, it's wasted on them

>>508490853
bureaucracy and its consequences

I have no rizz.
Real sadcunt hours.

>>508490949
Upton Sinclair rules everything around me

it's powercunt hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvPnu_4FBNA&list=PLC9D6291DBFCFEC35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5pNgQelkAE&list=PLC9D6291DBFCFEC35&index=5

>>508491026
19th cneutry anglo names will never be topped
now we're all called "josh" and "harvey". even our surnames have degenerated somehow

>>508490857
denmark why did he do it
tell me

>>508491588
I think actually now Brits are called Ahmed and Abdul, although I am curious what happens with the next generation and their luvvie double barreled surnames when they marry another tedious lib, quad surnames?

>>508473610
Olive oil on the right rough grain bread is fucking God-tier

>>508491641
Who?

>>508491903
i always wondered this too. must be awkward to inherit the double barrelled surname of one of your parents

>>508490344
wasn't this a thing in the uk just before covid, people getting injected
what's that about

>>508490858
Fake fucking grass. Deanos should be rolled up in it and set on fire.

>>508491939
church hill
ak chesterton said "you're responsible for the bames"

>>508492076
Bake it lad

>>508491917
>Olive oil
Disgusting.

>>508492113
No idea mate sorry

>>508492069
In the UK it was just feminist lies to get more rights. Not sure about this Paris mess yet.

>>508492178
:(
>mfw

>>508492076
LV branded plastic Zara men's burrito - filled with plastic.

>>508492171
philistine

we used to sing a song about buffalo soldiers in primary school
i only just learned what they were
first black regiment in post war american army
makes you wonder why 7 year olds in the home counties needed to sing about this

>>508492049
Gotta also be awkward for the toffs, their old unique double surnames where each name held weight are now all being swamped by Brown-Smiths who are common as muck but the bride went to some shitty uni and now has a feminist chip on her shoulder.

>>508492253
it's mustache twirling muhaha skull and cross bonres evil so it's probably muslims

>>508492381
>holly brown-smith
peasant
>harvey johnson-davis
cunt

>>508492379
bob marley was the son of a royal marine
a good british lad

>>508492171
You utter chav. You utter, utter, bitter chav.
>olive oil is disgusting
Fisticuffs at dawn.

>>508492379
Buffalo soldier is a rather famous Bob Marley hit. Your teacher was probably just a stoner.

>>508492419
>probably muslims
I tend to agree. Even if it wasn't. Blame them.

>>508492590
>rather famous Bob Marley hit
Do you know what else was a (in)famous Bob Marley hit? Domestic abuse

>>508492521
black israelites in america dont like him because of that
hes white to them
>>508492590
was in assembly

>>508492531
>Fisticuffs at dawn.
Fine by me but GMT.

>>508492704
We sang live aid once and silent night in German for some reason.
Who fucking knows how they choose?

>>508492875
real mystery

>>508492379
They went through a phase of making us sing "negro spirituals", all that oh lawdy stuff. Didnt go down well.

bake you cunts

>>508493075
https://youtu.be/3YDKcCumuyg

>>508479725
This. The real solution would be to stick triple council tax on properties owned by forrens, but rent cap them also. Most of em would sell up immediately, causing a dip in the housing market so natives could buy.

>>508493075
what is that

>>508493111
Checked
This will be the last ever Brit/pol/

>>508492590
>Your teacher was probably just a stoner.
Then why not "three little birds"? This is primary school, after all.

>>508493300
Like plantation gospel shit
>i be pickin cotton all de live long day, but jesus he by my side oh lordy

Can you make a new thread please. I'd make one but I dont think it would be appropriate for obvious reasons.

>>508493589
kek
probably well catchy too

>>508493592
because vpn?

>>508493592
the personal is political

>>508493592
No. This will be the final edition.
>>508493510

you would not believe your eyes