Thread 508475044

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>>508475044 (OP)
So, nothing really happened?

>>508475044 (OP)
Hey idiot, I can write shit on telegram and make a screenshot of it and post it on here too you know

>>508475154
nothing ever happens. history is fake and gay

>>508475044 (OP)
>All 7 were intercepted
then how come they cant intercept the ones hitting pissrael?

>>508475466
they do. Maybe 10 or so have gone through and caused (often trivial) damage.

>>508476108
jew

STELLAR

>>508475466
Maybe we don't want to...

>>508475044 (OP)
>call Trump and tell him the time and locations you are going to attack
>announce your attack on Twitter
>fire like $20 worth of missiles
>they get intercepted
Nothing ever happens, this entire "war" is completely fake. This is theatre.

>>508475044 (OP)
Propagandists for the past 40 years
>Iran is the most dangerous country to have ever existed
Iran when attacked hundreds of times
>Doesn't do jack shit

>>508476320
>t. mahmud
go home

>>508475154
>So, nothing really happened?
Correct. This literally happened in 2020 under Trump when Trump assassinated Iranian generals. Iran also gave a limp wristed response

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Martyr_Soleimani

If it isn't painfully obvious, in both of these skirmishes top Iranian generals were killed. We aren't trying to stop them from getting a nuke. That's a red herring. Iran leadership has asked us and Israel to kill off generals to prevent a coupe. It's so blatantly obvious now.

>>508475466
The argument during irans first barrage a few months back was that the us navy chose to limit their interceptions at 9/150 because the others werent heading towards anything strategic

>>508475044 (OP)
>7 missiles
holy shit, they're fucking cooked, huh?

>>508475044 (OP)
As expected. Trump and Iran already signed a deal. China is locked out of the straits and Iran gets to save face with some symbolic strikes.

>>508477242
Just playing devil's advocate for a second. What if they actually want those to be intercepted? I am not trying to be retarded, but if I was in their position, I'd try to deplete all of the rockets that can intercept my shit before sending in the primo stuff.

>>508477523
If Iran wanted to do that they have better options and they wouldn't have started blocking Chinese trade. Trump outplayed Xi and the Persians get to walk away with saving face. Biggest loser in all this is honestly Israel that got soft locked out of the negotiations table

But /pol/ said Iran is winning... how could this be?

>>508477523
The answer is we will know in time. If this skirmish ends by this week then I am right. If it goes on for weeks then I was wrong

>>508477730
>If Iran wanted to do that they have better options and they wouldn't have started blocking Chinese trade
All of this is empty shows of force so the Iranian people don't turn on their leaders

>>508477738
/pol/ is consistently wrong about everything because they blindly read pajeet Twitter engagement former accounts like Lord bebo

Did they forget about the sub launched missiles that hit as well?

Why didn't they use supersonic missiles

>At US positions
Wow, they could tell so easily?
How convenient.

>>508475044 (OP)
Iran unleashing the Mother of All KWABs

>>508478005
Those were missiles, not bombs. Please understand.

>>508478005
god they're so fucking stupid.
total Iranian death

>>508475154
Iran lost
they're pathetic

where is the war that /pol/ promised me?

>>508477738
As if we believe everything you kikes say

>>508475044 (OP)
They're still gonna get their shit slapped for thinking to try.

>>508477242
>Iran leadership has asked us and Israel to kill off generals to prevent a coupe. It's so blatantly obvious now.
YOU CAN'T STOP THE COUPE CAUSE THE COUPE DON'T STOP FOR YOU

>>508475044 (OP)
Seems more like a warning shot

>>508477738
/pol/ is always wrong
it consistently roots for losers like russia and syrua

Fucking useless sand niggers can't do anything right.

>>508475044 (OP)

So, back to bombing Israel

>>508478214
You've been shilling this single talking point for days on end
Get a VPN you cheap jewish rat

WE were right again.

>>508478433
I remember this night that was crazy

>>508475044 (OP)
7 missiles? Why? Isn't it fairly easy to intercept 7 missiles? I thought the new meta was to fire a massive wave of missiles at the same target, maybe even include decoy missiles to cut down on costs.

>>508478269
The people you see screeching and shrieking on this board over this are Muslims who live in a fantasy world.

>>508475044 (OP)
This ought to kick off /pol/'s gay orgy worship of sandniggers again.
>inb4 Iran claims that thousands of Americans dead and entire bases wiped out
>inb4 brown marxist /pol/ believes every word of the Iranian propaganda like the good little cucks they are

>>508478790
It's just leftist NEETs who whine about Trump all day

ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA

>>508478670
They are out of missiles and/or launchers.

Guys it's ok, Iran didn't really lose.
>In response to the attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities, we carried out a powerful and devastating missile strike against a strategic asset – the largest American airbase in the Middle East.

>>508478577
Is that’s truly the plan then America will be on massive trouble as well because supply will be inferior than demand.
Russia will probably benefit the most from this because it’s one of the biggest exporters unlike the US that can barely satisfy their own needs.

>>508478670
>maybe even include decoy missiles to cut down on costs.
>decoy missiles
>cut down on costs
The fuck am I reading? You think a missile is suddenly cheap and disposable because it has no warhead? Maybe it's a HAMAS-tier bottle rocket.

>>508479604
US doesn't import anything through the Red Sea anymore. Only China and Russia do. Which is why China told Iran there will be consequences for closing the Strait of Hormuz. The west already re-routed its logistics around that chokepoint after the Houthis started threatening it. It can no longer be used against the United States.

>>508475044 (OP)
I bet they weren't even aimed at the air base, but instead some barren desert area nearby.
Respond just enough to stay in power at home but not enough to have the USA push them out.

>>508479787
Do you understand that oil market will affect prices throughout the whole world no matter how much oil reserves you have right?

>>508475044 (OP)
Honestly whole bunch of suicide bombers would have been better

>>508480019
This is going to be an international nightmare to the likes the world we have never seen before. Missles all over the fucking place. I'm watching Bloomberg have a sperg out about gas prices. Does kind of make sense to why America renamed the gulf before all of this kicked off. Definitely a saleman type of pitch to get oil tankers to go to the gulf.

>>508478670
Iran's National Security Council claims this is a "symbolic" attack. In other words, their surrender.

>>508479634
You think warheads don't cost any money?

pathetic, embarrassing, /pol/ lost

>>508480552
Raise the flag of surrender!

>>508477242
Apparently they even signaled the attacks ahead of time to prevent casualties.

>>508477242
2 generals 1 coupe

>>508480517
Solar maximum is happening this is why we’re witnessing all this madness unfolding and it’s apparent in how senile world leaders are behaving. The big solar flares are making people go crazy!!

Groypers btfo again, Kek

>>508483940
Absolutely BASED fellow kike