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>Axios reports from sources: 6 missiles were fired at Qatar, one missile was fired at Iraq.
>Iranian response has started
>"Imminent" threat of Iranian strike on U.S. Base in Qatar — Fox News
>Qatar announced the closure of its airspace
>Iran threatens to close the strait of Hormuz
>Trump says America destroyed Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan nuclear sites
>B2 are allegedly en route to Iran
>Trump to convene National Security Council at the White House at 18:00PM
>Iran reports 639 dead since the beginning of hostilities
>Iran Foreign Minister: Iran ready to consider diplomacy once Israeli attacks stop
>Trump says he will decide on Iran within two weeks
>Israel expects a U.S. decision on joining Iran war within 24-48 hours - TOI
>U.S. Air Force "Doomsday Plane" arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Washington DC - Newsweek
>Israeli Defense Minister Katz says "Khamenei cannot continue to live"
>Israeli army orders increased intensity of attacks on strategic targets in Iran
>IDF says Iran used missile with multiple warheads
>Iranian ballistic missiles damage Tel Aviv stock exchange and Soroka military hospital in Beersheba
>Israeli Air Force struck the Arak Heavy Water Reactor complex in central Iran
>British aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth transits Suez Canal, en route to Gulf of Oman

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LAUGH AT IRAN GENERAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#345, sorry

AXIOS: SEVERAL SOURCES REPORT ISRAELI HOOKERS GETTING SODOMIZED

>>508479515 (OP)
Nigger

I WANT TO FUCK A HOOKER IN THE ASS

N WORD

Israeli sources: This is a Qatari proposal. They are the ones who mediated between Iran and the United States and raised the idea that the attack would be carried out against US bases on their territory.

>Israeli sources: This is a Qatari proposal. They are the ones who mediated between Iran and the United States and raised the idea that the attack would be carried out against US bases on their territory.

Israeli sources: This is a Qatari proposal. They are the ones who mediated between Iran and the United States and raised the idea that the attack would be carried out against US bases on their territory.

>Israeli sources: This is a Qatari proposal. They are the ones who mediated between Iran and the United States and raised the idea that the attack would be carried out against US bases on their territory.

They won't show you this on Al-jazeera

https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/1937200284650078372

>Qatar intercepts ALL MISSILES launched by Iran at the Al Udeid US Air Base.

JUST

BREAKING

>BREAKING

LOOKNER HAD A TYPO ON SCREEN

>LOOKNER HAD A TYPO ON SCREEN

LAUNCH THE N WORDS

lol what a way to surrender

Iran are embarrassing

>>508479672
I think Qatar are trying to become the new Jews..

Iran stans are coping hard rn fr fr

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>Israeli sources: This is a Qatari proposal. They are the ones who mediated between Iran and the United States and raised the idea that the attack would be carried out against US bases on their territory.

Nah this has to be our psyops right? ???

>>508479459
Only because Americans can't read the fucking map

AAAAND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERIKEK
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE BULLS WHO CAME
INTO MY WIFE FOR ME
AND I GLADLY SIT DOWN NEXT TO YOU
AS YOU FILL HER UP TODAY
BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND
GAWD BLESS THE JEW ESSE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU

>>508479672
modern warfare is so fake and gay

You fucking retards always fall for it

Iran is such a faggot cucktry.

This is just sad now

>>508479685
It won't be 12 hours before a pakistani twitter account posts this video saying it's Israelis running from Iranian bombs lmao

>>508479672
HAHAHAHAHA

The Iranian army must be bored as hell, with their AK47's on hand and watching missiles fly by

It's time!

.

>>508479811
fuck you, it was the best game of 2007.

Will Trump order the rape of Iranian forces?

>launch missiles
>all your missiles are intercepted and achieve nothing
>IT WAS SYMBOLIC *gets bombed again*
this is so embarrassing desu just surrender or something what a shameful display

>>508479672
very magnanimous if true.

>>508479672
>Iran smugly claims victory
>US uses it as justification to blast Iran to kingdom fuck
>"But we have a deal! I get to 'hit' one of your bases and we're even!"
>"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

The actual WW3 is just every country on Earth against Iran. How the fuck do you piss off China Iraq and Qatar in the same day. Absolute retards.

>U.S. claims to have destroyed Irans nuclear facilities
>iran claims to have destroyed the U.S. airbase on Qatar
>both are untrue

Iran won

Scripted and symbolic attcks work both ways.

it was all forewarned

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/04/israel-may-launch-symbolic-attack-on-iran-nuclear-facilities-says-ehud-barak

>>508479911
True.

>>508479811
It was the best

>>508479672
new light show attraction for the mall

Are there any good streams for mid/high IQ chuds??

Lookner is too retarded and gay
Enforcer sucks too much zio cock

>>508479685
What are they running from? Soap?

>>508479900
checkem

>"hey man, just calling to let you know we're bombing the air base tomorrow, k thanks bye"
iranians are fucking retarded and their theatrics are retarded

they fucking lost, what a scam

>>508479753
NO ANYTHING BUT THE NIGGERS JUST NUKE EM FOR CHRIST SAKE SAVE EM THE MISERY

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Even fucking Ukraine has more happening going

>>508479872
AURA

>>508479872
Is that the guy who sings Gangnam Style?

>>508479931
>How the fuck do you piss off China Iraq and Qatar in the same day. Absolute retards.
what happened?

>>508479790
This is it, pack it up boys. This theatrical war has just ended

boomer here, why did you shitskin retards think iran would ever want this conflict to escalate into an open war?
they only want to stay in power, nothing more

>>508479817
Oil market being forced down to stop Iran from profiting enough to buy more missiles from China, N Korea, Russia etc.

>>508479914
Trump didn’t do anything when Iran bombed their bases in 2020, and there apparently minor injuries in that one.

>>508479911
true true

>>508479914
we can only hope, but i highly doubt it

LMAO

IT'S

IRANOVER
R
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>>508479515 (OP)
Based goat fuckers locking 20 IQ Trimp into a cycle of escalation
MIGA!

>>508479914
Remember in 2020?

>>508479872
KIM SAMA... its time....

Breaking: France is increasingly mad at kikes

>>508479931
Breaking news: Martians declare war against Iran

>>508479672
HAHAHAHA QATARI PUPPETEERS RUNNING THE SHOW

Gayest WW3 ever.
>HPV

>>508480000
checking based quads

>>508479914
There’s ZERO appetite to escalate this in America except for the usual faggots like Lindsay Graham, Mark Levin and Loomer

New attack incoming

Confused AI Negev in honor of Iran doing whatever the fuck this was

>>508479922
probably what's going to happen

That's a lot of people looking at this plane

>>508479672
>Qatar suggests attacking USA
A new war theatre emerges

>>508480000
Nice digits but it’s too late

>>508480110
>There’s ZERO appetite to escalate this in America except for the usual faggots like Lindsay Graham, Mark Levin and Loomer

>>508479775
What a faggot.

Witnessing Iran's weakness makes me want to hit the gym

>>508479872
>>508479871

I know you guys want to believe this is the start of WW3 but I can promise you that Trump won't give 2 shits about this and this is the start of deescalating this conflict.

>>508480035
Iran threatend to close The Straight because of our attack.
But China get a fuck ton of oil from it and they need it to stay open or their oil is going to be decimated.
So China threatened Iran earlier today to keep it open

https://x.com/Osint613/status/1937130559568023778

>>508480110
>Lindsay Graham, Mark Levin and Loomer
bruh those are the only people trump gives a fuck about

You think trump cares if he lose the support of groypers and 4chan nazis??


Make sure 2 vote4Vance in 2028!!

>>508479672
literal jewish kabuki theater

>>508480169
Why

>>508479914
Trump could not give less of a shit about war, he'll gladly take the quickest possible way out because it's exhausting and boring for him

>>508480070
> another muslim country is mad at us
meh

>"we warned you so no one would get hurt!"
>"h-hey! we only launched the same number as what you did!! we're even..."
>"ummmmm... Qatar did it!"
this is getting very embarrassing for Iran, trying so desperately to backtrack mere minutes after an attack ends and not in the HOURS they had beforehand to stop it.

>>508479995
They are trying to look strong to their people so they can avoid a revolution.

>>508480054
We didn't have israel constantly bombing Iran in 2020. They arent going to stop. This isnt over. Symbolic attack is a neocon cope

>>508479790
saddest war in the history. now i understand what they mean with will be remembered for centuries

i knew it; the whole thing has been fake and gay from the start

it's one big jewish and persian insurance scam!

>>508479931
>piss off China
qrd? What happened with China?

>>508480169
WE GOT EYES ON YOU LADS, DONT TRY ANTHING STUPID

>>508480110
>There’s ZERO appetite to escalate this in America
MAGA flip-floppers would disagree.

>>508479685
al jazeera was last to even report about it

You thought it would happen? Nothing ever happens

Do NOT check the replies to this post
https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1937201322367070317
You can almost smell them through the screen

How on earth have we bombed Iran nuclear facilities, something that gave neocons and deep state monstrous boners, Iran "retaliation" the biggest happening of our time, which years ago would have promised WW3, and yet it feels like theoat boring of nothing burgers. Everything feels fake and I organic and performative. What the fuck is this?

Is there a phenomena for this? How is this possible? Does no one give a shit? Is everyone to busy to care? I don't get it

>>508480274
it's a big plane

>>508480248
Anyone who thinks this is the start of WW3 is a complete dumbass both Russia and China dont wanna be involved and its not gonna take the entire world to destroy Iran

gay ass world

>>508480201
Great now post every other leader in the world doing the same

>>508480314
closing straight of hormuz be bad for dem, blad

>>508480054
This time around he didnt even need to be provoked to bomb iran

>>508480236
fighting wars for peace is like >>508479624 fucking hookers in the ass in the name of virginity

>>508480314
see >>508480251

>>508480329
Forgor picrel

high IQ move by Qatar to get those filthy American kikes off their soil

>>508479672
god this is gay
the gulf war was never like this

lol, didnt even hit the base out of fear

Just tuning in. Whats happened?

>>508479602
>kraut sucking jewish cock
or wait, you're probably a kike yourself lmao

The US should respond by sending Khamenei a golden dog collar.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHEN WILL ALL HUMANS DIE

AMERICA KNEW!!!
AND LET ITS BASE BE DESTROYED LIKE A KEKOLD!!!

AMERICA #1 KEKOLD! lmao
>I...I have other bases

lmaooooooo

>>508480421
tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded

>>508480155
Most of Israel hates this guy anyway

>>508480358
the whole thing has been fake and gay from the start

the attack on the facility; it was empty

this

it's one big fucking scam from the jews, persians and burgers

>>508480352
What do those lusty emoji mean?

It's over

why’d you retards ever hype up iran in the first place? the fact they did nothing after we killed their general in a foreign country should’ve showed just how cucked they were as a country

>>508480463
Nothing

>>508480463
Nothing.

Another nothingburger. Iran is now the most pathetic country in the world.

>>508480070
The French have been dickless since Charles De Gaulle left office. The French are led by a puppet and his father-wife "Brigitte"

>>508480461
>Rubinstein

It's so over.

>>508480070
of course Algeri... i mean france are mad

>>508480392
>technicalities
we all lie to ourselves to keep ourselves going
so it works in a really fucked up way

>Russo-Ukraine war
washed and boring
>Pakistan-India skirmish
a nothingburger
>Israel-Palestine
I sleep
>Israel-Iran
the most pathetic event since the catalan independence

somebody should step up. I think we should start bombing Slovakia or something.

>>508480483
>destroyed
lol they probably only knocked over a fence utter devestation

N word ever happens

>>508480251
LMAO China is not fighting WW3 over fucking oil.

Iran is done, just surrender

Nothing will ever happen you terminaly online faggots
Iranjeets will only launch some random rockets that do zero damage and raise cuck flags while the mutts will back up the zionists
Repeat this to infinite

>>508480284
You're forgetting that Iranian regime supporters are sub-70 IQ retards that will eat up anything the regime spits out, including claiming this as a victory.

>>508480551
>>508480554
kek

>>508479964
spoopy post lad

>>508480463
same here. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPENNED? Were we not promised WW3??

>>508480463
We got goaded into ww3 by jews.

>>508480497
Iran has acted with honour.
How will the Hebrews and their golem react???

The cvckening continues

>>508480463
Nothing. Nothing happened, as per always.

kill all kikes

RAISE THE FLAG OF WARNING QATAR AND US IN ADVANCE!

>Be Iran
>Get KWABootered by Israel after raising the Red Flag
>US sends a few KWABombers in with bunker busters
>KWABtaliation is to warn America ahead of time that you will fire missiles of Revenge at unimportant bases to minimize casualties
HOLY KWAB!

>>508480284
They impotant cucks who collaborated with israel before
Just a paper tiger

ISRAEL AND PERSIAN INSURANCE SCAMS

>>508480647
accept their surrender i guess

I still don't buy it's gonna be like 5 years ago

>>508479515 (OP)
THE AIRBASE HAS BEEN TOTALLY DESTROYED!
>Centcom: Sitrep!
>Base guy: Uh ... we got a hole in one of the runways.
>Centcom: How bad?
>Base guy: Uh ... we're gonna bulldoze some gravel in, throw a steel mesh over it, and lay down some polystyrene finish.
>Centcom: How long until you are operational again?
>Base guy: 30 minutes.
>Centcom: How's morale?
>Base guy: We're celebrating.
>Centcom: What?
>Base guy: Look, there ain't nothing else to do around here but throw rocks at the camels wandering around outside the base. Ain't no women or beer to be had here in Qatar. Thanks for the excitement.

>>508480647
By fucking Iran in the ass until it starts to like it. What are you gonna do?

>>508479609
BLOOMBERG: SEPHARDI GIRLS GETTING DUTCH BOYFRIENDS

>>508480542
organic, sure

>>508480594
the czecho-slovakian hyper war...

>>508480647
The heebs arent letting up. They will keep provoking until the entire region is at war. This is different than salami

>>508480591
>There were five F-35's underneath that patch of sand

>>508480463
>USA and Israel did something
>Iran retaliated by doing nothing on purpose

Symbolic strike. Absolute kek.

>>508480725
this is crazy the shit that's going on! wtf this timeline!

>>508480542
who are all these xeeters and why do people post them

>>508480725
>American grade copium
>Ok you can fuck my mom she wasnt important to me anyway

ahahahahahahahaha

>>508479515 (OP)
Will he do anything to respond? Or will TACO?

Pretty hilarious that israel took down the cameras right before iran ran out of missles.

can jews do anything non-retardedly, impossible challenge

>>508480497
cucks

>>508480777
holy fuck, kek wills it! go for it, aquafresh bro!

>>508479914
If True.
Trump would be the only child in the room.

SLOW MISSILE ATTACKS EVERY FEW DAYS IS MORE HARMFUL THAN 1000 AT ONCE YOU FUCKING NUCLEARS

>>508480805
Yea I saw oil dropped after it was confirmed they told us about the attacks beforehand to evacuate bases.
It was theater.
Now back to negotiations.
The market always tells all.

>symbolic strike
Sounds like the same shit Iran pulled after Salami croaked.

Why is Trump escalating this nothing burger into a full blown war?

>>508480542
what does this mean?

>>508480874
why are you posting a poo?

>>508480899
Iran's strike did fuck all but show everyone they're literal jokes LOL

Fuck the off ramp bomb Iran neocons are right bomb em bomb em bomb em TMD

>>508479685
>>508479833
>pakistani twitter account posts this video saying it's Israelis running from Iranian bombs
RUN KIKE RUN

crazy how muhc warfare changed

2000 years ago they fought it out on the field with swords and axes

WWI started with a single man's death

This missile attacks all that's needed now

>>508480805
Imagine being such an absolute meme of a country that oil companies decide that you HAVE to be trolling.

>>508480805
I would not bet against persian vainglory.

unprecedented levels of nothing ever happens

Qatar has a right to defend itself. We are currently on target with that one theory. Now that Qatar has entered the chat. I'm currently watching Bloomberg have a fucking spergout about gas prices.

>>508480899
No he is right
Iranjeets are pathetic
What they did to that general 5 years ago would have been an total act of war in any normal country
They are paper tiger cucks

Daily reminder that this isnt about the n word (Nukes!). The USA and Israel want complete control over the ME, by setting up a coup with a new government aligned to them. Remember Operation Condor, when they wanted to overthow the left all over Latín América.

>>508479995
That’s exactly what the US did with Fordow tho. They are even now

Israel nuking Tehran as revenge for firing missiles at our greatest ally

>>508480284
Its sad to see some people on this board coping still thinking iran is going to do something different . Iran supporters are becoming very delusional

lmao its just an giant scam by israel and iran to take more money from usa

Our only hope is that the orange nigger chimps out about us bases being pretend striked and retaliates because he doesn't want to look like a cuck

>>508481046
>>508480808

American official: The US is not expected to respond to Iran's "failed" attack.

>American official: The US is not expected to respond to Iran's "failed" attack.

LEL

>>508480899
IRAN TOLD US THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED! Thank you Jesus for giving us a good show.

>>508480989
It was just symbolic.
They literally notified us of the attacks so we could clear the bases and no one would get hurt.

ITT: copers thinking the war isn't over

>>508480964
Oi cunt sent them foighter jets o'er there

>>508481009
Modern war is gay

>>508480973
If it was a start of esclations, oil would spike

Oil going down, the market believes this is the beginning of the end and a show/response which they had to do but the start of de-escalation, especially as they gave notice

>>508480964
>channel 14
Now its officially 100% over

WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING THEM NOTICE BEFORE ATTACKING

WHAT ARE THESE FAKE ASS WARS, JUST BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

>>508480358
It’s just everyone doing retarded face saving performative shit. Actual total victory is ultimately bad for everyone involved even if it came flawlessly
>Israel now has very little to justify it’s governments behavior if no genocidal neighbors
>Iran can’t really justify the regime if the great satan and the Zionist enemy are gone
>the US is the only one who really benefits from total Iranian death, but it will just be a power vacuum or a regime change that last a few decades before collapse anyway

Confusing the status of sand niggers vs kikes with US cash is better for everyone involved

>>508481033
Oil jews are squeeing the longs
Oil above 100 tomorrow

>>508480469
He is Turkish or Kurdish or whatever.
Jews are also Turkish btw. they came from a Khazar Turkish-Asiatic people. Pic related.

>>508480248
we don't want de-escalation with israel. the US can fuck off across the Atlantic.

>>508481046
It's not about the price of oil. According to the theory. It is about getting countries to buy oil in the Gulf of America! MIGA MIGA WAT WAT!

Digits and the US retaliates

Tehran getting hit by Israel again.

>>508481080
Gulfies will want Israeli air bases in their countries now
NORMALIZATION NOW!!

>>508480542
Told you.

>>508481158
see >>508481147

ok at this point im convinced they're just winding down with face-saving theatre and will have a ceasefire soon
nuclear program set back by a couple years and lots of ballistic missile launchers destroyed
over

muslims running in fear lol:
https://t.me/ziv710/26273

Total Israeli Victory.
Qatari public livid, demanding execution of Hamas leaders harbored by Qatar, counterattack on 'infidels' in Iran, defense pact with Israel.

>>508481074
Trvth

>>508480964
>Channel 14
Religious state propaganda channel, they eat that slop no questions ask just like their rabbbi cock

why did they attack if they can barely do anything to isreal anymore?

>>508480345
The first 2 week cycle is always the roughest.

GET SOME

B-52S IN THE AIR
IT'S HAPPENING
A NUKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
https://www.flightradar24.com/multiview/3aef6f07,3aefc58d

>>508479762
This is so incredibly gay, man. Iran deserves to be nuked for such an embarrassment

>>508481152
So? how does that change what I said?
>get bombed
>uh we're gonna retaliate btw please run away please we dont wanna chip your fingernail so you get mad at us :(
yeah...jokes

>>508481198
The Persians as they usually do talked themselves into a war they can't actually win and are now Greatest Ally butt kissing their way out.

>>508481105
Well for a narcissist jewish cuckhold like him that's exactly the playbook

>>508481198
The Ummah is weak brother

nothing ever happens nothing will ever happen
nothing nothing nothing nothing IT'S ALL FUCKING NOTHING

Sorry losers, you aren't dying for Israel or whatever other twisted Fantasy you had in your mid, time to get a job.

i'm certain the bombing of the facility was also fake and gay.

>>508481105
It’s the only way to make this a real happening otherwise it’s all just boring slop

>>508480980
im posting image-based text about whats potentially ongoing now, i only care about the content regardless of posters, theres so much fog

>>508481331
DONT FUCK WITH OUT GREATEST ALLY

>>508481198
Because they are a impotent cucks

>>508480964
Because It's Obama fault !

How le heck are Israeli jets just chilling in Iran without anything happening to them

>>508481260
israel is still pummeling iran, they're not going to stop until iran completely surrenders

this wont end until sanctions against iran are lifted one way or another

I think Israel and Iran should keep their gay little war to themselves and leave us alone

>>508481410
>DONT FUCK WITHOUT GREATEST ALLY
kek, is that the IDF's motto?

>>508481198
Morocco will pummel your shitty country with IAI Drones.
I can’t wait.

>>508480989
Yeah. It's over for cuckmeini

>>508481434
Iran got buckbroke
No air defence
No air force
Nothing

>>508479922
>life is like a jewish movie
Violence is the ultimate law, but when you commit acts of violence against others you'll receive retribution. Trump's cucking to israel and futile attempts to save that 3rd world shithole may have started WW3 Have fun!

>americans know that iranians aren't making nuclear bombs
>iranians know they're not making nuclear bombs
>trump makes some retarded tweets about iranian nuclear bombs
>all the grown ups are like oh shit what now
>iran and US agrees on making theater were it looks like the (non existent) iranian nuclear weapons program is destroyed
>iran gets to pretend to retaliate
>meanwhile israel is screeching in the corner

>>508480559
what do all those flags mean? that they have a cock?

I've supported iran in this conflict but their response to this is honestly jeet-tier

>>508481434
muslims are very bad at warfare

>>508481198
why dont you understand that islam is the RELIGION OF PEACE

Ayatollah got popped

>>508480469
Iranians were themselves sucking jewish cock H24 you retard
They deserve it for collaborating with israel before then larping as anti zionists

>>508481349
Oh yea that attack was just to save face among their people.

>>508479515 (OP)
Seven.....seven fucking missles, most of them aimed at Al udeid. All of them fucking intercepted. So not only did Nezam piss into the wind here they shat themselves doing it. please tell me that Empress Farah Pahlavi has a ride to the nearest airport where a jet is fueled and ready. Because this response is only going to get that first brick thrown at head blasphemer Khumeni in the next Seventy-two hours.

>""..and then he let the sandnigger blow up his base, no, they didn't even defend it, just let them do it. Imagine how easy their women are if the men in charge are this femine!"

Bro's no offense but y'all homos if you don't launch nukes after being shamed like this.

>>508481388
israel is literally bombing mountains and prison gates
iran is making money for jews via insurance payouts
mic is making money for all the interceptors

it's all fake and gay

>>508481434
God's protection

>>508480964
Probably just shooting down stuff

>>508481434
Iran is literally defenseless and poses no threat

At this point im convinced that half of the missiles intercepted above israel are just launched by Mossad from secret bases in Iran then intercepted by IDF

can i haz quick rundown of the last hours?

>>508480718
A lot of something has happened if you're this little girl killed by you goddamned kid killers.

>Thou shalt keep aloof from every thing unjust. An innocent and a righteous man thou shalt not slay nor shalt thou justify a wicked man for the sake of bribes.
Exodus 23:7

>>508481469
> Air strikes
> Surrender

You need boots on the ground for that pal. Kameme is probably in his bunker drinking tea right now.

>>508481499
Shut up faggot

>>508480973
Oil is down, meaning everyone expects this nothingburger to be over and oil facilities won't be hit.

The best part about these past 5 years is it exposed just how weak pretty much everyone but US are. Sorry Boomers I will not care about Russia or Iran. Going nothing burger in the Old folks home.

>>508481529
it's like it was all scripted by a person familiar with "reality" TV shows

>>508479811
you are one gullible troon lmao

>>508480964
The intel is going wild imo

>>508481388
>bombing of the facility was also fake
Wasn't even a B-2. This whole thing was fake. But the change in Qatari sentiment is real going forward. Israeli didn't try to attack Qatar, but Iran did.

Iran fucking sucks. Why hasn't anyone just glassed them yet?

>>508481650
Literally nothing.

>>508480594
i am ready. killing me before ziggers get here and i have to interact with them in real life would be making me a huge favor.

>>508481613
>God's protection

>>508481644
>At this point im convinced that half of the missiles intercepted above israel are just launched by Mossad from secret bases in Iran then intercepted by IDF

>>508481434
They aren't.
They have a small corridor they can use to fly in as far as they dare, launch glide bombs from 100km away, then flee before they're spotted.

I shant be posting in future threads

>Kuwait shuts airspace
Kuwait shuts airspace
>Kuwait shuts airspace
Kuwait shuts airspace

kill kill KILL all kikes

>>508481650
Nothing

Lookners a moron

>>508481705
jews always are liars, retarded, and thick headed.

Never try to tell one of those retards anything. They think MOSES used CANDLES. Stupid niggers.

it's all theatre

even 'enemies' tell each other what they are going to do

>>508479811
Only a fag that got rekt on 1v1 rust would post this.

next muslim cope
>hah we got you to evacuate your airplanes!
>how much did THAT cost

>>508481147
Iranian shills are so unhinged they seriously expect no retaliation...

Your symbolic attack will result in your real destruction, niggers.

BOMB ALL JEWS NOOOOOOOOW

>>508481568
God I hope so. Maybe they can have a new one with at least one ball.

>>508481737
People thought they were something before israel btfo them. I did. But now they are very weak.

>>508481844
I'll admit to a little lolcow addiction.

Someone tell these fake fucks to turn back Iranian internet so we can shame their flags for posting.

>>508481871
This whole war is fake and gay, boomer nigger lover

>>508481650
nothing

>>508481198
The attack was all show and aimed at convincing the supporters of the regime within Iran that they're doing something

>>508481654
>You need boots on the ground for that pal
Who started this meme? You can knock Iran down the tech tree till there's nothing left by bombing for years. Make it unstable, then cause a collapse.

That said, after this, I think Iran is a ridiculous country and people and should be eliminated.

>>508481884
RELIGION OF PEACE !!!!

>>508481539
They always had
I hated the cucks who tought they were somehow anti zionists
All talk

the mistake you make when you assume there's gonna be a happening over iran is relying on iran to actually do something.

>>508481913
trump was right once again

>>508481884
your pet?

>>508481434
They found an abandoned airbase with free fuel, and decided to just camp there instead of flying the long way back.
Haredim will follow, build a Jewish settlement and start to multiply. Two state solution for Iran is coming.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Iran

>>508481657
Lmao thanks for confirming you’re a NAFRI brownoid

Kuwait is now closing the airspace.
It is happening! Silence of Hurmoz!

>>508481917
Lookner is entertaining

>>508481994
>>508481994
>>508481994

>>508481884
this is the average arab and then you wonder why Israel bombs them 24/7

>>508481064
>the straight
i am sure this geopolitical theory from a guy who can't even learn his native language is totally valid and worth reading

>>508481954
Shut up faggot.
BEHEAD ALL JEWISH BABIES NOW!

>>508480482
Not just humans but when will israels eat more missiles?

>>508482040
Nafri bvlls own your ass

NEW NEW NEW

>>508482232
>>508482232
>>508482232
>>508482232

>>508481650
buy oil futures, it's ridiculously cheap now

Can I get a recap please of what happened.

>>508481858
yes
the facility was empty
this base was empty
israel is bombing almost nothing of note overall
iran is hitting almost nothing of note overall
it's one big stage show

>>508481222
zelenskY?!

>>508482063
Its not even straight. It's a missed opportunity to call it Broke Dick of Hormuz. Joking aside it is likely a phonefag.

>>508481280
AAAAA

>>508481198
dictator countries are the best at tormenting their own citizens but proper war against outsiders isn't their strength

>>508481948
Lmao americans are delusional about their own countries capabilities. Your missiles cost $1.5m per pop and it takes months to manufacture a couple hundred of them, the MIC is entirely dependant on rare earth metals from China to make these missiles and they jsut had a one month stretch with zero of said rae earths being delivered to them. Israel is already running low on missiles for the Iron Dome and if Iran keep launching 20-30 missiles a day Israel's AD missiles will be completely depleted with no way to resupply. Despite USA's best efforts in pumping weapons into Ukraine Russia enjoys absolute missile capability superiority cause USA and the entirety of NATO are unable to supply enough missiles to even match a 10th of what Russia can produce in a month. This is what happens when your entire military is built on a profit motive and is dependant on imports.

>>508481434

Turns out that F-35, the jet vatniks and brown retards were calling garbage for years, actually works as advertised.

Imagine if NATO really went to war with Russia. EU alone has 1700 combat jets including 3x more F-35s than Israel has.

>>508482278
>>508482052
Both of you retards should announce you're baking in advance

Do you remember where you were when nothing happened?

>>508480497
This is the same country that was two weeks away from a nuke btw.