Wizards of /pol/, how has your virginity effected your politics?

>>508484247 (OP)

>>508484247 (OP)
Is he ok?

>>508485865
he left the dial soap on for a little too long, it'll wash off

>>508484247 (OP)
is this real?

>>508486105
Nothing is real on the internet and every pixel lies.

>>508484247 (OP)
Blood and flesh is just dirt.

>>508484247 (OP)
clean it up jannies

>>508485865
Merely a flesh wound.

It made me try to find ways to like make the world better for autistic people. Women should be moved around for retard men. Like it's a fucked up terrible system.

>>508486105
no he's chinese. if it were real another chinese would have eaten all those bugs on the ground and probably the dead chink too.

>>508484247 (OP)
What even happened here ?

>>508484247 (OP)
At least he didn't drown

>>508486766
At least he didn’t speak German

>>508484247 (OP)
Is he okay?

>>508485865
Nerve gas

I lost my v card yesterday to a slam pig so idk

>>508484247 (OP)
HEEM'D

>>508486733
Nothing

>>508484247 (OP)
This is why you should never shower

>>508484247 (OP)
This is the fate of at least 20% of firsties in 50 years. This already happened in Croatia back in the 60s. Google Hedviga Golik.

>>508484247 (OP)
huh, i expected there would be a bigger mess on the floor
how long does it take for this ?

>>508485865
he aight. he jus need sum milk

>>508484247 (OP)
God damn that must fucking stink.

>>508484247 (OP)
LITERALLY ME BEFORE I HAVE COFFEE EVERY MORNING LMAO LMAO!!!!

>>508488314
in a warm, moist environment you can decay like this between 2-4 weeks
in a colder, drier environment, 1-2 months.
really depends on how quickly the bugs can get to you

>>508485865
He's just being silly

>>508488728
Lol DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TALKING TO THIS GUY THEN

>>508486709
bugs? looks like rat shit to me

>>508486733
Slipped in the bath tube and smashed his head on the floor.

imagine the smell

>>508485183
This got an audible laugh out of me, anon.

>>508484247 (OP)
imagine the smell and taste

>>508484247 (OP)
That a crazy-ass image. Real? What's the story behind it?

>>508488728
>>508489054

>>508489692
who knows. some guy that died trying to get out of the tub and no one found him for a long time

>>508484247 (OP)
>how has your virginity effected your politics?
A slow and tender affair where I gently caress all avenues of posture, dragging my fingertips across the seductions of polarity, though I more often find myself gathering around the center, for it would be too great to ignore the relentless beauty of body I find within the feathered nuance of reason

>>508486733
Someone opened a portal to the underworld in their bathtub. That's what happens when you use the cheapest contractor

>>508484247 (OP)
contemplate the rich complexity and intensity of olfactory experience

>>508486822
yeah here we go again.
this might happen to all non speakers btw!

>do with this information what ever you please, not my problem!

>how has your virginity effected your politics?
I stopped caring. If guys want to cut their dicks off and larp as women, I dont care anymore. I'm not gonna have any kids.

>>508484247 (OP)
God I wish that was me.

>>508486733
It's what happens when you don't get married and there is no one to check on you. Only the mailman sees 2 weeks of mail piling up and then the stench.

>>508489692
Probably heart attack or stroke triggered by hot shower. A loner elderly guy, probably a hermit where nobody would check on him for months.
That's gotta be many months of decay right there.
He just collapsed in the shower and was done.

>>508485865
He still looks a little dirty. Should probably stay in the tub a while longer

>>508484247 (OP)
why would someone cover a skeleton in poop like that??

>>508486733
slipped
many such cases, people die in bathrooms a ton

>>508484247 (OP)
this shit is why I feel like I'd rather jump off a cliff in my 60s instead of getting so old I can't get out of a bathtub and someone finds this a month later

>>508491277
as if you can use a toilet sukdeep

>>508486733
heart attacksies no take-backsies
iirc a huge amount of unexpected deaths at home occur either in the shower/bathtub or on the toilet bc the things you do in those places (hot shower, taking a shit) cause blood to rush around your body and put pressure on blood vessels that aren't usually under pressure

it's like a car that is fine driving around town but when you try and rev up the engine to get on the highway something can blow up

>be 22 virgin
>Fugg girl
>Political views dont change
Id say having a long lasting relationship is more likely to change political view than having sex with random gurls

>>508489619
Where did you get this video of jew larvae?

>>508491549
>Id say having a long lasting relationship is more likely to change political view than having sex with random gurls
I no longer have sex, but I was in a long-term relationship for many years with the woman I was going to have children with. My political views were basically the same as now.

>>508490727
Yeah the ex wife comes to check on you since the alimony payments didnt go through lmaoooo

>>508484247 (OP)
It made me into a staunch anti-judeofeminist.

>>508484247 (OP)
>mfw that's probably how my landlord will find me when i stop paying rent or my employer when i stop showing up for work
Grim realization. Would be kino if I'm on the shitter and all my guts fall in the toilet.

>>508488728
>>508489054
HA HA HA HA THATS A GOOD ONE JIM!

GOBBLESS

>>508487018
I hope he was gentle.

>>508491443
yeah, the hot water opening all your veins and then the cold air "shock" after can cause issues if your body is going through the wringer

>>508484247 (OP)
Is Xe/xem/xyr ok?

>>508484247 (OP)
Vaxxed?

>>508491968
cute

>>508492694
6goorilion times!!!!!!

>>508484247 (OP)
>grow up on socal surrounded by liberals
>barely got laid, but felt strongly about the right wing bullshit
>friends think I'm a right wing joke
>move to Utah border surrounded by "conservatives"
>heavy drug use and hypocracy
>plenty of sex when I wanted it
>grew liberal when Bush and Powell disappointed
>moved to west WA as a grown ass man
>access to more degeneracy than i could want
>I turn it all away
>voted MAGA
>same shit, different dude
Sex had nothing to do with my politics. My rationale was/is very fact oriented. My liberaly friends have adopted conservative views when we talk, so something is working, but people still vote with their tribe. It's interesting that I have seen women talk about giving up rights, and gays talk against marriage.

>>508489619
It reminds of the russian "alchemist" who inseminated a chicken egg with his cum, something worm-like came out then he smashed the eldritch creature with a bible while shouting "блядь"

>>508484247 (OP)
i have gained a lot of clarity by spending years alone with my thoughts and see myself as an observer and documentarian of the human condition. i think humanity is fundamentally evil and good at the same time because one cannot exist without the other

>>508489405
That takes like 2 years to get to that level. You telling me Mr. Skelletal got 2 years free rent while i am fucking living paycheck to paycheck

>>508493270
found it
https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ

>>508492319
OOoOOooOoooo buh-dun-Tissssss

>>508489405
hes just sleeping.

>>508485183
Yes, jeet. We know.

>>508484247 (OP)
That's the future of all single men. I worry about it myself. For instance my best friend's father had a stroke, and he laid in the hallway while his wife freaked out and they called 911 and he's okay now.
He'll probably live decades longer.
But if that happened to me? Who's going to call anyone? So the first serious medical problem I have is probably going to kill me.
But men with wives don't have that problem she calls 911.
It's really the same for single women too.
I have judged that it is life shortening to be single. But oh well, that's the future for both sexes I imagine.

>>508484247 (OP)
We have a work thing coming up and im going to use this image if im asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

>>508489619
kind of looks like Trump

>>508493551
KWAB

>>508494094
Just move in to a friend. Save on rent.

>>508486733

Someone flushed the toilet while he was taking a shower.

>>508495934
what friend?

>>508491968
This except the judeo part. Also made me a trad supporter of "women should stay in the kitchen and fornicators should be executed"ism

>>508491174
First time seeing a jeet reincarnate?

>>508496626
A straight friend.

>>508488744
not true

if there is no bugs, you get two years before you become bones