Enlist now.

>>508486232 (OP)
It saddens me that ... clown suit.. is what the US military thinks is distinctive and identifiable from a distance

We had a cadence call that razzed on the Navy for wearing "sloppy blues".
Oh the shame. My pajamas are more squared away than those trash bags.

>>508486232 (OP)
Now is the time to enlist. With Trump in office it has bever been better

I hope a speedy death to hell for all these zogbots

>>508486232 (OP)
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

>>508486232 (OP)
Based on what people who are prior enlisted tell me, the camaraderie between soldiers is sometimes not even there

>>508486232 (OP)
>enlist
>come back from war amputee or mentalcel
>end up ostracized by society anyways.

>>508486232 (OP)
Do it

>>508486232 (OP)
MIGA

>>508486232 (OP)
So proud to be an American

>>508486936
lol

>>508486232 (OP)
enlist for the toilet and eat your own shit

>>508487071
You first, mileinigger

>>508486232 (OP)
i asked you to post planes and ships dude

>>508486936
face the wall

>>508486232 (OP)
Lone wolves live nice long lives with full limbs. ZOGbots don’t very often. Plus, there will be lots of horny girls here at home to creampie

I'm technically too old, yet in my prime and more fit than when I was 18.

>>508486232 (OP)
I’m not Jewish, so why would I enlist?

>>508486232 (OP)
jews actually think their propaganda works here on /pol/ of all places.
They don't realize the only people agreeing with them is other jews that were already jewish.

>>508486232 (OP)

>>508486484
that isn't a formal uniform dude

>>508486232 (OP)
DO IT!!!

>>508486484
>>508486638
marpat > multicam > ucp

J’ne mourrais pas pour l’israel

>>508486936
>>508486232 (OP)
LOL you guys suck at your job

>>508486232 (OP)
I'm 31 yo boomer so not about to be taking orders from some zoomer tranny

>>508486974
That’s how it always works, but don’t forget the
>”Teehee, but you chose to do that anon. You don’t have anyone to blame but yourself.”

>>508486232 (OP)
when the enlistment letter comes i will go to base and load my car with a hk11 at least 3 cans of ammo and my locked modified g3 a belt of 40mm and leave towards the place that no glownigger will ever find me and make a camo camp there.

>>508486232 (OP)
Be a lone wolf, it scares the government. Become ungovernable

>meanwhile at memefag house

>>508487500
get a commision as a POG officer dummy and order zoomers around instead

>>508486936
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>508486232 (OP)
I am just wondering why they have not forbidden shitskin law to enlist yet? It must be only white privilege to die for joos and shitskins world

>>508486232 (OP)
Join your fellow mulatto zogmutts to die for kikes like a good goy. Uncle Samuel Shekelberg demands it.
Sloppy uniforms
>>508486936
Kek

The memeflag faggots are either spamming pro-Ukraine, pro-Israel, or "Enlist now" propaganda

Goddamn nigger mods are allowing it

>>508486232 (OP)

>>508486232 (OP)
Make me.

>>508486232 (OP)
Why? You lack honor and integrity.

>>508486232 (OP)
>lone wolf
thanks for your advice recruiter
expect bloodbath at your local MEPS

>>508486638
Coveralls are comfy as hell.

>>508487274
Same. Much too old, but that is irrelevant because I have elected not to die for Israel this year anyway.