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Nadiya Husseins willy

As Ziggy Marley told us
>Everyday, when you're walkin' down di street
>Everybody dat ya meet
>Has an original point of view

This one time I had this lamb kebab that had like herbs and spices on it and they brought it out on a skewer thing and it was still cooking and I was mega hungry and picky because of autism and I hadn't found much to eat on the holiday so far so I was tired hungry and sort of autistically triggered and everyone was on edge waiting for a meltdown but the food came out and it smelled and tasted amazing and meltdown was averted and we had a nice dinner and I will probably always remember it

War
What is it good for

Apparently i'm not the only one who likes English women on /pol/
>>508486895

>>508494664
bankers and bonuses mate
>>508494708
romanian too

Ahoy there fellow degenerates

>>508494532
Alright luv, be a good lass and shave that fluff off ya chin

This one time he had this lamb kebab that had like herbs and spices on it and they brought it out on a skewer thing and it was still cooking and he was mega hungry and picky because of autism and he hadn't found much to eat on the holiday so far so he was tired hungry and sort of autistically triggered and everyone was on edge waiting for a meltdown but the food came out and it smelled and tasted amazing and meltdown was averted and they had a nice dinner and he will probably always remember it

>>508494532
you look a bit ftm with those side burns no offence

Lad two doors down was blastig pearl jam in his garden with a BBQ at the weekend.

Wouldn't be unusual but, well, it's a jeet.
>A jeet blasting pearl jam with beers and sosijes
I was proper confused. Think I heard Rammstein at one point.

>>508495017
he's a bisexual man larping as a ftm to make up for the lack of muscle definition.
I'm fat as fuck but im above larping as a tranny.

>>508495173
he sounds like a good lad

crazy how a simple image can generate so much seethe and envy

Josh is a paedophile

>>508495173
More likely to be cow urine than beer

>>508494532
Alri Josh la?

>>508494886
weird
I hope his tongue gets the aids virus

>>508495173
Back at school there were a few jeets who listened to non nigger music or that bangra stuff. Sum41 had that jeet guitarist.

>>508495541
Brown sound kek

niggers killing injuns...

>>508495487
alri la

>>508495173
In my experience jeets are either vegetarians or only eat chicken.

>>508495541
>Sum41 had that jeet guitarist.
In Too Sandeep

>14 inch margherita pizza
>pour chips from the Chinese over it
>fork out egg fried rice from the tray on top
>tuck in the bottom of the pizza
>roll it up tight like a wrap
>open a pot of curry sauce
>dip the wrap into the curry sauce
>enjoy

there's a poo
up me arse
come pull it out

>>508495745
>chips from the Chinese

>>508495717
Golf clap

>>508495745
Forrin muck.

>>508495745
bosh

Why do you ever doubt me, anon?

>>508495717
Fatima Lip
Though I guess that's more Paki than jeet.

And it was on a small island too so we had to get a boat there and if there was nothing on the menu that I could eat I would be out of luck and when we got there it was a bit claustrophobic and the kebabs were the only thing that looked like I would eat but I was worried that they'd have vegetables on the skewer touching the meat so that I wouldn't be able to eat it or that there'd be some sauce on it that would ruin it and I'd end up crying but it was actually really nice and it was a warm summer evening in this nice little restaurant on a Greek island and the kebab came out and it was just the meat on the skewer and like I said before it was sort of still cooking when it came to the table, I was so relieved and it tasted so good I think I'll only forget about it when I get Alzheimers or something

>>508495347
You've got a nose that could host the winter olympic skiing
Your hair looks like a poorly fitted wig
You borrowed timmy mallet's glasses to avoid getting cum in your eyes
And those cheeks would make a bulldog blush

Who the fuck could envy you?

was really warm this weekend, white people be smelling real bad when it gets too hot. Can only describe the smell as rotten milk/cheese

>>508495874
>Forrin muck
so what

>>508495650
Moved in me new house innit. Gonna be slowly unpacking over the coming days and weeks.
Now all I need is a lass and me life will be complete.
>inb4 I'm already married to Sumetal

>>508495976
>Fatima Lip
What the missus ends up with when she lets other men see her fringe

>>508495717
kek
>>508495607
>mfw that's his actual stage name
FUCKING KEK

>>508496063
>t. seething uggo

>>508496107

>>508495828
no fren, you see, you have to go to the toilet and it comes out by itself

hope that helps

>>508496107
None of your fucking beeswax you forrin.

>>508495710
Definitly a jeet. They have one of those big elephant god statues in their porch with swastikas and stuff.

>>508496337
Doesn't just come out by itself, lad. You need to be reading something for it to come out.

>>508496536
Might just Hannibal and Hitler enthusiasts.

she cooked us

>>508496110
corrrr
is it comfy?
my mate alby who's been homeless for a few years just got confirmation that he's gonna be put into supported housing soon so he's made up

>>508496337
its been up there so long am gonna start charging rent

>>508496703
>she cooked us
she gonna eat you too if you get too close

>>508496703
Propper big lad that

>>508496712
Comfy so far. Haven't broken anything yet, really scared that I will because I'm generally retarded.

>>508494409 (OP)
Injuns and spics have been mad at blacks for celebrating Buffalo soldiers

>>508495173
>let's go get a craft beer dude

>>508496889
start drinking green tea regularly, its good for people with dyspraxia so maybe it'll help you with coordination and clumsiness

This other time we were on holiday and just before we went on holiday I'd been to the doctor's and I had to take some tablets a few times a day but the thing was I couldn't for some reason swallow pills very easily it often took a long time, I remember this one time we were in France and it was time to take a tablet so we pulled the car over and I tried swallowing this one little orange pill but I couldn't do it and my mum got reallyad because we'd been at the roadside for about half an hour just with me trying and failing to swallow this pill and I think my mum got angry and started to cry because it should have been a simple thing but it was actually a load of palaver with me gagging and spluttering trying to swallow this little pill I think the small pill were actually harder to swallow than the big ones

>>508496703
How do you even have sex with that?

>>508496703
I can't conceptualise how you get to even half that size without deciding that "this is enough".

>>508497196
Same as you'd have sex with any other woman, I suppose
First, you set up the car jack to get her FUPA out of the way...

Sorry for insulting you, Josh. I'm sure you'll make some bloke very happy one day

>>508496469
From my point of view, the British are the forrins!!

>>508497400
Is that why you kill them with grenades, Sven?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37161752

>>508497359
this just makes it look like you're mad that you can't have me because this is exactly what a bird says when she's in love with you but can't be with you

>>508497240
"You look gorgggg xx"

>>508497069
After a hummus and quinoa flatbread from pret a manger to line the stomach, surely.

>>508497574
Us Swedes are a very explosive type of people, we simply blow up

>>508497604
My special attack delivers 16 strikes per second directly to the crotch.
I call it my DOMESTIC VIOLENCE attack.

>>508497642
He was listenin to Pearl Jam, not Mumford & Sons

This other time I got my first set of braces just hours before we were set to go on holiday, I had them fitted but I couldn't swallow while I had it in, it was one with a palette thing, so I was drooling and drooling but couldn't swallow it. We were driving to the ferry and my mouth was so full of saliva that is tipped my head back to stop it dribbling out but we must have hit a bump because all of a sudden I spat it all out into my lap and it looked like I were myself so I had to take off my wet trousers on the ferry and walk around in my t-shirt and underpants and I was very embarrassed

>>508497240
she just lacks the capacity to understand the weight of her actions when it comes to food

>>508497114
I ain't a spacker I'm a sperg innit.

>>508497825
you will begin to drink green tea regularly
you will enjoy it
you will notice your more controlled movements and improved focus
you will thank me

>>508497738
Mumbai & Sirs

>>508497738
Mumtaz & Sarrs

>>508497587
Put your glasses back on, Velma. You're squinting

>>508497961
I tried taking matcha pills once. Allegedly they're good for digestion n shit.
They just made me gag after a few days. Couldn't choke the idiots down.

>>508497738
Poojam

>>508498248
Jugesh Priest

i was watching this tiktok for ages thinking it was a genius playing a character and being satirical but i looked into the guys background and no he's just a mental drug addict kek

>>508498229
kek

>>508498248
also kek

>>508498239
lmao why were you taking tea pills lad
you know matcha is just tea right?
thats weird asf that thats even a thing
just try matcha green tea with some honey
lots of goodness in that and it'll do your brain good
I have loads of funky teas me and I've definitely noticed a vast improvement in mood and brain function since I started drinking them regularly alongside all me supplements and fish / beef based diet

Shitin Park

>>508498589
It's called 'method acting', sweaty

>>508498622
Not a fan of hot drinks, especially not tea. idk me autism just can't handle it. Figured that with the pills I'd get the benefits without having to taste it. Boy was I wrong.

>>508498589
That wasn't your phone it was a hand mirror

>>508494532
you look like a lesbo comedian on late nite itv

Shitting street preachers.

>>508498908
Designated Street Preachers

AC/WC

Alice Pooper

Rage against the Latrine

Can someone nuke Israel already so the intrtnrt goes back to normal?

>>508498815
what about making iced tea?

>>508498908
>>508498979
pranic street shitters

>>508499128
I can assure you, the Internet would not go back to how it used to be if Mossad were taken out of the picture

Poo Fighters

>>508498469
Inspiral Toilets

Creedence Not-Clearwater Revival

>>508499079
Hahahaha fucking kek

The Skids

jesus what happened to brit/pol/ first time back in 4 years and you're infested with pass members posting absolute shit and samefagging on 4chan passes.

sTool

Anish in Chains

>>508499229
I remember the days before jewish influence. In the king, long ago. Before youtube. Before google.

Runs N' Roses

>>508499352
it's just one fat paedo tbf
although he plays many roles

>>508499079
LMAO

Deacon Poo

>>508498979
Manic Street Shitters

rape against the vagene

Poo Order

redpill me on Rabbit

>>508494409 (OP)
where is the politics in this?

>>508499352
is that picture a copyrighted AI generated image? Holy fuck

Dis-turd

The Poodigy

>>508499674
Newfag.

>>508499501
going to have to slap some sense into you lads, everything stinks of shit and your generals something worse.What happend to you?

>>508494886

Lucky bastard. Dem's cute feets.

Stink Floyd

>>508500018
KEK

Stinkin Park

The Moody Poos

Lads I'm really struggling to come up with a funny jeet band name :(

Poozy

>>508500189
Fartz Ferdinand

Public Enema

Redeem Hot Chilli Peppers

Electric Shite Orchestra

State of this country.
Fucking Donkey burglars now
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jun/23/they-had-a-feast-new-forest-donkeys-spark-backlash-after-raiding-new-food-waste-bins

Flatulence and the Latrine

Avril Latrine

>>508500189
Poop Woggy Wog

i'm in my room its a typical tuesday night

>>508500189
Poo Fighters

>>508500449
KEK

>>508500427
>>508500449
LMFAO

>>508499991
>>508499991
>>508499991
>>508499991
>>508499991

Belle andrex sebastian

>>508499765
Show some respect. He put a lot of hard work into that.

passenger of shit

BLOODYBASTARDBITCHhound gang

Jobby Williams

Megadung

Scatman John
>didn't even need to change it lmao

>>508500709
Take Shit

Poolio - Scamsta's Paradise

The Bhenchod 5

Backjeet Boys

Shitknot

Spice Girls

Imagine showing this to a stuffy victorian judge

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/angela-rayner-drugs-cannabis-sadiq-khan-32r25sh7r?twclid=233bpl6s607soz54t07t16fxr0

One Defecation

New Odour
Carter the unstoppable rape machine
Gary Shitter
Brownie
Poo2
Alice in Trains
New skids on the block

sixpoos none the richer

Red Hot Chilli Poopers

The Jeatles

>>508501060
Harry Stools

Cistern of a down

Ronan Jeeting

>>508500951
>Last year Sir Keir Starmer refused to say whether he had taken drugs, simply responding to the question by saying: “I had a good time when I was a student.”
Least believable lie he's ever told.

wet leg

I'm tapped out. Anyone got any more or shall we end the thread here?

Yous seen that about those scientists that were looking at how AI can generate historical images so accurately, then they started looking at actual real images from ww2, and it's looking more and more like an awful lot of ww2 was AI slop, and they just killed a shitload of white men via pre exposure combat boosters in the more remote parts of the world, naively believing they were going off to fight some great evil. And thats basically what all the great wars have been

>>508501514
Saarbaton

Shitknee smears

is ra el is our closest ally

die-aria-na grande

>>508501514
Tap back in lad, we're halfway to burning up the thread.

Pooey Armstrong

>>508501887
Pooey Loo-is and the Poos

P Skiddy
R Smelly

10 o' clock news soon lads

You'll be watching, right?

Floaterida

Poozum

jeet doors brown

Brown Saarbath

The Crudigans

breaking banchod

Simply Brown

>>508501998
More like 10 o'clock poos, lad

>>508499079
Kek

jannies.
wtf so we pay you for?
sort him out

>>508499279
Shitty Mondays.

>>508502313
*Crappy Mondays

>>508502279
Don't start your shit in here, young man

O ay shit

Poo Gees

poo man group

Pooermore

Rammdeep

the (o)doors

Poom4n League

bum41

Frank Crapper and the Movements of Excrement

2Poos
Afterpoo
The Pooist
Angerpoo
Art of Poo
Battlepoo
Biohazard
Blackpoo
Blue Poo
Cloud Poo
Fart of Tears
Dawn Of Flatulence
Pooytek
Doompoo
Poo Clapton
Faderpoo
Poogazi
Gravepoo
Poo Prime
Poobreed
Poobanger/Headpoo
The Poograms
Iggy Poo
Poo Tower
Ancient Poo
The Poo Kult

a tribe called saar

>>508502620
Craptain Jeethart

puddle of masala

wut happen

Poojees

>>508502793
kek

>>508496703
The fuck is Garlock the Destroyer doing loose?

The scamberries

Blink 18poo

Pooasis

K-Poop

diarrhoea straits

>>508503051
Kek

Five Finger Death Wipe

>>508502628
Poo Park
Los Poo
Little River Poo
Living Poo
London Poo Works
Lucifer's Poo
Machine Poo
Made of Poo
Poo Siff
Poo Kingdom
Poo Loaf/Meat Poo
Megapoo
Poo Oldfield
Metalpoo
Metapoo
Murderpoo
The Poo
New Poo
Poo Laser/Occams Poo
Pootera
Paradise Poo
A Plea for Poo
Radical Poo
Pooberries
Rammpoo
Pooworm
Riot Poo
Pooskopp
Sad Poo/Poo Legend

Bombay Bicycle Club

Aeroshart

black eyed poos

went out today

>>508503195

Primal stream.

>>508503051
winrar
Stealing this as my band name if I ever learn to play an instrument and form a band

Looloo

Beach Poos

Stool Fighters

Dolly Farton

it were nice

Vindaloo Fighters
Raita Said Fred

Turd Eye Blind

lmao someone is seething and he thinks this is all me

chargeback

Poo 2

2 for 1 sausage rolls at oddies

miasmadonna

The Brown Stripes

Snow Pootrol

System of a brown.

poo radicals

>>508503506
Poo patrol.

3 poos down

>>508503537
>cistern of the browns

oddies been bought out though, dont do savouries anymore, shame that

The prodijeet

>>508503173
Sabapoo
Poosword
Snake River Poo
Soilwork
Solitude Poo
Poo Rush
Suicide Poonami
System of a Poo
Talking Poo
Talkypoo Strings
Bushy One Poo
Tenacious P
This Mortal Poo
Pooion
Turbopoo/Poonegro
Unleash the Poo
Unseen poo
Two Steps From Poo
War of Poo
Poodruna
Winterpoo
Poo at the Gates
ZZ Poo

>>508503648

3 days rapes

Two Door Enema Club
Jeet Foxes
Godspeed you Bastard Bitch
Empire of the Bum

Its not often we use our autisim in unison but when we do magic happens

Krapwerk

A flood of jeetbowels.

£4.80 for a pint though not keen on that

>>508503793
Lmao

Fecal-eye cherry - stain tonight

The Bee Jeets

shitStaind

Chris Rear

nine inch poos

Turd World

Jeet Division

PooPac

>>508503890
fuckin kek

babylon poo

Enter Shitcurry

Big Mountain (of shit)

Diarrhoea Straits

>>508503878
Just not worth it anymore. Couple of pints and some bangers and mash? 40 quid. Not doing it simple as.
Not my fault pubs and businesses are getting absolutely fucking rinsed with bills.

Jeetalica.

johnny splash

deep brown something

>>508504109
>>508504270
Gold

Jeet purple

Genuinely and sincerely believe that Fastlove by George Michael is one of the best songs ever made.

Crappy Mondays

Delhi Clarkson

jeet unit

Freddie Mercurry

jeet eat pakora

Frank Shitartra

>>508504217
aye its a while since i popped in for a pint, did a bit of a double take but said nowt. asked me if i wanted anothr when i took my glass in, said "nah i'm not that well off pal"

>>508504373
Up there with this
https://youtu.be/bQU5dYDt7-U

Incestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

>>508504646
Dean Fartin'

>>508504739
You fucking got me

>>508504741
aw lawd

alien call farm

Rape that

I think I'm out

paki chan?

Backjeet boys

>>508504741
Ricky Shartin

plain brown jeets

Rod pooert

Babba

a perfect gurgle

The farting pumpkins

three days waste

Alice in drains

Why are bots shitting up the thread?

James Brown

>>508505401
We are having a laugh you nob

Poo oyster cult

>>508504505
or just
>Freddie Mercury

Paul Mcshartney

>>508505547
And his bandmate, Ringo Sarr

Jeet Buckley

>>508505575
kek that's much better I concede

>>508505547
>>508505575
combo bonus lads

>>508505483
Why don't you to back to /r9k/ with your britfeel tier wanks you fucking cocksucker.

Public enema

>>508505575
The Jeatles
Paul McShartney, Ringo Saar, George Hare-son and of course, Jaan Le-naan

>>508505718
>George Hare-son
George Harekrishna (it's what he would've wanted tbf)

>>508505697
Newfag

>>508505697
seething

>>508505785
This is a forum for political discussion you cockless little twat, would love to snap your neck like a twig.

The flaming shits

>>508505882
No need for threats.
This is a forum for political discussion. Not fighting.

>>508505927
Boards for Canada

>>508505882
Go sit at a busstop and eat a sub.

Alanis Morrishat

>>508505882
>This is a forum for political discussion you cockless little twat, would love to snap your neck like a twig.

The Dingleberries

counting down the posts until this pathetic excuse for a thread gets pruned

Lenny Krashits

>>508505982
Al-Anus More a shit

>>508505969
kek

Nick cave and the bad shits.

>>508505882
>3 posts in and having a melty
fucking breathe lad
unclench your anus and let the poo flow

>>508505882
sad cunt

Aeroshit

This thread is worse than a full on boggy vs Gobnonce melty war and shows why many of you cannot get pussy.

>>508506184
aerosplish

Shania Strain

It was an honour serving with you lads
>>508505882 Please saar do not be angry we will escalate your call

Whitney Pooston.

>seething 1pbtid because no attention
fucking sad cunt lmao

>samefagging because his initial complaint got btfo
kek

>>508506252
SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE THREAD

New shits on the block.

>>508505999
Kek
>I'M A THREAD PREFECT

>>508506297
Late to the party, feels left out. Many such cases. Sad!

I had a fun time at least.

>>508494532
Mad how you look like a hdknnonce but also are one

>>508506459
Crazy that this is your definition of fun, what a shite life you must lead lmao

Atomic shitten

>>508506561
You seem upset.

heard a car honk its horn, instantly thought it was a foreigner, looked out the window to check, it was a dark grey hatchback, maybe a vw golf, couldnt see the driver,am i schizo or do foreigners honk differently?

Got it out your system now fatty boom boom?
or still want to talk about your favorite topic of shit?

>>508506561
>seething this hard

The Poolice showed up to ruin the party

Frankie goes to bollywood

>>508506579
goddamn the wins just keep coming kek
>>508506561
fuck off karen

>>508506643
>couldnt see the driver
cos dey is black init
Also bames don't honk they rev their engines

LMAO its bogdan
he hates it when people get on and have a laugh because he's alone and friendless

>nonces coming out of the woodwork now the thread's about to 404 to cry about not getting enough attention
Complete and utter sad benders

>>508506654
Has to be the fat paedo samefagging right, hard to believe there are so many boring cunts polluting this thread.

The pooman league

>Boggy is the attention seeking filter autist
Holy fuck

>>508506784
of course it is. that's why he's crying about le bogdan now. he needs someone to blame for his misdeeds. sad fat cunt

>>508506561
You're literally crying you sad cunt

>>508506784
Yeah you're right. Only josh laughs at jeets on this site. Well done for figuring it out.

>>508506828
crynonce on blue ID
boggy on multiple seething about us having a laugh

Poortishead

*laughter stops*

Boring little tosser.

looks like i was right on iran

Everything but the curl

>>508507006
What band's that meant to be?

>>508507044
his one man band where he plays the triangle alone in his bedroom

>>508507006
New stage name?

Goldmine thread

>>508507044
>>508507106
You've done him
>>508507006
You've been done

sad fat cunt

Of course it's the NPD nonce and his little bumcord nonce friends having a group wank, what a bunch of deeply unfunny cunts lmao.

>calls us deeply unfunny cunts
>says lmao anyway
what did he mean by this?

>>508506828
You'd think he'd join in

>>508507412
His personality is 'being seethy online'. Let him have it, he doesn't have anything else.

I was a Buffalo soldier but I'm white as you can get.

>>508507468
cortisol is high

>>508507422
He cleans toilets for a living. This thread gave him PTSD.

>43pbtid
>talks about having a personality
Josh-tier self awareness lmao

>>508507476
Was ya stolen from Africa and brought to America?

>>508507412
No coherent thought, just white rage and seethe. Bit sad init.

>>508507525
Kek!

>>508507551
This directed at me? Click the numbers to reply mate, or you just come across as a passive aggressive woman.

>>508507598
Poo traumatic stress disorder

>>508507617
Boring little wanker you are, get a life you sad little freak, over 40 posts of utter cringewank shite merely ITT, kys.

>>508507551
>hurrdurr the thread is wank
>contributes nothing
>complains
>seethes
wow thanks lad really saved the day you big black gorilla nigger

>>508507701
Oh good, you're getting the hang of it. Welcome newfriend.

the thread not being about him inflicted narcissistic injury

>>508507826
hopefully terminal

>>508507701
Spiritually a woman just seething at male laughter