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>Iranian response is over
>Axios reports from sources: 6 missiles were fired at Qatar, one missile was fired at Iraq
>Iranian response has started
>Qatar announced the closure of its airspace
>Iran threatens to close the strait of Hormuz
>Trump says America destroyed Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan nuclear sites
>B2 are allegedly en route to Iran
>Trump to convene National Security Council at the White House at 18:00PM
>Iran reports 639 dead since the beginning of hostilities
>Iran Foreign Minister: Iran ready to consider diplomacy once Israeli attacks stop
>Trump says he will decide on Iran within two weeks
>Israel expects a U.S. decision on joining Iran war within 24-48 hours - TOI
>U.S. Air Force "Doomsday Plane" arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Washington DC - Newsweek
>Israeli Defense Minister Katz says "Khamenei cannot continue to live"
>Israeli army orders increased intensity of attacks on strategic targets in Iran
>IDF says Iran used missile with multiple warheads
>Iranian ballistic missiles damage Tel Aviv stock exchange and Soroka military hospital in Beersheba
>Israeli Air Force struck the Arak Heavy Water Reactor complex in central Iran
>British aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth transits Suez Canal, en route to Gulf of Oman

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>>508505202 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRy5znLg1f8

UNCONFIRMED REPORTS ON THE REGULAR ISRAELI ANON SAY THAT HE IS CURRENTLY FUCKING A HOOKER IN THE ASS

>>508505202 (OP)
off to sleep, death to the enemies of Israel

I'm not leaving.
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING

iran should be glassed, what a bunch of retarded cucks

P

>>508505458
huge if true

A serious question for Americans. Why does your government love Israel? Is that the "bless Israel" thing from the Bible? Bribes? I see no visible reason, please explain.

>>508505202 (OP)
Explain this

>>508505470
Why did they stop shooting?

Now that its over but the dust has yet to settle, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you guys think this whole shebang had potential to be a proper happening

WHY DOES NOTHING EVER HAPPEN??

the more it goes the more it looks like a nothing burger

>>Iran reports that the defense systems in Tabriz and Shiraz are operational.

>Another report on the activation of air defense systems, now in the city of Rasht in northern Iran.

https://t.me/New_security8200/160266

Iranians still getting fucked

>>508502075
>judenrat
google that word, débile

>>508505486
the holes are next to each other lmao

This is how many Jews feel about White people— that they are “inherently” antisemitic. It’s immutable and in their DNA.

Consider the brutality of the Jews against their perceived enemies in Gaza.

Consider the implications of this.

groping every german itt.

Rug status?

This war is getting boring.
When do we start funding ethnic separatists?

>>508505470
meanwhile, in reality

So what's the point of this thread now?

>we will never surrender !
>Rrrraao rrriiolraourrrou

its ogre, been an honor to shitpost with you gentlemen

I think this was the most boring war in history

>>508505543
why are the gorillas not fighting?

>>508505555
1 since nothing ever happens. also, nice quads my fellow hungolian.

>>508505591
its a play of both words i knw

Nigger

>>508505202 (OP)
I feel like a real “war” against the US or its allies isn’t even possible anymore. America can just send undetectable aircraft to your country and launch precision bombs that kill all your leadership or destroy your nuclear/missile defense capabilities before you even know what’s happening

I WANT A SEPHARDIC GF

>>508505532
What makes you think that we have it different? Not a single Ukrainian (((official))) was hurt. Not a single Russian (((official))) was hurt. Goyim don't count, nobody cares.

anti semitism prevented ww3

>>508505527
Dai!

One word at a time:
Nothing

>le complete air superiority
>it's just drones

>>508505622
we just hang out with frens until the credits are done rolling

>>508505458
Escorts are legal in Hungary
How much does it cost to bang one in the butt over there?

>>508504783
I doubt it would work desu. Iran has two armies, the IRGC which is smaller but more well funded, and the Artesh which is larger but has less funding. IRGC specializes in ballistics and asymmetrical warfare while the Artesh is a more conventional army focusing on the nation itself. Artesh hasn't been utilized at all since the beginning of the war, and were Israel to start funding ethnic seperatists they'd be quashed pretty quickly.

Reminder covid happened and accelerated 5 years ago after this same exact theatre

so tired of you racist niggers. you actually think we should be peace with Iran

Captcha: T G0YV

>>508505739
Ever

Someone DoorDash Lookner some monster zero sugar, he needs some sips!

>>508505555
Like a six at most.
Russia is too busy and wouldn’t get much at getting involved if it wasn’t and china doesn’t have any reason to do more past minimum equipment support. Iran going actual full retard and expanding the war by attacking other countries was the most likely result for escalation. But they either lack the desire, the ability, or both to get that stupid

>>508505584
hm so why did they not keep them on before the attacks :D

>>508505704
chillax babe

>>508505756
It has been well known that Israel has done little to no actual flyovers on Iranian airspace since the first day where they disabled their AA defenses. As soon as they got those back up they've almost exclusively been using up their limited sleeper cells and drones.

>>508505791
Háromezer, jobban leszel

>>508505560
it's just a break, bro. pilots need a quick vacation.

>>508505831
happens

>>508505615
>Iran issues an evacuation order for the Ramat Gan district of Tel Aviv.
https://t.me/rnintel/39590

>>508505907
But babe I just want a Sephardic gf is that too much to ask for in our harem?

why does fox news think that white americans have antisemitism in their DNA? their jewish hate preacher mark levin promotes this conspiracy theory

Is it officially over?

>>508505791
you could get a cute, non-gypsy, physically healthy girl for 100 USD/hour including the extra price of assfucking
and a fun fact: hungary has the highest amount of whores per capita in the world!

>>508505561
Look up the founding of Israel. It was started by several terrorist groups. The continue doing terrorism all the time, they're doing it against Iran, they did it against Lebanon, Syria, Palestine. Are you kidding? It's likely that Israel did 9/11.

>>508505622
Basically waiting to see how much you guys and the other sandniggers do to derail talks and slow walk them until you either actually start talking or derail eveyrything

>>508506003
Between the US and Iran, officially yes. Between Iran and Israel, probably not yet but possibly in the near future.

>>508506003
yeah peace is now over

>>508505979

So what's going to be the next happening? So far we had:
>Musk blames Trump is in the Epstein thing
>Israel suddenly attacks Iran
That's how far my memory goes back

>>508505555
checked and we just climbed another few steps on the escalation ladder
nothing was solved, the areas of friction still remain, the losses mount, the destruction continues, the nuclear can has probably been kicked down the road, granting another few precious moments but resolution is not in sight
and i still think taking pseudo-twitter posts by 47 as gospel and the last word when it comes to foreign politics is unwise

>>508505722
кaк дeлa кaк избeгaeшь вepбoвки

How cucked is Trump for thanking Iran for firing missiles at them?

>>508506109
Maybe something about Chyna.

Did trump just bait and switch neocons? Don't forget Israel launched these attacks RIGHT BEFORE THE US AND IRAN WERE HAVING NUKE TALKS. The deliberately subverted the talks out of desperation.
>US warns Iran before strikes
>Iran warns US before strikes
Now the US wants Israel to stop the warmongering. There's no regime change, and theyre mad.

>>508505941
az már a 90-es években is kevés volt. manapság meg még az áram se baszna meg 3 kilóért

>>508505527
>Is that the "bless Israel" thing from the Bible?
It definitely is that for some people
There is also a strong lobby for israel and lots of jews here who support israel. Like how ukranians here pushed for greater US involvement in Ukraine because they prioritize their own ethnic concerns over the concerns of America.
Israel is also a foothold for us in the region and our proxy, so there is geostrategic reasons for the relationship. We can exert influence in the region through israel

>>508506135
I'm okay. I don't leave my home. I actually stopped doing it years ago so it's not much of a challenge.

>Iran bombs our base in Qatar
>literally not even a single injured US serviceman
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU GOAT-FUCKING RETARDS?!?! HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS BAD AT WAR

Lookner posted a tweet of Israel warning citizens in Tehran to evacuate. So it is not over then?

>>508506114
all trump managed was to have iran kick out international nuclear observers

How would kamala have handled the attack on Iran?

>>508506157
he's saying whatever to restock israeli interceptors.
round 2 soon

>>508505555
Checked
I thought it was like a 7 but it turns out it was always a 1

>>508505527
Look at all this jelly

>>508506109
Now Iran can keep bombing israel without any distractions.

>>508506298
Israel will keep bombing America won’t

>>508506157
Depends how much of that US counterattack plane wave was anihhilated. They took the bait, that's confirmed.

>>508506294
they were courteous and gave you guys a heads up

>>508506298
>Over
Lol no

>>508506294
They were warned in advance. The place was empty

If this thread is still up tomorrow I promise you guys I’ll clean my desk and keyboard.

>>508506298
I think the US is not getting further involved, Israel and Iran will continue, Netanyahu needs this.

>>508506328
iran is a very big country, israel is a very small country

>>508505527
AIPAC.
bigger fish are being blackmailed by sex with minors tapes.

>>508505527
Because our government officials are either
>taking money from Israel
>on camera fucking small children
>genuine believers that the second coming will happen if they worship Israel
>Jewish

>>508506343
>https://youtu.be/DbKPZd5oihc

>>508506036
yeah im aware of these theories but they're just not very convincing they look like they came out of nowhere

BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

Yael dropped a new commercial for the war!

Sausage man has arrived. What will you have?

>iran did another fake and gay “face saving” strike

Ive never seen such a pathetic country.

The funniest part is it wont save them, bibi is still going to regime change the govt

>>508506292
Stay safe

>iran moved the nuclear material before the U.S. struck
Why didn’t Israel strike those trucks taking the nuclear material out?

>>508506328
We would have had boots on the ground in Ukraine and Iran weeks ago

Threadly reminder the Shia of Ali are the ONLY good guys.

>>508505555
2 unironically. We're in an era where every country really only cares about itself. Nothing short of a Taiwan invasion specifically would start WW3.

>>508506415
It wont be though. There will be a new thread for this general
You just are looking for an excuse to not clean your keyboard

I could almost bet that this peace that Trump is seeking now, is to buy time and find an excuse to send troops to Iran, dear gringoyim, expect a false flag attack.

>>508506500
thhere

>>508506358
I don't get it. Anyway, I don't dislike Israel. Zionist Jews kill goyim in the Middle East so it doesn't really bother me. I dislike Chabad Jews who kill goyim near me (also a goy).

I have been posting in these threads every single day telling you nothing ever happens. You made fun of me, you said it was happening, I claimed it was a nothingburger and that it's over. You didn't listen. Nothingeverhappensbros, we were right. We won.

Happeningfags BTFO (((again)))

>>508506657
Based.

>>508505555
2 unironically. We're in an era where every country really only cares about themselves. Nothing short of a Taiwan invasion specifically would start WW3.

Even Lookner is laughing at how pathetic Iran has become

>>508506694
this is just getting sad now, groyperspic

>>508506694
they are stalling, it is a ruse as israel is running out of interceptors

>>508506745
You can tell an indian wrote the article.

>>508506694
>false flag
doubt they even bother nowadays just send planes and bomb em over the course of 20 years

>>508506511
I'll take two number 1's and one number 2 please Bratmeister

As a leaf, am i getting drafted with the burgers?

>>508505726
Yehudim know where it comes from: goy titty milk

Hey remember that that time Yahweh was going to kill Moses but he got out of it by making all Jews cut the tips of their penises off? That was wild.

>>508506460
>bigger fish are being blackmailed by sex with minors tapes.
that's reasonable argument

>>508506657
>>508506657
I agree . And our Sec Def would be someone more retarded than Austin. Probably some colored mutt woman like kamala . Have a woman joint chief chairman too. Hegseth and Caine have been great so far

>>508506795
silence goylem shill

>>508506427
>>508506374
So why are people saying that the war is over then?

Surely USA will be involved again if a good opportunity arises. But desu Israel, seems to be doing quite well without USA.

>>508506791
WTF!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS AGENDA-FREE

>>508506669
I'm starting to believe this

>>508506605
Thank you

>>508506853
nah we'll send a token force to help and claim they couldn't of done it without us like always

>>508506197
Yes and no?
This was basically an upscaled Syrian base strike in terms of the lead up and the conclusion to it.
It’s a very sudden and apparently risking move by the admin that might have huge repercussions, but it was always a hyper specific and limited action that the target was informed would occur.

>>508506290
you need add israel besides russia

something may happen... soon

>>508505615

Kekklez XDDDD
Daddy Trump did the consolation strike to save face, Iran played along to be done with this bullshit, and now if you want to hit Iran harder at the point, you’re doing it yourself.

Pipe down little kike lapdog, we’ve got bigger fish to fry ;)

when trump say peace he might mean just beween US and Iran, but not Israel and Iran.

I wish Israel would just nuke Iran and get this over with
At least one thing would happen

>>508507030
lol

>>508506294
fake American

>>508506109
kek fair play
how about another aliums episode, haven't had one of those in a while
>>508506327
israeli (american) and american airstrikes not withstanding?
and it's not like those observers where doing any good in the at this stage
you are not going to get peace while israel and iran exist in their current state, it's not happening
but nobody can really win an open conflict right now so iran will be denied its missile and nuclear program until they really fuck around or get their regime changed another way and i don't see that happening (see current modus operandi of iran)

>>508506987
I’m not going to get my hopes up any more

>>508506157
It's ironic. meant to humiliate and make fun of them for being so scared they let them know in advance.

>>508506993
typing like this in the big 25 should get you range banned

>>508506934
I hope Trump can end that war. Its sad how many people have died there so far. May God bless you and keep you safe

>>508506694
Nigga I’ve been told a false flag was coming for over a month now.
False flags are the kike version of remember for centuries at this point

>>508506507
Was just waiting for this kike to pop up. She's made a killing on Jews along with her father. The biggest kikes of all kikes.

>>508506511
The knockwurst with the fallen madonna with the bib boobies please.

Can someone explain what Israel is trying to achieve with these strikes because clearly regime change ain't happening, now that US is backing out.

>>508506754
same
i believe that every country shall have the right to have a natsoc mindset, to hate foreigners, etc, but only in their own country. shlomo can do whatever to the goyim in israel, but if he tries to subvert/harm a different one, he is ripe for the oven.

>Flick some missiles at each other
>No important gains for any side
>About to go back to status quo

This is the gayest and fakest shit ive ever seen

>Regime change
off the table,mullahs are kike owned...this is why they were allowed to move thier enriched,this allows kikes to beg for more gibs

What is Greta thinking about all of this?
>inb4 who cares

>>508507198
They're desperate.

Has Nick jumped off a skyscraper yet?

>>508507161
>False flags are the kike version of remember for centuries at this point
I laughed

>>508506669
No.

>>508506987
Sometimes something is something. Real Trump quote

Glow niggers going to glow

>>508507198
Bait Iran into escalating and hoping the US won't back out because of that

>>508507198
bomb em in submission they hired hoi4 players in the military

>>508507237
>How can I get attention from this

>>508505756
>it's just drones
Weird how drop tanks keep washing up on the shore of the Caspian Sea in the same direction JASSMs are launched from.

>>508507161
they activated their sleepy cells, be careful

>>508507161
9/11 would like a word

>>508507305
Does that work? Ive never played hoi4

Nigga Heil Hitler

iraq war didnt need draft why would iran need it

>>508505461
Could you give a source for Khomeini's quote? Those muslims say it is fake.
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/79875/did-khomeini-say-that-sex-with-animals-is-permitted

>>508505461

>HELP US GOYIM PLEASE!!!

>>508506754
>immense long-standing cooperations (militery, tech etc)
>Aipac, wealthy jews in america etc
>Evangelicals
>Many wars

We sit at the crossroads of a few different powerful lobbies, people on /pol/ oversell aipac and undersell Lockheed, Raytheon (the military industry) and the evangelicals typically

>>508506500
You're being willfully ignorant. Even Wikipedia acknowledges it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_terrorism

>>508507297
Everyone's saying the happening is canceled, but all signs point to them pushing for change in leadership. I think someone is lying.

It's funny that the one pro US base in the middle east is exactly the nation for jews
Kikes always get themselves into trouble kek

>>508507198
>>508506877
>>508506298
>>508506157
>>508506003
So many questions.

>>508507198
Destroy whatever is left in Iran's nuclear program and ballistic missiles storage.

Regime change was never part of the stated goals, it's a false /pol/pig/ meme that they lie about in order to save face after getting BTFO so hard.

>>508507400
Iran is full of mountainous hell scape and rocky fortification that needs boots on the ground. Same way a shithole jungle needs small goys to crawl through spider holes and get the black pajama other goys.

>>508507400
recruitment is down and this one might be more demanding

>>508506872
Sec def Pete buttedgedge

>>508507198
>why would israel use what may now very well be a limited timeslot before talks begin to fuck their opposition up
it's a mystery
>>508507079
>where
ffs

>Is this a real fight? Is this just fantasy?
>American air might, But no casus belli
>Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
>I’m just a poor goy, I need no sympathy
>Because I'm easy come, easy go
>Little lies, make em go
>Any way the bomb blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
>Johnny, just bombed Iran
>With conventional warheads, shot our missiles hundreds dead.
>Johnny, strife had just begun
>But now They've gone and thrown it all away
>Johnny, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
>If the US hasn't landed this time in two weeks
>Carry on, carry on cuz nothing ever happens
>Too late, my time has come
>Orders were to man the front line, but their retaliation is sub-prime
>Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
>Gotta leave you all behind and face the trvth
>Bibi, ooh (any way the bomb blows)
>For Israel I wanna die
>I sometimes wish I'd never enlisted at all
>I see a little enrichment in Iran
>Orange Douche, Orange Douche will you down the Three Tangos?
>B-2 and Lightning 2, very, very frightening me
>(GBU) GBU, (GBU) GBU, GBU Will Explode, On Fordo
>But I'm just a Shabbos Goy, nobody loves me
>He's just a poor goy from a poor family
>Spare him his life from his property
>Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
>إن شاء الله
>No, we will not let you go (let him go)
>إن شاء الله
>We will not let you go (let him go)
>إن شاء الله
>We will not let you go (let me go)
>Will not let you go (let me go)
>Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
>No, no, no, no, no, no, no
>Oh, Ayatollah, Ayatollah
>Ayatollah, let me go
>The MAGAPEDES have a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
>So you think you can’t stone me and spit in my eye?
>So you think you can hate me and not leave me to die?
>Oh, Bibi, can't do this to me, Bibi
>Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
>Ooh
>Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
>Nothing ever happens, anyone can see
>Nothing ever happens
>Nothing ever happens to me

Israel with american aid threatened every single iranian official with terrorist assassination within the next 12hours

https://xcancel.com/RyanRozbiani/status/1937233945206161760#m

US calls for peace are a transparent ruse, to delegate responsibility and retaliation between the two aggressors in this regime change war.

>>508507456
Hm, so many reasons at once? Makes sence.

>>508507198
Tommykay put all his advisors and doctrine into paratroopers give it 2 more weeks, crazy soft attack

>>508506679
Ssssssh

>>508507709
>US calls for peace are a transparent ruse
Yeah

WHERE IS THE NEW BREAD

>>508507607
>>why would israel use what may now very well be a limited timeslot before talks begin to fuck their opposition up
>it's a mystery

I just want to know how much more they can get fucked up. Like what is it that they can still do that will really damage them? At some point I feel like just destroying buildings won't have much of an effect.

>>508507577
in that case they would hire arabs because experience

>>508507649
9/10
Congrats

>>508507649
10/10

>>508505555
If they close Straits of hormuz, 20% of world energy disrupted, economy downturn, Asia energy crisis, China will panic buy food, food become unaffordable, famine in Asia, Asian people die for no reason. I say the happening will be 5/10 if millions die because retards like china will panic buy.

>>508507649
top fucking kek

>>508505202 (OP)
Seven.....seven fucking missles, most of them aimed at Al udeid. All of them fucking intercepted. So not only did Nezam piss into the wind here they shat themselves doing it. please tell me that Empress Farah Pahlavi has a ride to the nearest airport where a jet is fueled and ready. Because this response is only going to get that first brick thrown at head blasphemer Khumeni in the next Seventy-two hours.

>>508507789
Kill yourself.

Iran prepares for war with the US for 20 years, immediately loses everything.

>>508505202 (OP)
Just as I predicted. America got scared of Iran and backed off to save face. Rogue adventurism will never go unpunished.

>>508507400
Iran is 5x the size of Iraq, and 5x more advanced. They have been planning for an invasion for 30 plus years. Just because their retaliatory responses have been measured doesn’t mean they aren’t ready to wage full scale war.

>>508507709
>f-filthy goy, we're gonna assassinate you any second now
lmao if they were gonna do that they wouldn't warn them. They hope to make Iranians self-deport so they can claim "defections".

>>508507709
any and all calls for peace on the US and Israeli side are propaganda and threat management given those assassination announcements

>>508505756
>holding the Hebrew inscription upside down
Israel is your mortal enemy. Why haven't Iranians bothered to know the language of their rival?

>>508507709
Why is this video not being discussed more on /pol/? Is it fake?

>>508507581
us military set record number for recruitment in 2024 or 25 you dont member

>>508507649
magnum opus

>>508505527

because they love eating jew shit

>>508507589
Could have happened if Trump didnt turn his head to look at a chart of illegal immigration statistics

>>508507879
it comes from the wapo so its CIA confirmed

>>508507850
At least Iraq fought back, Iran is an embarrasment

>>508505968
Ins Bett du Schluckspecht

>>508507377
Fuck no.
Air is trash for anything other than helping break front lines and preventing the other guy from having air superiority buffs. Bombing unironcially sucks
Picrel is the effect of nuclear bombs. The best use is to stockpile a ton of them and use them as bunker and tank busters one tile at a time. Which is stupid

Once played a long game all the way into the early 50s with Germany. I would launch a bunch of nukes into Ireland every couple months. The Irish never even reacted to their entire city be irradiated

>>508507881
it was spics who want citizenship for abuela

>>508507850
>iran is 5x more advanced than iraq
5x0 is still 0. may i remind you that sandniggers can't into war?

Do you think Israel could pull the same thing it did to Iran but only on Egypt? Are they on high alert right now?

Why doesn't trump just drop tungsten rods from space?

Khamenei will be raped to death by goats

>>508507722
4 billion a year to be spent on arms from American companies, this creates a subsidy cycle where its profitable for them to lobby for this. In this regard, Israel is just an excuse. But sure we could use the ammo/gear

>>508507709
Oy vey

>>508507873
and the ongoing strikes, and top officials trying to push a change in leadership. Poor Iran, it must be so tiresome to listen to these demons claim they want peace (after attacking you) but know they are lying

>>508508004
egypt is more fragile and less competent than iran

>>508507874
Do you know Chinese?

>>508508036
least perverted kike demon

>>508508004
Egypt has had its revolution. Kike down a notch

>>508508090
But there's the possibility of ground combat.

I have to get this out of my system: the Western-backed, Western-organized Iranian 'opposition' is the dumbest, most laughable and disgusting political movement I have ever seen. They are worse than Arab Zionists.

And the 'Shah's son' buffoonery. Jesus. It's a soap opera for the politically retarded

https://nitter.net/alon_mizrahi

>>508507881
you trust the (((official))) numbers?

>>508508004
Israel has already started a war it cannot win. The Zionist entity will be reeling from this pain for a millennia.

>>508508090
>less competent than iran
How is that possible?

It was all western propaganda. Still happening. Explosions reported in Tehran.

>>508508002
so no one gonna draft 4chan anons

>>508508004
Egypt is already controlled by shabbos goyim

> Two explosions were reported near the Ministry of Justice building in Tehran.

@wfwitness
https://t.me/wfwitness

>>508507297
he's gay

OKAY I MAKE A PROMISE: if this happening is still around tomorrow morning I’ll clean my desk and keyboard! I know as a Jew to many here that promise doesn’t count as much but I’ll do it!

>>508507874
is this video about having a threesome with mom and daughter?
i seriously don't get it

>>508508148
the US put the current unpopular military government in charge so the muslim brotherhood does not run it

>>508508187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVa1qku87cU

>>508508148
Kek
Relax

>>508507976
Im a low tier strategy game player and still play civ Lol. Hoi4 seems complicated

>>508508198
no one said the kikes were stoppin

>>508508230
No keep living in filth, it suits you

>>508508198

its happening is back the menu then!

>>508508004
Egypt is completely controlled by Britain. Why would Israel try and bomb Egypt into regime change?

>>508508198
At least they seem to know they are being lied to

>Jews: GOYIM KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY!
>Other Countries: WHY AREN'T YOU KILLING EACH OTHER!
Russia and Ukraine: COMMIT WARCRIMES ALREADY!!!

Meanwhile
US: Better watch our Iran we have some Bunker Busters on the way. Make sure everyone is far away. Oh you should bring the kids the Explosions are spectacular.
Iran: Oh hoho thano you for the heads up but you Americans force our hand we're gonna have to shoot at your base. Here are the coordinates. It will be good practice for real attack. Hopefully no one gets hurt.

*Jewish Seething in the background*

>>508508198
I mean why would Israel stop?
From their perspective they basically have a free hand to seal club Iran with Don in charge, Hezbollah and Hamas crippled and Syria kill.

>>508508415
I laughed

>>508508331
>He just like me fr fr
Nah but I kinda wanna do it just to proof a point I can be a clean anon for my prophesized Sephardic gf.

Can someone explain, is this plane really flying over Iran?

>>508508230
I'd rather you just kill yourself, but I'll settle for a small personal failure on your part (because there's no way you're going to clean that keyboard)

>>508508415
Is this the new cope for pretending we're totally no owned by Israel? "Yeah we bombed you for the Jews but we only PRETENDED to we're not actually puppets". Why couldn't Trump tell them to fuck off?

>>508508321
I know that. I’m saying the peace negotiations and ready for diplomacy tweets earlier were bullshit. They haven’t formally asked for diplomacy and Israel continues to strike them. The best case scenario is that the US doesn’t support Israel further and they get their shit kicked in by Iran. But we all know Israel will false flag us in some capacity.

>more explosions in tehran
>the cycle continues

>>508507377
No people don't usually use bombers. Instead people use CAS(close air support) fighters or heavy fighters equipped to attack ground units.
Usually you pick one or two units to specialize in

>>508508415
Kek, don’t forget about the traditional gift basket the heads of state exchange every year.

>>508508540
Why kill me? What did I do wrong (except have a dirty keyboard), and yes I will clean it.

This general feels very Jewish. JIDF needs another missile Iran.

>>508508567
israel has announced that they will assassinate everybody in the next 12 hours, trump is a liar and the US is covering and threat management while all this shit is coordinated

janus faced bastards

Guys the end goal is simple. It's been 79 years going 80 years that Islamic terrorists been calling death to America and Israel. It's time for global jihad, we all have to decide that we cannot allow shia muslims to keep killing innocent people. They are funded and trained by Iran. They have to go. 2026 is the year boys. It will be 80 years of being lenient to Islamic terrorists, I think enough is enough. We hunting shia Muslims. Next 5 years.

>>508508534
Saar!

What the FUCK

BREAKING NEWS: CEASEFIRE

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>trump announced a ceasefire
Thanks Trump

>>508508747
the US has been chanting "glass the middle east" for 50 years now

it's over

OVER

Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

>Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

>Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

>Trump: Iran and Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in 6 hours

Israel get one last punch

HAPPENING OVER

>>508508791
yeah that is a lie duh

>>508508791
Its just a show

>>508507798
if you throw a stone in your neighbours house he will replace it
if you burn his house down he will rebuild it
you either move in or salt the earth
but we needn't even go that far, as long as iran has a single missile capable of reaching israel or the capability to produce such a missile they have no reason to stop

>>508508687
I'm not going to kill you, that's far too much effort. Why not clean it now? It's literally right in front of you.

>>508508791
unhinged zogbot is now the laughing stock of the world

>>508508791
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS..
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS..
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS..
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS..
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>508508791
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508508830
So fucking gay

>>508508791
Trump killed /pig/ AGAIN

IT NEVER FUCKING BEGAN IT WAS ALL FAKE AND GAY

MIGA!!!!!!!!!!

**Advisor to the Speaker of the Iranian Parliament:**

Calls to end the war from Trump and the Zionist entity are a deception to pave the way for a surprise strike. If we are not vigilant, we will be surprised by a devastating attack.

NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

Nothing ever happens

>Teheran now :
>IRGC base targeted

>>508508830
>Israel gets an extra 6 hours of attacking Iran
Lol

>>508508869
True, he didn't say "Thank you for your attention to this matter", that's how you know.

GEOTUS
>GEOTUS
GEOTUS
>GEOTUS
GEOTUS
>GEOTUS
GEOTUS
>GEOTUS
GEOTUS
>GEOTUS
GEOTUS
>GEOTUS

>>508508884
In all seriousness I hope this is a real ceasefire and that it lasts and that Iranian people don't have to go through this crap anymore.

>>508508791
one last round of kino?

CEASEFIRE!

>>508508823

But but WWWIII????

>>508508747
Hmmm, 80 years... what happened almost 80 years ago? Wasn't there a certain country that came into being around that time... can't remember...

>>508509004
ONE LAST RUN BROS, LETS FUCKING GO

NOW LETS FOCUS ON EPSTEIN FILES AGAIN

Nn Negev Appreciators.

>>508508881
Cause it’s 00:08 and I’m in bed. I’ll make a photo I promise!
>>508508791
LINK OR ITS FAKE AND GAY

Did Israel purposefully launch one last strike on Iran knowing that there would be ceasefire?

This is so surreal

>>508508791
Mores lies from (((Trump))) and his jew masters

>>508508998
shitposting aside I echo this sentiment

>>508508966
yeah thats how you know it is BS, that is not how ceasefires work

BREAKING: Trump announces Israel-Iran ceasefire, war to officially end in 24 hours

President Donald Trump has announced that Israel and Iran have agreed to a complete and total ceasefire, set to begin in roughly six hours. The initial ceasefire, led by Iran, will last 12 hours, followed by a reciprocal ceasefire by Israel. If all goes as planned, Trump says the 12-day war will be officially declared over after 24 hours of mutual peace. He praised both nations for their "stamina, courage, and intelligence," and claimed the war "could have gone on for years."

Trump achieved peace in the Middle East lmao… what a time to be alive

Chudda wins again.
lmao

>>508508821
I'm not from the west. See flag, Iran threaten to close Straits of hormuz, Iran threatened the entire Asia because they caused so much innocent to die, from hamas, Hezbollah, houthis to all the shia muslims driving truck into crowds, knifing and beheading globally. We will hunt shia muslims, we must, it is the right thing to do.

>>508508791
>>508508823
>>508508827
>>508508830
unreal, this fucking guy man

>>508507421
>muslims say
Taqiyyah

>>508508791
I sense that he's lying.

>>508508317
Hoi4 is pretty easy to get into.
Every country had a focus tree you spend in game days on that once completed either buffs you or triggers events.
Link is polands for example which has A LOT of focuses that cripple Germany the USSR and the allied forces. If you do it right Poland can legitimately wage a three way war and kick the shit out of all three powers.
Outside of the smallest and most isolated island nations you can pant the world

https://hoi4.paradoxwikis.com/images/9/90/NF_tree_Poland.jpg

>>508508230
does your desk look like this? if not, then don't worry about it.

>>508509083
>a bloo bloo I'm a helpless babby
Just type "truth" in your address bar, it should already be there if you're not a nigger
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114734934153569653

>>508508198
A ceasefire with jews is the worst decision anyone could make. Traditionally, one has to refrain from ceasefires until all of the jews in a region are removed, and then pass laws prohibiting the further existence of jews in that region.

The initial strategy of attacking jews whenever America attacks was excellent, and should continue.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED WORLD WAR 3 WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

>>508508823
I am not sure if that's real but... that would just be akin to Trump rising his bottom way high to get pounded by Netanyeahu.

>>508509138
And he did it after he bombed iran. If he didn't bomb iran, it wouldnt have happened. Art of the deal

>>508505202 (OP)
Wow I can't believe Iran forced American and Israel to capitulate.
Iran Won.

>>508509141
shia muslism hardly do any terrorism at all it is 99% sunna

>>508509141
Those Muslims are Sunni Muslims who are allied with Israel.

GAY
>GAY
GAY
>GAY
GAY
>GAY
GAY
>GAY
GAY
>GAY

I’m so mad trump is always cucking the content why does he always cuck the content fucking faggot

This is CBT.

NEW BREAD:

>>508509203

>>508509203

>>508509203

>>508509203

>>508509203

This is the best possible scenario. Iran can continue to enrich uranium without intervention and Israel is forced to stop aggressing. US will not get involved, for now. Until Israel gets nuked 6 months from now.

>>508509212
>Just type "truth" in your address bar, it should already be there if you're not a nigger
this guy knows what's up

>>508508791
>"THE 12 DAY WAR"
like the 6 day war, just nothing happened

Good night sweet /pig/
See you another day

>>508509197
Wtf am I looking at o_0

>>508506109
Don't forget to fuck a hooker in the ass

>>508509302
shhhh... dont tell them.

>>508508998
agreed

>>508508791
I cant understand this rambling moron

Ceasefire for 12 hours? Or ceasefire in 12 hours? Except israel is starting their ceasefire 12 hours later?

What?

>>508509340
A stack of used heroin needles and empty heroin packets

>>508509124
It's amazing that Israel can start a war, unprovoked, get full support from the USA, Trump even bombs some targets that Israel can't reach, then Trump says Iran agrees to stop attacking Israel and Israel gets to keep attacking Iran.
We know Israel will violate the ceasefire, as they always do.

>>508508791
>Trump unironically shitposting like an hoi4 news event

>>508509197
bro wtf

>>508509486
I wanna see that irl

>>508509246
>>508509247
Nice try, I'm sure the Quran taught you taqiyya well. Your parasitic behavior will cease soon. Iran first.

>>508505202 (OP)
Trump missed the chance to call it the 14 days war, what a fag

>>508508791
TACOed out

>>508509486
heroin comes in packets now?

>>508508567
Iran was taking a very long time during negotiations. Iran refused civilian nuclear reactors, and stated that they needed enrichment capabilities. They stated they needed enrichment capabilities for national pride.

In a surprise post on Truth Social, US President Donald #Trump announced a ceasefire between Iran and the Israeli occupation.

"CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and #Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED!" Trump said in the post.

The post went on to explain that Iran will enter the #ceasefire upon the 12th hour, while "Israel" will enter the ceasefire on the 24th hour.

"On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR,” the US President added.

There have been no official statements made by either #Iranian or Israeli authorities on the matter.

>>508508036
That's hot as fuck

>>508508791
>The art of the deal