migatard moment
he's literally just throwing anything at the wall and hoping it sticks

>Announces a ceasefire without either of the parties consenting
Jfc, what a nigger

>>508510701 (OP)
his remaining dicksuckers will believe anything he says so its really meant to shore up his braindead die hards

they should just look at the sky, the ceasefire is coming

Dimentia Don strikes again

He is dangerous
It is not good to have someone like this in total control. The only check against him is congress impeaching him, and they are mostly his cronies.

does trump think he’s a leader of hebrews? A Baal? He signs and sells bibles- he thinks he’s holy. He’s had Scottish rite Freemasons teach him the ways of how to worship yourself like a hebrew .
>https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/10/donald-trump-2016-norman-vincent-peale-213220

>>508511002
Not even his vice president knew of the strikes on iran until the moment they were launching. Jd said as much, and that trump hides most things from him.
Who is trump bouncing off of? Who is giving him strategy. No one, he is an old man with nothing to lose

>>508510701 (OP)
Has a decent chance of working, desu

>>508511257
James Bowman is also lying out of his ass, you dumb goy
>>508511371
Iran would have to be monumentally retarded to settle for an israel restocking ceasefire

>>508510701 (OP)

LOCK HIM UP

>>508510701 (OP)
There will be a ceasefire and this will all be over and forgotten because nothing ever happens

>>508510701 (OP)
is it possible that he wanted to make them stop but they wouldn't listen and then tried to force their hand with a unilateral declaration ? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>508511257
That was a lie so that if the thing blew up into a regional war and the migatards spat the dummy, Vance could still run for president in 2028 and point back to that and say he didn't know and wasn't in support of any of it

>>508510701 (OP)
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

miss me yet, cornpop?

>>508511919
israel needs to be restocked is what's happening
50% failure rates with interceptions

>>508510701 (OP)
It was me, I declared the ceasefire

>>508510701 (OP)
We've learned unnamed Iranian sources bullshit more than CNN.

nothing ever happens chuds... our response?

>>508510701 (OP)
TKD

Ah yes, unnamed "Iranian sources" as communicated via twitter.

>>508511257
well when Biden was steward, it was the Blinken running things. Now it's probably Susan Wiles and Miriam Adelson.

>>508510701 (OP)
It really needs to go in the history books, this is the first time a US president tried to bluff a ceasefire into existence.

>make up a ceasefire in your head
>other party refuses to go along with it
>claim that the other party is breaking the ceasefire that they didn't agree to and use that as justification to bomb them harder

>>508510701 (OP)
i wouldn't be surprised if people in the iranian government don't have any idea what the others are doing :D

So...this is the power of 4D chess

>>508511473
as if iran is a position to choose here. either they take the offer or get bombed to dust

>>508512684
yes if they take the "offer" they get bombed to dust harder

>>508510834
>Announces a ceasefire without either of the parties consenting
Extremely sigma move

>>508513121
it's just another israeli plot you dumb retard
truly goyim are absolute subhumans that deserve to die for jews
HOW THE FUCK do you keep falling for it over and over again?

He's sundowning, somebody should take his phone

I never thought the purple-haired trannies would be correct about Trump being clinically insane. It's like some dark force took his soul and hollowed it out like a Jack-o lantern, and now he's completely babbling like some broken parrot.

>>508512923
as if they have any means to keep fighting. absolutely pathetic how all their air defense was btfo so easily and how they responded only with a couple missiles instead of a proper military invasion

>>508513424
>Some dark force
They're called jews

>>508513253
Bro look at yourself
>CNN
>UNAMED
>OFFICAL
>SENIOR
Appeal to authority to make you believe it and you feel for it hook line and sinker
Sorry kike but no war for you

>>508510701 (OP)
It's yet another lazy psyop and I don't understand why retards here fall for it all the time.
Niggers here used to be smarter than this.
Trump is pretending that a ceasefire deal was reached so in 12 hours from now he can claim Iran violated it and we must now draft every muttburger to defend Israel.

>>508510701 (OP)
I always cringed at the libtards with their
>Omg Trump is embarrassing us!
Shtick, but this time I get it. This is fucking humiliating to be an American right now. I'm so fucking embarrassed that I ever supported him back in 2016. I fought for him back in highschool, I lost friends over him. Now I feel like a fucking retard. This is just great. Fuck this country, fuck it's women, fuck it's government, fuck it's poisonous food, it flouridated water, and most of all, fuck every single tunnel dwelling kike that ever drew a breath. And fuck whoevers making me have to go back and change "like" to "kike" because it keeps trying to autocorrect it to something else.

>>508513121
Kek it is actually

>>508510701 (OP)
who is the senior Iranian official?

>>508513545
I know, but I like to think it's their true evil god who performed the deed on Trump, in an Anti-Christ fashion. Whether there's Satan, the Devil, whatever his real name is I don't know.

>>508510701 (OP)
>source: twitter screencap

Kek /pol/ really is brown, they think Mudslimes are more credible and trustworthy than the God Emperor of the White Race

>>508510701 (OP)
>CNN
kek

Frog of war!
What kind of war....well!

>>508513923
Just another of their "anonymous sources"...

>>508512156
nice try Jill

>>508510701 (OP)
Send him a small boy and some lube and he’ll be happy

>>508514645
>kek
have you seen any official announcement from Israel or Iran? they announced strikes minutes before Trump announced the ceasefire

What a mess he is.

Iran just admitted Quatar negotiated the peace for them. Shitskins seethe again.

>>508514841
Yes. Iran just announced that Quatar settled it through negotiating for them.

>>508515142
>shitskins seething that iran is still alive and survived two weeks of israel + the US bombing them
K

>>508515217
>Iran just announced that Quatar settled it through negotiating for them
that's not how this war works
Iran's been calling for a ceasefire since the war started
unless Israel agrees (you know, the guys that started the war), that means nothing

>>508515217
this came in minutes ago, and I'll believe it when i see it on the reuters site :P

>>508515504
ok so in a few minutes to hours you will be able to confirm it. Fucking retards lmao

>>508515324
>survived
Is that what you call just happened to Iran? Kek

>>508515766
yes considering that netanyahu's plan this entire time was to get the US to destroy iran's nuclear program completely and overthrow the ayatollah, iran did more than survive.

Bibi isn't done bombing until he says he's done. He's just ignoring anything Trump says and continuing to harass Iran to retaliate. Poor guy really doesn't want to deal with those corruption charges.

>>508510834
Miggers really are the dumbest Americans.

>>508510701 (OP)
>unnamed
>told CNN
Kek let me know when you have something real

>>508516285
Except its true you pathetic leftist faggot

>>508510701 (OP)
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING. WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU. AAAAAAAAAA

>>508510834
>>508513121
The point is to trick Americans into thinking Iranians counterattacking at all gives us a cause for further attacks on them.

>>508517111
don't get too excited chuddie