https://www.pap.pl/en/news/assassination-attempt-zelensky-foiled-poland

Discuss.

Nobody cares. If he wants attention maybe he should kill himself or something.

>>508536407 (OP)
>LOOK AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ISRAEL LOOK AT ME THEY TRIED TO KILL ME
>shows no evidence
>trust me bro
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

oh no

>>508536407 (OP)
In an Age of nothings ever happenning even Franz Ferdinand would still be alive.

>>508536612
This

Who?

>>508536407 (OP)
>Ukraine's Security Service (SBU) chief said on Monday
it's fucking 9000% fake, fuck you for posting this complete nonsense

This fucker flies above me in a helicopter every day, and I often think about getting a Stinger launcher.

>>508536886
Why would the ukrainian security service lie, anon?

Zelensky himself claims to have survived more than fifteen assassination attempts.

>>508536978
>and I often think about getting a Stinger launcher.
Today I learned you can just get a stinger in ukraine.

>>508536407 (OP)
After wearing his pants backwards, I lost the very prospect of ever being able to respect him even one tiny scintilla.
I’ve gone over it in my mind. There’s only a couple ways this is even possible; and both possibilities suggest either sever cognitive issues or extreme moral turpitude.

>>508537045
He's literally been gassed 10 times. This isn't funny.

>>508537045
>>508536407 (OP)
>>508536724
>>508536886

Well he IS the guy that stopped russia's invasion and stands between them and complete destruction of Ukraine and Ukrainian people. So yeah, I believe pootin tried to get rid of him 10 times. I'm sure he tries every single day but it fails thanks to Ukraine's security service and western intel. Why wouldn't he? Zelenskyy cucks and humiliates him every single day since the "2 day special military operation" ended up longer than 2 days (kek).

>>508537374
good morning nafotranny

>>508537374
He's practically a Jewish superhero

>>508537045
because they're one of the central figures in the ukroid gibs pipeline, if the security service is exaggerating every mosquito bite as an assassination attempt there will be more and more handouts to the connected bureaucrats that the people they pretend to represent are going to be stuck paying off for decades if not century+

>>508536407 (OP)
Is Zelensky the Niel Druckman of world leader?

>>508536407 (OP)
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME...
*coffee too hot*
THEY TRIED TO KILL ME!

>>508536407 (OP)
lol
who even

>>508536407 (OP)
Poland is fucked. Here comes the communism. Leave now, no joke.

>>508536407 (OP)
He’s the reason I am not rooting for Jewkraine.

>>508536407 (OP)
if he died who would be the next dude ziggers unrelentlessly seethe everyday about?

>>508537448
>good morning
Hi Ivan. Here in North America it's actually evening. Consult the time zone chart before shilling or you'll never make your 10 rubles ($0.0001) per post.
>>508537477
He is Ukrainian. There are Jewish Ukrainians, Muslim Ukrainians, Catholic Ukrainians, etc.

>>508536978
I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.

But if Zelensky were near me in real life. If this piece of shit were near me in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, every hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house this creature for the sole intent of raping and until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more succesful as a person, even. An job, anything that may wound my prife or tire me, stress me out - these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving this singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine, no doubt. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my cock and its ability to rape this dictator until he says 'thank you'.

You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine God gave you a list, a duty, a purpose. Imagine he gave you just one directive. A difficulty one, but completely accomplishable. Imagine God told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation, all you had to do was this one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such purpose? An arrow loosened from a bow? A bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one rapeful goal.

My heaven, my salvation, lies in the abduction and interminable violation of Zelensky. Thank goodness he would never step in my favela, then, for the monster that I would become. For the acts I'd do to save the lives of ukrainians. For the truth that I would make manifest.

>>508537710
Damn right diversity is Ukraines strength. He's more Ukrainian than the Ukrainians.

>>508536978
Do men have to hide inside all their time to avoid being kidnapped by recruiters ?
2) how come i see daily reels and stories from kiev with big parties, events, concerts and thousands of people partying as if nothing happened ?
3)what will happen when that dwarf dictator dies ?

>>508536407 (OP)
>ZELENSKY ALMOST ASSASSINATED
Imagine being this desperate for attention, lol lmao

>>508536774
>>508536774
but then there would be no wars

>>508536407 (OP)
He was supposed to get clipped in Paris in March when he visited his bestie Macron
t. insider

>>508538017
>how come i see daily reels and stories from kiev with big parties, events, concerts and thousands of people partying as if nothing happened ?
Because you fell for the fake russian "vanning" videos. It was already proven that a lot of those were filmed in russia because the streets are clearly visible.

>>508536774
things used to legit happen when jews didnt have full control of the world
>because jews were behind most of them

>>508538124
But his kabbalah senses tipped him off

>>508536407 (OP)
>almost
shame

>>508538124
I think the USA will just get tired of him at one point and get some "russian agent" to put a hole in Zelensky. He overstayed his welcome long ago.

>>508537477
>>508537448
If Zion don, the world greatest jewish cocksucker hates him then I doubt he is israeli controlled.

>>508537045
in a row?

>>508538188
I am talking about videos from ukrainians i literally know you stupid nigger

Son of George Soros: Zelensky?

>Compare their facial features.

>>508537710
Polish Ukrainians

>>508538188
Can you post some that were definitely filmed in Russia so we can alert the redditors?

>>508538319
Trump hates a lot of people that are also Israeli controlled. Jews play every side.

>>508536407 (OP)
>almost
Damn it!

>>508538485
Regarding comfy life in kiewwvjv
I dont ask them nothing...once in a while they all post the same news feed screencap about a building with 2 destroyed windows or so and keep posting travel, restaurant, evrnts, clubbing pictures.
I once got into politics with one chick and she was mad as hell = no more pussy, no more cook&cleaning.
It's all about their feelings. Let them post their fuck russia stories gor their ego and fuck them on the weekends

>>508536407 (OP)
>Later on Monday, Polish President Andrzej Duda affirmed that "no assassination attempt occurred,"
Lying little faggot Zel.

>>508539741
It happened in his mind goy

>>508536407 (OP)
>mfw
SOON

>>508536407 (OP)
This kike is so toxic that the NPC leftists are pretending they never knew who he was.

>>508540053
I seen this nigga in my dream fr

>>508537541
>Both Jewish
>Both would kill millions of white men for the faggot world order
>Both think they are God's gift to humanity while making things worse
The real question have you ever seen both of them in the same room?

>>508536407 (OP)
3's a charm.
Stomp &snuff that litte cunt hobbit.

>>508537374
Zelensky is a puppet no different to Trump. How would getting rid of Zelensky end the war? If anything, an assassination would embolden Ukraine and their allies, no different to if Trump got assassinated.

>>508540569
I agree, the sooner that Putin is made a good kike, the sooner the white race can recover. I don't know what Budanov's waiting for. Assassinate Putin as soon as possible

>>508536724

>>508536724
jews jewing jews
tale as old as time