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You're walking down the street when this man suddenly he approaches you.

He says you look like a strong and smart individual with a lot of potential.

How do you respond?
Anonymous (ID: hRR5N3jQ) United States No.508541640 >>508545701 >>508545734 >>508545750 >>508546114 >>508549417
>>508541574 (OP)
I’m not dying for Israel
Anonymous (ID: 7CD1h8VF) United States No.508541781
>>508541574 (OP)
>How do you respond?
Sigh
Unzip pants
Tell him he has to pay before sucking.
Anonymous (ID: QVEUs+Ja) United States No.508541837
I already work at autozone dude
Anonymous (ID: 8T/d8tru) United States No.508541855
>>508541574 (OP)
I would say thanks and that I’m not his type
Anonymous (ID: IhB9MWak) United States No.508541915
>>508541574 (OP)
>Do you know where the Air Force recruiters are?
Anonymous (ID: W9IFV3jR) New Zealand No.508541962
>>508541574 (OP)
These psyops are to make it normal for Americans to be conscripted?
Anonymous (ID: n1J+E07a) United States No.508541969
>>508541574 (OP)
The faggot it at work and I am not.
I keep walking.
Anonymous (ID: dHhrya+Z) United States No.508541981
>>508541574 (OP)
You're a liar I'm old fat and stupid
Anonymous (ID: VYlEfIYB) United States No.508541995
>>508541574 (OP)
Work on your syntax, at least try to hide being a 75 IQ brown.
Anonymous (ID: QnseKMWZ) Canada No.508542044
>>508541574 (OP)
>he approaches you.
He won't, I am bigger than him.
Anonymous (ID: 60SiREtK) United States No.508542050 >>508549380
>>508541574 (OP)
I got a 99 on my asvab so I test out of the Marines. Where's the chair force recruiter?
Anonymous (ID: Rv31c3G5) United States No.508542181 >>508543214
>>508541574 (OP)
Is that pizza place any good?
Anonymous (ID: 3p0b6Pgj) Sweden No.508542272
>>508541574 (OP)
>how many iraqis did you kill for those medals?
Anonymous (ID: SH402+NQ) United States No.508542446
>>508541574 (OP)
>How do you respond?

"Dude, I'm 46. Just leave me the hell alone."
Anonymous (ID: RcIwDMbv) Germany No.508542721
>>508541574 (OP)
I report that faggot to the police for sexual harassment.
Anonymous (ID: Kcdz1gUA) United States No.508542859
>>508541574 (OP)
"Jews are the children of Satan."
Anonymous (ID: TeVkKKja) United States No.508543023
>>508541574 (OP)
I do not wind to wind up like this dip shit Polish turd.
Anonymous (ID: sc+Oj3NZ) United States No.508543031 >>508550307
>>508541574 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away.
Anonymous (ID: sc+Oj3NZ) United States No.508543214 >>508553606
>>508542181
Sar, most autentic Italian pizza! We have all favorite of Italy! Chicken paneer pizza! Curry pizza! All halal certified sar just like in the italian
Anonymous (ID: V1znaMIo) Kazakhstan No.508543500
What's his bidness? What's my cut?
Birb (ID: Bm3VIv38) United States No.508543708 >>508554986
>>508541574 (OP)
>recruiting center in a fucking stripmall
Anonymous (ID: iDT8vXsS) United States No.508543734
No habla
Anonymous (ID: bKf3+fri) Romania No.508543809
>>508541574 (OP)
If I have a lot of potential, why would I join the armed forces?
Anonymous (ID: c+bTkc/H) United States No.508543959
>>508541574 (OP)
i don't have any spare change
Anonymous (ID: N/N1WiqY) United States No.508543972
>>508541574 (OP)
I politely end the contact ASAP and let him get on with the rest of his day. The poor guy is just doing his job and it's not his fault the CiC is a criminally irresponsible mercenary.
Anonymous (ID: /PVSYGpJ) United States No.508544335
Whip out my dick and piss on him. Now I am a registered sex offender and can't serve.
Anonymous (ID: 8huLX2LC) Hungary No.508544367
>>508541574 (OP)
"Go to grindr you fucking bum"
Anonymous (ID: Z6A50K9l) United States No.508544480
>>508541574 (OP)
I don't talk to strangers
Anonymous (ID: U4ukAC7x) Singapore No.508544973
>>508541574 (OP)
Fuck off cunt
Anonymous (ID: nC2v2Y2S) United States No.508545104
>>508541574 (OP)
>He says you look like a strong and smart individual with a lot of potential.
heh funny joke. Welp cya later.
Anonymous (ID: 7NKhoq18) United States No.508545134
>>508541574 (OP)
>He says you look like a strong and smart individual with a lot of potential.
>How do you respond?

Golllllleeeeee!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: GsYn6AOK) United States No.508545494
>>508541574 (OP)
>be strip mall
>shitskins shopping and shitskins working in stores
>armed forces recruiter is literally racist to shitskins by occupying prime shitskin shopping center real estate
>recruiter says youre racist for not wanting to serve israel
>or raise a mulatto kid for jamal
Anonymous (ID: oJ2u3cjM) United States No.508545587
>>508541574 (OP)
RE-3
Anonymous (ID: vIWvnXzZ) United States No.508545630
>>508541574 (OP)
Call him a traitor and a disgusting failure and walk away.
Anonymous (ID: TeVkKKja) United States No.508545645
>>508541574 (OP)
Belle Vernon, PA
Anonymous (ID: n22+1lUy) Denmark No.508545685
>>508541574 (OP)
Sorry I don't have any cash on me. Maybe you could apply for a real job?
Anonymous (ID: +LrWMmo5) United States No.508545701
>>508541574 (OP)
>>508541640
Anonymous (ID: /0yu1MBN) No.508545734
>>508541574 (OP)
>you look like a strong and smart individual with a lot of potential
thx, got any daughters or sisters to enjoy my smartness and strongness?

>>508541640
correction:i m not dying for any bitches who dont give me pussy
Anonymous (ID: tMclxFx6) United States No.508545750
>>508541640
fpbp /thread
Anonymous (ID: vTf8Fm9r) Sweden No.508545902
>>508541574 (OP)
"I hate kikes"
Anonymous (ID: KMifA3ls) United States No.508546075
>>508541574 (OP)
Like I keep saying, drop to my knees and suck his cock and promise to suck every cock I get in front of once I'm drafted.

>But I'm gonna be really happy sucking this hotties cock....
Anonymous (ID: nbkCN/EU) United States No.508546114
>>508541640
Fpbp
Anonymous (ID: dVRtmi1K) United States No.508548314
>>508541574 (OP)
ask him where his car is at, then call him a boot
Anonymous (ID: exHIJMiU) United States No.508548493
I get on my knees and say SIR YES SIR!!!! and ask him if he wants to do some chain pushups with me
Anonymous (ID: 34eeQB3l) United States No.508549380
>>508541574 (OP)
Tell him I'm 38 and don't have a degree. Not much either of us can do about that.

>>508542050
I got a 97 during early GWOT and the Army offered me a warrant officer helo pilot program. Wish I'd taken it now, still want to fly and school is expensive as fuck, but my parents, who'd been anti-nam hippies, bullied and gaslit me out of doing it and made me go to a useless scam art college that I ended up dropping out of instead.
Anonymous (ID: M4DWH/Lu) Belgium No.508549417
>>508541640
fpbp
Anonymous (ID: 0RBpdBf9) United States No.508549594
>>508541574 (OP)
Sun soaked strip malls makes me sad for whatever reason. I'm really glad I don't live in the suburbs anymore.
Anonymous (ID: 6MBSoWOA) United States No.508550211
>Sign me up. When do we start killing kikes?
Anonymous (ID: 70gf/ZLa) New Zealand No.508550307
>>508543031
Took 18 posts. Sloppy job /pol/
Anonymous (ID: gzBQ3+KZ) United States No.508550329
>>508541574 (OP)
Tell him im 31 and obese and have mental issues revolving around women and niggers
Anonymous (ID: XJrBy51d) United States No.508550545
>>508541574 (OP)
Probably say something casual to deflect the situation, like "TOTAL KIKE DEATH"
Anonymous (ID: mq4/s4Qa) United States No.508550629
>>508541574 (OP)
>smart
>marine
pick one
Anonymous (ID: tgShc3Dz) United States No.508550652
>>508541574 (OP)
They dont do that. Recruiting center over by Walmart. Its a massive white dude that drives a Jeep Rubicon on 37 inch Gladiators. Hes well groomed and sits in the air conditioning. Probably chatting on some stupid gun forum
Anonymous (ID: v3LoMzx7) United States No.508550728
>>508541574 (OP)
>in a strip mall
sorry I donated to the salvation army already at christmas.
Anonymous (ID: CyFygu9c) United States No.508550751
>>508541574 (OP)
You don't owe anybody words. You don't owe anybody faces. You don't owe anybody time. Just continue.

If followed, say "leave me alone, you're bothering me."
Anonymous (ID: rUqyvUl7) Canada No.508550804
>>508541574 (OP)
I already joined the marines and got out in 2014. so if say fuck off
Anonymous (ID: sMU1Rvj9) United States No.508550988
>>508541574 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: HBPlOUWB) United States No.508551078
>>508541574 (OP)
already did my tour, gunny. keep it moving.
Anonymous (ID: skEX62NE) No.508551154
I notice him from the distance
I slip my hand into my pants and rummage through my unwiped butt
I firmly shake his hand tell him what a good job he is doing
As Im going my way, I yell to him from a distance, SMELL YOUR HAND!!
Anonymous (ID: L3vZ5nDg) Finland No.508551292
>>508541574 (OP)
You're an extremely poor judge of character.
Anonymous (ID: vitFOS4i) Chile No.508551473
>>508541574 (OP)
i do not speak golem seΓ±or
Anonymous (ID: dXPLZWUh) Portugal No.508551923
>>508541574 (OP)
"You don't"
Anonymous (ID: awVhiG5V) No.508552010
>>508541574 (OP)
Fuck off, jarhead. Already did my time.
Anonymous (ID: 4AfZJ6M/) United Kingdom No.508552689
>>508541574 (OP)

tell him to fuck off and die for Israel, to put his money where his mouth is.
Anonymous (ID: Jtcgx75O) United States No.508553009
Anonymous (ID: DA2cW9NC) Canada No.508553606
>>508543214
KEK

My buddies and I joke that pizza grease from those places is the armpit sweat from the jeets working in the back
Anonymous (ID: 002vqRCl) United States No.508553694
>>508541574 (OP)
>you look like a strong and smart individual with a lot of potential
"Which is why I'm staying as far from the military as I can."
Anonymous (ID: ozFWdSrj) United States No.508554986
>>508543708
There was one set up next to a Gamestop near where i lived