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>Iranian official confirms to Reuters: We agreed to a ceasefire brokered by the US and Qatar
>Trump announces ceasefire to start in 6 hours
>Iranian response is over
>Axios reports from sources: 6 missiles were fired at Qatar, one missile was fired at Iraq
>Iranian response has started
>Qatar announced the closure of its airspace
>Iran threatens to close the strait of Hormuz
>Trump says America destroyed Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan nuclear sites
>B2 are allegedly en route to Iran
>Trump to convene National Security Council at the White House at 18:00PM
>Iran reports 639 dead since the beginning of hostilities
>Iran Foreign Minister: Iran ready to consider diplomacy once Israeli attacks stop
>Israel expects a U.S. decision on joining Iran war within 24-48 hours - TOI
>Israeli Defense Minister Katz says "Khamenei cannot continue to live"
>Israeli army orders increased intensity of attacks on strategic targets in Iran
>IDF says Iran used missile with multiple warheads
>Iranian ballistic missiles damage Tel Aviv stock exchange and Soroka military hospital in Beersheba
>Israeli Air Force struck the Arak Heavy Water Reactor complex in central Iran
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He dies today.

Jews are hiding in their bunkers, now this is a Jew-free zone.

post yfw dead kikes

Jews aren't going to just take an L tho a big gracefully. I bet they'll break the ceasefire just like they did in Gaza as soon as they're back on their feet.

I hope Iran doesn't let their guard down.

Two more weeks until Iran runs out of missiles

DEAD KIKES

So, whichever rockets fall into the other country during the first second that the ceasefire is in effect, will be held accountable for breaking the ceasefire, correct?

15 MINUTES TILL CEASEFIRE FOR REALZIES THIS TIME

17 MINS BEFORE WORLD PEACE

MOSTLY PEACEFUL BOMBING

>>508541575 (OP)
Netanyahu Banan is the most overt and homosexual shit I have seen since Putin Banan.

2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL CEASEFIRE

>volleymaxxing just before the "ceasefire"
kek

>>508541575 (OP)
NIGGER

nothing ever happens

Israeli media: Explosions heard in Tel Aviv and central Palestine

>>508541658
not me btw

>>508541618
Israel wants him dead

BREAKING
I just bought an energy drink from the supermarket

>>508541741
INCLUDING CEASEFIRES

will it happen?

Pre alert I'm going to sleep

my kot just climbed on my bed
she wants to see the dead kikes

Are these the high end missiles or the shit ones from 20 years ago?

So whats next for Iran?
Buy some competent air defense from China?

>>508541730
>The building was apparently hit while many were still in their beds sleeping
It's over

DIGITS AND TOTAL TKD IS ACHIEVED

WHERE ARE THE ISRAELI POSTERS AND THE MEMEFLAGS, ANONS?

>>508541665
Israel is legitimately running low on interceptors, and you can't just replace them like artillery shells.

>>508541715
his circumcised banan is a nice touch

Kikebros, if you can see this, rip a nasty fart and turn your bomb shelter into a gas chamber.

how does Blumpie respond to this?

>what the world
>Needs now
>Is love
>Sweet love
>It's the thing
>That there's just...
>...too little of

israel has been suppressing their casualties during the active phase to appear stronger than they are.

now they're telling you the truth to appear weak and the victim of it all.

their real casualties will be in the 100s-1000s.

>>508541784
with all that's happening and could happen, what the fuck do you mean by "it"?

its literally another shoa and you are laughing

How did israel fail so hard? They started this war with a sneak attack but ended it humiliated

>>508541784
No because nothing ever happens

>>508541755
OOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>508541728
>sneedfire

>The Unconditional Surrender policy was a doctrine announced by President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the Casablanca Conference in January 1943, declaring that the Allies would accept nothing less than the complete surrender of Germany, Japan, and Italy in World War II.


>TRUMP: Unconditional Surrender

1week later
>TRUMP: CEASEFIRE NOOOOOOOOOOW PLEASE IRAN PLEASE I BEG YOU

>1hour ago: atleast 6 zionists killed and dozens injured
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A CLOWN

>>508541575 (OP)
12 MINUTES

>>508541814
bow to the real power of the middle east, israel

>>508541773
You really like that picture, don't you?!

IRAN AIR DEFENSE ACTIVATED

I SAY AMERICAN BOOTS ON THE GROUND BY NOVEMBER

Coup status?

YES YES GET WHAT YOU DESERVE FUCKING KIKES

>>508541847
6 gorillion

>>508541836
Kino

khamenei's dead

I wish we could see footage of military installations and economic/energy infrastructure being hit instead of random apartments, but TKD is kino too ngl.

>>508541863
You know. It.

>>508541864
I wish

What is he thinking right now?

they're saying the alarms didn't turn on

>>508541895
I think Pahlavi making his speech was hilarious if it just ends in a ceasefire

>>508541895
i think the death toll is 13 now

>>508541968
is that how many palestinian children were killed in israel's strikes on iran

>>508541836
another schizopost on truth social

God I hope this cease-fire fails. I am so FUCKING BORED of nothing-burgers. Trump should send boots on the ground RIGHT NOW to secure the WMD's in Irans possession and kick off another round of Middle East KINO.

>>508541911
Yes, but stop stalking me anon

>>508542005
It’s past his bedtime

>based khamenei still in power
Satanyahu lost.

>>508541990
Mojtaba choked him to death

>>508541575 (OP)
TEN MINUTES

>>508541823

> his circumcised banan is a nice touch
HEY, U DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT OKAY
A CUT DICK IS MORE HYGENIC AND LESS SUSCEPTIBLE TO STDS
AND SEX LASTS LONGER
READ A BOOK BEFORE SAYING IGNORANT STUFF LIKE THAT

>>508542005
GOD BLESS YOU BOTH

>>508541895
Anything that leads to some extra dead jews is a plus.

>>508542005
We couldn’t have made today’s “deal” without the talent and courage of our great B-2 pilots, and all of those associated with that operation. In a certain and very ironic way, that perfect “hit,” late in the evening, brought everyone together, and the deal was made!!

>>508542039
Kek

More

MOAR!!!!

>>508542005
>I wonder how much money AIPAC will give me if I put American boots on the ground

>Trump posturing as le peace to strength chad
>now looks like a weak impotent clown
America just let the sand people fight each other

>>508541814
That and rebuilding a ton of their shit that was destroyed, vetting new replacements for the IRGC as well as new nuclear scientists, and working overtime with those new scientists on finishing their A-bomb.

>>508542005
Lololololololol

do we have a skyline city stream?

WATCH: Moment of the direct impact of the Iranian ballistic missile in Be'er Shebaa

Israel has no AD

>>508541728
Based. This is what Israel did to Lebanon. Iran taking a page out of Israel's book is kino.

>>508541928
2 MORE WEEKS AND REGIME FALLS

>>508541575 (OP)
NEW POST

>>508541968
you know it's true. israel lies just as much as india, but they do it more smartly.

israel will now play the innocent victim of iranian aggression for the war they started.

you're all narcissists.

>>508542085
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

FIRE MORE TOTAL TKD GOOOOO

>>508542147
that fucker is FAST

>made it through almost two weeks of nonstop assassinations
unstoppable menace

>>508541618
>cum qatars
smexxy

>>508542155
Tel Aviv? I thought this was Beirut

It was stupid to announce ceasefire without condition of who will stop when, because 1. Israel stopped firing at 4 Iranian time. 2. The launchers were not threatened due to lack of Israeli airplanes in Iranian skies 3. Iran launches best missiles at will 4. Sirens ring, but people did not move to shelters with same urgency suspecting these are just symbolic attacks by Iran

Now all these are causing a mass casualty even with death rate rising at the moment. All because of Trump.

>>508541814
>Buy some competent air defense from China?
Takes too long. Their only choice is to rush for nukes and demonstrate it asfast as possible.

>>508541575 (OP)
00:00:00
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IN
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TEL
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AVIV
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00:00:00

>>508542118
>America just let the sand people fight each other
Yes, same as the eastern eurotards

I'm legit going to be depressed if they stop firing in 9 mins

we need this

>>508541819
At the bomb shelter, rest assured they will soon return to keep posting BBC and sissy hypnosis content

>>508542118
>America just let the sand people fight each other
No. We need to show the world who is daddy. mobilization now.

So what happens when the buzzer runs out? Do they add up the score to see who won?

Sometimes the bad guys get their shit pushed in.

>>508542147
Fuck that's brutal

>>508542179
>"deal"
>"hit"
what did he mean by this?

Shihab correspondent:

The speed of the Iranian missiles that are destroying the entity is abnormal.

>Pre alert
HAHAHAHA

>>508542147
I personally now some jews that live there. Hope they dies

>PRE ALERTS
PRE ALERTS
>PRE ALERTS
PRE ALERTS
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PRE ALERTS
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PREALERTS

SNEAKING IN A FEW MORE MISSILES LMAO

>>508541909
>Cope

>MORE ALERTS
Kek why didn't they do this shit when they were actually "in a war"?

>>508542147

Damn, one hell of a way to put a cherry on the kino before it ends (if it does)

>>508542179
Kek wtf is he saying?

the final volley pre-ceasefire (they will land once the ceasefire has started so israel will claim iran violated ceasefire)

>IT CONTINUES
BASED IRAN

Hebrew sources:

Finding survivors under the rubble..

>>508542005
too busy enjoying his cocaine and hookers

>>508541618
THE PINK FLAG OF KEKOLDRY HAS BEEN FLOWN

>>508542179
what
>>508541715
banan is funny tho

>>508542179
>mfw he didn't thank me for my attention

>>508542179
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We couldn't have made today's deal without you guys
>DRUMPFFFFF BOMB IRAN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
have a wonderful night everyone

PRE
R
E

MISSILE PRE-ALERT HOLY SHIT

>>508542179
This is more than cope, this is mental illness. Is he not being briefed on what's happening?

>>508542186
>Your entire worldview
Kek

>>508542239
Both sides claim they won, everyone claps.

Iran is just trying to annoy them now at this point.

>>508542179
>He's still trying to convince everyone it wasn't a retarded and failed gamble that didn't accomplish anything
Top kek

>>508542179
this nigga is actually fucking insane, I can't believe I'm reading this shit while Israel is getting bombarded

>>508542187
wtf

What is he thinking right now?

Ceasefire test barrage? I'd say if it is then kike bibi will get a lot of pressure for this, kike regime change? He got it delayed a bunch of times now.
>>508542147
Damage is kinda okay but building is done.

>>508541990
>khamenei's dead
Zero doubt this dude is toast, these barrages are a butter-up for the final announcement. Probably why Israel agreed to eat some missiles.

More missiles

>>508542179
someone get this senile orange nigger out of here

For some reason this is making me sad I think it’s because Iran got their shit pushed in every night and barely even did anything and then they act tough right at the end. It’s so dishonorable

THE FLAG OF CEASEFIRE HAS NOT BEEN RAISED

>>508542322
Ceasefire hasn't started yet.

>>508541990
His spirit will rise from the grave

>>508542261
>heh... thank me later, kiddo

>>508542179
i have orange biden fatigue

>>508541819

Real jews are here in force rn.
Getting that OCT 7th feel.
and i hope I'm wrong.

If your name is Matt, Jim, Bob

Go to sleep.

>>508542348
ohhh banana

>>508542322
The two sides agreed to this retard, theyre lobbing on last round of bombs at each other before theyre put in timeout.

>>508542147
notice the birds could sense it was coming

>>508542147
>wake up day of ceasefire
>sun is shining, coffee brewing
>we finally made i.......ACK

AND MORE MISSILES

>>508542348
>Amerika!Halp!Iran took my banan!

>>508542147
that's around mach 4-5 terminal
definitely a hypersonic

Oh Iran BABY you're spoiling us!

>>508542187

> I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

Yeah, but I actually was circumcised at birth. And yes, it can make sex feel more numb if combined with a constant habit of masturbation

>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES

>>508542379
>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL

now that THE 12 DAY WAR is over.. what was the point? to humiliate Iran on the world stage?

>>508542340
this isn't just annoying. People literally died in Bersheeba just a few minutes ago who didn't have to die if Iran had followed the ceasefire.

>>508541864
OF COURSE sefardí. Kikes are dying and NO ONE CARES

Iran is being too fucking based

Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts
@officialrnintel
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28s
- More launches from Iran.

>>508542348
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE

HAIFA

>>508542445
there's 5 minutes left thoughever

>>508542348
>All that money I made from corruption has been wasted on canceling my son's wedding a hundred times

if nuke the screen goes white

>>508542214
sneak attacks are a bitch, huh? this is a tiny taste of some bitter, bitter karma

>>508542105
That's what he's dreaming about

>>508542118
If that was the case, then Israshill wouldn't survive a single day
>Captcha GR0Y

>>508542381
shut up kike and just admit ur sad israel is getting smashed

5 minutes till the ceasefire...

IRAN I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>508542479
>over?

>>508541575 (OP)
FIVE MINUTES

>>508542179
>orange retard's thoughts

Iran of course understands you can't negotiate with kikes or mutts. You should only kill them. I consider anything they say that goes against tkd and tmd to be a deception

holy kek still firing missiles five minutes before the ceasefire

Still what? 10 minutes for actual ceasefire time? 16 minutes to kike tunnel with the best hypersonics.Gonna be quiet soon now.

>>508542484
You mean the ceasefire that hasn't started? They violated nothing. Also, dying is pretty annoying.

5 MINUTES UNTIL THE SNEEDFIRE

I thought the IAF crippled their launching capabilities? How are they launching so quickly?

THE CEASEFIRE STARTS IN 5 MINUTES

>>508542460
you would be hard-pressed to find a ballistic missile that isn't going mach 5 by the time it hits the target

4 MINUTES TILL PEACE
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Mfw America gets in to another war it can't win.

>>508542381
I wouldn’t even call it dishonorable. It’s a legitimately dumb gamble so the regime can flex to its people at the risk of provoking a big ass retaliation.
Either they pussy footed with strikes until now
Or they are exhausting a lot of rockets they might end up needing to do this.

>>508542324
i know all about the lies and schemes of the manipulators, and jews are manipulators the ethnic group.

you lie to get what you want. you lie to appear in a certain way.

Fifth wave incoming from iran about 7 minutes before the ceasefire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY PRESIDENT

>>508542496
They allow the kill of the brown kikes without remorse.

shameful

>>508542214
Zion don
More like
Lying don

>>508542473
fair enough, there was a guy sperging about it last week

>>508542379
Is that the green ring of ceasefire?!

>>508542479
Regime change in Iran and they failed.
You think their objective was just to drop some bombs in Iran and get cucked at the last minute ceasefire?

>>508542179
This is the most spectaular mission failures of all mission failures. I couldn't have done nothing better myself. God bless.

>>508542596
wooden decoys

>>508542612
You must be 18 to post here
But also
HAHAHAHAHA

Patriots can anyone explain why Iranians and Canadians fuck dogs in the ass and their women fuck niggers and make videos of Tyrone pounding their wives in front of the kids. Disgusting sub-humans. Donald

>>508542613
There is literally like 3 min left lmao

>>508542605
Jej, new alerts coming right in these last minutes.

ALERTS

imagine more dead yids a minute before the ceasefire

is this how mutts will end up boots on the ground for the next 20 years

>>508541575 (OP)
So are all these threads baked by memeflags?

>>508542608
There is no shortage of missiles
There is a shortage of launchers when hermes drones are all over the skies and f35s are loitering

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>508542484
CRY.
HARDER.
KIKE.

holy timing

SIRENS

>>508542673
Kek, iran doing what kikes been doing to lebanon.

>>508542661
Argentina, italy, finland , etc flags are all kike whores

2 MINUTES TILL PEACE
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>>508542596
>it was actually wooden decoys all along, serbnigger anon was right

There's still time on the clock. Why are you sperging out so bad, brownoids?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SEND IT IRAN

>>508542484
I shit on these "people" corpses

where were these missiles the last 12 days? this is what we expected every day

>mutts will go to die for israel

Kek you are fucked mutts

GO IRAN GO

>>508542381
>It’s so dishonorable
I agree, yeah. I think something major will be announced in Iran's government shortly. Coup or soft coup or death. This countervalue chimpout means something went wrong.

>>508542755
that shit is gonna hit after 12:00 isn't it

Time enough to get another volley in!

>>508542147
this is what happens if you break all trust, there is no negotiating. but i guess thats what israel wants. 90m million people displace so jews can create an ethnostate full of inbred turkic people and international slime. g-d help us.

>>508541575 (OP)
ONE MINUTE

>>508542755
What stream are you watching?

>>508542597
fucking kek
guess its gonna be a 30day war instead

>fire another missile salvo
>wait shit my watch is 5 minutes ahead ah well fuck it launch em

>>508541728

Well, I don’t condone the death of any individuals just trying to live their lives, but it is pretty funny that this is an actual tactic irl

>>508542813
They did bigger barrages early on but this time they caught jews napping

ONE MINUTE LEFT IN THE PERIOD

>>508542813
best i can do is 3 missiles

>>508542796
Trump already showed that bombing is the way to peace.

>>508542755
When are you liberating your cities, brownoid?

Israel is totally out of interceptors. Its obvouis thats why the ceasefire happened when it did

>>508542538
I’m not a jew I just think it’s really petty killing people right as all this shit ends it’s some real scumbag shit
>>508542608
It does seem like a dumb gamble

Cease fire in 10sec

FINISH IT

>>508542214
Maybe Santa Clause will bring you a new golem. Oh wait.

NUKES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS CANCELLING
>ITS CANCELLING
ITS CANCELLING
>ITS CANCELLING
ITS CANCELLING
>ITS CANCELLING

>>508542813
That was always the plan.
To level Israel in the last minute

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Ok guys no more fighting

ISRAEL ANNOUNCING TOTAL WAR

IT'S HAPPENING

FUCK THE MUSLIMS

ceasefire now in effect

ITS DONE
IRAN WON

PEACE AT LAST
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>>508542842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_lFk59mK6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxCZTnf2Qc

MISSILES STILL ON THE WAY JEW, DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CEASE FIRE


CEASE FIRE


THE CEASE FIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT

HAPPENING OVER

FIRE MORE MISSILES

>>508542897
Yeah I just posted that in the split thread. Why else would Trump suddenly want an end to the fighting even though Israel was winning?

well timed iran

Khamenei is dead and this won't stop

IRAN TURN THOSE MISSLES AROUND THE CEASEFIRE IS HERE

>>508542899
retard, scumbag shit is bombing kids relentlessly which israel has been doing and is doing still

>>508541575 (OP)
CEASEFIRE

Oops dropped some missiles hope Israel doesnt mind :^)

SEND THEM

PEACE AT LAST

hoping that iran's final missile lands on netanyahu's house

Hypersonics should go to Washington, White House

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
IT'S SO OVER

Is this like basketball where shots in the air before the buzzer are still in play?

I'm sure 5 more wouldn't hurt

Japanese Navy asking the emperor for the last fuel reserves vibes. Last IRGC fire what they can then seppuku

>>508542981

they should keep going

Israel has zero interceptors

When were you when peace was happened?

CONGRATULATIONS EARTH

WE HAVE WORLD PEACE

kek tkd

Hebrew sources

Searching for survivors in Beersheba

"The new Iranian missile is on its way... only 5 minutes away!"
>NEW

Damn Jews have cast the Ceasefire spell...

>>508542959
Thxs bud

Nothing ever happens

The missile was fired before the hour
It doesnt count,

>>508542899
>killing people
>people
Good thing he is bombing jews instead

FINALLY WE HAVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

it's finally over, now everything will be normal and fine in the middle east. the end.

ding ding ding ding ding

>>508543016
Got to wait for the ball to hit the ground bruh

Nothing ever happens.
You will go to work tomorrow.

THE CEASE FIRE IS NOW IN EF- ACK

Fun ending

>>508543040
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508543016

> Is this like basketball where shots in the air before the buzzer are still in play?

Kek, I can’t believe this is real life right now.

LEAVE YOUR BUNKERS JEWS IT'S OVER YOU CAN COME OUT NOW

>>508543030
I was on 4chan going fucking BALLISTIC on my missile

>>508542976
>though Israel was winning?

Because they started to ran out of interceptors and their airframes overworked and needed maintenance.

WORLD PEACE

A MISSILE JUST TURNED AROUND LOONEY TUNES STYLE HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAID "SORRY"

I REPEAT

>>508541682
>>508541682
>>508541682

>>508542849
TOP FUCKING KEK

Peace is when last jew dies

Houthi's launched now

how many impacts? 20?

Now Iran waits and drops the nuke after the settlers return from their trip to Cyprus

BREAKING NEWS
THE AIR FRYER TIMER HAS GONE OFF!

Not thrilled but at least we finished strong

big thankies from mcspankies to teflon don for the peace and whatnot, let's see how long it'll last

Fuck the ceasfire

Heil Hitler

Fuck Brownoids

>>508542999
Yeah that shit is really fucking evil too. I just don’t like war I suppose it’s not really in me I don’t want to be a monster I guess

well now that its officially joever, now what do we do bros?

Ceasefire is on! Now the one true god can reveal himself and tell us who won.

>>508542381
they've been doing this the entire time you mong.

israel just hides their casualties.

PEACE AT LAST

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1937360730212237611

Peace

>>508542460
most go that fast. when people say hypersonic missile they really mean "a missile the can go hypersonic speeds with a low apex"
the practical use for that is you have to get lucky to intercept one.

>>508542849
lmfao

>>508543180
I guess we could monitor until official end and treaty?
That will almost certainly be boring tho.
Maybe one or two best moments threads?

>>508542849
GIGACHAD

>>508542670
it's ok, ranjeet.

some of us know how you guys lie too. jews are just better at it than you guys.

Peace peace yeah. STOP THE COUNT

>>508542944
BASED
TSD, TOTAL SANDNIGGER DEATH.

>>508542960
LMAO AHAHAHAHHAHA
ITS GONNA LAND AFTER THE CEASEFIRE

its over

>>508542813
they've done it the entire time.

do you think those demolished apartment buildings had no casualties?

>>508543180
No way they are gonna let Iran have the last word in missiles, never rule out just how neurotic jews are

>>508543347
mfw alerts all throughout the night

>>508542484
>deaths in the Middle East due to war
>anything but hilarious
Kek

>>508541575 (OP)
In 10 mins, Iran will begin the ceasefire.

Then and only then, Israel will begin the ceasefire

not more or less than 12 mins after that, given a period of 24 mins, will both subjects be in CEASEFIRE MODE.

This is necessary or the middle east will not survive.

And Trump will play a pivotal role in that and will be hated for it, in a window of time not exceeding 32 minutes

the last missles were intercepted, I guess we'll never figure out if basketball rules were in effect

>>508542005
He's thinking:
>I lost 10 points in the approval ratings in only 1 weekend.
>If I didn't stop now and accept the opportunity for a ceasefire then iran was going to destroy all the oil infrastructure in the persian gulf and triple oil prices like 1974. Then my approval ratings would be 25% and I'd get impeached again.

This is his thought process, he gets sidetracked, lied to, brainwashed by the neocons around him(how is lindsey graham anywhere near trump at this point???), then does their bidding. Once the blowback happens, everyone heaps the blame on him and he has to pullback before he's fucked. Iran was less than 24 hours away from blocking hormuz, threatening all the oil fields and terminals, and regime change in qatar, kuwait, uae, bahrain, and the big one: saudi arabia. People don't understand, all of these middle east monarchies are propped up by the united states, oil and huge sums of money given to citizens to keep them quiet. Take away the oil money and regime change happens to THEM not iran. That was the true threat of chaos, tribes of arab men marauding other cities/villages and no king/army to stop it.

>>508543392
learn to read, the ceasefire is only for iran and israel has 6 hours of full reign, there will be no ceasefire you retards believe anything jew media says

>>508543536
Imagine thinking kikes will abide by any agreement

This is the greatest thread on 4chan in a long fucking while.

>>508543536
Very dumb wording if that's the actual agreement. Almost as if it was intended to be broken.

Ceasefire my ass

so is anyone baking or?

>>508543811
>>508543939
the only reason they would abide is to just refill their interceptors

>>508543948
>>508541682
Migrate

Alright everyone, that's it! War's over, pack it in! You don't have to go home, but... you know the rest. I'll see you all at the next happening, let's all hope it's a good one!

>>508541755
Same. Let's crack it together.

>>508541990
Honestly is there a better way to go out than to die at his age as a hero and martyr who owned jews as his last act?