Thread 508558636

man used bacteria to transform plastic environmental waste into paracetamol drug molecules

he literally pulled a bacteria out from his ass

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/jun/23/scientists-use-e-coli-bacteria-to-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol-painkiller

e-coli bacteria which lives in human anus, was genetically engineered with mrna shot to start produce a chemical which converts plastic into paracetamol (acetaminophen) drug which is used as a painkiller

"People don't realise that paracetamol comes from oil currently," said Prof Stephen Wallace, the lead author of the research from the University of Edinburgh

What is crude oil? As weird as it sounds it is pracitcally liquid plastic.

"What this technology shows is that by merging chemistry and biology in this way for the first time, we can make paracetamol more sustainably and clean up plastic waste from the environment at the same time."

Wallace and colleagues report how they discovered that a type of chemical reaction called a Lossen rearrangement, a process that has never been seen in nature, was biocompatible.

The only thing left to do was use mrna technology to rewrite bacterial code to produce the required chemical which causes transforming plastics into paracetamol

Does paracetamol itself occur in nature? It doesnt. It was discovered by pure chance by human chemists decades ago.

Aren't you supposed to be posting news from your Finnish site?

>>508558636 (OP)
That's how insulin is made too. I wonder when will the Mexican intellectuals create a cocaine secreting bacterium.
Im joking, it's gonna be fent.

Sheeit when they gonna make the alchemy recipe for plastic to fent?

>>508558903
then the inmates in jail hide it in their anus :)

it will become a federal crime to transport columbien poop

>>508558636 (OP)
Seem like jews are just making excuses for drugging the population via water supply, and having bacteria in the water.

Entire world need to be disinfected by a solar flare burning off the entire surface of the planet, because shits of shitskins are spread all over the world by now. In every country there are more than 0 shitskins, and they shit, and their shit gets into the sewege treatment plant, mixing up with the other shit, and being let back out into nature at least partially. So the entire planet is covered by the shit of shitskins, thus contaminated irreversibly, and need to be cleansed with fire. It would be best to destroy this planet to the last atom, just to be sure.

>>508558886
fpbp

>>508558903
There already a yeast that secrete opioid alkaloids

>>508563529
is it legal

>>508563588
It's kept under high security clearance.

>>508558636 (OP)
Let me know when I can make LSD from plastic and my anus bacteria

>>508558636 (OP)
That's a man

>>508558636 (OP)
crude oil is literally shit from giant fungal masses deep in the earth.

>>508566783
some scientist said it is dinosaur poop which went underground 65 million years ago and changed into crude oil during a long long process

>>508567131
said doctor was paid by that gigakike Rockefeller too.

>let's turn all the plastic in the ocean into an even more toxic substance that's harder to get rid of!
all the fish with headaches about to love this

>>508558636 (OP)

>dont drink the water

>>508564004
Technically possible, might require the fabled substance of Israeli tears

>>508558636 (OP)
Biochemistry is so cool. I can't wait for those horrors of humanity to really take off, we're still just in the babby stages of it. Something as simple as a plastic rust or ragweed with fatal pollen would bring the entire world to its knees. If biochemistry ever becomes viable for random retards, it pretty much guarantees the end of the world.

>>508566783
>>508567131
>extract oil
>use turns it into co2
>co2 taken by trees
>back into earth

The jew will claim it takes 6 bajillion years and its made from death. Its not.