Want to be rich?
Buy oil right now.
Currently 67.50.
Easiest trade in human history.
Israel can't bare to not murder people.
The ceasefire will be over in a matter of minutes.
Only fucking imbeciles believe either Israel or Iran want peace.

>>508568435 (OP)
Iran wants peace. I agree with your thesis but this trade might take 5 years to be profitable.

Speculation is against my religion. If I wanted to be rich I would be a landlord, pornographer, drug dealer. Would rather make an honest living. That is why I am studying programming, it is a smart way to make an honest living.

>>508568573
You want to make a profit on war? On the slaughter of children? That is evil.

rather curious how oil prices went down on monday after the weekend happenings
seems strangely inorganic
as if someone is trying to force a nothing is ever happening sedation on the cattle
so weird

>>508568559
Oil could literally DOUBLE in a day if Iran hits a US base

>>508568678
They pushed the price up for the Friday triple witching. The entire market is rigged

What are "oil stocks" on the ASX.
All I know is OOO.

>>508568806
Just short QAN instead

>>508568573
Lol what a fucking retard. Everyone laugh at this retard. Stupid retard.

>>508568806
Buy petrobras it pays a 18% dividend

>>508568435 (OP)
>starts thread with financial advice
>doesn't know the difference between bear and bare
shiggy

>>508570085
Any higher dividends? Anything else?

>>508568573
>landlord, pornographer, drug dealer
>honest

>>508568435 (OP)
How do you even buy oil

>>508568435 (OP)
Actually this was iran's long con the entire time,

USA and Isreal are going out of business when the strait opens back up

>>508570085
>Buy petrobras it pays a 18% dividend
a company cannot afford to pay such a dividend. The dividend will be cut. an 18% dividend is a sign of looming bankruptcy.