>Do NOT raise oil prices! I AM WATCHING!

>ISRAEL do NOT DROP THE BOMBS!!! _PLEASE_

>MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA)!!!!

>>508569811 (OP)
modern geopolitics are hilarious. reality tv. well I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

>>508572288
You'll enjoy it right up until you see vids of the ICBMs launching on Twitter

Can we impeach him already? This whole war is literally his fault. JCPOA worked, this ceasefire leaves the door for more drama because Iran won't agree to any deal with Trump. We'll be back to bombing Iran once Mossad uncovers Iran is still trying to build a bomb or enrich uranium.

Trump is a delusional cuckold and should have been removed from office yesterday.

Trump has really gone fucking insane

>>508569811 (OP)
The orange retard has to beg Bibi instead of smacking him around

>>508569811 (OP)
VLADI- BIBI STOP!

>>508572424
I'll enjoy it even more then. I don't have twitter or a tv though.vthis is the only website I use.

>ZOGnald backstabs the zog jews at the very last moment

HAHAHAHAHQHQ SHILLS ARE IN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN HOLY KINO

>>508569811 (OP)

This is the pre-agreed signal for Bibi to blown teh shit out of the persians.

This way Trump gets off politically.
Bibi is a hero for killing as many Persians as possible.

>>508572424
Lucky if you see vids and have enough time to GTFO to the countryside. More likely gonna wake up to a hypersonic slapping the city center

>>508572777
>lucky
>777
I fancy your chances at least

>>508572474
You know he's been impeached twice, right? Impeachment has been neutered in this country. Might as well "cast a hex" on him.

>>508572288
Why the fuck does he sign everything with "DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" it's his fucking account, we know he is the president. It's not written on a scroll that needs a wax seal with his signet ring on it

>>508572738
Nice try jewddy

>>508573739
it's for implying authority. too bad he's just the kikes' lapdog.

>>508572424
If they do, I hope they land right on top of me so it's quick.

>>508573739
That and capitalizing random words, he posts like a lolcow.

>>508572718
God dam nigga

Get some pussy already

>>508569811 (OP)

>p-p-p-please master don't do this

this is all kike optics, trying to make it look like Trump is "opposed" to kike wars, don't fall for his kike zionist lies

>>508572777
Uhhhh checked?

>>508569811 (OP)
Don't squeal JIDF, we'll be back to the regularly scheduled kike cum guzzling and WW3 because Bibi said so before the day ends.

>>508572424
It would make me demonstrably happy to see the demise of this gay world

>>508574380
I've banged more than I care to count. I'm handsome.

>>508569811 (OP)
I’m hoping this is him forcing the kikes into a once and for all demonstration that they’re not an American ally so he can cut them loose and let the wider Middle East do a mass declaration of war on them and get rid of them.

They killed JFK for not bowing to them; why wouldn’t a U.S. president want rid of them after all?

Wishful thinking I’m sure.

>>508573739
it's crazy embarrassing

>>508574208
We all hope that, but for most of us it will probably be a slow, agonising death from radioactive fallout

>>508569811 (OP)
president retard getting that peace prize any day now

>>508569811 (OP)
who is he tweeting this at?
Just call Net and Yohoo and talk to him

>>508569811 (OP)
History always repeats itself.

>>508573739
Thank you for your attention to this matter

>>508575132
it's all Circus for normalfags.

>>508569811 (OP)
It worked

>>508573739
It's funny bro

>>508572424
Stop being so dramatic you tremendous faggot

>>508569811 (OP)
lmfao, that's what you get for trusting kikes

>>508569811 (OP)
He thinks he’s a big guy.

>>508572729
It's just ZOGoboros at this point.

>>508569811 (OP)
Trump has no righ to tell a sovereign nation what to do.

>>508569811 (OP)
You forgot
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!

>>508572474
>This whole war is literally his fault
It's Bibi's fault, jackass. And your precious Democrats were too much under his power to resist either. If you voted for either side you are more or less complicit in Gaza genocide. I mean you, literally, are guilty of genocide.

>>508576149
This is why he types in ALL CAPS, because it's what hius boomer base with poor eyesight is used to reading on Facebook.

I finally cracked the code. ELON put one of dem fucking autismo chips in trumps brain and is now controlling him like a fucking arcade machine.
just look how he has started to communicate. his chip is wigging the fuck out and short circuiting just like elon's does.

>>508573739
DONALD THE ORANGE OF HOUSE DRUMPF, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF WHYPIPO AND THE NEGROES AND THE SPICS, LORD OF THE FIFTY STATES AND PROTECTOR OF ISRAEL

>>508569811 (OP)
>When the shills flip a switch from "No war" to "lololol war continues! Trump BTFO!"

>>508572474
I had not considered the thought until now, but considering how much younger Donna Trump's wife is,
I'd say its clear and undeniable that the US president is (probably) a cuck

>>508573090
a 'hex' usually means that a satanic coven is doing an abortion as part of ceremonial magick to guarantee that their ritual will work for a client.