Thread 508586310

What's it you're doing in Volcanoes??? Sexo

She misheard it as walk-in-o

>>508586310 (OP)
the chud incel Volcano needs to be canceled.

Hoe Versus the Volcano
>tee hee

>>508586310 (OP)
looney tunes tier death

>>508586310 (OP)
The volcanoes there still demand sacrifice

The volcano requires a human life every year. She made the great sacrifice.

>>508586415
KEK

>>508586310 (OP)
>-1 mutt
thanks the volcanoes gods

>>508586310 (OP)
>tattoo

>>508586310 (OP)
horrific way to go, melted and burned to death

>>508586310 (OP)
She's smoking hot... now.

Not a virgin so.... nothing will happenee
BTW it is my belief they find the sickest mentally ill FUCKS "with psych ward histories, or crazy behavior and jailtime" then hire and groo. Them to pull levers and be the psychopaths that they trooly R

>>508586310 (OP)
She okay?

Roast beef status:
4real this time+
Over cooked.hagn2

>>508586310 (OP)
The gods appeased.

>>508587214
They're still trying to rescue her as of yesterday.

>mystery meat
>asymmetric face
>weird negro nose
>nose ring
>tattoos
>flat

>>508586310 (OP)
Hot

>>508587130
He looks like the stereotypical mad scientist that blows up the world trying to create an algorithm where he can feel love

>Volcano demands virgins
>Gets a uber slut with a body count higher than the population of the whole island
Damn, not even ancestral volcanic deities are surviving this hoeflation

Mfw, doesn't even know.. not to walk into a volcano.
Wow folx. That's a special kind of mfn specialè

>>508586310 (OP)
>the indomitable brazilian spirit

She jumped into the volcano. Why?

You would not get it. You have long given up. If she is removed from there, she'll just find another volcano to jump in.

They just left her on the cliffside, then the next day they couldn't find her and she had fallen further. Thirdies being thirdies. She ded though, I'm pretty sure.

>>508587391
He just wants death of everyone that either disagrees, dislikes,doesn't feel they identify or tow the line for the mthrfkn juice

>>508586415
Dieter are you on vacation

>>508586310 (OP)
People underestimate Volcanos, Those things can sneak up right behind you and swallow you into their magma bellies. Fuck 100 men vs Gorilla, Try 1000 men vs a Volcano.

>>508587661
Ya.. the gasses in the pot heavier than air, so.......and she's making a nice briscuit of herself in there sans encoutrèmonts.

>>508586310 (OP)
She TANKED that btw

I can save her

>>508586310 (OP)
smokin

>>508586310 (OP)
>they still haven't managed to get her out of there
What the fuck are they even doing?

>>508586422
She saud she was tirwd and the guide kept going with the group.
The floor was falling apart.
When he came.back she had fallen.
The guide must be canceled

>>508586415
Roastie frfr

>>508588045
woman complaining about tired and shit? never happened before. Probably even the guide had one look at her and was like: "whatever dude, just keep going"

>>508586310 (OP)
RIP, found dead.

Tik tokk'd her own self naow.
Did she have breakfast?
Can she see apple with closed eyes?
Hmm. Think there is something tewit. If only we knew the answer.....

>>508587415
>>Volcano demands virgins
>>Gets a uber slut with a body count higher than the population of the whole island
>Damn, not even ancestral volcanic deities are surviving this hoeflation
oh fug, nature is going to smite us

>>508587978
She's a bag of shit and limp girly wrists. She can only wrangle a cocktail.
#NOT HER FAULT!
# FUCK YOUUUUUU misogynocologists

>>508586310 (OP)
What kind of stupid do you have to be to go there in the first place? That lake is pure sulfuric acid and theres the whole active volcano thing. You cant fix stupid.

>>508587978
It's confirmed, guys.

She died.

After four days getting Zenkai Boost where the rescue teams fumbled every attempt due to fear of getting swallowed by the volcano, the 3rd-worlders overestimated the powerlevel of the brazilian tomboy.

It is yet another fatality of brazilians surviving 20 and 30 years in Brazil without relaxing to die the nanossecond they step outside the country.

This is a great tragedy. She survived three days inside a volcano, a proof of the brazilian spirit. But the incompetence of those around her doomed her.

F

She died as must a brazilian, trying to go even further beyond her own abilities.

>>508586310 (OP)
Throwing people into volcanoes is dey kulcha

>>508588497
roasty!

what the fuck is a holidaymaker?

>goofing around on a Volcano
Sounds like natural selection to me

>>508586310 (OP)
You have to feed your vulcans or they will erupt.

>>508586310 (OP)
roastie gets roasted

>>508586310 (OP)
she wasn't that good looking before but now she is smoking hot

>>508588200
If Indonesia gets obliterated you know what happened

>>508586310 (OP)
Volcao de touristo uma tragedia jajajaja

>>508586778
it's a butterfly tattoo. Those are used by prostitutes

>>508586415
This poster wears socks with sandals and currently has a towel on the poolside chairs at the hotel. Even though it's the middle of the night.

>>508588200
Kek

>1pbtid
>meme flag
>no link
>screencap
>not political
You're all nigger cattle

>grobetrotting selfie zoomer whores
we can lose a few of em we got enough of em

>>508591413
>Those are used by prostitutes
yes. MK'ed prostitutes

>>508589109
the people who made juneteenth

>>508586310 (OP)
>>508588200

It didn't rain the next day so she wasn't a virgin. We're safe. The volcano still has standards.

>>508588497
why is it hard to get her out?

>>508593109
The Volcano is about to get food poisoning

>>508588497
I'm angry just knowing there are people who look like this

>>508586310 (OP)
She sacrificed herself or us to appease the aztec gods to save us from the comming apocalypse

>>50858946
Is a non thought process.... 2b an npc. None.
Yes. Npcmaxxin. Yes.
Yes yes?
Da.

>>508586310 (OP)
she was probably making some tik-tok bullshit

stupid cunt haha

>>508593480
Except the volcano probably got food poisoning in the process having to eat questionable diversity mixed with a petri dish of STDs.

>>508587391
He looks like if you made Tom Scott a Jew and kicked him in the face a few times

>>508586310 (OP)
HA-HAHAHA
roastie toastie

>>508593921
Nice reference I really miss that guy.

>>508589109
like a workdaymaker, but for socially mandated day's off.

>>508594048
I think he's back with, of course, a podcast

>>508588497
>where the rescue teams fumbled every attempt due to fear of getting swallowed by the volcano
How though? Just throw down a rope with pic related attached or just have it bind around her waist and pull her out.

>>508593733
>>508593976
You will never have sex.

>>508588497
>It is yet another fatality of brazilians surviving 20 and 30 years in Brazil without relaxing to die the nanossecond they step outside the country.
kek

>>508594334
That's probably a lie. Any man can have sex with an SSRI roastie who has a septum piercing and is high off her mind working in some min wagie roll that will not exist in 3-4 years.

The real question is: how many STDs does she even have? How many STDs can a woman have before she's basically just a plague walker that Nurgle sent to annoy us?

>>508587791
Sounds hot. Volcano vore is best vore.

Look Ecuadorian Ian...just putting it out there. Possible vuvuzela'en, but no biggy tho.

>>508588497
>But the incompetence of those around her
typical brazilian, always blame the others

>>508588497
lol those 3rdies couldnt even find a drone big enough to transport water and food to her

>>508590269
Kek

>>508587777
Lmao. Checked

>>508586310 (OP)
They should get an elephant with a really long trunk. So she can also make a photo for her instagram.

>>508586310 (OP)
And nothing of value was lost

>>508588497
>But the incompetence of those around her doomed her.
Very sad that people who jump into volcanoes are surrounded by incompetents.

>>508594239
I don't understand it either, she was within eyesight of other tourists on the first day, just throw a rope and down water and appropriate clothing for cold and maybe she would have a chance.
I believe she fainted due to the night's cold and fell even further into the volcano.
They found her again but she wasn't showing any movement by then.

>>508594327
Sometimes good things happen.

Cock on the mind, cock for brains, cock cock cock, full of cock, just a life of cock! overdose, many such cases.
So much about cocktail she may as well been a dirty homosexuel.

>>508588497
>She died as must a brazilian, trying to go even further beyond her own abilities.

OMG I came
thanks

>>508588497
All bitches with nose rings should die anyways.

How do you fall into a volcano?

>>508594327
Sounds legit

>>508588497
Well, at least the fire gods must be pleased now or something. Hopefully the volcano erupts and consumes that shithole whole

>>508586310 (OP)
anyone younger than me is a retard

>>508594715
Just use a rope, wtf.

>>508586310 (OP)
The villagers nest that volcano will not need to sacrifice a virgin for at least another year though so it evens out

>>508594941
that's a drone image retard. if it was as easy as "throwing a rope" it would have been done already

>>508595158
Kek based roasty peer poojeet

>>508587391
He looks exactly like the kooky Area 51 scientist in Independence Day.

>>508586310 (OP)
Fuck yeah! Thats what I am talking about, sacrifice all tourists to the Volcano Gods!

Analyze these two sentences:

I'm going for a walk.

I'm going for a walk on an active volcanic caldera.

Will you still get the health benefits of walking/hiking even though you trip and fall into lava?

DON'T YOU FUCKING BULLSHIT MEEEEE1!!!! THEY'RE STILL THROWING WOMEN AND CHILDREN intew volcanoes DOWN THERE....
IN MY UNDERWEAR :<(
Any hair down there "don't ask,.... gym teacher,,, name was Moser, nuh"

>>508586436
I'm not arguing that with you.

>>508595055
What do they mean by this?
Hmm.
Lotta pepper on those haymakers

>>508586310 (OP)
Is the volcano going to explode now that we sacrificed a slut instead of a virgin?

>>508595055
This is why you separate the whites from the blacks. I don't understand why white women are still intrigued by the shit skins with the plethora of evidence showing we are not compatible in any sense.

>>508595186
Sorry. This "rope" you speak of is seemingly beyond Indonesia's tech level.

>>508595292
>He looks exactly like the kooky Area 51 scientist in Independence Day.

fuck you for not knowing brent spiner by name.

>>508593275
well there's 1 less of them now I guess

>>508595267
A
merricun teeruck with a winch ohh but Indonesians are fkn racist against the WHITE MAN!!!!!!°
Asslow next time if they can't drive it up a pissant mole hill of a volcano they can chopper it in. JUST DUMB FVKS ALL AROUND. CHEQUE IS IN ZEE MAIL.

>>508596508
Fucking based and /thread

>>508586310 (OP)
>not a virgin
>probably not even a woman
Yeah, that volcano ain't gonna be happy.

Eddie Murphy and Trump likes grannies. He'll am sure all your goolag operators R.
"Goolag on porpoise and hard R"

>go to island
>slip off trail
>spend 4 days dying while third worlders surrounded but confused and terrified by the things that could actually save you clack rocks together and are confused why the skygod Elonmusk doesn't appear

>>508595186
https://youtu.be/2nIdIPVE35I

Racist asshole country killing their sex tourists, yes I said it!

>>508594327
Imagine the smell...before and after..

>>508596970
Trannies. Ffs..
What won't they do?

she wasn't an experienced climber and seemed to just decide last minute to join the trip not understanding how difficult it is. while going down the conditions were not great, i bet she didnt see that she was going down straight into the volcano instead.

>>508586310 (OP)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14842635/Tragedy-Brazilian-dancer-26-plunged-1-000ft-Indonesian-volcano-dead-frantic-four-day-rescue-bid.html
>A Brazilian dancer who was left stranded on a volcano in Indonesia after plunging almost 1,000ft down a slope has died before rescue teams were able to reach her, family members said.

>Juliana Marins, 26, was trekking up Mount Rinjani, the second largest volcano in Indonesia, when she slipped and fell from a hiking trail early morning on June 21.

>The young woman from Rio de Janeiro, who worked as a publicist and pole dancer, plummeted off the edge of the trail into arduous terrain.

>Shocking drone footage taken in the wake of the tumble showed an injured Ms Marins cowering in a rocky ravine, having rolled 984ft down the steep hill before coming to a stop.

>She was spotted by passing tourists after they heard her screams for help at the weekend.

>Ms Martins was alive after her fall but was unable to climb back up the treacherous slopes after suffering injuries. The stricken hiker also had no food, water or access to shelter.

>The tourists immediately notified authorities, and rescue teams were dispatched to the volcano to locate and save the dancer.

>Rescuers reached her today, only to discover they had lost the race against time and that Ms Marins had died of her injuries and exposure.

>Her family confirmed the death in a tragic social media post.

>>508596108
she was a mulata

>>508586310 (OP)
Ugly typical chimp Brazilian
Better she is dead
At least it was not some nice White girl from Southern Brazil

>>508586974
Gos damn it Vespucci you beat me to it

>>508587391
>Jarvis, make me feel the warm embrace of a woman

>>508587945
It’s over anon :( she’s dead

They said "lava" she hurrd "favela"
Potata/turnip.
Come cé come sà kind of Thang.
Nobody would piss on her?
Come onnnnnnn!!!!!!!
Unreal man,...or woman....I guess nowadaze.

>>508586310 (OP)
Only retarded love this kind of activities

>>508586310 (OP)
You don't think of lava being heavy but it's all rock... you would be crushed pretty fast i would think. It's either unfathomable pain or instant death. I think probably it sucked pretty bad

>>508587644
>>508587943
>>508588045

>>508586310 (OP)
>holidaymaker
She was a saint?

>>508597345
>publicist and pole dancer
So she was a prostitute? How can a favela monkey afford a trip to Indonesia?

>>508586310 (OP)
>Nose shrapnel.
>Doodle.
>Brown.
Nothing of value.

>>508598222
Kkekekekek

>>508586310 (OP)
How stupid do you have to be to fall into a volcano?

>>508594327
god I fucking hate that super broad beaming smile that faggot GAP ads love to have brown people do. you are posing for a picture, you are not in a genuine state of mirth or ecstasy. also this bitch looks like James fucking Brown

>>508596108
black girl wearing a weave

Hope Indonesia gets shot for this. Am NOT GOING TO LET IT FUCKING GO!!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!
Bunch of stupid ugly monkey assholes!
God! Soooooo ugly. What scum!
Country is overrun with complete jungle monkey dipshit pancake faces!
I had ENOUGH!82mn2

>>508586310 (OP)
Smoking Hot!

>>508588497
Beaners are so ugly

Imagine if you will.....
Not even being pissedon.
Humanity, where for art thou?

>>508589463
No country for old man, in literal terms.

>>508598746
She OK?
Lotta nerve gas there

Why couldn't be an american coalburner instead?

Can’t they just cement the top and make it flat?

>>508599190
how do you not know your own country is in america, retard?

She will rescued
>eastern indonesian
forget it she will die

>>508599068
do I see a nip?

>>508586528
not really
https://www.thedailybeast.com/juliana-marins-was-abandoned-by-tour-guide-before-falling-into-volcano/

>>508599514
We are but I'd rather not be associated with circumcised muttgolems

>>508586310 (OP)
I'M GONNA EROOOOOOOOOOPT

>>508589617
CARLOS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean sorry about that

>>508594239
>>508594941
>Just throw down a rope
She initially slid 1000m down into the crater. Where the fuck would you get a 1 kilometre rope? The image of her was taken by drone.

>>508586310 (OP)
https://www.instagram.com/p/C4olOkMpKbZ/

>>508600941
Just get 10 100m ropes and tied them, retard

>>508600174
brazil's image isn't much better desu

>>508600941
>>508597345 says 1000ft = 300m

>>508588497
another favela monkey death, alhamdulillah

>>508587375
shes brazilian give her a break

>>508600941
>Where the fuck would you get a 1 kilometre rope?
at the rope store

>>508587214
A bit crispy, still would

>>508601097
>https://www.instagram.com/p/C4olOkMpKbZ/
18+ only

There are no volcanos in Brazil so we brazilians have not developed enough defenses to tank volcanos. The cat is out of the bag now, the whole world now knows our weakness, volcanoes. Fellow hues we need to avoid going near volcanoes in the future lest we expose even more our lack of volcano resistance.

>>508601782
Monkano! >>508600189

I will spend the rest of the day looking for a porn look-alike of her, i probably wouldn't find anything and, in the end, i'll jerk off on the first porn video called "brazilian teen anal fat guy"...

>>508601874
try italian porn

>>508596395
>fuck you for not knowing brent spiner by name.
Golem moment.

>>508597345
>Brazilian dancer
>publicist and pole dancer
Just say stripper and prostitute, fuck this babied language

>>508601874
enough content on her ig >>508601097
people who were up there with small drones were stupid. i'm sure it would have been possible to attach cereal bars and small bags of water on those small commercial drone and send them to her back and forth

>>508598746
AI SLOPPA

>>508586415
Fall-cano

>>508602447
yup, seems like even the small drones they had could have transported enough small bags of water + aluminium sheets + food to keep her alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13yY2k3dvI
bunch of morons

>>508603060
He can’t keep getting away with it!

>>508586415
PAN GERMANISM

>>508586310 (OP)
Too ugly and monkeish to get the techbros scrambling to invent mini helicopters to save her like with the underwater cave kids.

>>508586415
kek

>>508586310 (OP)
Why is she a tourist not referred to as a sex worker?

>>508598284
Indonesia is cheaper than Brazil

>>508586310 (OP)
its called hell dummy
wtf is a volcano

>>508603295
The gases are highly toxic caustic

>>508601782
There are vulcans but they are long dormant

Saw this news on tv. I'm sorry her spirit will be trapped there forever.

>>508601623
butt here's only soup.

>>508586310 (OP)
I'd smoke her volcano if you know what I mean

>>508602473
It's older than AI. I have had that file since 2023.

>>508586422
Volcanos are White coded

>>508604487
she was still alive after 60 hours, seems like she died of dehydratation rather than toxic gas

>>508604487
>gases are highly toxic caustic
So are women.

>>508586310 (OP)
glad to know there's still volcanos you can smoke in

>>508604967
>>508602473
retards
they replaced the water with lava
in the original she just fell into normal water

>>508586415
Holy fukkin accent

>>508586415

KEK

>>508586310 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>508586310 (OP)
This would appease the gods but it's supposed to be a virgin. Gods don't accept thot sacrifices

>>508595122
It's a two-step process:
1. Obtain a volcano.
2. Fall into it.

>>508603060
carlos...

>>508586632
RARARARA RAERE FAFAFAFA FLAG

RARE
A
E
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Holy Fucking SHit fucking Maldives FuCK!!

>>508586310 (OP)
Wow, she really is smoking hot!

You people are fucking disgusting joking about someone else’s death. Rest in Peace, Juliana.