>>508591743islam: Pagan moon god worshipers that say they are Abrahamic to get rich jew converts.
Judaism: Satan worshipers who steal your babies, suck their blood and call themselves Abrahamic so you won't kill them.
Christians: Once called "Jews", they started calling themselves "Christians" because the Satan worshipers were killing people in Judea and after the third revolt, the Romans killed them all, burned their genologies, destroyed all their temples. The real Jews wanted no part in that.... so name change and changed the day of worship from Saturday to Sunday just to avoid Roman confusion.