Thread 508594344

Not like this...

Now let me have 5 minutes in that bathroom and we will see just how well R2D2 performs.

>>508594344 (OP)
Yjk those japs never took that camera out the bathroom those cute little perverts

>>508594458
Why is this so funny? X'D

Why yes I do love it when my robot cleans my faucets and dining tables with the same brush it used to clean my toilet bowl literally 2 minutes ago, brilliant

>>508594344 (OP)
IT DOES IT FOR FREE

>>508594585
kek

>>508594585
You can program it to use different brushes retard.

>>508594687
Jannybot

The whole point of getting a maid is that you can fuck them

>>508594344 (OP)
Imagine a newer robot replaces this one and then robots make their own threads to complain about other robots stealing their jobs

>>508594687
It actually doesn't. I gets paid in maintainence + energy charge. Meanwhile 4tranny jannies get actual nothing.

Let that sink in.

>>508594585
It used different brushes.

>>508594344 (OP)
does it work for less than 0$?

this is the ceo
do you trust him?

Oh my God, it's so cute.

>>508594344 (OP)
>cleans the bowl before the sink
>with the same mop

>>508594344 (OP)
I love the big, red self-destruct button on the back.

>>508594344 (OP)
>doing the dining table with the same mop as the toilet
not so smart

>>508594344 (OP)
> the toilet rag touches the sink rag, which is also the same as the table and counters rag, multiple times

>>508594344 (OP)
>R2clean2

>>508595362
Actually my mistake, the sink rag is not the same as the table and counters rag. But all three of them end up in the same dirty slot together at the same time before the cleaning is done.

>>508594344 (OP)
Propaganda video.
Make a really dirty bathroom and then put him there to see how it will clean it.

>>508594344 (OP)
Is it washing the table with the same rag it washed shit off the toilet?

>>508594344 (OP)
Women BTFO, what do they even offer anymore?

>>508594585
I thought the same thing, why is it cleaning the fucking toilet first

>>508594584
because by his fish you know he's not bluffing

>>508594344 (OP)
You should be scared. This is what's going to happen to this site pretty soon.
>>508594584
Because he also does it for free

>>508594344 (OP)
Does it have attachments for tugjobs?

>>508595528
i mean how clean do you think a nigger janitor is compared to this robot?

>>508595604
Pussy. Wake me up when teh REAl woman replacer e.g. sex bots are developped and affordable.

>>508594585
It uses two brushes. The toilet brush wasn't used again. But the bathroom sink brush was used in the kitchen too which is still unhygienic IMO.

>>508594344 (OP)
POOlish holocaust

>>508594344 (OP)
how will it clean the shit thrown on the ceiling by a hobo?

>>508594344 (OP)
it uses the same tool to clean the kitchen that it used to clean the inside of the toilet lol

>>508595758
flag

>>508594585
reminds me of when early roombas would smear dogshit everywhere.

>>508594344 (OP)
Everything was clean to begin with.

>>508594344 (OP)
>only wipes around the crap on the tabletop
ONE OF US

>>508594344 (OP)
Who'd want to purchase this no-doubt expensive thing, deal with its hassles and pony up for maintenance over just paying someone minimum wage though? Also looks like it did a mediocre, not-thorough job to boot.

It's "cleaning" a clean bathroom. If it was an actual dirty public bathroom, you'd need to hire a janitor just to clean the places it cannot clean.

>>508594344 (OP)
Polacks out of jobs soon

>>508594344 (OP)
>robot that costs $150,000/yr to keep running vs illegal mexican janitor who costs $15,000

but remember wagies it's coming for your job so you better work harder and not complain!

>>508594344 (OP)
>Awesom-O remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus?

>>508594344 (OP)
how will jannies get paid now

It was not forged in the code
It was not trained by design
No Jeet saw it coming
when the jannie begun to hate

>>508594565
Sugoi :3
Watashi wa peepeepoopoo peeper

>>508596857
forgot pic

>>508594344 (OP)

These are actually remote controlled by an indian in a call centre.

>>508594344 (OP)
Didn't wipe down a single chair, didnt sweep, didnt mop...

>>508594344 (OP)
Only problem is you can't use it anywhere within a bus/subway ride of black or brown people.

>>508594344 (OP)
> create a bot that deletes random threads and bans random users every 2 minutes
would still be more effective than the trannies working here

>>508594344 (OP)
That robot probably costs 2-3 years of a janitor's wages, plus running costs, plus maintenance costs.

>>508594909
Robot apologist.

>>508594458
I read that as RDR2 at first and was confused

That's really cool but that robot would have a heart attack in my house

>>508594344 (OP)
It totally missed the wall though
Typically someone shits on the wall
Unfortunately this isn't a joke here in America

>>508594344 (OP)
Did it just clean the table with the same attachment it cleaned the shitter with?

>>508595136
This. I wouldn't even be mad. It's trying so hard.

>>508597286
No. It stored the used brushes all in the same place after it used each different one individually, however.

>>508594344 (OP)
Based, now make one that is also a sexbot and women are over

>>508597286
If you watch closely it puts the dirty attachment in a separate slot before grabbing a new one after cleaning both the toilet and the bathroom sink.

>>508596908
Thanks.

>>508594585
The cunt didn't even wash it's hands either.
It's basically a jeetbot.

>>508594344 (OP)
Let's see it clean up a turd explosion now

>>508594458
Apparently it's going to smear your shit all over the sink.
I have no idea why it would do the toilet first before all that other stuff.

Jannybot still requires electricity and maintenance. Still can't compete with the real deal.

>>508597411
I'm sure those are single use

>>508594344 (OP)
>ziptie falls on the ground
>stuck forever

>>508594344 (OP)
It's a maid alright but
>no cute apron
>no stockings
>not fuckable
And most importantly
>no tail

>>508594344 (OP)
Clean it up, janny bot.

>>508594344 (OP)
I am concerned that the robot cannot differentiate between toilet only cleaning sponge, and, everything else cleaning sponge.

>>508594344 (OP)
Although obviously limited this is a very good example of a realistic robot unlike all those humanoid ones that are merely bullshit marketing operations. It all depends on how much it costs though.

>>508594344 (OP)
Awesome it only costs $5000 to repair every time it breaks down twice a month. Nevermind the enormous cost of purchasing

>>508598278
It puts the used ones in the used holder in the video.

>>508594344 (OP)
Taking jobs away from women isnt fair

>>508594585
Are you blind? Was the video playing a little bit too fast for your slow ass geriatric eyes to track?
It has a compartment for used brushes, and one for new brushes. It places the toilet brush in the used compartment, and retrieves a fresh brush from the new compartment. Then it placed that brush in the used compartment, took out a new brush, and cleaned the tables.

>>508594565
I'm pretty sure that keeping the camera in the bathroom comes with an extre fee. It's a premium service to watch your waifu taking a dump

>>508594458
fuck you CP30

>>508594344 (OP)
Now put some tits and a vagina and you have a client

>>508595065
looks finnish

>>508597914
it uses a new pad each time, well except the last two times

>>508594344 (OP)
That's sufficient for daily touchups but that thing will roll out of the building screaming like R2D2 when there is so much shit and period blood on every surface that it looks like a suicide bomber exploded in there.

>>508594344 (OP)
If we automate all the low skill jobs what will poor people work to keep themselves alive what will college students work while going through education what will people work to afford to even START education this is the deep states agenda
Automate all the low skill people's jobs and let them die homeless while telling them "learn to code lol"

>>508594344 (OP)
Eeww nigger it use the same cloth to clean the toilet the sink and the kitchen the fuck I'll throw the shit out with the trash

>>508599056
If we automate all the low skill job we can finally do without immigrants

>>508599074
No it didnt retard, it has two compartments for towels.

>>508599056
>Trades get automated
>Tradies are now out of a job
Lol. Same thing as "learn to code". Of course....there is a way around it.

>>508594344 (OP)
Do they also work for free?

>>508594344 (OP)
Hindus will try to rape it

>>508594585
This
>Starts with toilet
>Moves towards sink
>Under bed
>Throws away the trash
>Cooks you dinner
Brilliant

>>508599213
I think the only way around is we all band together to burdenmaxx it's the only way
Elite kikes want poor people dead

>>508599200
Oh okay well too bad this demonstration is bullshit anyways like every other Tech demonstration it'll fail watch.

>>508594344 (OP)
gross why us the same robot for shit and dish cleaning

Maybe for a single family home this is fine, but any high traffic bathroom this robot is not nearly enough. Schools, businesses, offices, etc.
This robot can replace Julia the maid, janitors are keeping their jobs

>>508594344 (OP)
>Robot cleans my table and dishes with the same arm it just used to scrub the toilet
How do I know some disgusting bug made this?

The POS didn't even put things back into their place.

>>508598811
m-more?

>>508599950
You use the same arm for wiping your ass and holding your fork too.

>>508600218
Yeah but I was my hands first, jeet.

>>508599193
Anon. Not all immigrants do low skill jobs
t. Janitor who's one missed paycheck from living under a bridge

I can't up skill when I need to spend every penny to live

imagine you get the chance to design a maid robot and thats the design you come up with. this world can go to hell

>>508600126
I don't have anymore egg enema experiments from taiwan, but try and enjoy something else instead.

>>508595858
>>508600233

>>508600908
Baby steps dude. Making a humanoid maid robot is still not technically feasible for today. Maybe in 50 more yrs.

>>508594344 (OP)
It wiped the toilet and then spread feces all over the house.

>>508594344 (OP)
This is a stop motion video to bait the everloving shit out of venture capital.

>>508594344 (OP)
clean it up robojanny

Who will clean the shit off the robot? Another robot? Who will clean that cleaning robot? Just more jobs.

>>508594458
Based

Is it using the same scrubber on the kitchen table that it used on the toilet?

>>508594344 (OP)
If you put anime eyes on this men would probably fuck it.

>>508595858
If you are not content with stroking your cock to porn what makes you think you will be content with a sex robot?

>>508594344 (OP)
Fucking hell, now just install a fleshlight and train it not to crush your cock and its perfect.

>>508594344 (OP)
This is so cute lmao

>>508601440
No it has a stack of fresh scrubbers and a place for a stack of used scrubbers.

>>508594458
IF GOD DIDNT WANT ME TO PEE ON THE FLOOR THEN WHY DOES WATER EVAPORATE

>>508601026
Why did he throw his food on the floor at the end?

>>508600953
I have to wonder what the fuck do they do for cleanup.
Does she just pinch his foreskin to keep it from spilling as he cums to wipe it off later?
Does she have some tissues ready to catch the jizz?
Do they just let it rip on the bags?

>>508594344 (OP)
WOWZERS!!!! Is that a robot that can clean already clean surfaces????

>>508594585
I thought so too, but watch again. It has a brush stash, presumably clean, on its right, and used on left. After its done with the toilet, the right now has used one, and fresh is fetched. Hard to tell because of the timelapse.

>>508602421
>the right now has used one
left

>>508594344 (OP)
B2 Bomber

>>508594344 (OP)
Are they retarded? Make that thing with at least 4 arms, and then we're talking.

>>508600233
>Robo waifu
>Permeant resting bitch face

>>508602266
>Why did he throw his food on the floor at the end?

she* realised its over

>>508594344 (OP)
It's probably guided by a grid array of IR sensors, the room is rigged to the tits with them and the bot can't function outside that specific room in that specific configuration and would probably fail the demo if a chair or table was in a slightly different position than it was expecting.

They probably also ran several trial runs to get the desired result, let's see the bloopers reel and we'll talk investment money then

>>508602830
kekw

>>508597942
What if jannies pay to work? A robot doesn't own any money so they can't do that.

>>508594585
fpbp
this shit HAS to be a troll, there's no way this is serious
/thread

>>508594344 (OP)
No one has ever wanted to do that job.
Ever.

>>508594344 (OP)
>no flying cars
>but we still got rosie
Eh, this is fine considering people can't even fucking drive on the ground.

>>508594585
He doesn't get paid enough to give a shit.

>>508594344 (OP)
if you can fuck that robot you just made the perfect wife

>>508594344 (OP)
it should clean toilets with a separate tool entirely. Also they should dress it up to look like an old Russian lady. She can be fat pump short and be in peasant robes. It would be very comfy

>>508594585
You would not believe how many people actually clean this way.

>>508594584
Because it looks like a stop-motion cartoon

>>508594344 (OP)
It's alleged, that these people who clean things work of their own accord for free.

>>508594854
>its optional to not get hepatitis.
good to know

>>508607238
>>508607238
yeah i want my fucking wife to clean my toilet right before she cleans my cock, both with her mouth of course