Thread 508594723

Germanbros your response?

>>508594723 (OP)
Racoons rock
Germans are fags
Let raccoons have Germany

>niggers and sandniggers are destroying europe
>b-b-but let me tell about those animals stealing out trash

the fuck is wrong with euroshits

>>508594832
This

>>508594832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqwblxL73Ko&ab_channel=WildlifeXTeamInternational
The Raccoon Reich will last a thousand years

No racoon ever called me a Schwurbler. Let them conquer this country.

>>508594723 (OP)
they are cute tho and people don't mind
they aren't like the ones in north america that rampage through trash and stuff.
they live in the forrests and fill a niche that the now extinct european washbear used to have
mostly eat molluscs

>>508595600
>they aren't like the ones in north america that rampage through trash and stuff.
kek
in the trash is where I see those fluffy retards every night here

>>508594832
Based

>>508594723 (OP)
More raccons
Less niggers
Simple as

>>508594832
Fucking based and raccoonpilled
Obligatory fpbp

>>508594723 (OP)
>Europe flooded with violent and infectious brown invaders for decades: “this is good!”
>Europe spots a few raccoons having a giggle: “WE’RE BEING INVADED, GENOCIDE NOW!”

What the fuck is their problem?

>>508594723 (OP)
I think we have to put down the rampaging american animals but we need a nucear deterrent first.

Racoons are a pest and spread rabies.

Rats are cute too but you're better off killing them.

This is why women shouldn't run society. Too easy to manipulate them using their emotions.

>>508594933
Lmfao dead continent

>>508594933
>NO FOCUS ON LE PSYOP INSTEAD OF THINGS WITH ACTUAL MEASURABLE IMPACTS!!!!!!!
This planet is doomed to die.

>>508594723 (OP)
You have to go apeshit on them. I had a bad raccoon problem to the point that I couldn't put any garbage outside because the coons would work all night trying to get into the cans. Then I went to the farmers market and got all of the spoiled fruit I wanted. I put it out in the yard at night and wiped out hundreds. I had a raccoon holocaust going for about 5 years.

>>508594933
Checked. Based freemason digits
>the fuck is wrong with euroshits
Environmentalism haterally replaced any traditional religious belief system that they might have had. Ecological Malthusianism and globalism are supposed to be the newly contrived values system of Europe

>>508596946
this

They don’t make good pets. They can climb onto anything and get into everything with their little hand-paws

>>508596946
Coons are Coons no difference and both are pest.

>>508594832
Seig fucking heil, hail the Herson Enot and his merry men

>>508594723 (OP)
That's badass. Raccoons are neat.

>>508595805
Waschbär, was machste in Leiptzsch?

>>508594832
yeah good deal, go home ami, we glady take racoons instead of you.

>>508597992
On the contrary, they're very affectionate and fun to have as a pet; you just have to concede a very large place for him to live, built specifically for him and for ease of maintenance, and never let the poor bastard out of that area. Also give him a family of raccoons to play with. Just open a zoo. They don't make good free-roaming housepets, for sure, if you like your stuff, though. They can be potty trained, I believe. They are reportedly very affectionate to their keepers.

>>508594723 (OP)
>Germanbros your response?
I like raccoons

>>508594832
>>508595099
>>508595391
>>508596878
>>508596991
why dont you go fuck yourself, you mexican niggers

>>508599013
Don't you wish they'd walk right up to you and rub against your leg, like a cat that wants some petting?

>>508599163
yeah, would take it home and cook for it, would name him Bob lol

>>508594723 (OP)

I love racoons can someone introduce them here asap

>>508594723 (OP)
Racoons are the kikes of animals.

>>508599130
Tells those spic what is what kraut-anon.

>>508599705
They breed like rabbits so all you need is a couple of males and female and set them loose. within a year they'll be everywhere. I have like 40 racoons living in my back yard, kind of creep me out at night when 30 of them just come out of nowhere and surround me.

>>508594723 (OP)
>america
>coons
part and parcel of being allied with uncle sam.

>>508599705
they will come
apparently we only had a few of them a few decades ago, they escaped from somehwere and now they are spreading
and there isnt really anything you can do about it
they are smart and easily survive in cities and so on

>>508594723 (OP)
>Germany getting cooned
What's new?

>>508597284
>tf
>tp
you're a jewish mutt

>>508594933
The exact shit happens here with Argentinian parrots, some cute birds that live along normal pigeons but hey the insane masse of moors and niggers? nah that's not a problem, the harmless birds are

https://euroweeklynews.com/2020/02/27/malaga-agrees-to-argentine-parrot-cull-on-the-costa-del-sol/

>>508599013
Generally you shouldn't want any non native animals outside of a zoo. I dont consider them a pest like some people do but they are just so common I dont think much of them.

>>508595805
:3

>>508594933
>animals stealing out trash
coons will have to compete with gypsies

>>508601090
>parrots
they are in Cologne too, so many of them

>>508594832
No coon ever called me untermensch

>>508594723 (OP)
Embrace the gift. These little guys are great

>>508601853
fr

>>508594723 (OP)
They're more polite than the other invasive species that Germany lets in.

>>508598779
Mülleimer macht Waschbär froh,
Nach Müllabfuhr geht's in den Zoo.

>>508599130
No raccoon ever called me a burger.
You’re just scared because they’re smarter than the niggers and dune coons. The trash pandas are going to steal your jobs and definitely your women.

>>508597597
monster

>>508597894
hehehe coon coon coon

>>508594723 (OP)
Those poor raccoons certainly look like they desperately need some Bürgergeld and an Integrationskurs.

>>508599130
Kek. Mehmet the dönerslinger is pissed because he knows raccoons hate his kind.

>>508594723 (OP)
Cute! Can I have coon pet?

>>508594832
>>508594723 (OP)
We held them in cages for their fur, some day fur farmers decided to let some racoons free they didn't need anymore and others escaped. What these idiots didn't expect that they feel right at home here and reproduce like rats. Now they became a plague and their are plans now to holocaust them here

>>508594723 (OP)
did someone bring some as pets and they got free?
of all the Asian and African invasive species that get brought to my state, its a relief to hear that native American plants or animals are being invasive somewhere else.

like turtles. England had none, starting in the 90s pond sliders from america became popular pets after the ninja turtles cartoon, and now they have a population of them there in the ponds

>>508603015
Oh so its cool when a raccoon does it but when I try to do that they are all like "GET AWAY FROM ME! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

>>508601090
euroshit insanity has now boundaries.

>>508603015
lol

>>508594933
they're the same shit.

>>508594723 (OP)
Don't let the Russians know. Raccoons are prized war loot for the Slavic horde.

>>508604826
in west germany they were intentionally introduced by a group of hunters to make money from the pelts
in the east a few escaped commercial pelt farms too

>>508594723 (OP)
My grandmothers brother was German as shit. Died in 1988... but he lived in America and had like 20 raccoon pets. Germans and raccoons are a natural mix

>>508605287
Didnt that guy get mauled by a tiger a few days ago?

I heard that they are spreading brain parasites and some aids, so they are considered pests

>>508605650
Russians do not get mauled. They strategically intercept the animals teeth with their flesh to protect the motherland.

>>508594723 (OP)
Austria bros
Are you guys doing OK?
18000cpm will give you ass cancer pretty quick

coons a cute. leave them alone.

>>508604721
i catch coons in traps using blueberries/raspberries,blackberries and sweet corn that goes bad from the grocery, they are the DUMBEST fucking mammals i've ever encountered. you can trap one in picrel with a racoon already trapped in a cage 10 yards away making a fucking racket no problem, and when you pull the cages and kill the critters, then reset, you'll get another 2 within the hour.
it seems their drive to get the food on the paper plate in the cage is much higher than their driver for self preservation or pattern recognition

>>508606095
sieg h-ACK

>>508605900
they get and pass rabies easy as shit, mostly from them hunting hibernating bats (bats bite back)...idk if you got alotta bats in krautland, if so good luck

>>508594723 (OP)
what is a raccon worth?
can you eat them?
do niggers eat them?

>>508594723 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508594933
I would rather live next to raccoons than browns

>>508606893
Yes

Recipe

https://realtree.com/timber-2-table-wild-game-recipes/old-fashioned-roasted-raccoon

>>508594723 (OP)
LOL why would you import coons?
...wait, don't answer that

>>508594832
Many have been saying this

Not sure what the krautanese says but this is what Grok shit out

>>508594723 (OP)
K-Town, Kaiserslautern. Home of the Spermbirds.
Back in the late 80s American GIs sung in German hardcore bands, in the 90s the rappers took over

Smart money is betting on the raccons

>>508594723 (OP)
Rabies will spread across western Europe

>>508597894
Must be a French raccoon

>>508597894
FUCKING COON IMMIGRANTS ARE TAKING OUR CATS

If German bros eat coons.. you have to cut out stink glands or it will taste bad. Actually jungle fever germans might like stink

>>508606893
if you're good @ skinning/tanning picrel...if not, 30-50 bucks

>>508607386
Better one

>>508605900
>I heard that they are spreading brain parasites and some aids, so they are considered pests
Checked. Those are hohols, not trash pandas.

>>508607575
As a teenager we used to coon hunt at night and dress them up. Then we'd drive around niggertown like an ice cream truck and sell them for $5-10 a piece. Usually made 100-200$ a night split 2 or 3 ways.

>>508594723 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508607673
They need tiny hats

>>508607820
shoulda learned how to tan...clda made fuckin bank with those numbers. its stinky but worth it

>>508594723 (OP)
Racoons are smarter than the average nigger, and are more orderly. Pest all the same though.

>>508607938
Kek

>>508607991
We never tanned them but would sell or give them to people that did. Was mostly for fun. Having some beers, going out in the woods at night with a .22 and goofing around.

>>508607938
wow, rude. must be asian

>>508607820
I can tell you’re a real southern person because of ghetto food sales. No Yankees would know that

>>508594723 (OP)
I will take 10 racoons for 1 turk/arab/syrian/afgani/ etc. Fuck, I will even take 10 hyenas for 1 of those

>>508594723 (OP)
Can a 10kg terrier kill one of these in a fight?

>>508597178
Europeans have strictly defined things that they are allowed to be upset about and never transgress those boundaries until someone gives them permission. You could be a Germ, watch a migrant behead a little girl on the street, and you would walk past it with full NPC glaze, only to randomly get unfathomably upset about some shit like video game lootboxes when you get home for "some reason".

>>508608179
People around here buy 55 gallon drums of tide and sell in ghetto

>>508594723 (OP)
TRASH PANDAS FUCK YEA

>>508608179
No shit lol. It's in the middle of louisiana. We would go to Simmesport or Moreaville. All the older niggers fucking love coon.

>>508595600
they are the exact same ones. germans imported them from america. the nazis even released them into the forests with the hopes of hunting them in the future. that's why they call them nazi racoons.

>>508595805
We call them trash pandas for a reason.

>>508607938
what the fuck is Jifo

>>508608959
Mind your own fucking business

>>508594723 (OP)
Are Germans allowed to own a .22? i know that Hitler relaxed the laws but that was a while ago

>>508608625
we already have this but humans
remember that we're cucked to get money back on plastic and glas bottles?
tons of peoples in the cities hunting for that shit, I'd pay money to see them duke it out with fluffy ferals any day.

>>508597178
"The Guardian" is bri'ish
never even heard of them in our media, saw some though, cute lil niggers

>>508609456
sure. and racoons have hunting season all year round

>>508601720
at least in Cologne they're already tradition and nobody gives a shit, as it should be.

>>508595805
>>508595600
Once found one sitting in the trash can, trapped.
Didn't let him about, but apparently someone else did later.

lel one night while staying in Golden Gate park with some buddies(I never stayed in the park) we were woken by some raccons trying to get at the food in our backpacks, we startled them into the trees and when we turned on our flashlight there was probably 20 pairs of eyes above us. They spent the next few hours slowly crawling back down and then getting startled back up.

>>508609456
Quite easily, yes, but for sports shooting. You're not supposed to shoot them in public places without an additional hunting license, and this in turn is restricted to designated hunting territory (roughly speaking: forest and the fields surrounding a forest). Even if you were a licensed exterminator you probably couldn't go around and shoot these with impunity, even if you clean up.
But naturally doing an Amon Göth and sniping some from your balcony without anyone seeing should be fine. May be "safer" to use a legal weapon tho, like a crossbow; less legal risk.
>TNDXM

>>508594723 (OP)
The white man has always been experimenting with population control. Here is how it can be done
1. Import raccoons with rabies
2. Make raccoons interested in pottery production (fine natural hand skills and like to wash hands in the making)
3. Hide raccoon babies in finished pots
4. Donate raccoon pots to invader kids and sell it as the new thing
5. ???
6. Profit

>>508612099
Aryaniggers knew fuckall about pottery tho. How do you do pottery while riding a horse? Literally what he asked,
and judging by your scheme you're definitely an Aryan as well.
European ceramics technology took about 2000 years to recover from their takeover.

>>508594723 (OP)
All thanks to Göring who reintroduced the species

>>508594832
Germans are just jealous that something will look through the neighbors trash before they get too.

>>508610133
oh we have that too, people are always going into trash to pick out the cans and bottles to get back some cash
homeless do this all the time
the trash pandas come out at night though

>>508613767
They're ruining the Ordnung of our Werkstoffverwertungskette! This is not okay!

>>508597894
Females are cool, young males can get random profound food aggression though, no matter how well you treat them. They can take off a thumb. Got to be aware.

>>508598711
>meme flag
Opinion discarded.

Kassel?

They're just harmless wash bears

>>508594933
its a joke on the goymans, thats obvious but it goes over your retards heads now does it not.

>>508595600
>zhey eat zhe mollusc
they ate your brain, retard!

>>508612827
wasn't really the nazis
my grandad used to hunt at the Edersee where they were first released and my family still has a holiday home there
i heard a lot of stories from the hunters and the gist is the local hunters and their overseer, who was one of the boys, thought they could get rich selling furs
it's a total backwater so nobody ever cared to check what they were doing
interestingly the local washbear population isn't an ecological problem. they got that right. other than some upset campers of course