Thread 508595538

What do you carry around the ghetto for self defense purposes? For me its pic rel

My hands
Always ready to kill

>>508595538 (OP)
Weed, it sedates the masses.

>>508595538 (OP)
Best to stay out of nigger land.
And better still to go into nigger land with some dumbass little knife that looks expensive.

>>508595538 (OP)
I am a green belt in judo. East St. Louis, at their grayhound bus station is the only place I had to use it, of course the niggers won't snitch on you for incapacitating another nigger but your "fellow" white men sure in the hell will so they can jack off to cops.

>>508595966
Wasn't there a boomer that killed a nigger with one of those a few years back?

>>508595538 (OP)
https://youtu.be/uDGHKyB3T_U?si=ggLZY7kVGbYFLp8q

>>508595955
I'm trying to complete my crazy white boy aesthetic, ebony girlies love it

I'll take the GEP Gun.

>>508595538 (OP)
I only go to the ghetto to buy crack and never had any issues. Friendly folk.

>>508595538 (OP)
>What do you carry around the ghetto for self defense purposes?

>>508595538 (OP)
Nice wall hanger, retard.

>>508595538 (OP)
The season 4 Faith episodes are the high point of the series and reveal how much better of an actress Eliza Dushku is than Sarah Michelle Gellar.

>>508595538 (OP)
>he relies on faith
lol

>>508596283
>crazy whiteboi
>using a knife some broad got from her immortal evil mayor snake dad
lmao
real niggas roll w/ Olaf the Troll Gawd's Magic Hammer

>>508595538 (OP)
Wouldn’t a gun be better
Lol, the people in the ghetto are carry glocks

>>508595538 (OP)
Isn't Hibben dead? Who's maling his faggy, useless fantasy knives now?

>>508596283
You said "self defense" in your op.
Now you say it's so you can practice bestiality with sheboons, because it attracts them.
Make up your mind.

>>508595538 (OP)
I carry the words of death.

first off I don't go to ghettos because I'm not stupid. second I carry a gun like an adult. and on a side note my second wife had that same corny ass knife lol

>>508596068
>attempt to use your Judo to grapple some hostile nigger
>his 8 friends beat the shit out of you as you're trying to wrestle
kek, what a fucking retard

>>508595966
...pussy.
For me its the ma'tok

>>508596068
How do you judo a man that removes his shirt?

A vial of a manufactured virus that specifically targets the nigger gene and infects them with deadly symptoms.

>>508595966
Me when 20 inch pizza

>>508595538 (OP)

Carry?!

>entering a dangerous zone without a defensive drone swarm

>>508596509
you mean S3?

All of you are morons. There are many lethal objects you can carry which have dual purpose you can argue in court. Niggers know this and yet you fools are trying to get prison time

>>508595538 (OP)
new frank green and a sneaky link

This bad boy.
Endless souls for my afterlife plantation.

>>508595538 (OP)
Why are you in a ghetto? You a nigger?

>>508595966
When the boys show up with pain sticks. Not today!

>>508595780
stick with the prod
prod with the prod

>>508595538 (OP)
being realistic
you will escalate the situation from a simple robbery, to a fight for your life situation

both sides are going to do what they can in order to kill the other side.

>>508595966
Based and deep space 9 pilled.

>>508595538 (OP)
i got a claw knife strapped to the side of the carseat in case i get jacked (for range of motion) and a 10mm xdm in case i see someone getting raped by gimmigrants (not joking)

>>508600255
how ever, and ONLY as a last resort, I would have a short nose revolver

you won't be able to fight a war like in Rambo, but you will be able to shoot the enemy without him even noticing that you had a gun in your pocket

>>508597115
FOX…DIE!?

>>508595538 (OP)
A job application

>>508595538 (OP)
>What do you carry around the ghetto for self defense purposes?
the frostmourne

>>508595538 (OP)
Jehovah's witness brochures and religious literature. They tend to go out of their way to avoid me.

>>508600921
just any form of literature on ya will work. Really.

>>508595538 (OP)
Glock 20 so the bullet goes through the niggers body and hits the nigress behind him

>>508595538 (OP)
I live atop a mountain in a rural Whiteopia.
I haven't seen a nigger in years.

>>508595538 (OP)
Nothing, we may have gypsies, but they know fear now, and are more peaceful than your average nigger or american. Nowadays they act like tough shit only abroad, but in here, no one buys their bullshit anymore.
Other shitskins I've seen around are indians or SEA mystery meant, I haven't seen a single mudslime in my life, and a kike with their signature braids only once in the 31 years I've been around.
So no, I never had to carry a damn thing in my life, never been mugged or in any kind of conflict, nor have I ever roamed the streets fearing for my safety.

>>508599656
>This is a super important space traveling installation all the world governments helped fund and build!
>And this religious nut blew it up, all hope is lost....
>...Thankfully, we built this backup one in secret!
God that was fucking stupid.

>>508595538 (OP)

Three things people always ask in the ghetto. 1. Directions because they could be lost, think you are lost, or testing you with a punk test. 2. Always carry change, yes people always ask for money but they take the bus too. 3. Newports or cigs, if you don't smoke better because people will ask for cigs. But, smokers tend to know what's up and the ghetto respects them.

Other than that. Try and get in and out in the ghetto. Always have a phone ready. Do not stand out any building if you are waiting for a taxi or Uber.

>>508602083
I just make eye contact with niggers until they look down. I picture in my mind that I will kill them if they chimp out and so far they always look down. It's very satisfying, I was scared to do it when I was younger.

>>508597097
Then it just b3comes greco wresteling.

>>508602011

Awfully convenient to have a secondary after some terrorist blew up the govt project first one, huh ...

>>508595538 (OP)
>What do you carry around the ghetto
Ghettos don't exist where I live.

>>508596119
Nigger, you don’t fucking EDC Chiappa Rhino like an guntiste do you? You can get a sub compact Max-9 under 300 bucks new and if you dom a groid with it you’re only out 300 bucks instead of a grand. And don’t say stopping power, get +P and use proper technique

>t. Urban /k/ommando

>>508603171
>United States
Yeah sure

Perfume

>>508603706
I would have to drive for a half an hour to encounter an area that isn't open farmland with houses less than a quarter mile apart. I'd estimate I haven't even seen a non-white person in at least a month. The United States isn't just a bunch of shitty metropolises and suburbs crammed full of brown people with nothing but emptiness between them. 75% of the country is wide open space enjoyed peacefully by mostly white people. Being from the UK this may be difficult for you to comprehend.

>>508595538 (OP)
>>508603171
This, but because I'm in Saskatchewan. What the fuck is a ghetto
I've seen like 3 homeless people my entire life

>>508595966
Qapla!

>>508604839
That's because they freeze to death and are devoured by bears

>>508602083
The answer to every question on the street is NO.

>>508595538 (OP)
What pussy ass liberal area do you reside where you can't carry?

>>508603706
It's a country the size of a continent. There are absolutely places where 0 ghettoness exists, though there are less than there used to be.

>>508595538 (OP)
StabOOM

>>508596119
>>508603443
>carrying a revo to fight niggers
It's never just one black

>>508605704
lol. lmao even. What a maroon.

>>508595538 (OP)
Faith is so hot. I wish I was Xander when he got raped by her.

>>508605143
bears

>>508602083
it's just funny to me that you're describing it like an encounter with a mountain lion or a bear

As a Bong in France you can't carry a weapon around in your car without good reason.
BUT you never know when you'll meet a fellow brit and might fancy a game.

anyone have greentext about 5,7 mass shooter event in usa?

>>508599829
>>508600595
unstoppably based and lich-pilled

pic rel is my edc

>>508595538 (OP)
What is the best Canadian compliant option? With plausible deniability of course. I had a cop almost search me recently for something completely unrelated and that made me retire my knife

>>508596191
Something like that

>>508595538 (OP)
a couple of these

>>508603443
>Urban /k/ommando
Go back faggot

My baby. One of the best things I have ever bought.

>>508597062
>>508605288
>>508605924
https://youtu.be/NjlCVW_ouL8

>>508607526
depressing

>>508597115
We've tried that before w/ mixed results. It's easier to put abortion clinics on every black corner (which we also do).

>>508595538 (OP)

P365XL.

Keep the flush fit magazine 12 round magazine in the gun so its concealable and keep an extended 17 round magazine with a grip extension in pocket so I can have a full size grip if things get really spicy.

Magazine grip extensions are underrated.

>>508595966
I was gonna say, but what does this leave? Guess I'll post this old ass meme image.

>>508595538 (OP)
Yo, I got one of those out of the Bud-K magazine ages ago. They used to peddle all kinds of goofy garbage in there, like "Damascus steel" swords.

Possessing anything that could stop you from being raped by a pack of niggers is illegal here. Can't even carry mace. You know, the thing that is explicitly non-lethal and leaves no lasting damage. Just nuke us already.

>>508596433
are you me?

>>508606454
>cut a groove into one (or both) of the edges
>get epoxy glue and a bunch of glass shards
>???
>Profit

>>508614245
>>>508606454
>>cut a groove into one (or both) of the edges
>>get epoxy glue and a bunch of glass shards
>>???
>>Profit
I'd have convince the police it's part of the game. Good luck with that.

>>508597390
There goes the neighborhood.

>>508614818
Aztecs had some pretty violent games.

just have a pocket dedicated to sand
pocket sand

>>508615169
I have silver hair and grey eyes - doesn't seem very Aztec to me - or I could just hit them with the cricket bat.

>>508595538 (OP)
My little friend from Canuckistan:

>>508595538 (OP)
My wicked sense of humor

>>508597062
"Lemons could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this planet before. There could be Lemons anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE LEMONS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire space craft, making it pulsate even as the ancient gene therapy circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of citrus after dark. "With a puddle jumper, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

I need no defense i look broke and retarded by default

>>508595538 (OP)
fag knife

get old timer fixed blade you pussy

>>508595538 (OP)
For my bicycle.

>>508595538 (OP)
Fuck yeah
>>508595736
Fucken nasty dawg
>>508595937
Based and jew-pilled
>>508618390
Technically true but style points are much more important.

>>508596911
Oh yeah, "what if you're being ambushed by 9 armed negros!?" is such a reasonable goalpost.

>>508617209
Not so fast.

>>508619294
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but it is in America.

>>508595538 (OP)
Mall ninja shit is for Londonistan
Americans got guns, the hood has modified guns

A GPS system so I don’t have to risk my life by going to the animal exhibit we call a ghetto

>>508609879
First thought I had lol.

>>508619694
guns are loud, and if you go first it doesn't matter

>>508609879

yeah its not going to be doing that desu

>>508613743
>Just nuke us already
Ain't got a loicense for that, sorry.

>>508620528

give it another 20 years you might have to

>>508595538 (OP)
glock compact

>>508595538 (OP)
What's a ghetto?

>>508620915

Assault cactus? it looks like its been fired already

>>508599947
Classy.

>>508595538 (OP)

Why would you go to a ghetto? I've been to a gypsy ghetto and it sucks. It's full with brownoid subhumans n shiet.

>>508595538 (OP)
I want a gun, i'm already a fatso so maybe i can apply for american citizenship

>>508596509
SMG is gross. Eliza Dushku is fucking beautiful I also used to fuck another actress on that stupid show in HS and college, Paige Moss. She was a dirty little spinner who fucked like a demon.

>>508595538 (OP)
>living in Burgerkistan

Got your problem, man.

>>508595538 (OP)

Why would I ever go to ghetto at first place?

>>508620915
Someone should pull this off in Bongistan so they have to ban cactussies LOL

>>508597062
KREE