Holy shit shadow people are real, they fucked with me all night while I was in sleep paralysis.

>>508602256 (OP)
I literally dont care until you at the very least get the 42 million people you imported since 2020 out of the country.

>>508602256 (OP)
You were doing cocaine, admit it.
>t. Shadow man from ur bedroom last nite, lol

>>508602256 (OP)
this is no laughing matter

>>508602256 (OP)
You have to state Jesus is Lord, Christ is King. And wiggle your big toe. You're welcome

>>508604180
i get shadow people/hatman/smilers even when fully sober. i just dream heavier than most people.

>>508602256 (OP)
Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ. Pray to Jesus for protection when they appear and tell them to leave. They have no power.

>>508602256 (OP)
I saw a shadow octopus. It was pretty crazy. Last night.

>>508605013
>>508604316
idk if this is advisable, but i have pretty good control of my dreams. always have. any time i see demons in my dreams, i give them the standard rebuking affair (in the name of the Lord) but then i grab hold of them and eat them. i've lost count of how many demons i've eaten in my dreams

Are there shadow waifus?

I've seen them as well.

>>508602256 (OP)
fake

>>508605310
Entire shadow families with little shadow dogs and shadow hamsters.

>>508604283
Youre literally a gab profile on a fake internet where white people go when they do the no no thoughts

I devoured one once, they haven't bothered my wife since.
If you understand the vedic concept of energy vampirism, you can do it as well
Instead of drawing energy from the air and Earth, you focus instead on drawing it from a target individual, animal or "entity".

>>508602256 (OP)
Why do shadow people let jews exist

>>508602256 (OP)
Lately I've been getting faceless wrinkly humanoids that look like they're from a tool video during my bouts of sleep paralysis. They go away when I scold them or tell them they're not real. When I was younger I'd get terrifying black haired hags with no eyes or teeth. These radiated cold hatred. I'd have to get angry at them for them to go away. I don't feel any malice from the tool video people. Maybe I'll try talking to them next time

>>508606251
>I'd have to get angry at them for them to go away
Oh so you fed them

>>508602256 (OP)
>wake up on the street naked, hide from people walking by
>realize it's just a dream and start chilling buck naked on the dream street
>next couple walks by and notices and stands in front of me, I just waive hello
>the two who passed come back and stare as well
>all four turn into black silloettes with lights for eyes, growing larger more menacing just like op plc
>start to feel disoriented
>wake up
They are real. Mom saw 5hem too when she was dying.

>>508602256 (OP)
They are called DEMONS

Call upon Jesus Christ to save you from this affliction, and he will save you from this affliction. Now, or when it is happening.

>I wouldn't wait for proof

>>508605215
Why would want the demon inside of you?

>you're now possessed AND a fag

>>508606887
nah. i've already rebuked them and placed them at the feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. It is up to the Lord weather or not he wants to destroy them or just drive them out. I act as a prison cell to them.

>>508602256 (OP)
1pbtid bait thread...
>>508606778
...but this is true.

>>508607097
I have a picture of the Hat-man.

it's cursed, so I won't post it.

>Shit is real

Christ is the only answer to save you, be warned,

Beware Unearned Wisdom

This thread needs meds.

>>508602256 (OP)
I've seen them too, after a particular incident I did some protective warding no visits since.

>>508607387
>Christ is the only answer to save you
True of shadow people and everything else.

>>508602256 (OP)
once i was sleeping near my 2 year old son . and i woke up because i was hearing voices and whispers it sounded like some demonic talks. when i open my eyes i saw shadows move around and one shadow arm on me pressing me down and the other pressings my son's neck and he made choking noices , i couldn't move at first at all , then i summoned all my power and will into my arm to move it and to push away the shadow from my son . i did it, i know people think it is just sleep paralysis but it was affecting my son , there is something called Sudden infant death symptom where kids just die in their sleep and nobody knows why. i believe that it is those demons killing kids . i believe itnis real

Christ makes the demons (and aliens) go away.

>>508602256 (OP)
i've only had sleep paralysis one time. i was awoken to the blankets pulled tight against me while a midget wizard, which is the best way to describe it, pointed a skinny finger at me. the next day my arm was killing me and weeks later i went to the ER and was told i had a blood clot that could kill me at any moment

>>508602256 (OP)
That happened to me before. How do you kill them?

I used to see them all the time when I was a child. I would turn around and see them looking at me behind corners and quickly disappear. They were all harmless so I didn't mind them. The thing that messed me up mentally was when I woke up at night to pee and when I entered the bathroom I saw glowing red eyes outside the window. I started screaming and crying. Years later I found out these were also a type of shadow people but more dangerous.

Curious thing is, after we moved out to a new home, all appearances and oddities completely stopped. That made me believe that these entities haunt places, not people directly.

>>508608845
you need to summon all your will and power and banish them from this plane. those mother fuckers are real as it is not only in your mind . like i wrote before it was choking my son, and when i finally pushed it away my son started crying and he was saved.

>>508609598
that is possible because when it happened to me i was in an rented house Airbnb in japan, in a wooden cottage. never ever happened to me in my own house

>>508602256 (OP)
Did you see the the tan hat man ceo of project man hat tan?

>>508608416
Strange it almost sounds like it saved your life. A warning.

>>508602256 (OP)
when I was around 9 or 10 I slept over at my grandmas house for a couple weeks and was haunted by weird shit nearly the entire time, one night I woke up to see my dad sitting on the end of my bed with his face away from me (he wasnt at the house) I reached out to touch him on the back to see if he was real and he turned into a cloud of pitch black smoke, I started screaming as loud as I could to get my mom to wake up. What was weird was I wasnt paralyzed at all I was sitting up and fully conscious. shit would knock on my door all the time and I just felt creeped out 24/7 in that house, even brought some kids over to hang out and they all got instantly creeped out too.

>>508607442
normie npc needs to go back

>>508609601
Thanks for the advice. Thankfully they didn't actually attack me but stood in front of me for a few minutes menacingly circling around. I held on to my crucifix and prayed to God. After a while I picked up a heavy object and started stabbing the air where they appeared to be, that didn't work. What ultimately did was that I turned on the tv and made an effort to ignore them, after about an hour they eventually had gone away.

>>508602256 (OP)
Shadow people are real, they are NOT hallucinations either. Theyve been reported with the exact same appearance, around the World, for thousands of years. For the last few decades, one called the "Hatman" has been making apperances.
I believe your brain functions like an antenna. When youre tuned to different frequencies, thats when they show up.

>>508610547
it is hard to keep the evil at bay.

>>508610571
Don't forget to leave your lights on over man hat tan like the statue of liberty does

If you have seen shadow people or had sleep paralysis you need to watch this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJv_nJCXzzI

Holy shit this isnt political SAGE

>>508602256 (OP)
You have to tell the spirits to leave your body (except Jesus Christ) or they will accumulate and destroy your soul like a raft of "refugees" on a European beach.

>>508602256 (OP)
Nigger

>>508610964
Demons are very much involved in politics, they even have their own political ponzi scheme set up called democracy.

>>508611099
I thought it was called AIPAC?

>>508611191
same thing

>>508611191
And who do you think promotes "democracy"? You MFers are so annoyingly stupid, it's infuriating.

>>508606251
that black haired hag tired t kill my son

>>508604316
This but unironically.

Once, late at night in 2013 I couldn't sleep, got a massive headache. I'm convinced it was a demonic attack. I even thought about offing myself.

Then I just called out the name of Jesus and immediately found help and relieve. It was a life altering experience where I first learned and accepted the power of the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

I think I experience sleep paralysis but there's never anything visible there
Usually I feel I need to get up and face something but I get up and then realize I just woke up and am still lying down

>>508602256 (OP)
one just flew over my house

>>508610964
This isn't a politics board it's a containment board for naziboos to say nigger and jew and talk about politically incorrect things.

>>508612499
I think the hagg is what I experienced, I'm nor sure since it was my first time having sleep paralysis, and I was too freaked out at what was really happening, but I'm sure the silhouette wasn't wearing a "hat", more like a hooded figure ir long hair

>>508613528
yes for me to, no hat. i believe there are different demons , there are many types . like i said hag tried to kill my child, makes sense in a way. devouring ",mother", taking another child of this planet. but not on my watch

>>508610794
>>508612543
In the fall of 2008 my freshman year of college i was laying in bed awake studying and all of a sudden an intense force pushed me against the wall next to my bed in such a way that I couldn't move or do anything and I was flooded with a feeling of intense dread. It wasn't until I yelled out "God" and "Jesus" that I was able s to start moving and I moved my hand and arm away from the wall and touched a nearby Bible and the feeling of dread went away and I was filled with some relief but utterly exhausted. In hindsight its crazy to think about but it happened just like that.

>>508614529
i believe you my friend.

>>508614951
Im glad you saved your son. SIDS is scary and i never thought of it as demons at work. Of course ((they)) harness relationships with demons so it would never be reported as that. Many years later in a different apartment I would periodically wake up feeling watched and as if I could see a shadow person fold into the curtains as I came to. For whatever reason the instances with that second entity were never more than startling.

>>508614412
For me I was alone, it just stood in the open doorway to my room, I could feel it's raging hatred for me, I never felt such dread in my life and the feeling of helplessness at being paralyzed. Then I felt a pressure on my chest, with each breath getting more difficult to inhale, then I must have passed out because I don't remember after that part.

>>508604316
>>508605013
True it does work. During my worst episodes of sleep paralysis invoking God was the last line of defense.

>>508602256 (OP)
I only had sleep paralysis once in my life when I was a teenager.
I woke up, used the bathroom, laid back down and before drifting back to sleep entirely I realized I couldn't move.
And then appeared a tornado in my room.
It was a swirling tornado of white smoke and it emitted lights. Yellow, red, blue flashes inside the vortex. For some reason I was not afraid.
Then it began to send electrical arcs out of the tornado around the room. This did worry me.
My bed frame was metal and I worried I was going to be electrocuted. And indeed the lighting arcs did hit my bed frame several times but didn't seem to hurt me.
I watched it for what seemed like 10 minutes and then I suddenly got so sleepy, I fell back asleep with it going on. When I woke back up a few hours later, the room was still dark but whatever it was, had vanished.

>>508602256 (OP)
I have seen several shadow figures in my life and one in my room on front of my bed that only happened once during a time where I was really stressed out about my life. What I found is that these niggers always try to be as fast as possible to get you to notice them barely so you're aware that they exist. It's terrifying when it happens but that's the extent of them. You can chase them into the room that they zoomed by and nothing every happens. Once you start calling them shadow niggers to their face, they fuck off because they know you're in control.

>>508615862
I'm pretty sure that was just a Diddy party.

As long as you didnt take the covid markbeast vaccine, all sleep paralysis dissappear in Jesus name.

>>508602256 (OP)
The shadow people are like gargoyles, they protect you from demonic possession. I was scared of them the first two times I saw them when tweaking, but then I learned to make friends with them and keep them around as guardian forces. Now we combine our powers to fight demons and satan.

>>508615862
Were the metal bars of your bed any different the next morning?

>>508607978
Nope

>>508604316
>>508612543
>>508615753
you can't talk during sleep paralysis dumbass

>>508616117
>I was really stressed out about my life.

This right here is when it happened to me too, I've also read somewhere it's that negative energy that attracts them to you.

>>508616329
I don't know about that. My best friend did suffer sleep paralysis several times and fairly recently he was probably around 40 when it started happening. He'd feel awake but he couldn't move and this shadow thing as he called it walked back and forth in front of his door, then would come in the room, and climb up on his bed, and walk back and forth at the end of the bed. He could feel the mattress shaking and moving. It not only happened in an apartment he rented but then he moved back home and it was still happening almost nightly. He said it must have happened half a hundred times or more.
Finally he broke down in prayer and begged Jesus for it to stop. And suddenly it did.
And he's not had the problem since.
Honestly I probably would have done that right away what he told me sounds damn scary.

>>508616567
Exactly. It's all a larp to these people. Normally in a sleep paralysis you can't move/speak even if you try. That's the point of sleep paralysis, to just hopelessly observe even if you're in a mood to fight.

>>508605215
You're a fool to believe you are stronger than demons without the help of Jesus Christ.

>>508616666
Sleep paralysis is scary, but shadow people aren't. Shadow people *look* scary, but they're not malevolent entities.

>>508602256 (OP)
ur just gay OP

>>508602256 (OP)
Yeah I got those too. One of them climbed on top of me and sniffed my face. Inappropriate desu

>>508605608
Leave me alone, wojak

>>508616604
Im stresses AF rn and praying lots

>>508616854
>but they're not malevolent entities.

You have never had this I can tell. I've had some REALLY fucked up nightmares in my life, but this thing felt so surreal and vivid and the fear these things invoke in you is definitely malicious.

>>508616854
>they're not malevolent entities.
my sleep paralysis demon walked on my body. fuck that bitch

>>508602256 (OP)
I am not joking when I say that I had one of these things appear in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis. It gave off an evil presence and then proceeded to walk towards my bed and then stood over me. Literally the only thing I could do was invoke the name of Jesus Christ, and then suddenly I felt a heavenly warmth wash over my body and it was gone. I don't know what the hell that was about.

>>508617172
Shadow people aren't nightmares. They're beings you see when awake.

>>508605608
leave me alone, Wojack

>>508602256 (OP)
It's always been interesting to me to be fair. At one point in my life(I was between 14 and16 so before I first took any kind of psychodelics) I've had a sleep paralisys happen to me every night, every October, for three years. Sometimes I had to fight it off more than once a night befre I could've finally fall asleep properly. However many strange things I saw, the closes I got to the shadow people was a feeling a presence. The most regular occurences(some of which were pretty funny actually) we voices or even silluettes of people I knew. Some we're just friendly banter mocking my inability to wake up, others we're more mallicious. To this day I prefer to sleep with someone if I can, because knowing you are not alone in bed helps you immensly. Even if it's my cat. Fortunetely ever since I moved into my grandparents aparment the experience virtually seized because I know they guard over me and pray for me in my time of need. Making a prayer before going to sleep(I'm not very christian, but I make sign of cross out of habit and believe in God) is also a good habit, both psychologically healthy and helpful for avoiding those episodes.

>>508602256 (OP)
Can you elaborate what this is? I usually don't see anyone when I sleep but sometimes it feels like I cannot move a single inch and I am being suffocated and at the last moment I regain my ability to breathe.

>>508602256 (OP)
Stop meditating. Pray to Jesus and say this exactly.

Please Lord Jesus break any convenients I made knowingly and unknowingly. Cover me with the blood of Christ and fill my home with The Holy Spirit. Anything not of you and the father I rebuke and cast out of my home.

I'll pray for you too. Shadow people suck.

>>508615753
I haven't say a thing about talking, thought is enough. Which isn't easy during a real hardcore episode anyway because even the ability to think gets as hard as reaching a surfuce of water whilst having cement shoes(that how id describe it anyway).

>>508616854
Mine in my bed was some ugly bitch that was 1-2 feet tall. First it was in the corner, climbed onto the edge of my bed, I was able to regain control to try punching at it and it jumped off before I could do anything.

>>508617154
Praying won't save you. You have to make a deal with them to go away. For me, the deal with to cuck an Indian male with a sleeve tattoo in the gym and bang the chink female who was in a relationship with him. At least that's the next deal when I encounter the next shadow figure in my basement.

>>508617369
Sleep paralysis is a weird state. You are half conscious, half dreaming. None of it is real, they are hallucinations.

The only thing that's curious is how so many people report the same experiences independently. I attribute it to unresolved trauma and exposure to omnipresent media artifacts.

>>508602256 (OP)
you start to catch glimpses of them after around 30 hr without sleep. at 50 hr without stimulants, including caffeine, you can can talk to them. stimulants interfere with perception for some reason. interesting conversations but no real value. most likely it's all just a hallucination but how do you prove it one way or the other?

>>508617713
What is sleep paralysisi exactly? Till now I thought it just mean>>508617498. Is there something paranormal stuff attached to it?

>>508617498
Shadow people don't like Indians. You were probably suffocating on poo because your thin Indian frame can't support life as is.

>>508617841
I am 5 10, 75 Kg. I think I am pretty average even by western standards.

>>508602256 (OP)
you got shadow molested?

>>508617917
>165lbs
It's over.

>>508602256 (OP)
im haunted by shadow people, phantom sounds, flying crystals every night, i swear i lose several hours of sleep because of it

>>508606125
They whisper them secrets in exchange for blood rituals.

>>508617464
Fuck

>>508617982
>lbs
That is such a retarded unit.

>>508617917
sleep paralysis is a fairly common phenomena. google or chatgpt could probably better explain it than i could. i've had obe associated with sleep paralysis. probably a hallucination, but it's all just an illusion, right? i'm open to other explanations.

>>508606529
Lucid dreaming is the only time I see them.

>>508602256 (OP)
rekt them with the power of christ jesus simple as.

>>508617827
Not really. It is mostly what you've described. Sometimes it can get into a heavily headache and hallucinations territory(reportedly most of the time), but I'd wager it's usually cased by people panicking an losing themselves in the weirness of half-dreaming state. You are very prone to suggestion i.e on thought can spiral out of control into a nightmare-like hallucination that can include voices or feeling of touch. If you remain calm however and focus on faint breathing u can go through the experience without the above mentioned symptoms.

>>508618192
I'm sure it is, which is why jeet are clamoring over each other like animals at a zoo trying to take Air India to go to the US/Canada at any cost.

>>508618203
Yes, but what I thought was sleep paralysisi meant that you are in a subconscious state and you cannot move that's it. But from all the livid replies here, I guess there is some elements of paranornal attached to it as well?

>>508602256 (OP)
one talked to me, when I was a toddler
told not to forget something, but I did (and am not reactive to hypnosis)
I still see them all the time, desu, but they haven't spoken since then

>>508607039
You can't have them and the Holy Spirit inside you. Your body is a temple. Keep it clean.
>Then it says, ‘I will return to the house I left.’ When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. 45 Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that person is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.”

>>508617675
Im willing to entertain this a little. Did you actually communicate with them?

>>508618052
You can actually perform a satanic ritual to get them to fuck off if done right. Basically cucking an Indian and making the jeet's life hell is a pretty good deal for the shadow niggers. They actually left me alone for awhile making a simple offer in >>508617675.

>>508602256 (OP)
like just open your eyes nigga

>>508602256 (OP)
they feed of negative emotions used to see them when my mother was alive, and they would fuck with stuff in the house after she died i havnt seen one, and its been a long time.

>>508607097
People have unironically found Christ by realizing He does remove evil shit in your house through personal experience.

>>508618326
In my case I am completely unable to breathe for a a minute or two and I start to panick hard but then suddenly I am able to breathe again. Have you experienced it as well?

>>508617713
You should read The Stand. Mother Abigail will be there.

>>508604316
>>508605013
>>508608272
>>508615753
>>508617328
>>508617634
>>508618309
>>508618547
/Thread

>>508618480
Yes. You can actually communicate with one indirectly and you can feel/see the outline of a person right by you when it does happen. I was sitting at my desk and I seen an inverted shadow (the background was normal but you can see the shape of a person because the outline starts making strange distortions/colors).

It's not even that hard when you spent years working near a morgue and can pick up on weird energy immediately. It's neat when it happens and it's possible to give them an offer.

>>508617922
more like shadow banned

>>508610571
The advent of New Age is all a trick to tune you into those frequencies.

>>508618552
The physical perception is s distorted in this state that you might not even realise you are actually breathing, just very faintly. For me a classic is being convinced I'm moving(crawling on the floor for example to alert someone I'm convinced is in the room a friend or my flatmate usually), just to realise I haven't moved an inch during the entire thing. I doubt you'd get through a minute or two without breathing unless ure a fucking professional swimmer. The panic comes naturally with realising you do not have control over your body even tho you are semi-conciuss. For most people hallucinations come naturally in that state. If you don't have them, you have no idea how lucky you are.

>>508602256 (OP)
Happened to me a couple of times. The most intense was like a dream, I knew something bad was in the room with me so I tried to turn on the lights . But when I activated the switch , I was back in bed in complete darkness. So I got up an turned on the light again. And yet again I found myself lying in bed in complete darkness. I swear this happened like 100 times until I finally got up in real life and turned up the lights.
Some other things that happened was I had a box of match sticks on a table. It jumped by itself and landed on the ground. But what really perplexed me was that it didn't bounce, not on bit. It literally stuck itself on the floor, in one fluid movement.
Pray to God and Jesus Christ whenever you get a chance. Do it in your head. It will soothe you from the inside.

>>508617713
>You are half conscious, half dreaming.

Nor sir, half counscious is what I feel when I dream, this feels fully conscious, but you can't move a muscle.

>>508602256 (OP)
Don't sleep on your back OP

>>508608247
>Sudden infant death
that's mostly mothers killing their own babies and the cucked medical industry hiding the truth

>>508618793
I was dating this chick and her grandfather died and I had this dream that I was guiding an old man to a magrstic set of doors and out loud i said "its beautiful" and I woke up to find myself standing in front of my dorm door

>>508619127
XD That's naive af. I can be 100% convinced I moved and spoke just to discover non of that happened. Willpower has jack shit to do with it, as well as your perception of things. You cannot be fully conscious in this state, you just think you are.

>>508616246
Pray before bed for protection and good dreams to keep the paralysis away.

>>508619058
>I doubt you'd get through a minute or two without breathing unless ure a fucking professional swimmer. The panic comes naturally with realising you do not have control over your body even tho you are semi-conciuss.
That makes sense
>For most people hallucinations come naturally in that state
That is terrifying especially if you live alone.

>>508602256 (OP)
Used to see this shit all the time till I figured that ignoring them makes them bother you les and less till they move onto another victim. If you see them just try to sleep again. They might hurt you a bit so resist till they give up. Truth be told a very stubborn brain is required to pull this off successfully.

>>508619329
I had a dream about the deal I made with a shadow nigger, which tried to show that the downside of making deals with shadow niggers is that you become more obsessed with the contract itself and the possession depends entirely on the contract. It was largely about some criminal who became wealthy and when the contract was discovered he became manic and uncontrollable to the point that he lost his mind and ended up losing all his wealth.

>>508619471
You're a fucking retard, go away. I know what I felt and saw, and know how I feel in my half conscious dreams.

>>508619246
Even an advanced theory of SIDS being a guise for murder is a good cover for dealings with spirits. What if the spirits deliver to the elite?

>>508619662
How do they look like?

>>508616604
Negative emotions are oppression. Rebuke the spirits of Anxiety, depression, self loathing in Jesus's mighty name.
Once you become more mindful of you emotions and thoughts you realize intrusive negative thoughts don't come from you.

>>508619765
Moving shadows.

>>508619878
>Negative emotions are oppression.
That's why I call them shadow niggers. Instant mood change.

>>508602256 (OP)
errors of russia
iran seems to be tied into it as well

>>508602256 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508618362
i've been completely "awake" during sleep paralysis and when i was "out of my body". i verified my state at the time and then later. i'm an unapologetic skeptic and an empiricist so i don't label it as paranormal like too many do when they experience these kinds of things. it's just unexplained at this point. it's just as likely to be a relatively rare phenomena that's completely normal. even if it is "real", i thin it's more of a signpost pointing to gaining an understanding that there's something more. what that more might be, i have no fucking idea. it's a weird world we live in. i just try to experience it and and enjoy it the best i can.

>>508619658
Oh believe me it fucking is. When shit gets bad my first line of defence is to think I'm not alone in the apartment. If that doesn't help i turn to God. He helps every time, tho it's not always instant. I've gone through this shit so many times by now tho I generally know what to do so the few times a year it happens I can get through it relatively easily. My first time in my first apartment after moving out from my parents was trully horryfying I felt like something was trying to rip my soul from my body by pulling on my spine. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>>508619935
Like shadows with human like features or just random shapes?

>>508620017
That's a kite.

>>508617328
Demons can't stand the light. If you have the light of God they won't be a problem. Turn yourself into a lamp.

>>508606125
The Jews are devices the original inhabitants of this universe use to harvest loosh from their earth matrix.

https://youtu.be/2h-5SkNtyHU?si=xJXtaTm1O2ePbXFg

>>508620078
Similar to OPs picture but without the eyes or hat.

>>508620017
Oh I'll never in my lifetime board any of those ships.

>>508619765
When I saw mine it was in a barely amber streetlight lit room, this thing was so dark, it seems to absord the tiniest bit of light, clearly standing out in my barely lit doorway.

>>508604316
It actually works for me too unironically
I am even a bit of a skeptic but I find it very interesting why it has worked every time.

>>508620044
Its same for me, I do realize that I am paralyised very distinctly and I try my hardest to call my brother or parents up but my mouth cannot move. The movement I am "unparalyzed" again I feel relieved, move a bit and then go back to sleep.

>>508620073
Seems like a bad experience. I hope you stay blessed and protected.

>>508617713
A common one is that it looks like pic related with a hood.

>>508620288
I would have a heart attack if I actually see something like that lol

>>508620418
Remember to not struggle too much. Attempting movement usually makes it far worse. If you don't have god thought to hold on to(my gf's sleeping next to me, family's in the other room or God protects) best course of action is to just try your best to remain calm and remember that you cannot die from this and it will eventually pass, even if it seems like eternity.

>>508620296
Was it in the room you were sleeping or were you awake at that time? This thread has become surprisingly interesting. Its mindblowing how maby people here are stating unironic sightings of such things.

>>508619999
Your digits suggest state-sponsored weaponization of shadow people

>>508618362
It's demons. My house cleaners have them in their house.

>>508620541
No worries I got under control(as much as you can say it about phenomena like this) and it happen less and less often as I get older. The fact my mental state is getting better with each passing year surely helps a lot too. But thanks pooanon.

>>508618481
It's easier to ask Jesus. Why would you attach yourself to bad juju? It will keep you miserable.

>>508620920
I was laying on my bed , just dosing off, when I felt I wasn't alone, I open my eyes and there it was, in between the door frame like a 2D shadow silhouette. Just standing there. My first thought was someone broke into my home and I tried to reach for my baseball bat and properly welcome it, that's when I realized I was paralyzed.

>Holy shit shadow people are real
We call them niggers albeit

>>508620780
At first it was very frightening but overtime I've learned to keep calm and nowadays I shrug it off and go back to sleep. The older I get the easier it becomes. I might come to a point where I would want them to show up and I could be frens with them.

used to have dreams i was sleeping the wrong way on my arm, and if i tried to get up id be somehow angling it wrong and feel it dislocating/pulling the arm out of the shoulder. id get stuck in bed for hours, trying to twist in turn, constantly almost feeling it pull out of the socket, before finally waking up for real, finally getting up. fucking hell it was weird. not the worst, tho. also for a while had nearly the same thing with my kneecaps. id wake up, feel my kneecap moving and grab it, and have to hold it in place, and id feel the cap spinning clockwise or anti-clockwise under the flesh, and i couldnt bend my knee because it wasnt the "right direction" so id be trapped as well, desperately trying to hold and move and jiggle my kneecap under the flesh back to where it was "supposed to be", teetering on the edge of it just slipping right out and feeling it shoot under or into the muscle mass around it. fucking strangest internal feelings and sensations, id feel like i was there struggling non-stop for 10-20 minutes, sometimes hours. then id finally just wake up for real, reach for my knee and stop when i realized it was fine. then the lamest routine one is something i think i got from the fucking pirates of the carribian movie series. weird ass dreams of a black spot appearing on my thumb, or wrist, or palm, like a huge, massive flat pimple but black gunk inside. just always there in any dream i was having.

i had a pretty fuckin rocky relationship with sleep growing up. anyone else get the sudden falling to your death, jolt out of fucking bed ones as well?

>>508602256 (OP)
They're both real and not real, buddy.
Using the classic kike line: "they're real in your mind".
Once you realize that and stop being afraid, your mind quits being a faggot.
>t. Guy who watched a 7' tall, starving shadow demon sprint through my closed/locked door

>>508618552
Incubus

>>508602256 (OP)
You got fucked by niggers all night? Gay.

>>508620821
Me and my brother sleep in the same room so its not that lonely. I do think about my Gods but I never related sleep paralysis with supernatural before, so I never felt fear in that way.

>>508602256 (OP)
face two bottles of benadryl and go fuck The Hatman

>>508620078
depends (they're all pitch black, though)
they are roughly shaped like silhouettes, but not necessarily Human silhouettes: some are four legged and quite small
smaller ones are like very viscous smoke (their shape isn't as clear cut, but moves a bit different on the periphery)
the bigger ones (like the one that talked to me) look like they're shining, but with pitch blackness instead of light, like they are sucking light out, and themselves extending like ink on paper
well, that's my experience of them

>>508620920
>how maby people
and most of them unfortunately confuse the messenger for the message. look at any legitimate mystic in any tradition. name one who didn't pursue a life of simplicity and seeking the source of these kinds of experiences. i could be wrong, but i've never heard of any. i think this is important.

>>508621489
how can you maintain a boner with all the sparkle spiders crawling fucking everywhere, that shits fucked. i mean, i do it anyways, but its hard to pull off. one day one of those fuckers are gonna be real and not disappear when i look right at it

>>508621548
When you say you talked to them, do you mean verbally or mentally?

>>508602256 (OP)
Dealt with that for 8 years, then turned to Jesus as LORD. He, as God, vanished them from me.

>>508621231
Live around jeets long enough and it's relatively easy to show them no mercy. If you have the energy of Christ, it only does good for you in the short-term. Meanwhile when you have your entire neighborhood and country turned into a jeet shit hole, it does nothing for you. So for me, it's easier to make deals with shadow niggers who help me make bold actions. It's better that way because we have to show jeets no mercy at this point if we're going to keep the west alive. At some point the ends justify the means.

>>508619695
Crowley died broke

>>508621635
Why would you do that to yourself? Like genuinely I've never understood why the fuck would people willingly take shit like benadryl. There so many better drugs that don't fuck with you nearly as much. From what I've heard of the drug it doesn't even seem like a good ride.

>>508621894
they wanna meet the hatman

>>508621894
To fuck The Hatman

>>508621357
>anyone else get the sudden falling to your death, jolt out of fucking bed ones as well?
that's a classic
actually gave me the idea to use the sensation to reach the hypnagogic state (between sleep and being awaken) when I can't sleep (I'm a pretty bad insomniac: went many times beyond the 80h+, when you have micro-shut downs, have troubles counting and get plenty of hallucinations- even had a thalamic stroke after one of those)
to enter the hypnagogic state, imagine you're free falling until you start forgetting your body, then focus on your pineal gland (third eye), and you'll be there: the perk being your body rest faster, in that state

>>508604316

I was in the metal ward two times because I heard voices. I thought they were in my walls to outside. I heard them day and night. I heard black people voices and even a creepy Jew voice that all the other voices said they sounded creepy too. To this day I couldn't tell what I was hearing and seeing. If you ever experience crazy hallucinations do not trying and find them. Praying to a God is good. Always argue with the voices because they aren't your friends and have a sense of humor because for me I was laughing at lot because I thought it was the neighbors.

ooooo spooky shadow makes weird faces at you from the cuck chair! big deal. I laugh in their distorted faces and threaten to kick their asses. They havent been back in over a year since I did that
>>508605608
I'll beat the ever living shit out of you wojak. Try me.

>>508621697
I was a toddler (maybe 9-10 months), so still could only speak in my inner voice (my oldest memories date back to about that age, and I remember always having had inner speech as far back)
but I for one didn't do any talking: the shadow people did, alone (well, to me)
told me not to forget something, but I did, and since I'm not receptive at all to hypnosis (at most, puts me in the hypnagogic state between skeep and awakeness)...

>>508621446
That's pretty interesting actually. As much as I believe it's more something akin to this anons proposition>>508620044 (a quirk of mind/body at best or a signal that something else is there at worst) in European folklore sleep paralisys was alwayss associated with demons, nearly every european culture has a name for them(in slavic folklore it's the Hag a couple of anons mentioned, called "Mara"). Interesting to know you don't have anything like that. Could be why you don't have the hallucination aspect of the phenomena, there is no cultural/genetic imprint of it embedded in your psyche.

>>508620358
The jew recoils when they are found out.

>>508621894
it let me teleport. sorta. id be downstairs, headphones in blaring, shitposting here on the chans, then lay my head down and close my eyes and open them and i was all the way from the basement to upstairs in my bed, and its no longer 11 pm its 9 in the morning, suns shining through the window, its a bit cloudy, might rain later it looks like, im laying on top of clean sheets and my phones on my chest still playing music. i vibe, enjoy a few songs, then go to tap the phone, pick it up and change the song and...theres no phone? theres no headphones either, ha-then i open my eyes again and im back downstairs in the little man cave basement, head on the desk, music on the computer still playing the same song. its fucking crazy.
also if you can stay concious or atleast aware and jerk off, its like a vasconstrictor or some medical term, and it makes your dick super crazy sensitive. like the feeling you got the very first time you jerked off.

im also pretty sure ive irreparably damaged my brain doing this, and i dont recommend trying it out. dont mix it with cough syrup either. they definitely dont potentiate each other and make it really fucking wild. like seriously theres evidence this puts literal holes in your brain.

>>508622127
a friend of mine was up for a week on meth. heard people outside talking about him and all his personal shit. loaded his shotgun and was ready to start shooting. looked out the window and nobody was there. meth is a great drug. until it isn't.

>>508622081
Based if ambitious, good luck XDD

>>508621357
Research black goo.

>>508622127
>>508622621
when I hallucinated voices during sleep the things they said never made sense

>>508617713
>None of it is real, they are hallucinations.

Post proof, you NPC retard.

>>508622421
Probably. From where I am its always implied that your house is guarded by your ancestral spirits and your clan God so its always considered as a safe haven against evil entities. Which is my majority of our ghosts and evil spirits in our folklores are the ones wandering outside hunting you and you are safe once you cross into your property.

>>508622621
Usually these hallucinations happen with meth because it keeps people up longer than 48 hours when genuine hallucinations happen.

>>508622937
>Which is my
Which is why*

>>508622110
it is just you body shutting down and you feeling nothing and going "ah im falling!". i used it as the marker for entering lucid dreaming. do the WILD or MILD method, but the trick was getting past the "jerk". if i could constantly relax and get through that i was in.
imagining free falling seems like a good idea to combine with my other trick. to try to get into lucid dreaming, id focus one by one on each muscle in my body, starting at the toes and relax it. spend 15 seconds focusing specifically on letting that muscle go. got it from some dumb yoga class in school. then once totally relaxed you just hold that, and if your body itches, gets uncomfy, its just testing if your awake and if you can ignore alllll that and stay totally relaxed AND make it through the final "falling jerk", youve tricked your body into thinking your asleep while hopefully still conscious.

just kinda doing word diarrhea here really, blog postin

>>508621810
I believe thats how darkness spreads. Black slaves cast voodoo on their masters. Young girls do rituals for more personal power. American Indians on whatever tribe beat them. It starts with wanting power over your environment or people. It stains the land and yourself.

It's why India, Haiti, The UK, Arkansas and New Mexico just feel bad.

>>508622110
wait, imagine free falling and relaxing each muscle is basically the same thing in a different way lol

>>508622615
Sounds scary af to me if a bit poetic. Pretty sure there are other drugs that make you nut like it's your last day on earth yet still not make you unable to live a normal life outside of em(ik from experience). Get help bro, life is sacred and it's not worth wasting it. Cold sweats and itching is not something you cannot get through(ik that from experience too). GL

>>508621413
Pepebus

>>508604316
this wont help anyone, jebus doesnt exist, retard.

>>508622621

I wasn't on drugs if you count nicotine and caffeine. And I wasn't drinking because the voices annoyed me so much. They weren't loud enough for other people to hear. I managed to sleep and when I woke up one time a I heard a black woman's voice tell me this is real as soon as I woke up.

Now if you also count the weird drone sights all around the country and New Jersey. I wasn't shocked people saw and heard weird shit. I think there is technology to isolate sounds to annoy people. I would doubt the US government testing out new psychological warfare weapons.

>>508623232
oh that stuff was mostly like, 8 years ago. i was like that for atleast a good 10 years tho. still kinda just waiting for the first real obvious signs to start showing up. every day i wake up and im like, hah, still here

>>508622937
That makes perfect sense now. Be it psychological aspect or a true paranormal thing, as I said I almost never get these experiences anymore since I moved into my grandparents house. And I firmly believe they have my back right by Gods side. Thanks for the cultural exchange pooanon, stay blessed.

>>508602256 (OP)

>Hat Man

>>508623160
Perhaps. However, you're missing the point. The shit skins bring the negative energy here. It doesn't mean you can counteract it because they aren't leaving, and they tell you they aren't leaving. So the war becomes physical and spiritual. All that will happen is that they will bring darkness with them, stain the land, then what? There's too many of them and now you have stained land with the belief that Christ will save the European people in this instance. Meanwhile objectively, you're seeing the opposite happen by becoming a foreigner in the very land your family spent 400 years living on. What next?

The analogy is that during WW1, most of the land over France was turned to dark brown shit, blood, oil everywhere, and death. That was over a war or "bad energy". Unfortunately we are being invaded and there's bad energy everywhere because it was brought to us by spiteful shit colored animals. And you're sitting here thinking they can be reasoned with?

What is the genetic make up now of the UK, Haiti, India, Arkansas, and New Mexico? Weird innit.

>>508620044
>it's just as likely to be a relatively rare phenomena that's completely normal.
You're this expression in a loaded manner. By "normal" it seems as if you implicitly suppose "non supernatural" and by "non supernatural" you mean, naturalist/materialist psychological explanation. Being an empiricist does not actually lend itself to that conclusion nor forces a commitment to naturalism, as that is a non-empirically verified metaphysics and theory of mind.

>>508623490
Good, keep at it bro

>>508622828

One night I thought I saw blinking lights or colored lights putting me under a hypnotic state. I fought them for months because they kept saying they had to do it to make me completely brainwashed or something that crazy.

I have normal dreams and always have. It was the shit I heard and saw not sleeping that freaked me out.

I had the hat man visit me waaaaaay before any influence of internet when I was a kid in like 2008. Before anyone was talking about this online. And other stuff like Astral projection which I didn't even know was a thing. It's all real, OP.

I suffered from SP for many years up until a few years ago it all stopped for some reason.

>>508623705
It was a pleasure having a conversation with you and other anons here. Good night and stay blessed as well.

Bump. I'm schizo so nmp..

>>508623436
my brother is dianosed as schizoaffective. medication is the only thing that helps, unfortunately. nicest person you could ever meet but off medication everyone turns into demons and he starts fighting them. i couldn't even begin to imagine what that kind of hell would be like and he never really talks about it when it's over.

>>508602256 (OP)
posterior reversible encephalopathy syndrome

I had the 'sleep paralysis' and hallucinations once, too. my kidneys were failing. go to the doctor

>>508623846
He created nuclear weapons ,hence project man hat tan, he had many names through history like ankou in britain or jeoseung saja in korea

>>508607039
you have to tear them up and subjugate them and then transmute the energy and you will be able to see into their realm. Some of them appear to be dead teenagers that are fucking with people that did them wrong. Others are very sinister.

>>508623127
>it is just you body shutting down and you feeling nothing and going "ah im falling!"
yeah, basically
> id focus one by one on each muscle in my body, starting at the toes and relax it
no need to, if you force the freefall feeling right: it's supposed to be automatic
your fingers and toes will indeed start to itch, then feel numb on their own, until you forget they exist, and the sensation then gets to your trunk, progressively
do that focusing on your forehead, and you enter the hypnagogic state, which is the state futher into wakefulness than dream
lots of hallucinations in that step (both visual an auditory), though

as to lucid dreaming, I basically always had it
but I don't seamlessly transition from hypnagogia to lucid dreaming: my consciousness stops inbetween (I get back to conscious when dreaming, though)
also had a lot of sleepwalking when a kid: things like tearing down my night light, and using it as a torch to see when walking around, even if it was pitch black, lol
stopped when I once was about to go downstairs and my mother waked me up shouting me to stop
sleep is pretty weird, for me (I generally sleep 3-4h a night, sometimes as little as 30min, and sometimes with my eyes open, which have crept out a few people, lol)

>>508623791
we're trying to about something in language that doesn't really have the vocabulary, and what words we have are vague and ambiguous at best. misunderstandings are bound to occur. it wasn't intentional and i'll be the first to admit i don't know shit about what i'm trying to talk about here.

>>508623988

Humans have an intervoice that's keeps them sane even if they are hullicinating. That's the battle they are facing.

>>508623749
I understand your rage. Not Jeets but people in my home who I hated and couldn't escape from. It focused me to get a good enough job and move away. It was the Seattle area in the 90s and it's much worse now so no regrets. I know it's harder now for zoomers to do the same.
You do you but Michael Jackson had it all and made deals and couldn't sleep without anesthesia because he was probably too scared.

meth, not even once

>>508602256 (OP)
>Sleep paralysis
Start to ventilate
You only have control over your respiration
Inhale and exhale until you regain total consciouness of your body.
Look up for any body sign during your sleep paralysis
>Hands resting in your chest
>Sleeping posture
As well for if there was anything heavy in your chest
t. Conquered sleep paralysis and demons in my sleep

>>508623881
Before I go, I wanted to share a comedic fact about our local myths about ghosts. Here its a common belief that a virgin male (incel) or pregnant women becomes the most potent and vicious ghosts.

>>508609833
That's what I believe because we moved a second time and still nothing ever happened again so it couldn't have been me. My sister also didn't want to sleep alone. Told me weird things happened at night. Weekly occurrences were shadow people and some kind of animal running around my house at night. My parents either didn't care or knew and I never found out.

Another event, I don't know if its related to shadow people but one time I couldn't sleep, opened eyes and for a millisecond I saw a red face with horns smiling at me right on my face. I screamed hard, my mother came in and took me to her bed. Asked me what happened and I told her I saw the devil because of the horns. Might have been a regular demon, I don't know because he never showed up again.

>>508623833
Scariest "nightmare" I ever had was like that. I saw a UFO outside and turned to face the wall and watched the blinking lights for hours until it went away.
I don't remember the transition to falling asleep and waking up.

>>508624488
Digits.
>I understand your rage. Not Jeets but people in my home who I hated and couldn't escape from. It focused me to get a good enough job and move away. It was the Seattle area in the 90s and it's much worse now so no regrets. I know it's harder now for zoomers to do the same.
You're lucky that you were only a few years behind the curve. Go to any major Canadian city and it's been jeet'd, so the only reaction is to show no mercy at this point. Fight them in all areas, and get a spiritual advantage over them on top of it.

>You do you but Michael Jackson had it all and made deals and couldn't sleep without anesthesia because he was probably too scared.
The guy couldn't sleep likely because of some guys with funny little hats wanted to kill him after he purchased a major music company.