>Rape charge against asylum seeker in taxpayer-funded hotel kept quiet to avoid inflaming ‘community tension in cover up’
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35503865/rape-charges-asylum-seeker-hotel/
>'She's a political prisoner!' Richard Tice shares shocking details of Lucy Connolly's imprisonment with GB News
https://www.gbnews.com/news/richard-tice-lucy-connolly-handcuffed-starved-prison
>UK must prepare for war scenario, government warns
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqnlxr43zdo
>National Lottery winner left 'heartbroken' as £50k prize reduced to just £6 after major error
https://www.gbnews.com/news/national-lottery-winner-prize-reduced-major-error-heartbroken
>The academics cancelled at Britain’s ‘wokest’ campuses
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/24/academics-muzzled-by-cancel-culture/
>PM vows to press on with welfare cuts as rebellion grows
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04dn3v616yo
>'Mastermind' behind murder of man 'tortured to death' in his own home tells court he was 'watching Finding Nemo with his daughter' at the time of the killing
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14843211/Mastermind-murder-man-tortured-death-watching-Finding-Nemo.html
>'A slap in the face' - Asos bans shoppers for making too many returns
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnvmj4e81nzo

>60 posts of samefagged larpwank

Got fungal toe

I miss harvey weistein productions. Films are shit now

>>508603344 (OP)
>The automated system had simply indicated that payment couldn't be processed during the draw break, not that he had won a substantial prize
>he began planning home renovations and a luxury family holiday to Barbados
>"I never thought to check my numbers,
state of the average mong in this country

>>508603904
Kek.
Useless.

>>508603344 (OP)
>His Highness' Ship Glasgow was a royal yacht belonging to the Sultan of Zanzibar. She was built in the style of the British frigate HMS Glasgow which had visited the Sultan in 1873. Glasgow cost the Sultan £32,735 and contained several luxury features but failed to impress the Sultan and she laid at anchor in harbour at Zanzibar Town for much of her career.
>She was brought out of semi-retirement on 25 August 1896 when she participated in the Anglo-Zanzibar War and was soon sunk by a flotilla of British warships. Glasgow's wreck remained in the harbour, her three masts and funnel projecting from the water, until 1912 when she was broken up for scrap.

That Irish euros winner still hasn't claimed their prize . Tf is going on

>>508603836
Hate those fucking adverts with the voiceover done by some clearly black woman from London. I've noticed her voice on a a few adverts and it's fucking annoying.
She has that dogshit Ali G accent but toned down a bit, but it still comes through.

>>508604173
MLE accents boil my pish

>>508603904
>home renovations
>barbados
What the fuck is with NPCs
Never fucking mind the stupidity of not thinking about the money why do they fucking default to this

On the 10th, I quite obviously pretended to be Marianna Spring and asked for your feedback on Ofcom's threat to target 4chan. I'd like to sincerely apologize for misleading you. I hope you can forgive me.

>>508604318
I'd spend the bonus money on some refurbs and a getaway to be fair

has anyone noticed supermarket workers are getting a bit uppity, had one comment on my shopping while waiting for the over 18 leader to give him the nod an allow it. I was buying 4 cans of stella and a twix.

One thing the new Digital ID will allow you to do is checkout at self service tills without needing this interaction, also you can prove your right to work and something as exomplex a s ahouse purchase or renting can give clear indicators of who you are.backed up by digital encryption.

Think about it, Digital ID will solve most of our porblems with illegal workers, allow you to checkout in peace and avoid illegal workers.

Think Digital think UK

>>508604405
corr

>>508604318
He's too young to default to a cruise.

>>508604471
Get off of my website normalfag

>>508604689
hmm you make a good case

>>508604689
>Digital Intelligent Design
Nah I'm a digital creationist

>>508604689
>Digital ID will solve most of our porblems with illegal workers
Naive.

>>508603344 (OP)
I am an american. If I rape a bongaloid how much jail would I get if I say I had a sexual emergency and ancxiety (true)

Pizza for din dins. Just pizza.
What for din dins lads?

Some of the webms from this are going to be great kek

>>508604689
the bbc is better when you sign in

>>508604689
I had one refuse to let me buy alcohol because my son who was 17 at the time was with me. I had to get his manager to authorise me.

>>508604405
By the way, Marianna never responded to my email.

>>508605129

>>508604987
>I am an american
Browns barely get punished for sexual crimes so as an American you will be fine.

>>508604689
What happens if a Somali steals my digital ID?

>>508604689
>exomplex a s ahouse
>are.backed
I consider digital ID a good thing, if only because I'm tired of all the separate bits of documents we have for everything and how unmodernised the system is.

For illegal workers? Businesses hire foreign first, police don't do their jobs, courts don't deport, borders are open, remigration is considered Nazism despite being used on Nazis after WWII. Illegal workers are a symptom of the rot.
And whenever I've had the displeasure to work with the upper castes of foreign workers, the Polish, they always complain that they think the gov pays for companies to hire Africans and other Europeans through (un)employment schemes similar to furlough, and I can never tell them that doesn't happen.

>>508605129
She's gone now thank fuck.

>>508603344 (OP)
We billed them for the shells. Lmao

>>508605072
Went Greek.
(Paid my denbts)

>>508605184

>>508605127
I don't think any will top the jimmy saville power rangers one

>>508605184
Where does Marianna go from here, unironically? 'Disinformation Specialist' is an incredibly gay term, and it's the job equivalent of cutting into a tree to see some ancient ring

Does he stick at it, and become some 40 year old BBC Verify boss?

>>508605312
I never understood how people claim our food is shite when most Europeans exist.

>>508605129
she should really be a mulsim by now, remember that image from years ago

>>508605072
I'm prolly going to get haggis, chips and a buttered roll from my local chippy.

>>508605307
that's what i thought. until i saw her again, yesterday. they have shown me 3 different pictures over the past week, but last night she was back...
this was the one prior
yes i cap them all

>>508605348
imagine if the sequel explores a Britain where Saville's crimes were never exposed, and he became a Saint

>>508605219
Huw was sentenced in line with the sacred sentencing guidelines. It's time we let it go.

>>508605285
>What happens if a Somali steals my digital ID?
He transforms from incandescent to LED.

>tfw institutionalized

>>508605312
Why is it so small? Barely a starter.

>>508605383
There's not much opportunity for growth in the disinformation sector.

>>508605610
That’s what she said.

>>508605475
>last night she was back..
Oh god, it isn't over? Noooooooooooo!

>>508604852
I do
>Published
>21 December 2024
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/pubgoers-given-choice-to-prove-age-with-phones-next-year-in-boost-for-high-street-and-hospitality-sectors

>Christmas celebrations are set to get a digital upgrade next year, as the UK government plans to roll out a new law allowing pub and bar-goers, as well as shoppers, to use their phones to prove their age when buying alcohol, should they wish to do so. People can continue to use physical forms of ID if they prefer.
>Digital identities could slash waiting times at bars and help avoid hold-ups at automated tills, allowing landlords to serve thirsty customers more quickly and easing frustrations for high street shoppers, with digital IDs set to drive economic growth that will ultimately put more money in people’s pockets as part of our Plan for Change.

think Digital, think UK

>>508603851
Bit fatphobic that

>>508605568
reposting because threadmogged

So spray-painting a plane is now terrorism? Beats downloading the Anarchist Cookbook or refusing to give over your passwords at an airport, I guess.

>>508605426
>t haggis, chips
Cor
Never understood why people shit on haggis. I fucking love it.

Just pulled a tick out of my willy. Bastard. Still, first time it's been sucked on in a while.

>>508605842
sounds like an acid attack waiting to happen
that woman will be honour killed within the month

>>508605383
Productive Thought Engineer obviously.

>>508605302
think digital think UK

Even subcontractors could be checked with ran dom sampling, deliveroo only need plug into the API and ask for the Digital ID app to verify who the person is, at any time.
Of course people would try to cheat the system but overall it would be very hard to say you sibcontracted your account without a simple free check on who was using it.

>>508603851
I wonder if Weinstein now funds prison productions.

>>508605979
i hate seeing that stuff, i wish they spoke english so i knew what was going on
you want to help but you also don't have a clue what's happening or anyway of figuring it out

>>508605518
no-one is 'jailed' for the full term, it's always partly on licence. This fuckwit isn't making a good argument.

>>508605860

>>508604987
so the way it works here from my experience as a yank who moved to england in his childhood is that there is an implicit racial and national hierarchy, where the higher you place the more you need to be extorted and blackmailed. people used to call it bio leninism or some other inane bollocks

brits are so cucked by americans that americans are at the top of the pile so to speak and thus get treated with the most derision and therefore are likely to be targeted even by native brits with a crippling inferiority complex

you'd probably be hanged mate

stay away

Tough on digital logins

Tough on the causes of digital logins

>>508604689
I use cash and go to the obese cashiers. Only go to the self checkout if the bird with the nice arse is on shift.

I forget to mention, Tony Blair might be dropping in to this thread to bang on about Digital ID.

>>508605842
It's just dey culcha

>>508606106
open google translate app and click the transcribe audio button for a live translation of his murderous threats against his cousinwife

>>508605337
big lad

>>508605383
Considering other BBC positions.
>100 days
turned into
>Beyond 100 days
turned into
>The Context
All of which are just an unfocused and illiterate "What's going on in America today?" for anyone who doesn't realise they can get a "better" source by just clicking on American news websites or telly channels. I'm still confused what purpose or audience it serves.
The BBC, like any corporation, is a hierarchy of people, not a hierarchy of job titles. They all get their income, from taxes, and then decide what jobs they're doing to spend it, in the order of... the pecking order.

>>508606136
>as a yank who moved to england in his childhood
So you're English, Spanish, and American?

fucking SICK of it

>>508605594
Where are his excellent glasses?

>>508606198
might stab him in the throat with a biro

>>508605754
Wait so you weren't being satirical? The gov is actually planning and moving towards it?
Oof. I guess the best we can hope for is a coalition with the lib dems to slow it down. It's sad how authoritarian Labour are.

>>508606348
i'm a confused cultural void

>>508606027
Your joke isn't funny anymore anon.

he's done them

>>508606399
you're supposed to string them along and waste their time for far longer than this

Josh is a paedophile

>>508606115
They keep going on about the 310,000 views. Of course, they fail to mention how views work on Twitter. In other cases, judges have decided that comments made on a private group with 30 members counted as mass dissemination.
>The judge accepted that the posts had been put on a protected account which in theory meant that its distribution was limited to a few hundred people. However, there was nothing to prevent the post being disseminated to others who are not part of the protected group, which is what occurred in this case.
https://www.bailii.org/cgi-bin/format.cgi?doc=/ew/cases/EWCA/Crim/2020/665.html
>That is not entirely clear. The appellant had a limited number of followers but there were lots of posts and, as Recorder noted, there exists the potential for the material to be further disseminated across social media with ease.
https://www.bailii.org/cgi-bin/format.cgi?doc=/ew/cases/EWCA/Crim/2019/1372.html

>>508605860
>>508605860
>trespass
>sabotage
>military targets
I dunno if it is terrorism. I dunno what terrorism is defined as for us.
This is a from-the-top blatantly stated political proscription rather than the opaque "Police have deemed the event terrorist/non-terrorist in nature" after events of white killings.

>>508606348
> So you're English, Spanish, and American?
A mix known as a Swarthoid.

>>508606589

>>508606670
i prefer the term "sunkissed"

>

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l4z2z7rk4o

>>508606657
well, it's millions of views now isn't it? And I agree with her.

>>508606812
daisy dukes bikinis on top

>>508605383
OF before her boobs go completely

>>508606663
Not terrorism but definitely sabotage.
Used to be a capital offence under the treason act.

>>508606848
i'm getting the word.... paki

>>508606477
its only if you wish to do so, imagine avoiding age verification on facebook simply by providing your digital ID. Any online service faces the porblems of who is actually behind an account be it peadophiles or terrorists some people won't like it but its completely optional. If you can buy a house or rent a property or post on social meda having the backing of a digital ID will avoid suspicoun and doubt over

>what you are
>who you are
>where you live

think digital think uk

>>508606848
>British
what part of india is he from?

>>508606975
>peadophiles
Heh.
Retard.

>>508607180
>speedo-philes

>>508606441
they're definitely not anywhere inside his left nostril

>>508606889
Saw reddit talking about that.
They kept alleging that we never executed anyone, no-one ever got punished, and sabotage of military materiel isn't treason... and all sorts of goalpost shifting denying of history.

The best wank I ever had was with a glove I made out of a pair of brown corduroy trousers

>>508607276
jarvis cockjob

>>508607254
if they didn't ban JSO for all that shit they did, then it's a double standard as usual

>>508607276
powerful opening line to an autobiography

>>508606136
ffs this was excellent bait and nobody's fallen for it

Remember the Network Rail Wi-Fi hack?
>IT worker faces jail for anti-Islam cyber attack on WiFi at London train stations
>An IT worker who hijacked the WiFi at train stations around the country with messages about terrorist attacks and a claim that Islam is “taking over Europe” is facing jail.
>John Andreas Wik, 36, hacked the system so that members of the public who went online saw information about the Manchester Arena bombing, the London Bridge attack, as well as terror attacks in Paris and Stockholm.
>Ten train stations in London - Euston, Victoria, King’s Cross, London Bridge, Cannon Street, Charing Cross, Liverpool Street, Paddington, Clapham Junction and Waterloo – were affected by the hack on September 25 last year.
>The court heard stations at Manchester Piccadilly, Birmingham New Street, Glasgow Central, Leeds City, Liverpool Lime Street, Bristol Temple Meads, Edinburgh Waverley, Reading, and Guildford were also impacted.
>Prosecutors claim the hacked pages were also online at a series of music venues in Germany and Bicester shopping village in the UK – which Wik denies.
>At court on Friday, Wik pleaded guilty to distributing threatening written material intending to stir up religious hatred.
>He has been warned that he faces a jail term of up to three years for the offence.
>District Judge Hina Rai freed Wik on bail until sentencing at Inner London crown court on a date to be set.
Potential prison time for revealing the truth.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/train-stations-wifi-hack-cyber-attack-islam-terrorism-b1221990.html

>>508604689
absolutely not, gov.uk will give 'green' passes to their client groups and red passes to whites, you won't even know it but you will have your 'privilege' revoked cunt

remember when mike tyson got his cheeks out during the jake paul fight buildup

Going to get drunk tonight. Might lampost, got some cool new art too. Might not.

>>508607612
Whatever you do I'm going to filter it

>>508607466
>stir up religious hatred.
Did they catch him with the spoon?

>>508607612
thanks for the heads up, filtered

>>508607738
Filter away filternonce. Your actions don't affect mine in any way. You are an after the fact reactionary.

>>508607254
The offence was Arson in HM Dockyard but it was broadly understood to be applicable to any strategic military asset.
In the early nineties some teenage chav jumped the fence in Faslaine and torched a shed containing some old tins of paint and a wheelbarrow.
At his trial the judge was obliged to inform him the maximum penalty he could receive was Death by Hanging.
Apparently he shat bricks but was then told he was getting community service.

filter me lads yeah
give me some privacy while i get changed

>Kemi Badenoch opens door to ‘ghetto law’
>Kemi Badenoch has opened the door to controversial “ghetto laws”, calling for more “active integration” of immigrants.
>The Conservative leader said she had been examining laws in Denmark, under which the government can evict social housing residents in poor areas where more than 50 per cent of the population is “non-Western”.
>The Danish laws mean that majority-foreigner areas, known officially as “parallel societies”, can have social housing demolished or turned into private homes by the Government.
>She said: “I think integration is not enough. I say assimilate, I think assimilation should be the target, and if people don’t assimilate, then they integrate.
More of us integrating with them. The Traitorous Tories have no hope.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/06/23/kemi-badenoch-opens-door-to-ghetto-law/

>>508607612
sorry sweaty, seems like you're too fat and gay, filtering you now

>>508607875
That's filterin' talk pal, in you go

So brit/pol/, why haven't you died for Israel yet??

I miss being in my early/mid 20s listening to obscure indie music and feeling enthusiastic about the future, quietly confident that I would find someone and fall in love etc. It didn't happen, but that part of my life was okay at times. I wasted it of course, but it is what it is.

Might post my willy, might not

>>508608077
this would have been based 10 years ago now it's far too soft

>>508608192
rBibi said im a good big lad and i should enjoy my din dins

>>508608324
fren i want to look at your willy, not in a gay way

>>508607612
Filtered

>>508606136
>americans are at the top of the pile so to speak and thus get treated with the most derision
I sense this yank has been regularly destroyed by banter

>>508608251
You can go back to the past
But you'll be alone
Everybody else has moved on

>>508608251
I felt like I was guaranteed a good job, nice wife and big house etc.
But it never really turned out that way.
I felt entitled from being academic and white middle class.
Things are tough now but I'm surviving.

>>508607612
Filtered you fat bald cunt

>>508608540
Filtered for talking to the noncelarp

>>508608251
right in the feels
>obscure indie music
was that in the 90s?
must have been an amazing time to be a young man
i had the world at my feet at 21 - shagged so many stunners i lost count, huge scial circle and traveled all over, djayed at big parties at underground night clubs and enjoyed the occasional philosophical discussion over a joint or two

since then my entire twenties has been a desperate trainwreck. i'm not quite thirty yet but will be by then end of the year and am desperately single

you reckon it's too late for me?

got fungal willy

>>508607466
When did they even catch him? That completely passed me by. And how?
> distributing threatening written material intending to stir up religious hatred.
That's a crime? Of course it is, silly me thinking they'd just get him for the hack itself which should be relatively minor. Very interested to see what he gets, remember r Ricky (and Eshan) is due in August

>i'm gonna get drunk and talk about lamps haha im so quirky and totally not fat and gay
filtered the manchild ngl

>>508608251
good times. went to many gigs

https://xcancel.com/echetus/status/1937566106626965729#m
>Seriously, how does keep paying for this stuff?
For me it's Jacky Jhaj and his endless nonce antics. They should hang the cunt.

>>508608540
i got hanrangued into becoming culturally english and speak like a limey now

there's a difference between "banter" and outright seethe and targeted humiliation lad and brits pretend they don't know the line

they do

>>508608906
I could understand if they'd charged him with something computer related, but instead it's inducing others to hate by presenting them with facts.

>>508603344 (OP)

>>508608095
I'm neither fat nor gay. I fear you've mistaken me for our resident yank.

>>508608657
hear hear

you get told "get a solid degree and even maybe a masters, work hard in menial jobs to harden yourself and learn work skills"

then you find out that your birthright was sold for a mess of red pottage, as they say - and you didn't even have a say in it

>>508609006
I suspected he was "British" and not British when I first came across the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9tfe9B2ac

>>508609006
he's like a pedophile influencer

>>508609094
Like with Sam they didn't charge him with littering or vandalism, just the vibes of the stickers

>A few weeks ago, Tommy Robinson came out of jail wearing rosary beads, claiming he’s a Christian.

>Today he’s gloating that he helped 16 year old boys deceive girls that they picked up at a club and brought back to his house at 2am.

>>508608912
You know you're obvious with these flags even in /uhg/ and /pig/?
Get new flags lad. Your larp is subject to pattern recognition.

>>508609247
Using the word "epic" after the era of Epic Meal Time and that internet milieu is so incredibly jeet coded

>>508609177
game was rigged
80% of jobs is looking the part, the world of work has become like online dating

I'm off to read some Otto English.

>>508609343
16 year olds going clubbing? So that means the girls are likely also underage, maybe even below 16? And they're believing the house is a fellow teens? You'd think a guy who in theory has the state after him wouldn't air obvious if not crimes then definitely dodgy shit for everyone to see

>>508609343
being mates with your son and posting his teenage antics on twitter is so irish

>>508609526
VIII is a villain now?

>>508609177
I think it's harder today in the job market than ever.
On the BBC website today they had a girl with a masters degree who applied for around 650 jobs before she got a trainee accountant role.
Everything seems to be minimum wage in my area with hundreds of applicants per job.
Internet and immigration is to blame.

>>508609424
I've had 52 jobs in my life. Only ever had one interview where I didn't get the job.
I must look like many parts.
Truth is most young people normies just aren't employable.
I could find a job in a week if I needed one.

>>508609591
Tommy's a nonce.

>>508609599
Yep. That was my first thought too.

>>508609693
Why is it hard to believe that you look like many parts

> t. 8

>>508608324
You won't.

Post willy, you won't

>>508609828
> challenging him because he’s gay and wants to see some random chav’s dick
How very English of you

>>508609343
>the house is there's
ENGERLUND
good job he is helping to stop all those foreigners who don't speak the language

Will-y, won't he

>>508609825
>namenosher
Filterd

>>508609672
it's because we're a poor country with a hugely dense population
game is rigged against anyone younger than 35
>>508609693
peak boomer moment

>>508609780
You want confirmation of my parts....
>>508609828
>>508609893
They want confirmation of his parts....
When did Brit/pol/ get so gay?

>>508610049
no what i mean is if you look vaguely handsome
or vaguely tough
then you'd be suited to myriad jobs and find it easy to get one because you look the part

>>508609893
My willy is big and offensive I can't show it here

>>508608547
Fuck that's quite a depressing post mate.

>>508608657
Yeah, I was too immature and coddled for my age and it cost me. Glad you're surviving, it's all I'm doing too.

>>508608817
No mate it was in the 2010s. 29 to me now doesn't seem that old. Sure it's a big milestone and a lot of people use it as a time to reflect in a big way etc, but really it's up to you and what you want to achieve and what you're doing to get there imo

>>508608932
I never went to one. I was just too miserable and isolated. I booked a ticket to go and see a band I loved one time but then I was too embarrassed to go alone and ended up not going. Got home from work a bit earlier and listened to some random songs on youtube and started dancing in my chair after hearing one I'd not heard in a long time

ALLO GOVNA!
> they’ve raped all the little white girls (for now) - now they’re moving onto the little white boys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affogato
>an Italian dessert comprising a scoop of gelato, either fiordilatte (plain milk-flavored) or vanilla, topped with espresso.
Ice cream with coffee on it.

>>508610043
I'm gen x lad. Zoomer moment.
>Everyone who's not my age is a boomer
I did rehab too when I was your age.

>>508610150
Monkey fucker

>>508610150
Fairy nuff.
I do look that way.

>>508609977
>he’s gay and wants to see some random chav’s dick
You're projecting.
I don't want to see his willy.

>>508610191
the ice cream is supposed to go on top

>>508610289
but then it's similar to incels in that they don't look the part, through no fault of their own
they're completely fucked and it's not a moral failing particularly just they don't look any part

>still no shag 2025
countries gone to shit

>>508610157
>I never went to one. I was just too miserable and isolated. I booked a ticket to go and see a band I loved one time but then I was too embarrassed to go alone and ended up not going.
This is possibly the saddest thing I've ever read. I went to earls court in 1994 to see what remained of pink Floyd on my own with only a pocket full of weed. Had a great time, met new frens.....

Walking sticks

>>508610407
Incels just have too high standards. If you're ugly and intellectually challenged, just find a butterface retard?
Lads with down syndrome get laid. Incels are incels because of themselves.

>>508610150
completely untrue
it's all "vibes" shit now
you have a stacey hr manager who assesses you on your "vibes" and you have no idea which "vibes" she's looking for

this is if you have passed the AI filters that chuck your application in the bin if you haven't formatted your cv in a machine friendly way

>>508610748
You aren't au fait with incel rhetoric

>>508610625
>sticks
Poles
Also good for cleaning blocked toilets.

>>508610792
the vibes come from how you look

>Free Palestine? In this economy?

>>508610823
I am. I used to run a father's rights group. They were a fucking scourge on our movement
They hold back mens rights massively. All the good work you do negated by some fat retard posting hatred.

Let me put it this way
'if you look right for the role it is very easy to get a job'
uncontroversial, and just extrapolate that out

>>508610157
i loved the 2010s
it was like peak grimey british decline having a last blast
dingey dungeons in brixton and hyde park leeds and stokes croft bristol

everyone just aware that this was the end of something

since 2018 or so it's all been downhill and there's no organic culture left most places

>>508610748
>just find a butterface retard?
If she's downs, I'm down

>tfw looking at old barns on google maps

>>508611009
If you are au fait then you're just deliberately stepping over their points

>>508610216
i think i've had about 15 jobs in my life and the most i've ever earned is 26k

sorry for misgeneration-ing you. gen xers are usually sound just miserable cynical gits

>>508611173
hell yeah brother

>>508611035
Mate, you're so detached from British culture I doubt you could fit in anywhere between a morris dance and a drill video shoot.
You're not British. Sorry to break it to you.

>>508611284
>lapp
>larp
>plap

>>508610439
cor
>>508610748
nah women are entirely "vibe" oriented
they are swayed by rumour and mass hysteria and collective prejudice

you can be a literal abusive psycho and get women because they confuse these traits with social dominance

>>508611207
I know their points but their failures in other standard situations negates any statistics they offer as evidence of their plight.
You got laid lad. If you can and I can then there's something wrong with them.
Simple as.

>Right to protest!!
>*breaks into military depot and shoves fireworks down tank barrels*

>>508611220
>miserable cynical gits
Aye. There's a reason we're like that.

>>508611431
Bit joshy that

>>508610872
nah bro you're wrong
female dominated offices lead to being full of placid weak men with estrogenic facial features because women are fundamentally insecure creatures who do not like to feel challenged

lol

>>508611431
>it's another josh has a bad take about women episode

>>508611637
Fuck off josh you sad cunt

>>508611647
Didn't everyone suspect this?

>>508608077
I don't get it that doesn't make less brown people all of a sudden they won't suddenly assimilate. So all that plan results in some poor white family getting parachuted into Tower Hamlets and the Ndongo family moving into some previously all white estate. They think thats a vote winner?

>>508611431
Hi josh

>>508603344 (OP)
all third worlder foreigners in Europe should be given badges to wear so the police don't bother arresting them after they rape or kill someone, and thus don't waste their precious time which could otherwise be spent raping or killing.
notice how they immediately rape or kill after being released three months after the last rape or murder; clearly they're desperate by that point, imagine going three months without raping or killing anyone.

Lmao jwog fucked up his blocko larp by sperging about women

>>508611492
Incels aren't wrong in terms of the fact, they are wrong in the sense that 'cynicism and being right' is the correct way to go
it's better to be optimistic and take risks than be correct
like redcoat soldiers marching through musket fire, the only thought should be 'well why not me why shouldn't i survive' the facts of the case don't matter

https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-41657018.html
>Ireland’s first jihadist attack officially confirmed by gardaí in EU terror report
>An Garda Síochána has officially reported Ireland’s first confirmed jihadist attack to the EU, citing the attempted murder of a Defence Forces chaplain by a radicalised teenager in August 2024.
They can't be right, surely they've had one before then?

>>508611647
>>508611702
another win for feminism

>>508611637
why would that make me wrong

>>508611288
where do you think i took this photo then? bhutan?

>>508611841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCjg1lX-Bc

>>508611859
They did the meme, they did the meme!!

>>508611859
this is satire i imagine

>>508611841
>surely they've had one before
they just assumed it was loyalists after a bonfire

Hol up. Let the 36 year old incel who blames women for his own mental issues tell us how women think

Article 5 has been #Triggered

>>508611431
you speak truth, i've put lots of effort on interviews in the past, suited, showered, shaved, even put a bit of effort looking into the history of the business and made up a few reasons I'd be good that I could regurgitate. no chance in the interview; I always sperg out some nonsense or it goes wrong somehow.

The only time I give the right vibe is when I go in relaxed, and it always surprises me when I get the job from doing that. I have to go in slightly tipsy most of the time or I get something stuck in my throat it leaves me so nervous.

>>508611841
i guess jews forgot they existed

>>508611835
There's hope for you cauldy.

>>508612074
i usually open with talking about how hard i masturbate

>>508611888
>where do you think i took this photo then
I'm guessing Google.

>vibes
I don't have good vibes.

>>508612063
Reminder that Article 5 is toothless
https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/official_texts_17120.htm
>The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognised by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.
>such action as it deems necessary,

Why do people stress so much about money? If you want money then just go get it.

>>508612032
I'm going to say tits or gtfo based on your woman like opinion.

>>508612074
Always go into job interviews hungover

>NSS 2025 is also a call to action for an all-of-society effort to make our country stronger and more secure. It outlines a number of ways in which we will have to pull together, from national resilience exercises to greater vigilance from the public. The ambition set out in NSS 2025 means asking investors, academia and industry to align private capital and intellectual capacity to ensure our competitive edge and sovereign capability. It requires the public, business and academia to adopt cybersecurity practices and effective research security practices. It means asking the private sector to engage with law enforcement to protect people from harmful and illegal content online, and ensuring that human security remains at the forefront of AI

>>508612255
give off vibes so bad they'll be too scared to turn their back to you even for the second or so it would take for them to leave

>>508612255
death penalty
>captcha SAYM(y)N(ame)

>>508612262
As with all good treaties, it's only meant to apply when it's convenient

>>508612255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7UdISwJxNc&list=RDa7UdISwJxNc&start_radio=1

me neither

>>508611888
or this?
(me in the denim shirt btw)
>>508611557
>>508611649
>>508611749
>>508611775
used to love women and i'm incredibly romantic at heart and only had good experiences with them but something happened at the age of 22 (racial criminal convitction and sectioning) where they could suddenly smell i was no longer master of my life and not a single one has extended an olive branch or had faith in me or saw that i was struggling and vulnerable and in need of affection

this along with rumour and chinese whispers made me an incel when i should have been on top of the world still

if it were a woman a man would have taken at least pity or had empathy and given her a chance

i'm just being realistic

>>508612074
This man...
Is how to man.

>>508611932
kek

Imagine the sheltered spastic mindset you must have, to respond to a question about how a politics forum becomes a schizo gay druggies meeting room by saying - "everybody in the uk is also a schizo gay druggie like me, so there"
The cope and projection of these delusional retards is astonishing, and they are as much of a cause of the death of the uk as the psychotic politicians are.

>>508612335
Idk why people act as if it's a finite resource

I used to have vibes, now I just have PIP.

>>508612262
Article 5 is just an extended warranty terms and conditions.

>>508612404
Of course! All treaties are supposed to die and it's very boring to be a quarter of the way through the 21st century with mongs trying to prop up treaties from the mid 20th century. Well beyond their expiry date, all the historic treaties of "perpetual friendship" have lasted for far less time

>>508611542
mostly peaceful and fiery protest

>>508612431
I don't wanna block Dj
But you're making me feel alright

>>508612431
>picturing life as a woman again
just transition already ffs

>>508612404
You are under no obligation to honour your obligations.

>>508612538
>"everybody in the uk is also a schizo gay druggie like me, so there"
*everyone in British politics

>>508612538
Agreed.
These schizo namecunts need to fuck off really. But we all know they won't.

Why doesn't Mossad just poison every member of Iran's government and military industrial complex at the same time?

>>508612074
I had to do a presentation once for a local government strategy job, it took fucking ages, i read a book on strategy in the public sector, so fucking boring and then it went to a woman who already worked for the council
they said i was too compassionate to something

as soon as the email line says 'we regret' or the call says 'we've had so many excellent applicants' might as well just blast shepard tone because it means nothing

>>508612538
>not filtering namecunts, memeflags, paki posters, josh etc
ngmi

>>508612360
Haggis and chips with a fritter roll chaser.

>>508612787
They should have just detonated their mobile phones.

>>508605383
she will be appointed a Baroness and be the Disinfo Secretary at Cabinet in the Big Ang' Government of 2029 after the Kier Coup.

>>508612693
this
>>508612739
>1pbtid
nice contribution there mate
really worthwhile

you feel like a dick when you prepare really well for an interview and don't get it
now you've just got all this useless info in your head

>>508606330
I genuinely think they thought that Drumpf would get impeached during the first 100 days of his first term and were confused when he wasn't.

>>508605860
spray paint is violence and political violence is terrorism.

>>508613414
people act like feedback is meaningful because they have a just world fallacy

>>508612431
>was no longer master of my life
There's your problem.
You're in the right place lad.

>>508612074
feel that bro. it's easy to get carried away though and be visibly impaired
they don't want competence they want "vibes" and this is why the economy is a total shitshow imo

coupled with intense competition from worker surplus and decreasing emploent opportunity, AI, DEI, women hiring managers

it's bollocks and it's why nothing fucking works

Had (homemade) rice pudding for lunch before.

'you weren't the best candidate on the day'
you can be the best candidate on the day and not get the job

>>508612787
The producers need to keep us gripped with nibbles of compelling storylines

>>508606657
but other people would be responsible for any further dissemination.
>there exists the potential
a pretty weaselly argument

Knuckles are itchy

>>508613791
Gis.
A.
Bit.

>>508613414
I'm always bad at interviews I naturally give short answers to questions and then the interviewer asks me to give more details, just don't like being put on the spot like that and its awkward.

"Sorry, you didn't have sufficient vibes to be shortlisted for the role"

>>508613527
causing over 1 million pounds of damage to military equipment is sabotage and possibly terrorism but not lethal terrorism. this is still debateable

>>508613990
Who put the DK Mode cheat on?

>>508613414
>you feel like a dick
No wonder the tree is such a popular meeting spot.

>>508613749
can you elaborate on what you mean?

>>508608077
Singapore did this from day one because they knew if enough indians move in the place turns to shit, literally.
but they also have a proper housing plan so allocate socially subsidised housing enforcing maximum racial ratios so one ethnic group never takes over (except chinese singaporeans). but they have a centralised housing authority which london could have too for example, but that would make too much sense and put lots of council workers (BAMEs) out of work in local councils.

>>508613447
Trump isn't a saviour of anything lad. He's just the clown before the storm.

>>508613997
It's in me belly now lad.

don't interviewers understand that brevity is the soul of wit

>>508609672
>a girl with a masters degree
overqualified for many positions. "she won't stay around, she's waiting for a better job" is the boomer hiring mindset.

>>508614237
Duh

>>508614082
Kek

>>508613167
based OS Landranger Map influencer

>>508613527
Graffiti 'artists' should have their balls removed by rusty spoon.

>>508612787
they'd kill too many mossad agents if they did that

>>508614012
i have aced interviews and got amazing feedback and been invited for round two (some jobs even even have three round interview processes) then just get ghosted
they don't even bother dmsending a rejection email or calling you

cauldron is 100% correct in comparing it to tinder
women did not evolve to understand honour
and most hiring and recruitment is done by women

>>508614012
last interview i did she literally asked me 'have you read my questions before' because i was answering with such precision
said there was someone in my previous job working for the company and they'd done really well so there was something to build from
they were joking about easier ways to get to work
they were asking about my holidays and if i had anything booked in the near future
on the diversity question i said i'm a catholic and they said we're catholics too and i went on some darwinian justification of diversity in the workplace linking it to the reformation
they kept nodding and agreeing with me throughout like i was reflecting their own thoughts back to them
i don't just think i did well at the interview i know i absolutely battered it
'we regret to inform you'

>>508614291
Plus she will get pregnant in a few years.
Hire an indian male instead who will do unpaid overtime and bring in samosas on Friday.

>>508613839
You were the best candidate but my mate/relative/gf/mates mate/relative/gf/gf's mate/relative needs to save up for magaluf this summer and we get £1000 for recommending a new hire who passes probation period as well, so you can do without rent for another few months but thanks for applying and going to the interview even though i am only doing them out of legality and with no intention of hiring outside my current circle.

99.9% of dating app convos result in being ghosted after five messages max

it is exactly the same for jobseekers

>>508614464
>like tinder
haven't heard it put that way before but its accurate, the amount of options they have to hire you have to really make yourself stand out and I just cba for any of it

>>508614271
I guess dinner's been upgraded, then.

>>508614103
YOU lost control of your life. Society has always been shit and random.
Getting drunk and stoned has never improved it.
You're in the right place.
You can't change society. Only yourself.

>>508613990
Average siberian yak herder

>>508614700
>I guess dinner's been upgraded, then.

>>508614596
you made this story up mate
mentioning your religion in an interview is a faux pas of astronomic proportions

>>508614700
hallo sarrr that looks delicious please deport kebab into belly sarr

>>508614670
the police failed me by 0.5% off the passing grade on a bullshit subjective video answers test
i put in an foi to see the bame and female recruitment numbers and they sent back asking if i meant this business year or this year
i clarified and they've just ignored me

Fed the squirrels again today.
One bit my finger instead of taking the nut.
But I forgave him.

>>508614670
Zoomers think nepotism is a new phenomenon?

>>508614825
I didn't make it up, i literally said that
she was joking that they had a day for everything 'eid, black history month'
i said 'i'm a catholic so that's where i get my system of belief but.... blah blah blah hr bullshit'
she said 'we're catholic too'

>>508614721
it's pretty hard to keep control of your life when you're being held down by african nurses and injected with sedatives

the drugs were a psychological coping mechanism i thiink in retrospect

but you're right i can only do my best and not live in the past

>>508614902
Top man.

>>508614902
I feed the odd squirrel but what I really enjoy is feeding crows.

>>508614981
Bake it lad

>>508614596
mate, always 'prefer not to say'

>>508614902
>One bit my finger instead of taking the nut.
>But I forgave him.
Should catch him and make squirrel burgers out of him.
Total grey death.

>>508615204
Jesus said not to prefer not to say

>>508615011
fair maybe that's a scottish thing because if you mention u
you're christian of any stripe in england they will think "yep not hiring this bigot"

it's rude to talk about religion with people you've just met who are deciding whether or not you're right fit for the compnany etc

>>508615152
That crow's name? Israel

>>508614981
I was being trained in management of a regional section of a large multinational during the last days of people handing in paper cv's. The main boss training me said we need to start hiring for christmas, so he pulled out a stack of cv's about 4 foot tall. He took the top 2/3rd's and put them in the bin before we even sat down to look at them.

>>508615293
this interview was in england and i think you're wrong, libtards, even catholic libtards love the idea of diversity of opinion, and italian and irish catholics have a chip on their shoulder, they themselves will think about how they navigate eid as catholics and know it's not bigoted

>>508615087
I'm sure your past issues affect you lad and they give you great excuses for your current behavioural issues.
Don't let them define you. Get sober, be the best man you can be.

>>508615236
It nearly climbed up my leg to get at the bag of nuts I was holding.
Aggressive.
I'm sure walkers did squirrel flavour crisps back in the day.

>>508615293
go outside you stupid dickhead literally nobody outside of maybe a few 'hip' companies in london cares if you're christian

>>508615263
well may be so but going on about diversity in the workplace is irrelevant, its supposed to be about you and whether or not its the right job for you

>>508615433
>He took the top 2/3rd's and put them in the bin before we even sat down to look at them.

>>508615398
kek
They are cheeky cunts I'll give you that.
There's a nice area in our local park where a dozen squirrel come running up to you when you start chucking some nuts. A minute or so later they all get mogged by the corvids dive bombing out of the trees.

Wtf happened to charlie dimmock? This wank is gonna be difficult

>>508615433
So the top third of men got binned?
Life is random lad.

>>508615629
it was a 'values lead' interview and one of their values was dei shit

>>508615433

>>508615597
Cauldrons issue isn't Christianity. It's alcoholism.

>>508615806
i wasn't talking to cauldy you lopsided tit

>>508615678
Someone gave her too much compost.

>>508615646
I like crows, but prefer ravens

>>508615742
KEK. Bet his name was Andy.

>>508615806
come in with a pint of stella
>can we get radio 6 on in the background

>>508615806
Alcoholism is peak christianity. Jesus turns water into wine. So you replace water with wine.

>>508615891
You were if you go back far enough... (One more post)

>>508615742
That's genius kek

>>508616032
i wasn't you spastic

>>508615433
lmao doesn't surprise me at all

nepotism is the way of the world.

my last boss was 5 years younger than me and was a company golem on an apprenticeship straight out of a massively expensive boarding school. makes you think. paid over triple what i was despite being a thousand times more intelligent because she had a great "vibe" compass and i was a typical autistic young man who challenged her "vibe" radar

she was lovely to my face and made out she had my back but it took occupational health from my health insurance to call me and inform me they were planning a disciplinary procedure that nobody had o
told me about

they extended my probation too for literally no reason. it's "quiet firing" / a polite way of referring to gaslighting and isolating you and collecting paperwork to evidence bogus accusations of poor performance

resigned as it was just not worth fighting

office was full of self important tossers who thought they wer hot shit because they were fluent in the company's propriety broking software.

>>508615993
Radio 6 is only good until 7pm. After that it's radio paradise rock mix.

>>508615709
I've never heard of that before, sounds retarded, should have just glossed over that part I dunno

>>508615997
drunkenness is a sin, but alcohol is a blessing
god cursed a vineyard so people couldn't enjoy wine as a punishment
but st paul specifically called out drunkards
the early christians were always getting accused of being alchies, even at pentecost the birth of the church

>>508615944
Not many ravens in my neighbourhood but there's some large groups of crows that piss off the seagulls and pidgeons which is handy.

>>508615997
As a man who drinks wine but no water I concur.
Not religious though, the bible was just a bunch of bored drunk blokes.

>>508615152

>>508616129
You were.

>>508615516
really?
i avoid talking politics religion or football in offices at any cost. most i'll do is relay a controversial topic from the news without betraying any particular opinion on it to get people to expose their biases and work around that
>>508615558
i appreciate that. i am determined to make a good go of my thirties. i'm lucky to be alive
>>508615597
are you for real?
bringing up religion in a job interview is majorly gauche and frankly pathetic and muslims only do it for dei brownie points


more importantly: who the fuck is baking?

>>508616254
>large groups of crows that piss off the seagulls
black on white crime, smdh

>>508616548
you didn't not get the job because you're christian
you didn't get the job because you're a retard with no working or social skills

>>508616354
i literally wasn't
you also have no social skills

There's that euripides play The Bacchantes, basically if you don't respect wine it will rip you shreds,
i have the Bouguereau painting near jesus, mary and saint rosalia on my table

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_%281825-1905%29_-_Bacchante_%281894%29.jpg

the way he painted the eyes is so kino, perfect

>>508616285
>well done Crow!

>>508616648
i'm not a christian though. i'm an atheist. not even agnostic or deistic.
panpsychist on occasion but usually just an out and out nihilist who isn't even sure if he exists anyway

>>508616866
dont care

>>508616648
>you also have no social skills
I'm currently booking flights for my daughter while packaging my son's 18th birthday presents and packaging 2 sales from my enterprise.
Tell me about your day, social man.

>>508616548
It's not really talking about religion to say you're a catholic