I can't get a job.
>t. 1.5 years since graduating with a B.S. in comp sci

Works on my machine. Just create an artificial general super intelligence in software and then do exactly what it says. Learn to plumb.

sorry chud, pajeet does it for cheaper

I can get you a job. All I ask is for you to be chipper and hungry for work.

>>508607683 (OP)
Hang in there kid. Its hard to get a job. Get some shit on github and font give up

>>508607683 (OP)
Try school's career fair

>>508607683 (OP)
>>>/g/utwg/

>>508607683 (OP)
join the military

>>508607683 (OP)
Bootstraps

>>508607829
>go to plumbing school
>need to work a few years as an apprentice to get your certificate
>"Sorry chud, the owner's nephew already got the spot, maybe in 5 years though"
many such case

>>508607683 (OP)
You will never be a wagie

>>508607683 (OP)
They want you to work a slave job for 4-5 years to harden you and turn you into a good little thoughtless golem slave.

There is real science behind this. After so many years of humiliation and grudgingly doing things that you don't want to do while being exposed to the stress, chemicals, and toxic corruption, it begins to erode your sense of self.

People become brain washed and aged prematurely. They start stagnating on their free time.

90% of their income goes to cheapest minimum survival expenditures. You're just being given slave subsistence so that you can keep working.

Then, more than the remaining 10% is taken with interest, taxes, hidden fees, and medical costs.

80% of you are completely fucked.

>>508607683 (OP)
ahahah
*inhales*
AHAHAHAH
imagine being american and bitching about jobs, you guys wont last a month in this god forsaken 9th world hellhole. Working for a few pennies an hour while food has european prices
>but muhh graduation
man up and stop bitching, you guys got life on easy mode

>>508607683 (OP)

Do you live in an area with jobs?

>>508607683 (OP)
maybe if you were working on your resume instead of gooning your sissy clitty you'd have more luck, troon

>>508608707
I live in Silicon Valley, literally the worst offender of H-1B abuse.

>>508607683 (OP)
We’re all fukt nigger, are you just beginning to figure it out? Did you think you were special?

>>508608183
Yeah got some stuff on my github that got me noticed from Apple to do an interview, but they ghosted me after the first round, same with other companies, they are impressed with my resume and projects, but they ghost me after the 1st or 2nd round of interviews, even after I do well on the technical.

Stop yapping and enjoy the fact that you were born into the sweet spot where computers and centi-Trillionaires (USD) will be doing all of the work for everyone, and the Centi-Trillionaire Worker-bee classes and their AI-drones won't rise up, because they won't have the intelligence to beyond maybe kick over a few trash cans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4yRH9rA3_o

>>508608843
remote pajeets are getting sacked daily, work remotely as a grunt even if you get paid less, it's cred for your cv, you scratch your balls for a 1.5 year and you're still a noob

>>508607683 (OP)
Crazy how no American men can find jobs as we're leading up to a war for israel

i'm starting to think sucking dicks is more lucrative then having a job

>>508608655
What hentai is this from

>>508608655
What dumb shit is this?

>>508607683 (OP)
Could try ULINE or Amazon/Amazon Flex until you find something better. Although I've heard standards might be higher here than in the USA (for now).

>>508607683 (OP)
I got a grant through foodstamps to get my CDL in a 1 month course, had a job within a week of graduating, and after 6 months experience took a job where i'm making about $1600/week after taxes.
And i'm basically a NEET on wheels

>>508609078
U must be bad at interviewing then. Learn to make ppl laugh. U prob are socially retarded

>>508611350
It's always been.

>>508613161
Way too dangerous of a job

>>508607683 (OP)
Nigger if you did not get a fucking internship you fucked up.
Comp sci. Degree means very little if you don't have any work experience.

>>508607683 (OP)
Look up starting a femboy OF. Lots of fembois are CS grads

>>508607683 (OP)
>I can't get a job
There's plenty of job's you're just not lo-
>comp sci
Of course.

>PHDKM

>>508613428
imagine the smell

>>508607683 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508607683 (OP)
what was your GPA?

>>508607683 (OP)
You choose to not get a job

>comp sci degree
Enjoy your jeet hellhole. Next time dont listen to boomers when they tell you "Oh boy! X is the future! Gotta get a degree in X!"
Get a trade and compete with chicanos

>>508608183
Github is a Microsoft organization (controlled by Microsoft employed political activists) that centralizes and controls software development culture. You should never use it. Use alternatives that actually care about git's decentralized nature, and your freedoms.

>>508608655
You brought in the resident wagie glownigger so you really riled them up with this one

>>508610022
lmfao

Sorry but Comp Sci is a meme degree. It depended on a bubble and the moment they could be replaced with jeets they were. Your best bet is to start a business or retrain into something else with a different degree.

>>508608554
>owner's nephew already
No you dont understand you need to hire some random nigger on the street not your family. Think of the profit and productivity gain fuck your family.

>>508607683 (OP)
Then start building software on your own. You have the time, you have the tools, yet you waste them whining and crying like a bitch online

Degrees are basically invalid if you don't get a job in a relevant field within a year of graduating.

>>508607683 (OP)
Just troon out and take my fat dick up your ass all day for a monthly salary of $2k

>>508613161
>And i'm basically a NEET on wheels
NEET tier jobs are the best i used to do graveyard shit security you just sit there look at camera and walk around. They let me set up my laptop and use their wifi to so i was getting paid to shit post. Good times. Nowadays i just repair and flip shit cause people are retards who cant maintain or repair things.

>>508607683 (OP)
>wants a job
You get by without one, what's the problem?

>>508608655
The jews did not like this high-IQ post. That being said I am immune to all forms of demoralization, and I don’t spend money. Sooner or later I’ll drop 10k on land and be able to level-up.