Pajeet Webm Thread

Trains Edition

>>508612460 (OP)
These are the people that China needs to put in camps.

>>508612460 (OP)
Imagine how much pussy he would've got if he'd correctly calculated the width of the train. He'd have looked so cool walking casually while the train rushed by. It makes me wonder where all the videos of successful attempts at looking cool are

>>508612460 (OP)
After the Lake Magantic disaster in quebec, I learned you don’t need to be near the train to get mushed.

>>508612460 (OP)
do some poo eating ones too, please. told my boss about this today when he wanted to go to an Indian buffet, but I wasn't ready for a poo presentation

>>508612460 (OP)
>>508613432
why have I seen more than one slow motion video of a jeet walking with his back toward a train coming toward him and getting decimated by it? why does the cameraman hardly seem to react? are they trying to commit suicide in style or is walking next to a passing train in a poorly lit amateurish looking video in the most boring and unappealing looking location something jeets actually do to look cool? i'm dumbfounded by this phenomenon.

>>508613432
That sort of brainpower is not something jeets have.

>>508612460 (OP)
I get a kick out of these no matter how many times I watch them.
>they resemble humans
>they sort of try to mimic humans
But I'm completely unbothered watching these creatures get splattered.
>>508613432
>jeets
>getting pussy
Like the Animal Kingdom, they only conceive through force

>>508612460 (OP)

>>508612460 (OP)
Is he OK?

>>508612460 (OP)
HE NEED SOME MILK

>>508612460 (OP)
What is with their obsession with trains?

>>508614851
Now you're sounding like my relatives who try to find an explanation for deer jumping at cars.

>>508614851
I think they're trying to capture the "cool guys don't look at explosions" type feel

only one so far?

>>508616234
The jeet does not look at the exploding head.

>>508612460 (OP)
All this India hate is because all you know Indians are the smartest and that's why your countries want us. We will take your jobs and hire each other and you will be calling me sir one day

>>508616452
>Indians are the smartest

>>508612460 (OP)
>>508616600
I think it's cool that their friends still decide to upload it on the internet.

>>508612460 (OP)
Indian hate is a chinese psyop, Indians are total bros and so are jews.

>>508616452
It's probably the sheenies that tolerate the upper caste jeets, but the rest of you low IQ WE ARE CEO SAAR street-shitters will probably wind up yeeting each other doing slow-mo train videos.

>>508614851
This, but also on top, why did the cameraman (one would presume a friend or relative) post it anyways?
>>508616452
Jeets only know the master-slave dynamic, and can not fathom the notion of being peers with others.

>>508616656
what was his plan?

>>508614851
A little while ago, an anon explained that many of their movies have the hero doing a dramatic / emotional slow walk while a train zooms by them. These jeets are simply mimicking what the see in the media.

Webm not related

>>508616310
So how long does he live after that? Does he lie there in pain wondering why he was so stupid, or is it instant lights out? What kills him exactly? Just completely liquified organs?

>>508617107
to crash with no survivors

>>508616600
I could watch this for hours

>>508616826
views are views

>>508612460 (OP)
This one must have survived. Dislocated shoulder at most?

>>508616234
>>508614851
It's probably some kind of bollywood meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnNerkFf44

Trains is hard job saar

>>508617107
he didn't fly so good

>>508617363
>What kills him exactly?

Physics.

>>508617107
He was trying to prove that he can levitate through hindu magic.
I hear christians claim that true belief makes them immune to bullets, fire, etc. They should test it too just like this guy.

>>508613432
That’s why that jeet who lived through the plane crash is terrible news for Indians. He was filmed walking away from the crash looking like a badass. Five hundred million Indians are now fantasising about all of the women in the world watching them walk out of a flaming wreckage. Expect plane crashes in India to become a weekly occurrence.

>>508617539
Smart ass.

>>508617359
God damn you to hell for posting this.

>>508617359
He breaks his asshole.
I like it.

>>508617372
Why does Bane turn Dutch for that one line?

>>508612460 (OP)
Why are these videos so satisfying to watch?

>>508617558
Wasn’t he just committing suicide because he’s old and a burden?

Like going into the mountains to hunt or whatever the ancients used to do.

>>508612460 (OP)
Is this some sort of right of passage in india or?

>>508616098
i'm just as baffled by that one tbf.

>>508617650
>lived through the plane crash
did we ever get confirmation on just how the fuck that happened?

>>508617107
His plan: faith beats gravity.
Reality: gravity beats faith.

>>508612460 (OP)
What a retard

>>508617896
>no one cared who I was until I killed 583 passengers

>>508612460 (OP)
Saaaaar

>>508617914
you now understand the monkey hate trend in India

>>508617363
If he didn't die immediately from head trauma, he died from internal bleeding possibly while being conscious, but likely not.

>>508615137
Arranged marriage is rape

>>508617107
To leave India.

>>508612460 (OP)
funny how every time in these organic india hate threads is always the old same videos, especially with train accidents, there is maybe 10 videos max being shilled hard

>>508618194
Why not just stop trying to rationalize wildlife? You surprised by flies trying to fly through glass windows too?

>>508617650
>Expect plane crashes in India to become a weekly occurrence
From your lips to God's ears

>>508617963
I am not sure actually. I saw some other /pol/cel claim it was someone trying to prove he can fly, but that's not reliable.

>>508616656
fake, it's in reverse