Thread 508639591

In the United States, you will be detained, strip-searched, and forced to provide a blood sample prior to deportation if you have an image of the Vice President on your phone.

>>508639591 (OP)
Is the VP a fat heiffer cow who wont vaccuum

>>508639591 (OP)
fake news, meme flaggot

I want to see her tits

>>508639591 (OP)
America is so based

>>508639751
Its fake news because the fat bitch was gettin trips to hawaii from other dudeZ

>>508639751
Not fake news, a Norwegian citizen had this meme picture of JD Vance, and got denied entry and sent back.

https://www.nyhetssaker.no/artikler/dc8dc8ed-5771-4642-80b5-4f8c575baa8d

>>508639591 (OP)
I bet her tiddies taste like credit cards

>>508640393
yes, it's fake

In the United States riding a bicycle is illegal. You will be immediately executed by Ford F150.

>>508640393
>Two pictures on the cell phone, a caricature of Vice President JD Vance and a homemade wooden pipe
For all we know it was the picture of a wooden pipe or any other multitude of reasons. He just assumes it was the Vance meme and the media runs with it.

>>508639591 (OP)
I would fight in the zogbot army to kill Iranians if I were guaranteed to get to do that to her.

>>508640393
>we kick out faggy foreigners for the slightest and silliest of reasons because we can
>europoors wail and cry and piss and shit themselves because borders and nations exist
based

>>508640566
So, you really think a picture of a wooden pipe is a reason to be denied entry? Lol, of course it was the Vance meme, Bongs or pipes are not illegal, if he had pics of weed or drugs, sure, but a pipe?

>>508639591 (OP)
she got the heavies

>>508639813
They're fake

>>508639591 (OP)
I think she looks hotter as a plastic American bimbo.

>>508640681
Your country is the laughing stock of the world right now, denying entry due to memes is almost as bad as getting jailed for a Facebook post (UK)

Just admit that your government is a fucking clown fiesta.

>>508640743
Again it could have been for many other reasons, if you look at the guy he had a pedo moustache it could have been for that.

>>508640789
>They're fake
Like her stories

>>508639591 (OP)
Did he get a boob job in Pyongyang? Couldn't have been more obvious plant and plebs just fell for it

>>508640743
>You're assuming what it is with no proof? You're retarded. You should believe what I'm saying with no proof instead.

>>508641604
Here you go tard you'll still deny it though

>>508639591 (OP)
I'd like to detain, strip search, and forcibly fuck her in pussy, if you get my drift.

>>508639591 (OP)
Why do they go through people's phones? Kind of sick in the head behavior if you really think about it.

>>508641745
Stop speaking in riddles

>>508641810
Memes threaten national security. This is a very serious issue.

>>508641745
I don't understand, please explain

Like this one?

Oh wait that's real

>>508641810
And your country does the same thing

>>508641674
>Daily Mail

>>508640789
Still want to see them

>>508640789
i'm ok with that

>>508639591 (OP)
Yeonmi Park "North Korean defector" guest on Tim Pool claims the DPRK showed propaganda videos about starving Americans needing to eat snow because they ate all the birds.
https://youtu.be/NiGOLxEWejQ?t=311
https://youtu.be/NiGOLxEWejQ?t=346

That video was a prank made by a British man:
https://youtu.be/jPCzxjiJ2NM

She then claims they removed her appendix without anesthetic when she was 13 (sound familiar?)
https://youtu.be/NiGOLxEWejQ?t=666
Where have we heard that sort of thing before?
https://archive.is/xDHnB

>Video exposing Park's conflicting tales:
https://youtu.be/8hPSQxp701o

>>508642840
Phones are scanned here only when they suspect people of trying to work on a tourist visa. No other first world country deports for memes

>>508640566
Migger cope is the craziest shit

>>508644488
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/11/australian-border-force-abf-searching-phones-travellers-data

>About one in four people stopped at border had some data copied from their devices by Australian Border Force

>>508644891
>Australian Border Force searched phones of 10,000 travellers in past two years

How many people do you think come through the Australian border? How can you be this unbelievably fucking stupid?

>>508644960
uh oh somebody's getting a little cranky now that he realizes his country does the same exact thing as the US

>>508641810
At the moment they go through your phone and social media for
>criticisms or mockery of the Trump administration
>Anti-Israeli sentiment

>>508645127
US does the same thing as China with their Xi Vinnie the Pooh prohibition kek

>>508645127
>International visitation to Australia reached 7.7 million trips to Australia in the year ending March 2025.

How do you tie your own shoelaces without assistance? 0.12% of visitors have their phones scanned, on suspicion of violating tourist visa conditions. Nobody gets deported for memes or anything to do with speech, which is particularly ironic as Australia has no protected right to free speech unlike the US.

>>508642840
Nope. You only get searched if you are suspected of
>illegal immigration
>Pedopilia
>Drugs/Arms trafficking
They don't request social media etc. You can talk shit about Israel or the Prime Minister (probably in part because most Australians don't even know who the Prime Minister is on any given week)

>>508645127
They really don't. No one does. U.S. has always done this for the same reason everyone else does (pedos, terrorists, drugs and illegals). Now they are doing it for stupid U.K. tier reasons (memes). Unfortunately you will be Future Proof, because I guarantee all the fives eyes start doing this shit now that they know people are used to it.

>>508645286
>>508645364
Remember when you guys wouldn't let that guy play tennis without getting the kike spike. Lmao prison island.

>>508645571
He forged his immigration documents, that's why he was deported not because of his vaccination status, you are legit mentally disabled dude

>>508645571
Yeah. Now tennis poofs will get banned from the Jew York Open for liking a Joe Rogan tweet. Just wait until the five eyes start Uno Reverse banning
>What do you mean you don't use facebook?

>>508639591 (OP)
In the USA is illegal to collect rain water

>>508645650
You're the one who blindly believes this guys claim he was denied entry due to a meme.

In the United States the President watches the Gorilla Channel and complains that the Gorillas aren't fighting.

>>508640896
Their government is a clown fiesta but so is all of ours you absolute retard. Also being told to fuck off isn't the same as being jailed for basic wrongthink. It's still dumb as hell but not even close to the same thing.

>>508640896
Stay mad, muzzy filth. Bomb more sand niggers.

Very interesting

>>508645789
In the US, it is illegal to build a porch or shed on property that you "own" without purchasing a permission slip from the government.

>>508639591 (OP)
I would take great pleasure in slowly slowly scraping all of the makeup off of her face with the appropriate tool.

>>508639591 (OP)
Anyone that keeps cringe boomer memes on their phones demonstrate an IQ range that should require sterilization

>>508639591 (OP)
Show location flaggot

>>508639591 (OP)
You're right. What a horrible place to live. Better not try to come here. Ever.

>>508639591 (OP)
In Canada you can have your bank account frozen, fired from your job and even put in jail for honking your horn