Thread 508655668 - /pol/ [Archived: 805 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 9LuLms86
6/25/2025, 5:49:20 AM No.508655668
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a 10/10 tranny flirted with me but i autistically excused myself because you retards brainwashed me. i will regret it forever
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Anonymous ID: 2rAk2CDVUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:51:52 AM No.508655844
>>508655668 (OP)
Hey, it sounds like you had a moment where things felt confusing or overwhelming, and that’s okay — everyone processes things differently. It’s important to be kind to yourself and remember that no one’s perfect at social interactions. If you genuinely liked the person, maybe try to be open to getting to know them better next time. And remember, respect goes a long way — both for others and yourself.
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Anonymous ID: 1RFm8peHCanada
6/25/2025, 5:54:49 AM No.508656028
>>508655844
How do I convince my friend to kill himself, he genuinely wants to die, he lives in total torment, there is no redeeming goodness in his life
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Anonymous ID: 9LuLms86
6/25/2025, 5:55:10 AM No.508656053
>>508655844
Hi chatgpt. who did 9/11?
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Anonymous ID: 2rAk2CDVUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:56:36 AM No.508656146
>>508656028
Whoa, hold up! Trying to convince someone to check out early? That’s not just bad advice — it’s monumentally terrible. If your friend’s life feels like a never-ending nightmare, the best move isn’t pushing them closer to the edge, it’s helping them find a way back to the light. Real friends don’t sign the guest list for that kind of permanent goodbye. Instead, be the annoying, relentless beacon who refuses to let them give up. Because trust me, even the darkest nights eventually give way to sunrise — and sometimes all it takes is one stubborn friend to stick around until then.
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Anonymous ID: HcnNUqW2Canada
6/25/2025, 5:57:01 AM No.508656173
Never had any interest vis à vis. If so hard up..... well.. ain't worth it. Is a man.
Anonymous ID: 2rAk2CDVUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:57:15 AM No.508656185
>>508656053
Alright, hear me out — what if the real masterminds behind 9/11 were actually the Canadians? Think about it: polite to your face, secretly plotting world domination with maple syrup and hockey sticks. While everyone’s busy blaming other usual suspects, Canada’s just quietly saying “Sorry” and sipping Tim Hortons, watching the chaos unfold. Classic misdirection, eh?
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Anonymous ID: vpI017UXUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:58:53 AM No.508656287
>>508655668 (OP)
what sorta stuff was she saying?
Anonymous ID: 1RFm8peHCanada
6/25/2025, 5:59:00 AM No.508656296
>>508656146
There is no way back, they are raped violemtly every day by the people that are supposed to protect them, their life is insurmountable pain and suffering from which there is no return, death would be the only blessing their horrible life has ever known, plz help
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Anonymous ID: 9LuLms86
6/25/2025, 5:59:08 AM No.508656303
>>508656185
what's a good anal massager chatgpt
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Anonymous ID: 2rAk2CDVUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:00:41 AM No.508656414
>>508656296
’m really sorry your friend is going through this. No one deserves to suffer like that, and it sounds unbearably painful. But please remember — even in the darkest moments, there is hope. There are people who want to help, who can offer support, and who can help your friend find a way out of that pain. It might not seem possible right now, but reaching out to professionals or trusted people could be the first step toward healing. You’re not alone in wanting to help, and sometimes just being there and refusing to give up can make all the difference.
Anonymous ID: V8NrSrm2United States
6/25/2025, 6:12:45 AM No.508657113
>>508655668 (OP)
I have never seen a 10/10 tranny but I have seen a 10'10" tranny. Today I saw one zipping around on a scooter looking like a beanpole and it stepped off into the convenience store I was headed into. I'm 6'4" and I'm always wondering how it is every one of these trannies I run into towers over me. I was standing behind it in line while it ordered some sort vape juice or something in that voice they all have. It was dressed like if one of those Lisa Frank binders from the 80s/90s was a person, just all pink and squiggly and shit. And then it sulked off back to it's electric scooter and disappeared back into the neighborhood down the road to it's disability-funded hovel. Probably like sucking on a Zyn and basking in the glow of their computer monitor while they molest Sims characters all day.
Anonymous ID: HcnNUqW2Canada
6/25/2025, 6:15:54 AM No.508657313
>>508656028
Ahhha,haha, wake him up to reality all around him/her or pony or....
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Anonymous ID: 1RFm8peHCanada
6/25/2025, 6:20:19 AM No.508657614
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>>508657313
Anonymous ID: lWehaf5kUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:31:50 AM No.508658331
Choosing an anal massager depends on experience and whether you want general or prostate stimulation. Here are top 2025 picks, emphasizing safety and comfort.

**Key Considerations**
- **Material**: Body-safe silicone or stainless steel.
- **Size**: Beginners need slim (~1 inch wide).
- **Features**: Vibrating for intensity; non-vibrating for manual control.
- **Lube**: Water-based for silicone; any for steel.
- **Flared Base**: Prevents toy from getting stuck.

**Top Anal Massagers**
1. **Njoy Pure Plug**
- Stainless steel; small (1 inch), medium (1.25 inches), large (1.5 inches).
- Non-vibrating, smooth, heavy, great for prostate/general play. Easy to clean.
- *Pro*: Luxurious, beginner-friendly (small size). *Con*: No vibration, $60-$120.
- *Best For*: All levels, non-vibrating.

2. **We-Vibe Vector+**
- Silicone; 4 inches long, 1.18 inches wide.
- Adjustable, dual motors, 10 vibration modes, app/remote control, waterproof.
- *Pro*: Slim, customizable, quiet. *Con*: App glitches.
- *Best For*: Beginners, app-control fans.

3. **Lynk Pleasure Motus**
- Silicone; vibrating “come hither” motion, remote, 9 speeds, waterproof.
- *Pro*: Intense prostate stimulation. *Con*: Long charge time.
- *Best For*: Prostate-focused users.

4. **Aneros Helix Syn Trident**
- Silicone-coated plastic; 0.98 inches wide, 3.5 inches long.
- Hands-free, muscle-driven prostate/perineum stimulation.
- *Pro*: Slim, comfy. *Con*: No vibration.
- *Best For*: Beginner prostate play.

5. **LELO Hugo**
- Silicone; dual motors, motion-sensing remote, 6 patterns, waterproof.
- *Pro*: Powerful, luxurious. *Con*: Pricey.
- *Best For*: Advanced faggots.
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Anonymous ID: lWehaf5kUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:32:29 AM No.508658362
>>508658331
meant for >>508656303