Thread 508677542

Jeet edition.

British Indian movie star goes Sicily and starts shit posting about how Italian food is shit. She can't wait for a good samosa. Pasta, fish, salad, is just shit.

https://x.com/narindertweets/status/1936842193945116926

Why can't Italians learn to cook real food like chutney, idly, dokla, sambar, samosa, chana masala?

Indians should all be thrown into pits of shit and fire.

>>508677542 (OP)
What do Indians eat?

>>508677734
Street slop with seasoned with armpit sweat turmeric and cow dung

>>508677734
Literal shit and cow anuses

listing off curry dishes sounds like someone summoning cthulu

Herbs are a form of seasoning. Bet that pizza sauce has oregano in it.

>>508677904
sounds like STDs to be honest.

>>508677542 (OP)
I have noticed that jeets don't have any concept of savoury flavours. I have a theory that they can't taste meat, cheese etc. That's why for them the main flavours come from the spices.

Is it a consequence of being vegetarian for so long?

>>508678033
basil !
not oregano

>>508677734
We eat roti(flatbread), rice, lentils, vegetables,millets, legumes, dairy with ton of spices

>>508677734
excrements of god sir

>>508678165
You can blame Hinduism for that.

t.beef eater christian

>>508678585

Good morning sir.

>>508677542 (OP)
>Iralians
Iranians? Italians? Uralians?

Anyone who says the god damn Italians don't make good food is either retarded or legitimately racist

>>508678788
Very much good morning to you dear

>>508677734
>>508677783

>>508677734
Rabbi poo

>>508677542 (OP)
Italian food is God-tier.

>>508677542 (OP)
Indians should have their genitals removed and tongues cut off. It's the only way to save the universe

>>508677542 (OP)
Jeet food is extremely dull; it's just spicy with no interesting flavour. I don't understand why bongs cream themselves so much over it.

Thai pisses all over it for spicy food.

>>508677542 (OP)
Pizza doesn't even come from Sicily, why is this dumb jeet expecting?

>>508678585
weird way to say cow anus

Literally the most popular cuisine worldwide but Indians hate it for some reason.

>>508677542 (OP)
based jeet queen saiyin it like it is

>>508678853
The best nations for food in the world have long been considered France and Italy. People from cultures that cram spices onto spoiled meat to hide the flavor of rot can not comprehend fresh ingredients cooked to perfection.

>>508678922
The rest if the world thinks Italian food is a singular entity and don't know it's all regional cause the Italian peninsula was a mess for centuries

>>508677734
Cow poop. Literally.

>>508677542 (OP)
She's right tho. Whitoids can't cook

>>508677542 (OP)
When you have fresh quality ingredients and skillful cooks you don't need copious amounts of spice to hide the taste of rot and filth.

>>508679263
Spicy food was invented to cover up spoiled meat you dumb jeet.

>>508678781
Based.
But still, stay in india.

>>508677783
Imagine calling Indians "dirty" while y'all wipe with paper
https://youtube.com/shorts/0o0ArArobOs

>>508679043
Where's the anglo cuisine?

>>508679467
Flag doesn't make sense. Animepedobros, are you being overrun by curry niggers too?

>>508677542 (OP)
Italian cuisine is so above both british and indian efforts, they are not even in the same universe.
The clickbait opinion of a streetshitter is not relevant.

>>508679571
British cuisine's near the middle

>>508679596
https://www.business-standard.com/immigration/indian-nursing-caregivers-japan-sompo-nsdc-aging-labour-shortage-125061800392_1.html

>>508679043
It's weird because i'm actually not a fan of Japanese cuisine really. I like them a lot better than China BUT I love me panda express.

>>508677542 (OP)
>Why can't Italians learn to cook real food like chutney, idly, dokla, sambar, samosa, chana masala?
Italians are small-minded racists who refuse to cook cow shit

>>508679467
They don’t even wipe.

>>508679043
The world is ignorant and not ready for our superior cuisine

>>508679789
I think that individual dishes should be judged. Post your favorite dish of your people.

I can see how margherita pizza could seem bland compared to curry, but thinking any sort of rich sauce, red or white, on pasta is bland is just peak retard. Simple things like mozzarella, basil, prosciutto, a simple but still flavorful tomato sauce, airy and chewy crust, and a dash of olive oil is amazing. Focaccia dusted in salt and rosemary, served with a side of olive oil and balsamic vinegar is great. Pesto is not bland. If this isn't just shiternet rage bait, that man needs to be sent home away from people of actual culture. I bet he prefers cow piss to fine wine.

>>508677542 (OP)
Dog there's basil on it. Dat a spice.

>>508679821
Yeah. I've missed it. Interestingly enough "American" cuisine is rated higher and Japan just about hates almost all cuisines except the top 10. Guess it's true they're a country of autists.

>>508677624
They're already born in a burning shit heap, might as well be returned to it.

>>508678585
And poo

>>508680171
No it's a herb

> Subhuman prefers eating rotten meat camouflaged with millions of spices than real food

How is this news ?

>>508677624
Good thing there are volcanos in Sicily.

>>508679043
>Italian
very good
>chinese
very good
>Japanese
not a fan
>thai
hate it
>french
fucking disgusting
>Spanish
never had
>American
of course I love it
>Mexican
probably my favorite as an Arizonian
>Indian
pretty good
>Korean
from what i've had very good (spicy bbq was 10/10)
>greek
love it, very good
>Viatnamese
hate it
>Hong kong
wtf is the difference with this and Chinese?
>German
pretty good but Hungarian was better
>British
If it's stuff like fish n chips or dipping things in curry sauce then 10/10, big fan
>Taiwanese
never had but I imagine it being similar to Chinese
>Singapore
never had
>Indonesian
never had
>Malaysia
never had
>Australian
I'd never eat kangaroo and spiders so
>Morocco
pretty much same as Algeria which is pretty good
>Labanon
very good
>carribea
very good
>Brazil
never had
>sweden
never had, nor do I want to try
>argentinia
never had
>denmark
never had
>AeU
never had
>Norwegian
never had
>philipines
not a fan, pretty bad
>arabia
never had nor do I like the idea of eating coyote and fucking camel
>finland
gross
>peru
never had

Idk why I did this but there you go.

>>508680354
The only good cuisines are Italian French and Japanese

>>508680708
Look inside your own nation and find some real gems.

>>508678908
I'll give them some credit. Indian food here in Ireland is genuinely Top Tier. It's unreasonably expensive tho. A take away always costs at least 20% more than a Chinese take away

>>508677542 (OP)
It’s totally fine if our food isn’t her thing but that girl is just being dumb. She’s complaining that all she ate was pasta and pizza but like… that’s literally because those are the only Italian dishes she knows. If she didn’t like the rest she could’ve at least tried some local Sicilian food...
>Arancini
crispy fried rice balls stuffed with ragù, mozzarella or other savory fillings
>Caponata
sweet-and-sour eggplant stew with tomatoes, olives and capers
>Panelle
chickpea flour fritters often served in bread as street food snack
>Crocchè
potato croquettes flavored with mint and cheese
>Sfincione
thick focaccia topped with tomatoes, onions and anchovies
>Involtini di pesce spada
rolled swordfish stuffed with breadcrumbs, pine nuts and raisins
>Sarde a beccafico
sardines filled with breadcrumbs, pine nuts and aromatic herbs
>Fritto misto di mare
mixed seafood fry, typically featuring shrimp, calamari and fish
>Tonno alla trapanese
tuna cooked in a rich tomato sauce with garlic and almonds
>Stigghiola
grilled lamb or goat intestine skewers
>Farsu magru
rolled meat dish stuffed with eggs, ham and cheese
>Pesce spada alla ghiotta
swordfish simmered with tomatoes, olives and capers
>Cassata
decadent sponge cake layered with sweet ricotta, candied fruit and marzipan
>Cannoli
crispy pastry shells filled with sweetened ricotta cream
>Granita
semi-frozen dessert flavored with almond, lemon or coffee
>Frutta martorana
marzipan fruits intricately shaped and colored to resemble real fruit
>Buccellato
ring-shaped cake filled with figs and walnuts
>Pignolata
honey-glazed fried dough balls often served in clusters
>Torta Savoia
layered almond and chocolate cake
>Mpanatigghi
spiced meat-filled biscuits

>>508680708
american barbecue is pretty fucking good

>>508680799
Nashville Hot Chicken gets my vote.

>>508680799
>>508680820
Barbecue is disgusting

>>508680887
calling buffalo wings barbecue is peak retard, just like your dislike of barbecue. It's fried wings tossed in what is essentially vinegar, franks red hot, and melted butter.

>>508680960
>vinegar
>goop
>melted butter
Absolutely rancid

>>508677542 (OP)
Ah yes. Common pajeet cuisine like
>Pork vindaloo, which is Portuguese
>Tikka Masala, which is Scottish
>Curry, which was first cooked by white British chefs with spices sourced from India
>Butter chicken, the only fucking dish actually made by a jeet… in the 1960s
>and an assortment of over-seasoned street slop
With cuisine like this, who needs overrated, internationally praised, well blended culinary masterpieces like Shitalian food?
I mean who would want to eat carefully prepared and balanced ingredients when you could just shove ridiculous amounts of garlic, onion, and curry powder into a dish and call it a day?

>>508677542 (OP)
SAR I HAVE DESTROYED MY TASTE BUDS FROM EATING TOO MUCH CUMIN AND COW SHIT WHY DOES ITALIAN FOOD TASTE SO BLAND?!

>>508680820
The south has a whole culture around smoking meat that I definitely got lost in when I lived there.

>>508680960
Bbq is pork full stop. Everything else is either grilled or smoked.

>>508680816
Last time I was in Palermo I had a very big arancini served over a mushroom creamy sauce, it was fucking great.

>>508677542 (OP)
>Iralians
lost

Is italy white or not white?
If theyre white no one can talk shit about yt ppl food

>>508681543
Imagine going to a restaurant to get peanut butter and bananas on bread
You can easily do that yourself

>>508680808
High fat spicey onion based sauces fookin amazing paddy!!

>>508681583
They're whatever race you want
Whichever serves your argument the best
Just like where Gen Z begins

>>508681623
Agreed.

>>508680038
>Post your favorite dish of your people.
Fondue

>>508677542 (OP)
Damn I love me a Neopolitan pizza

>>508681124
>>508680799
>>508680438
>>508680038
i love america

>>508677542 (OP)
Really? We're fighting over food now? You're all children

>>508682006
How many open signs do those retards in Mississippi need?

>>508682087
just one more

>>508681817
I had fondue in zurich, it wasn't very good

>>508677542 (OP)
Ha Pizza was invented in the US not Italy
Italy has some tasty dishes.

There is nothing like the variety of food in the US, so many different amazing flavors.

Some idiots try and disrespect food in the US
like the morons ranting about mexican food, all mexican food tastes the same. rotten dead animal cover up the taste with pepper.

Chili as we know it today was also invented in the US. Chili was a thing in Morocco and the Canary Islands a hundred years before colombus was born, and europeans brought it to the Americas.
Mexico made pepper flavored soups. and they ground up pepper for other dishes, but europeans brought the frijoles , and Texas cattlemen were the first to make chili con carne. There's a legend that says a nun invented chili in the 1800s but like I said they had Chili in Africa in the 1300s, not calling the nun a liar, maybe she brought the recipe with her from there. nut she didn't invent anything 500 years after it was invented. The roman empire had a lot of the foods that we think of today as "hispanic" and rome fell over a thousand years ago.
If we could talk the mexicans into eating some really flavorful dishes, i'm sure they would enjoy them, rather than eating the same pepper shit day and nigh.

>>508682215
Does anyone actually like frog legs? I've had them a couple times, but either they weren't cooked right or they just have something lacking.

>>508681817
>post the only internationally recognizable dish of your people

>>508682457
>Pizza was invented in the US not Italy
You should probably kill yourself

>>508679467
What I hadn't considered before is that Indians are blind to the unhygienic behaviours, not simply that they have low standards.

>>508677542 (OP)
They strive for purity and quality

>>508682457
>Pizza was invented in the US not Italy
what the fuck are you smoking?

>>508682483
>he only internationally recognizable dish of your people
Its also my favorite.
We have other dishes like Raclette but nothing beats a good fondue.

I mean Pizza is still way better than Fondue but I had to choose a Swiss dish

>>508682680
I always thought fondue was French lmao

>>508682536
Define pizza. Does it have to have tomato? If not then the Persians ate it in 600bc.

>>508682680
So wait it's just melted cheese and bread? This seems like a party snack not a real meal

>>508678585
Where are the burgers?

>>508682885
Personally I'm just going to say that the guy who named it pizza can claim it, but he was absolutely not the first guy to put toppings on top of flat baked bread.

>>508683007
Right here baby.

>>508682885
I would argue yes, with the exception being the option of substituting an available tomato sauce for something else intentionally.

>>508679382
kek some brown think that once they convert to Christcuckoldry they magically become white or white adjacent.

>>508683007
Slowly crossing the street any time they want

>>508682087
mississippi gets a lot of different tourists in their port. maybe you aren't aware of "color blindness" but a lot of those tourists are blind to certain colors. blue-green color blind people cant see a blue or green open sign.
other people are blind to red, and some are blind to yellow. sad, but it's genetic defect and nothing they can do about it.
not saying you're discriminating if you don't have multi-colored "open" signs on your business, but it's nice to accommodate the handicapped if they frequent your establishment. There are stories about people sitting in the parking lot waiting for a business to open, while the business has been open for a while. color blindness is a lot more common in 3rd world countries

>>508682680
We also know you for chocolate, and your prized confection pic related

>>508683007
3rd world country, which means 0 meat for the peasants

fucking americans derailing the thread for mc burgers again. really?

just post some india hate you retardos. no one takes american food (poison) serious. putting meat between bread is not an invention ok. no, you didnt invent pizza either. youre the kings of cheap slop and chemicals and thats where it ends.

>>508683298
The Germans settled Texas.

It's like,
- Tex Mex (Mexicans living in Texas)
- "Chinese" food (Chinese living in the American West)
- Modern Pizza (Italians living in the American North East)

>>508677542 (OP)
Spices are a crutch for poor ingredients and cooking techniques.

>>508683298
but black forest cake is german and superior to halfass cake.

>>508678585
you eat cow shit you nasty fuckers. you fucking do that shit in america and then do that stupid cerebral palsy inbred head bobble. there needs to be a total cull of your vile kind.

>>508683535
Hans, this thread had countless American cuisine posted. Over 90 replies before a burger was posted. You don't know what you are talking about.

>>508683340
Anon all the open signs are red

>>508683685
Doesn't look the same as at all.

>>508677542 (OP)
>Why can't Italians learn to cook real food like Ch'at nee ibumdoolkasumba s'moschna masalo?

What did he mean by this?

>>508683959
I never claimed it was the same, only that it was superior and german

>>508682503
Even Google's AI can tell you that Pizza was invented in the US... what we call pizza today.
The concept of pizza- throwing toppings on a piece of flat-bread was jewish and was popular in italy but it didn't originate in italy

pic related, genuine "Italian Pizza" with lox and cream cheese... not called pizza, it was called puccia in Italy. the word "pizza" originated in America

>Chicken Marsala
Great
>Chicken Masala
Disgusting
The R is important anons

>>508680808
its walmart microwave mexican food tier goyslop garbage. you people just cant fucking cook for shit. not one english, irish or scot can cook anything that tastes decent.

>bruv waderbut muh french resturauntses!!??
how many fucking people goto an overpriced, and dare I say it SHITTY FLYOVER MIDWEST TIER FRENCH FOOD?

when I was there and smoked a brisket with SPG and nothing else I was treated as a fucking wizard. when I made carribean food, they thought I was a witch because it didnt come out like grey slop boil in a bag gravy goo. even the water tastes bad in the uk and ireland.

your potato chips were fucking good though.

>>508677542 (OP)
italian food is shit though, their chefs care more about the ingredients than doing their job
state of that pizza

>>508684080
Then I agree.

>>508677542 (OP)
italian food is a bit overrated, but this bitch is indian

>>508679319
This. I wonder what a indian would say about japanese food

>>508684104
this is Jewish? looks somewhat edible.

>>508684299
Jewish food's actually rather decent
It's always called "Mediterranean food" around me though which I don't get cause I'm in Jew central so I don't get why they're hiding it

>>508684299
The Jews have occasionally created edible things in-between nibbling on foreskins and shoveling matzah balls down their throats.

>>508677542 (OP)
If Sicilians and Italians could just find a way to make pizzas and pastas emerge from a cow's asshole, then she'd probably be happy.

>>508682849
So did I (and probably everyone).
I love both fondue and raclette - but now that I know that Raclette is swiss too, I find it quite funny that every single swiss dish known internationally is just melted cheese...

>>508681054
in fairness an onion and tumeric based perpetual stew is still made in parts of india to this day
it was the proto curry that got the king hooked and sparked development of modern curries, worchestershire sauce and several anti inflammatory ointments

so it's not entirely british but yeah curry isn't really indian either

>>508682885
>Does it have to have tomato?
the italian jews did sometimes put tomato an their puccia.

>>508684104
>puccia

>>508678853
>>508679162
Yep, people used to garbage only taste garbage.
Hell, I remember how amazed I was in France at the food. I had forgotten what tomatoes etc. are supposed to taste like lol.

I'm happy there's at least a few countries that still remember what food is supposed to be like.
I fucking hate all the kiked gmo-shit we're being cucked with.

>>508684104
what the fuck are you sperging about

>>508677542 (OP)
To be fair. Italian-Americans perfected Italian cuisine. Italian food in Italy is almost as bland as British national toast sandwich

>>508684685
ignore him, the fluoride and untreated syphilis has taken him now

>>508679836
odd how the japs I know say they have pajeets because japs expect a living wage and wont work for black company nursing homes.
>>508679923
>Italians are small-minded racists who refuse to cook cow shit
kek to the moon.
>>508679967
Finns need to market reindeer jerky its great.
>>508680816
streetshitters are too autist to try anything besides their preshitted diarrhea food, or would claim its stolen from india.
>>508682457
try mexican food that isnt borderslop. Oaxaca stuff is good.
>>508684792
the best italian food in the world is in the tristate area.

>>508682457
>Pizza was invented in the US not Italy
American pizza with the soft dough, you mean. I will admit, i prefer American Pizzas over the the Italian ones that look like they were made by a five year old.
>>508682521
This is what happens when you have orks feeding themselves propaganda about being the best people in the world.

>>508683384
Swiss rolls, despite their name, are not actually from Switzerland. The dessert is believed to have originated in Central Europe, possibly in Austria or Slovenia. The earliest recipe for a rolled cake with jam or jelly filling appeared in the United States in the 1850s. The name "Swiss roll" became popular later, with early American cookbooks using the name "Swiss Roll" alongside other variations like "Jelly Roll"

Despite the name, there is no direct connection to Switzerland in the history or origin of the Swiss roll.

Potica (Slovenian Nut Roll) pic related

>>508677542 (OP)
That looks good, but I would put tabasco on it. Like most Americans: I'm addicted to tabasco.

>>508684626
The modern gmo shipping tomato was indeed invented by an Israeli in the 70s.

>>508678843
God damnit, I still can believe this is reall.

>>508677542 (OP)
Because it is shit
Take that pizza
> Not enough sauce
> Not enough cheese
> Random hunks of basil
> 90% bread
The Sicilians (ironically one chromosome away from NIGGER) that left shitaly took the best aspects of Italy and made it better.

>>508685023
I also have trouble comprehending it.

>>508684104
Those are "friselle" from Apulia, not puccia, nor pizza.

>>508685120
and the dough is chewy like gum

>>508685023
dry grass cow shit isn't exactly an unpleasant smell, but it definitely doesn't smell edible in the slightest. wet grass cow shit, on the other hand, is fucking rancid.

>>508677542 (OP)
I've been to Italy and few times and visited Rome, Florence, Sorrento, Venice, Pisa and Capri and the food is really nothing to write home about.
Most foreign food in the US and UK is modified to appeal to the people living here and isn't really representative of the food from the original culture. I've been to India and the food there is nothing like Indian food here, they cook everything in a butter called ghee and it's fucking pungent and makes everything taste the same.
Italian food in Italy is kinda bland.
I will give an exception to their ice-cream, they make excellent gelato.

>>508680816
Pearls before swine, Giacomo. Do not bother, the only thing that fixes a jeet is a bullet.

>>508685120
the worst part about this post is that I can't tell if it is just ragebait or an actual uncultured slop-eating dominos enjoyer

>>508684861
lol
I was lucky, my dad knew that fluoride was rat poison. so I have never once used fluoride toothpaste, or had fluoridated water.

>>508677542 (OP)
>Italians finally confirmed white
Okay now we can all fucking relax.

If you can call Italian food flavorless then you burnt your tongue down to a stump with curry.

>>508685567
no, the reason for this whole thing lives on your fucking island. fix it.

>>508683298
I heard Sauerkraut Cake is also a US invention. I never had any, because it sounds degusting.

>>508682849
>>508684547
Fondue bourguignone is the French one, where it's cubed beef put into hot oil that we then dip into different sauces (such as béarnaise). It's common for people to think cheese fondue is French because it's also made a lot in Savoie/Haute Savoie just next to Switzerland and because fondue is a French word after all so it's confusing.
If you want something cheese heavy I prefer tartiflette over cheese fondue desu.

>>508678585
Do you prefer it over Italian cuisine as well?

>>508683298
NGL when I read that without picture attached first things that comes to mind is a sex act with poop

>>508685839
Many culinary failures have happened in every country, Americans had the distinction of publishing thousands of terrible cookbooks from the 40s and into the present day.

>>508686132
Kek

>>508685839
>sauerkraut cake
Really curious as to what it would taste like

>>508685301
look closer, those are bagels

Italians made bread, and then put toppings on the bread. The didn't bake it with the toppings on.
Calzone was invented in Italy, where they bake the bread with cheese in it. That dates back to 1700s

Stromboli is an Italian-American dish believed to have originated in the United States in the 1950s. It is often attributed to Italian-American communities in the Philadelphia area of Pennsylvania

>>508680816
Saltimbocca is good, too

>>508686004
is tartiflette where scalloped potato's come from? i for one like munster w/gruyere on my scalloped taters

>>508677542 (OP)
Indians are raging ethnonationalists when it comes to their fucking food. It's annoying. I once saw an Indian at college flip his shit over risotto and how this shows wypipo weeeird even though it's the same fucking shit in broad principle as their daal

>>508677542 (OP)
Sars...

>>508678781
Kerala Chad? The one Keralan guy at college was actually the best cook out of them and made efforts to get a better handle of European cuisine like butter baste steaks and red wine sauces

>>508679043
preuvian is ok i guess, i just remember it being salty as fuck. i do seriously love italian cuisine though, european home cooking in general is delicious.

>>508685120
When Rome exiled the jews they sent them to Spain, Portugal, and Sicily.

Jewish women are diseased, and just nasty, so most jewish men would rather sleep with an african male or female than do their wife, once they have fulfilled their obligation to give her a child. the wife likewise sleeps with africans

>>508683007
We don't have a native burger but we have similar vegetarian snack called vada pav.
>The dish consists of a deep-fried potato (in gram flour) dumpling placed inside a bread bun (pav). accompanied with chutneys/green chili pepper.

>>508679043
Your own graphic shows that they rate it higher than any cuisine but their own?

>>508686613
I believe you're thinking of Gratin Dauphinois which is another potato dish and traditionally has no cheese but milk and butter.

>>508686204
>>508686413
Many people say it is good.

>>508686807
I've been told by Delhifags that you Indianise your sushi. How so?

I'm guessing you throw cumin, kashmiri chilli, etc. in

>>508680038
Eggs, grits, biscuits, and red eye gravy for me. Chicken tetrazzini is a close second thoughever.

>>508686120
Never tried italian food. But my people say it's bland. I find it appetizing though.

>>508686949
Milk and cream, not butter, my mistake. Anyway tartiflette has onions + taters + lardons (think of bacon) and reblochon on top.

>>508678165
They're also spice hounds and sometimes require a westerner with them to firmly shut down some of their stupid notions that would embarrass them, i.e. one time, again at college at an Italian family-ran bistro place, the Indian had the idea to ask the waiter/owner for tobasco to go put on the risotto before I had to tell them how stupid and offensive that would be

>>508684959
Yeah thanks but I'm going to trust Deborah over you

>>508686687
Yes.... our cuisine has plenty of meat unlike rest of india

>>508682849
Fondue is also considered a dish from the alpine region of France (Savoie) that share cultural and food element with Swiss. There is probably varation between Savoie fondue and Swiss fondue.
Like a lot of country a lot of French cuisine are specialities coming from different region.

>>508677542 (OP)
WAT KIND OF BULLSHIT THREAD IS THIS. ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING POLITICAL!

>>508686807
If it isn't covered in fecal matter that sounds pretty good anon

The real Italians left Italy a century ago and are now Italian American whites who make the best food and are the superior white culture.

>>508687167
I find it hard to believe you never ate pizza or pasta at least. Also I don't have anything against flat bread and lentils and rice but that is the epitome of bland in my opinion, especially if eaten every single day.

>>508687113
there is no evidence of "Indian sushi with cow poop" being a recognized or traditional Indian food item. A viral video claiming to show this was debunked as false

how much did india have to pay google to lie for them? google says they don't eat cow shit in india. lol

>>508687161
I remember reading Shogun after the show came out and there is a chapter from Blackthorne's POV where his stomach is crying out for bread and butter, beers, eggs, chicken and beef with the rich made-from-scratch gravies and I was like lol I get this, made me consider consciously that even if I like goods rather afield and make an effort to do them authentically when I give them a go I at my core have general north-western Euro food as my preference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd43YoaQaHo
These chaps did shepard's pie, fish and chips, steak and ale pie, and bangers and mash to a restaurant standard and it basically beats out for me desi curries that can be very, very fucking sameish.

>>508683280
No we don't think that dumb kike rat or goatfucker Muhammad whatever you are. Christianity arrived here before Europe

>>508677542 (OP)
I really want to try an authentic eye-talian pizza sometime. Americans always shit on them because they're not like our pizza, but they look so damn good, I think I'd love it

>>508687292
thats a man
Debbie McKee-Fowler, the granddaughter of the company's founders

>>508687351
I haven't tried beef parotta or those fish dishes you guys have yet, they look good. I gather Kerala is Christian basically because a Scottish guy that got control over it looked at the morbid caste system and decided 'fuck this' and reformed the whole region from a place of genuine humanitarianism, and now you have one of the highest Indian state GPD, though good luck trying to resist the Muslims outbreeding you

>>508677542 (OP)
>starts shit posting about how Italian food is shit

I don't think that was the sentiment anon. The point is all she has to eat is carbs and tomato sauce.

I had a similar experience on my first trip to Hong Kong. Everything, literally all the food, is meat and dumpling. There's no veggies of any kind except this one brocolli flower thing drowned in black oyster sauce. After 3 days with no veg I felt constipated. Eating more of it just made me sick to my stomach. Which was not what I expected when I went. I went in thinking I would be gorging on American style chinese food. Egg rolls full of cabbage, stir fry full of baby corn, carrots, mushrooms, and brocolli, Nope, nothing. Meat & dumpling. Meat and dumpling. Meat and dumpling. MEAT AND DUMPLING! I even tried the peking duck, which was... meat with some kind of dumpling to wrap it in as you eat. I thought I would die of malnutrition.

>>508687605
Italian food is very straightforward so even if your method is on point in the USA or UK, that's fine but it won't beat the Italian-made stuff due to the quality of the ingredients they use.

>>508687525
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd43YoaQaHo
Damn this stuff looks good. Especially love the savory pies.

>>508687854
>The point is all she has to eat is carbs and tomato sauce.
They like their fish and meat, so that's her issue if she is a vegetarian and even so they have variety in terms of vegetarian dishes.

>>508677542 (OP)
Everything must taste of cumin, chilli powder and fenugreek or you're a racist.

>>508687926
A lot of OG colonial/early American dishes will basically be English too, either imported or created by English people. So apple pie, fried chicken, clam chowders, etc.

>>508687392
the root word of politics is policing
policing one's self, for starters
once you have mastered the art
then others might look up to you, and nominate you to run for council member or alderman, then mayor, then governor

feeding you own family is very political, and if you're running for office you'll need to do the soup kitchen rounds to get the homeless vote. you don't win hearts and minds with rhetoric. the way to a voters heart is through their stomach
you can't get more political than ethnic food

>>508677542 (OP)
>British Indian

>>508677542 (OP)
>Be pajeet.exe
>Rat meat in the slums is starting to rot
>*Drowns it in turmeric and cumin to mask the stench* (mfw "Ayurvedic preservation")
>Decades of eating nuclear-tier spice levels nuke tastebuds into oblivion
>Now unseasoned air tastes like betrayal
>Fly to Sicily for vacation
>Expect "Italian food" to be Olive Garden-tier slop drenched in garlic powder
>Get served fresh seafood, handmade pasta, sun-ripened tomatoes, local olive oil
>*Where flavor?* screams ruined palate conditioned by street vendor gutter oil
>Demand samosa in Naples like a culinary crusader
>MFW Italians eat ingredients instead of burying them in masala

>>508677624
this and also urine and i would say cum too but there will probably be enough of that just from all the raping they do before they drown in excrement

>>508687880
Their foods look amazing.. straightforward is perfectly fine, but it definitely looks high quality. Im a fat burger, I love a good pizza, but something about an authentic Italian pie makes me cream my jeans. I will try one before I die from heart disease at 50

>>508688555
>I will try one before I die from heart disease at 50
Kek. I hope you do try one, so godspeed, you fat cunt.

>>508682680
Everybody in Switzerland had been constipated for the last 500 years.

>>508687479
>>508686807
Not tasty as a burger but it's like $ 0.17 so...

>>508680808
Explain to me what a spice bag is

>>508688881
AndyCooks made it look very tasty indeed, though I've been warned not to eat anything from Mumbai street food sellers or I'll get sick (warned of this by actual Indians too)

pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent

>>508680816
>Arancini
My dad calls these Fascist Rice Balls because Mussolini was trying to encourage Rice consumption so Italians wouldn't be so reliant on wheat for pasta.

pajeets repeat stupid bait and time-wasters because (You)s can be monetized as proof of shill engagement. their rhetoric is all scripted for them by the next caste up. your winning counter-arguments only incentivize them to repeat the same bait again tomorrow

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>508689026
I'm pretty sure rich Delhifags are so fucking arrogant partially cause 99% of their countrymen are subhuman tier and their spaces are walled off communities protected by security, further reinforcing their elite status. At least in the UK any fucker can walk through a fancy neighbourhood in Kensington and Chelsea

>>508687113
You're right. Because we find japanese sushi overrated and bland(rightfully so.) So we add cumin, green chutney, mint, coriander sometimes swapping ingredients with paneer, kebab fillings. We experiment a lot on food.

>>508678165
People with meat heavy diets don't realise how much it overpowers a meal. Vegetarian food is way more subtle and flavourful imho.

The irony being if any country gives India a run for its money with quality vegetarian options, it's Italy.

And no I do not follow this diet, I'm only about 80% so inclined. I eat the odd ham and cheese sandwich or meat pie but the idea that vegetarian cooking or making curry is just about knocking someone over with spice is retarded. I do a better, cleaner curry than most restaurants near me.

>>508689244
Wasabi, ginger and onions sauce are all sufficient. What you're describing is no longer sushi, but Pushi

>>508687481
I regularly eat pizza and pasta, etc. we LOVE it. But original italian cuisine is much more and indians think it lacks spiciness

>>508679043
>spanish cuisine has the same score of spanish
whatt-a piecsia of shiiit isa thisa?

>>508689410
You need to recalibrate your palette.

>>508679956
My brother and I were sharing our mutual hate of jeets and he told me that they blow up every truck stop stall they are in and the flush their ass out with a water bottle. Also apparently they are the absolute worst fucking drivers he's ever seen. They also almost exclusively drive box truck because they have absolutely no idea how to tie down or tarp a flatbed. Yet some of them also get busted driving on shit buckets.

>>508677542 (OP)
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.

>>508689244
I'm going to give the Japs the benefit of the doubt in that their seafood is so fresh that salmon/tuna sashimi has its own taste but I've never been much impressed with it here, even when at sushi places in Central London. I enjoy the texture more than anything else and it's been at its best when poke (so a soi-sesame oil marinade) - that eel stuff they have that's slightly cooked and warm with its own sauce is good though

>>508689541
Maybe if they had something akin to the Pakistani Empire or Subcontinental Renaissance they'd have more to be proud of, bus station paedophile. If I could kill everyone in Pakistan to save three Italians I'd pull the lever without a second thought.

>>508677542 (OP)
Jeet seasoning is just assblasting everything with spices that have anti-pathogenic properties. Capsaicin (hot peppers) and curcumin (turmeric and curry powder), for starters. They have to do this, or they would go extinct.
They can't into hygiene, which would allow them to season their food like civilized humans.

>>508689643
It's ok for you guys to not like a thing (Japanese). I'm amazed you lean on convenience sushi as indicative of Japanese cooking.

>>508689531
Jeet migration could only have ever conceivable worked when the numbers coming in were extremly limited and the bar set very high, so they'll basically all be richfags or upper-middle class because the only Indians I have met that are totally fluent in English (not 'good enough' to pass a conversation, I mean total mastery of the language) are the progeny of dentists, military CO's, or corporate big wigs. They are like 5% of the populace (if that) - the nation is too mired in poverty and retardation so ever accepting them in huge numbers only ends in tears - even accepting the bright ones in huge numbers is stupid.

>>508678585
i like indian food, but since some premium indian restaurant gave me some shitty parts of meat in a takeaway food MEAT FULL OF FUCKING MEAT MEMBRANES, THEY FUCKING LAZY TO CUT IT AWAY, that was the end of indian restaurants led by indians. I only eat Indian food (curry) from asian restaurants now, they take more care preparing it.

>>508683135
>Burger
I kneel
But the British still make the very best sandwiches. picrel

>>508677734
pocslop

>>508689751
>It's ok for you guys to not like a thing (Japanese).
I'm aware cause not a weeb.
>I'm amazed you lean on convenience sushi as indicative of Japanese cooking.
I gave a zone 1 sushi place with positive ratings up the ying yang at an example that the sashimi doesn't do a lot beyond being a pleasant texture.

>>508677542 (OP)
>British Indian
No such thing. Street shitter pajeeta.

>>508689968
Oi! Yew doin... a FOOKING ROICISM M8? Lissen moite, dere as Bri'ish as tha rest o' us! YEW FOOKIN DISGOOSTIN ROICIST SCUMBAG!

>>508687738
Kerala is communist, secular and fairly christian although most are secular hindus and muslims. It is more developed and civilized than rest of india. We have had Christianity since 1st AD and then 2nd wave with portugese and then you guys. Try kerala beef fry with parotta. We add lot of coconut in dishes.

>>508690109
>We add lot of coconut in dishes.
Yeah I know the association, at my undergrad a Keralan guy raised in Manchester had his birthday so I got package with a wine and this speciality chocolate he liked and a plain coconut

Indians go home

>>508688980
Andy is excellent and yes please don't try anything from street food sellers. Only few white people can handle it.

>>508690310
The hand eating is incomprehensible to me when it is stuff like a standard sauce curry with meat and rice.

>>508679162
True
Italy and France are the best countries on Earth when we are talking cuisine
Mediterranean in General is goated, Greek/Lebanese/Turkish food are excellent too
Where ever romans toucher foot in general knows how to eat except the God damned perfidious Albion whom they never successed to civilze

>>508680038
>Crab croquettes
This is litteral dog food my burger friend
Also try to stay away from fried slop, that triggers inflammation in your guts

>>508677542 (OP)
>why don't you cook worse dishes, are you racist or something?

>>508691593
I am fairly certain the Indians actually made a movie of an Indian girl teaching those Italian choods how to cook and embrace flavour. Their ethnonarcissism is on point when it comes to 1) food and 2) the idea they would not be an interstellar empire were it not for the bri'ish

>>508689298
>but the idea that vegetarian cooking or making curry is just about knocking someone over with spice is retarded.
This is why I dislike Indian food. Even Italian food is, half the time, about overpowering you with tomatoes.

>>508677542 (OP)
i went to italy and every pizza i tried there was ass.

literally looked like old, poorer versions of the same dishes we have here.

>>508678781
Based.
Christ bless the steaks.

>>508681124
That looks nice

>>508692318
Which region? It's a Naples thing at its core, I don't expect the Tusans, as an example, to be masters of pizza the way they are for meat dishes.

>>508692613
>Christ bless the steaks.
Some of them have amusing loopholes
>Yaaa bro, this is British beef so I can eat it, it's only bad if it's an Indian cow

>>508677734
Indian food is legitimately delicious when it's well made. High quality Indian food is top fuckin tier. Samosas are average, but butter chicken, a nice keema, chicken tikka masala? Fucking delish. But then again, Italian food is excellent too so I don't know what pajeeta is screeching about

>>508692753
Christians dont have loopholes because all is lawful for us. Veganism and all that shit is demonic doctrine of nephilim bastards and devils

>>508687583
>We wuz real abrahamists n shiet

>>508681124
The only good thing niggers started

>>508682407
Fuck you, go back to india

>>508692621
Ever cut of beef has been cooked to an art form somewhere, it is the most delicious animal.

>>508689881
I prefer waterbread

>>508693139
The word "barbecue" comes from the Taino word barbacoa, which describes the wooden framework used for slow-cooking meat over an open flame. Spanish explorers first documented the term in 1526.
Niggers didn't invent anything that they said they did. Not even peanut butter.

>>508680704
I read everything, so I want to let you know that your shitpost was not in vain.
You're going to have to elaborate on your hatred for French food because it is simply unbelievable to me. It's got to be a specific dish like Ortolan, which to be fair, is Chinese levels of disgusting.

>>508677542 (OP)
Why can't indians keep chicken tasting like chicken

They season everything like they're trying to hide the fact it's rotten or made of cow dung

Indians are so fucking stupid they compare their cow worship (pagan nonsense, literally condemned in the holy bible) to americans not liking people who hurt dogs (dogs were selectively bred to induce empathy and if you hurt dogs you lack empathy, they're a literal litmus test for psychos)

>>508693561
No, but the BBQ american is famous for is literally kickstarted by niggers.
Take brisket for example, it was a cut nobody wanted so they gave it to the niggers, niggers made good bbq.
You can try to avoid it as much as you want, but the only good things niggers ever did besides killing eachother is "Invent" american BBQ.
Of course BBQ is not invented by niggers, why the hell would anyone know who first cooked something on fire, are you retarded?

>>508693625
Some french food involves an incredible amount of effort and skill. Certain dishes done poorly are probably not good at all.

>>508689298
all the best vegetarian dishes i can think of are improved with a beef stock made from scratch, read the larousse gastronomie

>>508679043
Why are Peru, Argentina and Brazil ranked so low?

>>508693750
that is a complete myth, such a low percentage of americans owned slaves that how would it explain barbecue showing up in white only areas with no niggers ever stepping foot there

>>508677542 (OP)
I fucking hate indians so goddamn much.

>>508693750
It wasn't named by blacks. It wasn't done by blacks first. Not invented by them.

>>508694647
I am Indian. I got hit by a train and lost my leg but now I am software engineer making 250k in United States. My uncle makes even more off his gas stations. India #1.

>>508695385
Day of the flush soon

Niggers

>>508695385
Can you also be a tranny mb?
Being indian and cripple is not enough for 250k nowdays

>>508692868
arab food is god tier

>>508679043

um..pizzas and pastas are one of the most popular food particularly among young people and upper middle class. Its the go-to food on the menu in many hundreds of cafe's that are propping up in recent years.

Of course, pizzas are not exactly authentic in most places except a handful of them.

>>508677542 (OP)
Indian food is literally just 4 different colors of diarrhea. It's their culture though, I guess.

>>508677542 (OP)
Would an italian be offended if i put a block of ham i took with me on top of that? It looks tasty but not satiating.

>>508677542 (OP)
For an ranjeet, if you can't get explosive diarrhea just by looking at it means it's not seasoned enough

>>508677542 (OP)
italian food might be shit but indian food makes you shit.

>>508697934
No lol, only women or people on a diet eat pizza margherita, everyone else stuffs it full of everything you can think of, ham and mushrooms, truffle, 4 cheeses, spicy salame etc...

American pizza is much better

>>508679162
Maybe poor people living in abject poverty do that... but to say spices hide spoiled meat is dumb as hell. In countries like India or most asian countries, its pretty standard to only buy freshly slaughtered meat.

For example, I only buy from a butcher who slaughtered the meat (Goat/country chicken) 20-30 minutes ago. For chicken, there's another shop where the butcher directly kill the chicken infront of the customers.

As for eggs, most small shops replenish the stock every 2-3 days.

We may be poor but when it comes to food we definitely don't take any chances.

>>508677542 (OP)
Hear me out.
Mayo.
On pizza.
With pineapples.