>bongs require a window opening loicence
AHAHHAHA ANGLO KEKS IN THE OVEN JUST LIKE THE 6 GORILLION

Hahahahahahaha

Wait how is this safe when there's a fire

>>508684437
Only approved fires are allowed to happen

>>508684437
its ok, you need a loicence for that too

>>508684437
that depends on the ethnicity of the fire

>>508684437
Why do bongs windows even open? You could get a finger squeezed

are bongs not allowed to own cable cutters?

>>508684753
Cutting the cable without a cable cutting license alerts the police

>>508684399 (OP)
What am I seeing here exactly? Is this so you can't open it from the outside? I would imagine you could just snap the wire with a simple hand tool, as it doesn't look too thick.
Am I missing smth?

>>508684753
those are confiscated weapons just like butter knives

>>508684854
You can't open it past a certain amount

lmao it's real

>>508684611
heh heh

>>508684399 (OP)
I've seen Brits on YouTube who are envious of American windows. We can open them as wide as we want and we have screens to keep out the bugs.

>>508685160
even apartments are coming with windows that you cant fucking open properly just only able to open it for having a minimal cleft like picrel

>>508685160
Ahhahahahaha no fucking way. Literal open air prison

>>508685499
You can open windows with a tilt mode all the way too, well normally

>>508685458
Mosquito nets are so gay, they restrict air flow so much it's actually unbelievable. It was windy outside one day and I literally couldn't feel the wind inside until I rolled up the net.
I just poison myself with those raid tablets that you put in a thingy that heats them for mosquitoes

I would love to see Brits revolt. Find your balls, faggots

>>508684854
It would be pointless in the usa, most american kids are too fat to fit through a window anyway.

>>508685748
a window screen is rigid and has more airflow than a mosquito net

>>508684399 (OP)
I would laugh, but then I would just be laughing at myself as well. All of our cars, all of our electronics, every bathroom wall outlet... They are all products of retarded people doing retarded shit and some other retard going 'hey, Im also a retard so I need retard protection' and so we have to retard-proof every little thing. I say we stop. We let the retards get dragged off into the forest by wild animals. We let morons use an electrical item plugged into a non-gfci outlet while taking a bath. Accidents at 80mph should fucking kill you. But no, you can't even open a window anymore because some retard out there needs to be protected from gravity.

>>508685985
Yes, children in the US do fall out of windows annually. Approximately 3,300 children under the age of 6 are treated in hospital emergency departments each year for window fall injuries, according to Nationwide Children's Hospital.

>>508685458
>We
> Unbenannt

>>508684437
>Wait how is this safe when there's a fire
Bongs need a lioooocence to start a fire in the first place.

>>508684399 (OP)
This is the solution ventilation is very important you can't keep your windows always shut

>>508685985
yes as far as I heard when you try to buy a chainsaw in the UK the shopkeepers need to question you whether you have experience handling it as retards can easily chop themselves up, so they can refuse the sale if you are not convincing enough. it's all about having imbeciles not to kill themselves unintentionally then suing everyone even slightly involved left and right

Spam thread, mods.

>>508685748
It's utterly baffling to me that Europe doesn't use AC so they have to open windows, but they don't use window screens.

>>508684399 (OP)
seems like a fire hazard, what retard though of this?

>>508686073
Natural selection
If the parents were too retarded to prevent that, there was no hope for the kid in the first place

>>508684399 (OP)
Do you get a discount for window opening loicence if you buy a telly loicence?

>>508684437
Bongs need a license to die

>>508684399 (OP)
If I was cursed with having to live there, I would use bolt cutters on that fucker within five minutes of arriving. This nanny state gayness is why I can't look at any bong flag and take their opinions seriously.

>>508684399 (OP)
Is there something stopping you from unlodging/snipping this?

>>508686667
unless it is by the hands and knife of Ahmed or Rakesh

>>508684399 (OP)
It's for their own safety. Bongs aren't exactly the brightest bunch.

>>508684399 (OP)
I assume the cable is to keep them from jumping out and killing themselves because they have to live in bongland.

Or to keep them in so Abdul doesnt have to chase them when its the designated migrant rape hour.

>>508685748
bruh, use a mosquito lamp...they spawn in 10 day cycles, when i put the lamp outside over night i regularly come back to 1-2,000 dead mosquitos...like a pile 3 inches high 8-10 inches wide. you can even get em with a bait scent attachment and you'll triple those numbers (think it's blood flavored or some shit). the grid's are small enough moths and other valuable insects won't get fucked while big enough to even let flies get zapped...truly a wonderful invention

>>508684437
>>508685160
>>508685771
>>508686874
>>508686819
>>508685458
>There are three key areas where window restrictors are required by law: schools, healthcare facilities, and care homes. A window restrictor is critical in all these areas for windows above the ground floor. Hospitals and care homes must place the safety of their patients at the forefront, and for these institutions, it is not uncommon to see patients disorientated or mentally unstable and therefore at risk of behaving erratically and dangerously near open windows.
>Schools are required by law to restrict windows to an opening of no more than 100mm. In addition to pupil safety, this helps to prevent unwanted behaviour that could become a danger to others, such as throwing items at pedestrians below the window.
>There are some instances in which a window restrictor is not required by law, but many still opt for this add on for personal reasons.
>The workplace is also an area where restrictors are not required by law, but strongly recommended.
https://www.carlfgroupco.co.uk/news/window-restrictor-regulations-everything-you-need-to-know

>Restrictors are not legally required by landlords
>If you need to remove a window restrictor you can do so, simply use a screwdriver and detach the fitting from the window frame.
https://www.jackloc.com/where-are-window-restrictors-required/

You can just remove these, it's not against the law to remove these in residential homes.
But Canadian jeets, Amerimutts and Aussie chinks can't actually do any reading, as they are ESL.

>>508685748
Mosquito typed this.

>>508685160
Do bongs know flyscreens exist? Literally solves both issues, what the fuck is wrong with this country

>>508686731
You could just unlock it.

>>508687120
Right, what I figured. It is not a requirement to keep on, just a requirement to have built in as an option.

>>508686998
Sir where is your 4chan loicence?

>>508687238
Ofcom are still drawing up the plans

>>508684437
Opening a window during a fire will just make the fire worse, the oxygen will feed the flame and if the fall is too high you will get scorched faster or die jumping to the ground from top floor

>>508687226
It's not that simple you have to get a license to buy the screw driver and then seek permission of the local town planning council and magistrate in order to actually remove it.

>>508687053
Fly screens don't hold any weight. A kid could easily fall through. The whole thing is retarded though, the teachers and nurses are paid to take care of children. That should carry the presumption of not letting them hurt themselves

>>508687238
>lower GDP than the Congo
>has to pay a fine for looking at his phone in the street
>Pedestrians must not use mobile devices before stepping onto the street
https://www.france24.com/en/20181003-lithuania-bans-phone-use-streets
LMAO

>>508686998
>>508687120
Thank you for an actual answer. I understand in a hospital or school with young students. But I don't really understand the need everywhere else. To me it seems like just another meme item for a window company to charge extra money when selling windows. Hopefully they are not allowed to be on fire egress routes.

>>508687590
it's useful for young kids and people living in an apartment block, but a standard home doesn't really need these, you can just either remove them entirely or just unlock them with the key.

>>508684437
You're supposed to die of course. Can't break the law now

>>508687590
Most modern windows have locks built into them anyway, this is mainly for slum landlords who don't fit modern windows.

>>508687449
its not illegal to buy a screw driver over 18, its only illegal to have if the police search your shopping and find jt

but if you get home without being stopped its perfectly legal and no license required

not so cocky now are you

>>508687714
Funnily enough I had new windows fit in 2022 and they don't have any restrictors on them

>>508684735
You need an A2 window opening license to have the hinges and the lock installed. With the A2, you're limited to 47mm maximum window aperture. After two years with the A2 window opening license you can apply to an unrestricted A license and you get the window tether removed if evaluation proves successful.
You still need an A1 license prior to all that to have windows in the first place.

>>508686645

>>508687788
You can fit whatever you want on your own home. The British Window Police need a warrant to enter your property.

>>508684437
it's not even safe in a heat wave
that's why they die by the thousands whenever the temperatures go over 30C (85° American)

>>508688024
I find it pretty funny in America that they have "homeowner organizations" who can just repossess your property and fine you if your grass is 1/4"longer than specification kek

>>508684437
>Wait how is this safe when there's a fire
Bongs are told to stay out in their properties and wait for fire department to arrive.

>>508685771
Damn when Canada says this you know you are cucked.

>>508687958
That was fun good times

>>508687788
yet
thanks for reporting yourself, prole, please report to MinLuv for penalty assessment

>>508688116
Also too many packages blocking your door way

>>508687514
So butthurt kek go bow to your jeet masters bongoloid

>>508687677
>>508687714
Did some digging and they are allowed on emergency egress points in UK Code. Just need to be quick release

>This guidance aligns with Approved Document B of the UK Building Regulations, which governs fire safety and means of escape. The key point is that any restrictor or stay must not obstruct emergency egress—it must be quick-release and operable without tools.

And technically they are allowed in US code as well, but that style of window isn't popular on US homes (Primarily Double Hung Windows) which cant accommodate a Tether which is why you get laughed at by us mutts I guess.

>>508688209
that nasty boy needs to be punished

If there's a fire and you're not too high just fucking break the window to escape?

>>508688258
you better not have posted this in the street, or you'll be paying a foine

>>508684399 (OP)
It's to prevent suicide when they see this.

>>508687913
I could actually beleive this knowing what I know about the British Anchient Lights law.

>>508688556
they kinda did that to themselves by filling their garden with junk

>>508684399 (OP)
don't tell the russian about this secret technique

>>508686933
But mosquitos aren't attracted to UV light, anon.

>>508686933
The problem with the mosquito lamp is it doesn't just attract mosquitoes, it attracts every insect. Including termites. The irony of these things is that you end up with a ton more mosquitoes, and also now your house has a termite problem.

The better option is that you get a bat house. If you live anywhere near fresh water they'll show up. One bathouse can fit ~100 bats (they pack themselves in) and a single bat will eat something like 2000 mosquitoes. And I would much rather have 1 bat than 2000 mosquitoes.

You can plant sunflowers underneath the bat house, and they will thrive from their droppings.

>>508688024
>You can fit whatever you want on your own home. The British Window Police need a warrant to enter your property.
>knock knock "You have to let me in."

"I need to document your crimes."

>>508688444
Be careful posting here, rozzers gonna drag you to jail in the middle of the night

>>508688556
I'd rather live in a nice commieblock than a "house" like that, jesus.

>>508684399 (OP)
I got one of these on my balcony door in my flat when they replaced the door a while back. It doesn't require a key and is only meant to be difficult for a child to unlock on its own. There have been accidents here in Sweden where small children manage to get balcony doors open and then climb over the railing.

>>508684399 (OP)
>>508684437
I have these. It’s so you can have your windows open if you have an indoor cat and you’re worried that they might slip through the gap, not sure if it’s even possible given the relative weights though.
I lost a cat to the road last year. Still haven’t gotten over it.

>>508684854
It's unsafe to open windows fully in high rise buildings and the building managers usually retain access to the keys. You as a tenant can only open the window a bit.

>>508688116
>no

HOA can fine you. You know this when you agree to live in one.
t. when you agree to live in one

>>508688802
>if you have an indoor cat and you’re worried that HE might slip through the gap
Fixed it.

>>508684399 (OP)
its for kids u retards

>>508687590
>>508687677
New York City is actually much more restricted. It has a law that any apartment with a child under age 10 needs bars on all the windows except the fire escape.

Oi you got a loicence for that shade?
>The 'Ancient Lights' law in Britain refers to a property law that grants homeowners the right to receive natural light from and through a window if that window has been receiving uninterrupted light for at least 20 years. This right, which originated in England in 1663, prevents adjacent landowners from obstructing the light by erecting buildings, raising walls, or planting trees.

>>508688839

Same in US highrise hotels. You either can't open them or they only open a small amount.

>>508685814
>I may not have any rights at all as a native of my own country but LOL Americans fat lmao

>>508688556
I'm getting hot just looking at that photo. There is a severe lack of roof ventilation on all of those homes.

>>508688955
I would argue New York is full of brits and Jews.

>>508684437
escaping from fires is white privilege

>>508689010
It's always cold there anything over 25 kills them.

>>508688956
>yes goy you don’t need sunlight, your wonderful neighbour Mrs Leibowitz needs that 2 storey garage for her cars bought with her holocaust reparations, just buy our flickering eye straining LED blasters like a good little cuck.
lmao

>>508686388
hahaha wtf. How do you get shit done, ever? How do you learn a new skill?

Fucking bongistan, they truly are terminal

>>508689150
>>508686388
>faggot hops on his phone IP to agree with himself
Pathetic.

>>508688299
Their are plenty of mutts campaigning to make it law in the usa as well.

>>508686388
this doesn't happen though. you think a shop gives a fuck if you chop your limbs off? all they care about is getting your money. i'v bought all sorts and the most i'v been asked is "do you need some oil to go with that?"

>>508689127
I was just thinking about it you guys should use that law to prevent this.
>UK scientists are about to attempt to dim the Sun
>The project will see scientists attempt to reduce sunlight and as a result the temperature of the earth

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/block-sunlight-british-scientists-global-warming-b2740295.html

>>508685771
Moozies won't let them.

>>508685458
Anyone whos lived in an american apartment knows the windows are bullshit suicide proof here too. Yall really do live in your moms basement. She probably keeps you there so you dont fall out a window. Dumbass.

>>508685748
>Dont have a/c
>Dont have screens for when you need to open windows 3 months a year
>Thinks screens are mosquito nets, doesn't know there is different mesh density
Do euros really?
Does Every europoor has either have a dozen fans or a bug infested house?

>>508688727
That has got to be the coolest fucking shit I've ever heard, anon. I gotta do some research on it but we live around lakes so there's plenty of mosquitos. I might just set these up all around my house

>>508689369
literal first reply on the article
Amerimutts fall for clickbait so easily.

>>508689420
Maybe in really tall buildings but I have lived in like 10 apartments up to 4 stories and the widows always open.

>>508686073
Redpill me on bathtub liocenses ? The combination of drowning and slip is a major killer

>>508685160
>where at-risk individuals, such as children or those needing care, can access a window.
so basically it's not needed if you aren't retarded.
>inb4 cope

>>508687590
>virgin islander

>>508689537
They do it with planes already. States have been banning it finally and the plants are growing like crazy this year is like fucking Jumanji

>>508688116
You need to learn the lesson of american hoa, zoning, ordinances, its all legal ways to keep shitskins out.

>>508689553
I mainly have to fit Boomer handles to prevent that.

>>508689284
US home building styles don't use that style of window very often, side hinge casements and awning styles area really only used in commercial buildings which are already restricted by code if there if there is a risk of serious injury if you were to fall out.

>>508689615
Nice joke anon : ) very funny, have you ever been to the BVI? Its right next door, but I hear its getting overrun by migrants fleeing the USVI after ICE came down here a few months ago.

>>508689907
If I lived in a country with 40million niggers I would fit steel shutters and bars on the windows.

>>508690055
Niggers dont typically rove outside 1/2 mile from their house, we stay very segregated

>>508688116
There are a few HOA's I've had to deal with when building homes here. Mostly HOA's are just ways to get funding for propery management like road maintenance, stormwater management, and landscaping. Sometimes you get petty squabbles between members where they get pissy and tell you that you can't build like that. You then find something illegal that they are doing and threaten to report them to the department of land management unless they back off (have done it twice).

Most neighborhoods here are HOA's solely because the government is too retarded to maintain the roads so the homeowners do it instead.

>>508690055
Section 8 housing keeps them mostly contained and away from law abiding citizens.

>>508687120
if you have the key, instead of your local constable keeping it "for your safety"
>pick the lock or remove it entirely
the Met will find out, and then you'll be in for it

>>508690264
The usa will have to upgrade to the next stage of civilization soon.

>>508690574
what's wrong with not wanting to be living among niggers?

Why don't u guys go outside?

>>508690845
Too much poo everywhere from jeets doing the needful

> nooo, you can buy more than 2 packs of paracetamol nooo

It is fascinating what happened to the UK.

When QE2 was coronated, the sun never set on the British Empire. It was the most powerful empire in human history.

When she died, the UK was just another vassal state full of brown people like Puerto Rico, Philippines, etc...

Why did they do this? Nobody was interfering in their internal affairs. They did it intentionally.

Phillip will officiate the ceremony when they convert Westminster Abbey into a monque.

>>508690845
I don't get it what am I looking at?

>>508684854
It's to stop small children falling out of windows, anon. It's just a building regulation that kikes are spamming lately as a slide thread.

>>508691348
locks to stop kids jumping out of windows

>>508691348
Similar device as OP

>>508691361
Nothing is really going on today except the nyc mayoral race results. Happenings were cancelled

>>508691370
There are spikes too. Is it to stop people form getting out or.... to stop brown people from getting in?

>>508685546
without the open air even

>>508691560
>there's nothing I can
>snip
lol even the most basic bitch wire cutter would go through that.

>>508691552
to stop pigeons sitting there and shitting on everything beneath

>>508691552
Usually those are to stop seagulls from perching there and shitting all over the place if it's near the coast. Maybe if it's a rough area it might be some sort of anti-burglary measure.

>>508691654
most probably that's a rental or council house where you can just do shit

>>508691654
You first need to get a loicence for that wire cutter

>>508691654
There's also clearly a keyhole to unlock and detach it.

Threads exactly like this were up before I went to bed, and today they're still being made, and have been spammed for years. This is a slide thread, and isn't even accurate since it's only in very specific scenarios anyway, I've never encountered this in any house I've lived in.

>>508684399 (OP)
If those existed earlier we never would have gotten tears in heaven as a song

>>508684437

Fires are banned.

>>508691209
>Nobody was interfering in their internal affairs.
Jew were

>>508691821
>>508691849
You need a loiconse to have birds sit on your window? I even got a little fountain for the birdies. You cunts are weird.

>>508691560

If we could open our windows fully then millions of us would kill ourselves.
As it stands, we cannot, so we have to continue wagesalving to pay for immigrants and our betters.

>>508688839
same in American and Canadian hotels, and all the newer skyscrapers, too -- if the windows open at all.

>>508692236
Sad truth and it's happening everywhere

>>508684399 (OP)
Is this real lol?

>>508684399 (OP)
weird stuff. ifi may humbly suggest some german engineering. i know, i know. but still.

>>508684437
fires are illegal in bongland

>>508684399 (OP)
My windows don't have this kike subversion.

>>508684399 (OP)
That's a perfect depiction for Windows 11 btw

>>508686360
these open outward? nice in a way, though bit of a bummer to clean.

>>508693611
Every house built in the UK in the last 20 years has those windows.

>>508687913
Lmao sounds expensive. But well worth it to keep the children safe from grooming gangs

>>508694013
Windows 11 would have someone peering into the window at what you're doing.

>>508685748
Window screens are different than mosquito nets. They don't block airflow in any meaningful way. And they can be popped out of the window frame in 2 seconds if you need to remove them for whatever reason.

>>508693611
Thats a dutch window actually and was popularized by the dutch in 1700s. Also the german toilet or dutch toilet with the poop inspection was invented by the british.

>>508694065
oh, good. apologies for my ignorance. but why this weird lock? who installs this and what's the 'safety argument' behind it? kids falling out? cats 'escaping'? landlord company in my city apartment have installed locks to the windows in the stairwell. i broke them repeatedly. eventually they removed all of em.

>>508694364
yes, ok. my emphasis wasn't supposed to be on who invented it. sorry, if you got the impression.

>>508694381
It's retrofitted to older buildings that could potentially house children or vulnerable people. e.g. schools, hospitals, care homes, etc

>>508694510
O no no worries just wanted to give some basic trivia to satisfy the 'tism

>>508694364
you sure about the tilt/turn window though? it says in several sources that the invention was made by a Mr. frank in germany in 1935. could have been a family member of the ball point inventor, eh.

>https://en.villumwindowcollection.com/all-about-windows/mechanisms/tilt-and-turn-window/

>>508692111
people dont want their downstairs windows, garden furniture, plants, pavement etc covered in bird shit. the horror.

>>508694598
thanks. so it's not as draconic as OP puts it. still insane though, innit. kikes and their schizoid safety concerns.

>>508684854
Its for used with kids or pets. Or in public areas as litigation avoidance in case tards jump out and sue.

>>508684437
loincense to kill

>>508694781
A fuck youre right i will swallow my words in shame

>>508686998
Americans literally believe every thing they see on the internet.
There's a reason why 4chan has a bunch of red text say "DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SEE HERE!!!", niggas are still doing it.

But TLDR:
In homes where people who throw themselves out of windows live, the people who own those homes are allowed to limit how wide the window can open.

>>508693611
Are euro windows smol?
The up down slider is just so superior to this design

Imagine working for some glowie agency on here, and having to write in your report that the topic of debate today was window fastenings.

You'd probably apply to be moved to the Hunter Biden crackwhore monitoring programme. Or whatever team spikes UK press stories about government ministers consumption of rent boys.

>>508684399 (OP)
Is this so you can't jump out during a home invasion? So self-defense is the only option, I thought fighting back was illegal? I thought leaving was the only legal thing to do?

>>508691946
As the hacks showed, this board is swarming with heebs who still kvetch to this day that we took away their slaves. Same reason (((hollywood))) has English actors play villains. I also noticed the rise of loisence' and 'bri-ish' in the wake of us leaving the EU, which also had them seething.
tl;dr anglophobe threads are all kosher.

>>508684437
Don't think about that. Think about it this way, the community is statistically safer from accidental falls. Think about all the little reductions in harms. The community is a safer place. We have a no tolerance policy towards accidentally falling. Think about the children. Do you not want to protect little children from falling out windows? You aren't a child harmer, are you now?

>>508694947
>so it's not as draconic as OP puts it
First day on /pol/? Of course not, this is a slide thread that's been made dozens, if not hundreds of times before.

>>508684437
england hasnt had a fire since they outlawed them

>>508696961
The last fire was of a koran and the bong went to prison. Many think its because racial hatred but it was really
>Tfw no fire loicense

>>508684850

>>508684399 (OP)
My instinct tells me the reason for this law seems to humiliate the native English. Do they ever bother the pakis for not having an window-opening loicense?

>>508694851
Well it's covered in human shit now innit.

>>508696544
in a home invasion everything the property owner does is illegal
escaping offends the burglar because you were racist to assume he was a threat

>>508688727
Thanks anon, I needed a woodworking project (and SE Tenn has bats, so...).

I met Eric Clapton once in the 1980s. Kind of a douchebag. I tried to sell him some child safety windows and he just ignored me and played a few tired blues licks on his Strat.