Thread 508692575

Is he /ourguy/?

>>508692575 (OP)
No

>>508692575 (OP)
>Disobeying God
No, he's not.

>>508692575 (OP)
No, but he's hot af in this painting

>>508692575 (OP)
Not unless your a freemason of gnostic

>>508692575 (OP)
He's Israel's guy.

>>508692575 (OP)
he's crying like a pussy so no

>>508692575 (OP)
dead site
pedo mods
jail RapeApe

>>508692575 (OP)
Revelations 22:15l6
He's not a real character in the Bible, he was created after as a modern myth, so you can interpret him as whatever you want.

>>508692575 (OP)
My name is Michael.

>>508693054
Depends on the "god" don't it? One mans "god" is anothers devil. My "god" can rape your "god" and I'd like to see you argue otherwise.

>>508692575 (OP)
he's literally me fr

>>508692575 (OP)
No, nor the God that loves us so much he regularly wipes us out. Both cunts.

>>508692575 (OP)
Yes, if the God is a Jew, a man must rebel even if there is no chance of winning.

>question God
>he sends you to hell forever
your God sounds like a petty, jewish faggot TBQH

>>508692575 (OP)
Christ is King.
So no anon.

This is "your" guy.

>>508692575 (OP)
>loser
>trapped in the basement
>continually fucking with people
>lies like he breathes
>inflated sense of self-worth
>pervert
>filled with hatred for everything

Oh yeah. He's the original basement dweller.

How can an all knowing God let Lucifer betray him, wouldn't he know what was going to happen?
If so why did he allow it to happen?
If God is all powerful, why doesn't he just destroy Lucifer and be done with it?

Almost as if religion is retarded and only God as a creator entity makes sense.

>>508693564
It's the abrahamic God, Klugscheißerle.

>>508692575 (OP)
why the cute, homo erotic depiction tho, christcucks? not that im against it or anything lol

>>508694142
>Retarded augment used by 12 year olds back in 2005
God gave you free will.

>>508692575 (OP)
Maybe, but you'd have to go to hell to find out.

Why did god create the devil?

No not really, but we're being tested on his playground

>>508692575 (OP)
always has been

>>508695419
because he's the demiurge

>im the king of the universe
>i created everything
>but god what about all the bad stuff?
>uh..... that was actually satan and uh.. because adam and eve ate from a tree I created but told them not to

You are supposed to take responsibility for everything in your life. Why doesn't god do the same? Did he not create everything including what is bad? Blaming something called satan or whatever seems like a convenient scapegoat for a jewish god.

>>508695807
Actually its because it was all make believe

>>508696006
Well we have to realize that this plane is the nigger of planes, and if we want to ascend, we have to endure satans shitty little adventures here on this prison planet. You are your spirit, not your material self.

>>508694161
The abrahamic god is a bitch. He'll get his, don't you worry.

>>508696354
Prove it.

>>508692575 (OP)
No, I'm not jewish.

>>508693564
What doth life??

>>508692575 (OP)
Unironically yes

>>508693054

Yeah he should have been a good goy.

gods who claim no fault while demanding worship is too prominent in our politics for me to disagree with ol lucy there but a few lines in some books that have gone through who knows how much revision isnt enough for me to care for

Satan simply means great adversary.
Equivalent to amalek

>>508692575 (OP)
I hate the world, I decided long ago I was going to do everything in my power to destroy the world that spurn me so

>>508694090
The OG incel... I am the bug inside of you, I have your back to the wall. Survive the fall from grace.

>>508697136
Wrong dumb ass. Incels dont rebel. They dont do anything but cry. If they were men of action they would get pussy. Doing nothing is inherently part of the incel character

>>508692575 (OP)
No.
Michael of Nebadon for the win

>>508692575 (OP)
>Memeflag
Yeah Its /yourguy/, also its /yourfather/

>>508697833
Actually your father is just some guy that came inside your whore of a mom

>>508693054
yahweh is a false god
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlil#Flood_myth

>>508693919
im not worshipping a weak god with smaller muscles than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTilTcdVAb8

>>508695560
maximum copium

>>508697973
Calm down shclomo, i Didnt speak to you

>>508695419
Jews always create a controlled opposition.
Either bow to an evil god or follow that faggot satan with his different flavour of evil.

>>508696418
>H*ndu
Opinion discarded and flushed.

>>508692575 (OP)
Luciferianism is the gayest Abrahamic religion. All Abrahamism is spiritual poison, but Satanism is literally LARPing as the Jew's bad guy and accepting whatever frame people place onto that role. It's like LARPing as a cartoon Nazi and embracing all the untrue things jews said about the NSDAP instead of actually understanding what NatSocs believe. It's possible even more cucked then Christianity.

>>508698456
Nope. I come from the ones your priests of abrahamic nonsense couldn't tame. Why would I subscribe to your retarded cult, especially now when it is so very sad and weak?

>>508698562
Do you even know what it is? Doesnt sound like it

>>508693564
Kek. def /ourguy

>>508694069
Samael is the guardian angel of Rome and gentiles. He is the enemy of Israel and the Jewish people and is the rival of Michael, the guardian angel of Jews. He was the angel who wrestled with Jacob, the last patriarch of the Jews.

>>508698925
At best it's the jews plagiarizing the Prometheus/Enki story. If you're a Promethean you can just claim that, you don't have to accept Abrahamic framing that that makes you the bad guy somehow

>>508692575 (OP)
meme nigger slide fag sage

>>508692575 (OP)
Whiney cunt who was a disappointment to his father?

Sounds like you niggas.

>>508694161
The God of Abraham is an evil, petty, jealous, insecure, and morally inconsistent little bitch.

>>508692575 (OP)
>realize the god you serve is a kike
>realize he created a being (Adam) meant for so much more, but caged him in lalaland
>realize the kike is a gigakike since he gave Eve to Adam for a price Adam had to pay, instead of giving it for free since, you know, he created everything out of nothing
>also, Eve is defective as fuck, so it was a shit deal, typical when dealing with kikes
>also, kike god puts a tree of knowledge in the garden and keeps teasing about it
>get angry at all this and decide to give Adam a chance to realize his full potential
>Adam is being psyopped by kike god and won't listen to you just like the average normalnigger won't listen to racialism, so you have to get to him through the hole
>plan works
>kike god seething and in shambles
>Adam goes from a spear chucking caveman to wielding nuclear power and sending probes to space
>this is somehow bad according to christcucks
I never understood why he was so hated. Lucifer is a total bro to Adam, never asked anything from give, rather, gave him freedom from the kike god's hands. Shouldn't it be Lucifer that should be worshipped? He looks much better of an icon than the kike god anyway
>inb4 ur satanist
I don't belong to any of the kike religions of abrahamism

>>508694142
There is government and politics in heaven, the archangels have godly power too

>>508700214
>never asked anything from him
Fixed

>>508692575 (OP)
Lucifer: rebelled against a divine authority, fought aganst an army that outnumbered his.
USA: Rebelled against a king who claims divine right to rule, fought his much bigger and better equipped army.
I think its pretty clear, guys. Lucifer is American in spirit.

>>508692575 (OP)
Yeah Lucifer is the Aryan that defies nature and bends it to his will

>>508692575 (OP)
>married Lilith the OG feminist who is also sloppy seconds of Adam
angel of reddit

>>508692575 (OP)
Definitely.

>>508700629
>Fucked Eve and created Cain

>>508700798
Which comic book was that?

>>508700214

There was no snake. Eve, as you say, was maybe curious as to why Adam has a penis and the snake was Adam's penis. She wanted to know why does Adam have a penis and she doesn't. And God probably kept reminding them not to eat from the knowledge tree but she wanted to know what's a penis so she ate the Apple first and then know knew what a penis was.

>>508701570
Or maybe there was more than 1 adam and eve and the brown eve messed it up for everyone.

>>508701570
>There was no snake
The Bible clearly states that there was a snake. It says the snake was "the most cunning of all the wild animals that the God had made." And then God curses snakes to crawl on their bellies for tricking the humans. It actually wasn't Satan in disguise. It was just a fable with a snake about man developing morality, setting himself apart from the animals. Becoming "like God" and taking on the responsibilities of a god and being given stewardship of Earth.

>>508702212

What if scientists bioengineer snakes to walk upright. Would that get God to finally have Jesus return? That would be much more strategic than trying to sacrifice red cows and all that.

>>508692575 (OP)
luciferians get the rope

>>508702212
It also says god felt threatened by people building a big tower tower together. Did that happen too?

>>508702454
Snakes actually have latent DNA for the growing legs. They have a atavistic legs the way dolphins can be born with rear flippers and humans can be born with a tail . Scientists could simply reactive these leg genes.

>>508702926
wtf I didn't know that...

See they should do that. We need a new flood.

>>508702513
all memeflags hide the 6-pointed star of satan (until proven jeet), so OP checks out.

>>508702558
No, it's a myth. The Tower of Babel is based on a myth around a giant ziggurat Nebuchadnezzar II was building before war broke out. Babylonian people were taught to read and write cuneiform, but after the empire collapsed, people lost this skill. People then created this myth about the Tower of Babel and God making everyone forget this lost language. Jews probably copied this myth the way they copied Noah's Ark.

>>508697136
>Drink of the wine of the wrath of God

>>508692575 (OP)
He doesn't exist and neither does Hell.
If you're found wanting when you die then God just deletes from from existence. Think of it like defragging a HDD.

>>508692575 (OP)
I think Satan sucks!!!

>>508692575 (OP)
Yes, he fought against Yahweh, the evil Jewish God. Unironically a good guy

How could you actually be on Yahweh's side if Christianity were true?

A tyrant who demands worship at the threat of Hell. Sociopathic coward saints praising him in Heaven while people burn?

You'd have to be a next level coward to actually want to be in Heaven if that were true.

It's not true though, we are all God and this world is going to dissolve. The Demiurge will dissolve as well.

"This is what the LORD Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt.


Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’" (1 Samuel 15:2-3 )