Thread 508700316

Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdXREG2Msk0

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>>508689325

tyb our baker

>>508700316 (OP)
TYB

>>508700316 (OP)
TYB

TYB

Did Pete need a snack break?

Danky baker

another pedophile

NO SIR! Zesty nigger lieutenant

TYB

Got ourselves a cunny-blowie enjoyer up.

who the fuck is laying in bed on a court stream go sit in a fucking chair bitch

First contestant
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It's great that one of the ways the EXTREME RACISM of 4chan pol manifests is....

Threads for Louisiana parole hearings must be created by someone in Algeria.

>>508700641
Yeah that count is very annoying

he had no way to protect himself from raping that 11 year old

>didn't admit to the crime
it's over before it even started

>I put myself in a position where I had no way of protecting myself from something like this
Uh, what?

>>508700685
we are an extremely diverse bunch of white supremacists

Dude glossed over all the details of going balls deep in that sweet sweet cunny. Plus former zogbot.

>>508700693
lol lmao

>I voted my whole life.
>I payed taxes.
>I was in the military
So that means I get a one time pass on fucking a 12 year old.

>>508700685
they make you say nigger before your allowed to get into heaven as a check against letting fucking SQAURES in fyi

>>508700641
>He doesn't know about Harold

>>508700748
In sovet russia the 11yo rapes you

>>508700685
>>508700769
T'aint easy work, but someone's got to do it.

>He will want for nothing
Cunny enjoyer
What did she mean by this?

These families say this stuff but reality is no one wants to take care of a grown man
They will get weird or abandon him out right

>>508700685
He made the first one, so it's best if he makes the new one, to prevent us from making 3-4 threads because the one fell off page 10.

>Riverbend

Was River the girl's name? "River, bend over and spread that cunny, pretty please."

Here it comes

>>508700685
I don't care what race you are as long as you're racist

>11 year old daughter of a family friend
>I put myself in a position where I had no way of protecting myself from something like this
Oh, so he's claiming that she's a liar, and he couldn't protect himself

new bread tyb

"...many times..."

>>508701093
>She seduced me.

>>508701109
Appropriate picture lmao

Wrong answer retard

>>508701070
This is how the world should work.

got some sass in his tone

Muh taxpayers

>>508701150
Those little chicas can be aggressive now a days hombre

He's fucked.

Man, this guy is giving a master class in how not to get parole

Oh man DO I have a solution to him being a tax burden.

this guy is more cooked than a Christmas Goose

This guy's a smarmy little smartass for a convicted pedo isn't he?

>I'm not doing it for brownie points
Nigga what? This isn't reddit.

Stop calling the board guys like you're talking at a bar

>certificates in bible study
Do sex offender classes give certificates?

This guy is way too nonchalant. He's making the last guy look good

>>508701290
he just cant help himself and basicly telling that he will do this again

>>508701290
that smarminess is like honey to cunny, anon

>>508701327
probably. the people who think these classes actually do anything put great stock in shit like that.

I thought he was going to say he got support from the victim
That would have been wild

>>508700316 (OP)
TYB. I am stil Team Leya BTW.

Serial cunny enthusiast

>Cunny across state lines

That'll do it. Denied.

>Because of plea deal, dropped 5 other charges and didn't pursue charges in Texas
So he fucked her in at least 2 separate states!

>>508701437
She gets better the longer these threads go on. Is she still with that dork?

oh he's done

>My accuser
It's over

>my accuser
Wrong verbiage retard

>dishonorably discharged
oh lawrd.
>my word against them
oh fuck

DIDN'T HAPPEN

>I took my accuser places with just me, so it's her word against me
>No further questions
It's so fucking over

>>508701430
I don't think anyone thinks they do anything, it's just a way for everyone involved to suck up tax money and keep the offenders locked into the system so they all keep up the facade.

it's plausible that he was outsmarted by an 11 year old

>I have no further questions
He's fucked.

>>508701486
Yeah man you gotta take her on vacation.

>>508701511
I have not seen the Ginger Menace in any of her new pics

Uum NO smartass

>>508701623
She got what she wanted and he took the fall like a fool
Crafty cunny

>The judge says you need to serve at least 10 years
then why wasn't that part of the sentence you bitch

>>508701623
there was an anime about that. this hot little girl drove her teacher insane coming on to him because he was mean to her friend. then she got the hots for the replacement teacher and kept trying to nail him too but he wasn't up for it.

>>508701668
Nice. She is def a top tier /lpbg/ babe.

>>508701563
>pedo with a DD
fucking lmao how do people fuck up this bad

All jokes, memes, and bullshit aside, what do you guys think prison life is like for this guy and that last one who raped the retard kids?

>>508701641
>you gotta take her on vacation.
"Look, all I'm saying is, my friend Kate's boyfriend is 30, and he took her to Paris. All I want is to see Texas - I think it would really improve our sex life!"

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Some tunes while we wait for the next guy.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

holy shit

Brickhouse up next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzOJaHHlIcQ

>>508701841
Found him

>https://www.knoe.com/content/news/North-Louisiana-man-charged-with-raping-a-child-478197113.html

>>508701841
https://www.knoe.com/content/news/North-Louisiana-man-charged-with-raping-a-child-478197113.html

Today is sex offender appreciation day in Louisiana or something

>>508701933
Checked and fucking kekd

>>508701838
Buy her a new bikini and take her to beach.

>>508702022
Last week of Pride month.

>>508701828
most big prisons have a "prison within a prison" usually called the Segregated Housing Unit or the Administrative Detention Block or some such. it's where they keep the kid diddlers, corrupt cops, snitches, ex gang members, and anyone else who might be at risk in general population. so in some ways it might be a little more restrictive than average inmate life but mostly it's the same.

>>508701841
The schedule is loaded today

>>508702095
I pay taxs to have those people house in genpop tho make shu illegal

>>508701936
lol beat me to it

>>508701996
>>508702018
>Under Louisiana law, he could face up to 30 years past the victim's 18th birthday if convicted.
That's... odd
"Your prison sentence doesn't start until the victim is an adult"

>>508702184
Fucker has a usury prison sentence. The most jewy thing ever lol

>>508702184
dont diddle kids dont get bonus sentence EZ DAY wow they make it so fucking easy

>>508702184
starting last year i think judges in louisiana can sentence dudes who molest kids under 12 to SURGICAL castration.

someday we may get to see someone begging the parole board to let him out so they don't cut off his nuts.

>>508702256
The one time jewism was ever useful.

>>508702095
I imagine it's actually better than being in genpop. You're kept away from everyone who would fuck with you with a bunch of other lowest of the lows who just want to keep their head down.

>>508702022
We usually get about 1 sex offender a day for paroles
For instance, tomorrow there's one old guy for Molestation of a juvenile, and on the 8th there's another one for Indecent Behavior.

BOGhouse

gigachad phenotype

>>508702270
Hahaha

>>508702471
>gigachad phenotype
If I had to draw a picture of a guy named "Brickhouse" it would pretty much be this guy

>>508702130
I like her so much

I will say one thing: He is built like a brick shit-house.

>>508702545
perfect

Oh shit we have a victim at the court house live

>i made a mistake
didn't admit, it's over. NEXT!

>>508702343
I think it's just an option for them to get points towards release. Seems like a violation of the hypocratic oath to force that on someone.

Hi Comrades, I've been away for ages. Happy to be back in this comfy thread.

This creep looks shifty as fuck. Like one glance, and you'd be like, "That guy must be a kiddy diddler."

>describing sex crimes against a minor as a "stupid mistake"
maybe this is a reach, but is that a bad opening?

>The victim
Uh oh.

>>508702695
he should be a linebacker too be he chose to be a loser diddler

>>508702669
Yea I was thinking the same thing. It's not that he doesn't admit to doing it, but the gravidity of the situation.

>>508702695
>I've been away for ages
Did you go undercover in the Louisiana penal system to bring back some good salacious stories for us?

its over

>>508702675
i think if they can find doctors willing to administer lethal injection they can find at least one willing to denut a convicted pedophile

>Exploitation of the infirmed
>Cultivating an 8 year old
>Till I could fit it in
>Forced blowie

Jesus. He is the Gigapredator.

Holy shit
He took the long haul route for rape
>I'm going to prep you until I can penetrate
Jesus dude

>Exploitation of the infirm
Hooooo boy, I wanna hear that one
>Cultivating an 8-year-old for 3 years "until he could fit it in"

throw this one back lads throw this one WAY back

>>508702788

Nah, I sort of lost my mojo when the board changed. The old board was funnier, and I miss Alvin. Plus my work was busy, and it was too hard to be on LPBG as much.

But I'm currently on short term disability for knee surgery, so I have a lot of time on my hands.

of course the woman didn't get charged

>>508702853
I could be wrong but I think they actually have prison staff do that, I don't think they're doctors/nurses, and that's part of why they fuck those up so bad sometimes.

The victim backed out
If she did speak it would have been a done deal for him. Poor kid.

My tax money is paying for this giganigger to talk to court officials over the internet when this call alone could have paid for 20 firing sqauds what the fuck is happening

>>508702725
They all say that shit like it's the same thing as burning the casserole you were having for dinner or dropping and breaking a glass.

>Her name is Miss Melissa
I wonder if this guy knows that's not a full name

>>508703195
bleeding heart liberals think this is the best way to do it

>>508702977
Welcome back bro and be sure to do your knee progrums so you can get paroled back to the wage cage.

>>508703255
they seem to talk like that's normal down there.

>Faith based
No, fuck no.
Stop giving these monsters to religious charities so they have easier access to kids and other vulnerable people

>>508703255
miss melissa dances every tuesday at noon at the cinnamon bar

>Crack
>Meth
>E

That'll do it lmao

>>508702977
>The old board was funnier, and I miss Alvin.
Yeah, we all miss Alvin. Prator is a damn good addition though.
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ

>>508702675
https://www.legis.la.gov/Legis/ViewDocument.aspx?d=1382640
Short version is:
>Victim under 13,
>Aggravated sexual assault.
>At the Judge's discretion.
Also of note LA has allowed Chemical castration at Judge's discretion for 15+ years

>>508703334
what's the prison system like in vietnam if this guy lived over there and did the same crime what would be different?

>she wasn't blood so I made her bleed
Sick fuck

this motherfucker got pardoned by the governor?

>>508702675
Just find a tranny doctor. They'll do anything for the money. Hippocratic Oath be damned.

>>508703359
Yeah, I've spent some time in Shreveport, and younger people often called my coworker "Mr. Andy"

>>508702977
Get well soon brother, this board is not as good as the last, but they have their moments.

>"I'm a first time offender"
>Has a 12 page rap sheet

>>508703491
I'm going straight to hell fucking lmao

Has the DA ever made an appearance for a hearing where parole was granted? Or is it a guaranteed failure?

>>508703359
It is, this is the only state I've been in where insted of mr, or mrs and then the LAST name, they say the first name.
t. Louisiana transplant

>
scammed an old man out of money

he seems more torn up about his deceit to get money than the whole raping children thing

>>508703642
I'm pretty sure I saw one where Randy Meyer made a comment that he thought it should be denied, but they got granted
It's rare but it happens

>>508703642
yea i remember Randy being in a hearing where he actually had good things to say about the inmate and was not opposed. once.

Is there any such thing as a "handyman" who isn't a sketchy criminal?

There are TEST in sex offender treatment? What the fuck do they ask them?

>>508703642
then again, maybe they only show up for edge cases where it's not so guaranteed, so as to not waste their time.

>>508703647
It's a holdover from Emancipation.
Every White became Mr. or Miss. Because I do a good job sir. Give job Mr Charlie. Please sir.

>>508703762
Was that the alligator trapper? I remember him laughing at that one.
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=7530

Is this 5 years before you can reapply a new law? Some were able to reapply within a year, and Tony used to say they can reapply in two years. We have seen plenty of people that we can still remember from previous hearings.

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Did they ever catch the last of those joggers who broke out of the jail in LA a few weeks ago? I lost track of that. I wonder if we had ever seen any of them on LPBG before.

>>508703959
5 years seems long

>>508704014
there's still two at alarge

>>508703959
seems to be part of the reform package Gov Landry put in place. 5 years for sex offenses to re-apply

>>508703459
I don't know much desu but it's supposed to be overcrowded and unsanitary with forced labor and probably not much progrums like I don't think we have Thinking For A Change or Cage Your Rage here. It's probably not good to be a pedo anywhere and here they can get the death penalty in some cases but I think that's rare.

>>508704116

Wow, they are wily. Can't believe they haven't been caught yet.

>>508704192
most of them look like pelvis bones

>>508703769
>Whould you rape this girl if I told you she was a 2,000 year old vampire?

>>508704192
>bugs, crabs, and two happy squirrels
OH FUCK I'M GAY!?!?!?!????

>>508704266
>most of them look like
skinned animal skulls

>>508704266
sociopath

>>508704370
also sociopath

>>508704192
Dragon, Leaf, dude standing in a field.

>>508704001
>MOULTRIE
Oh shit, we got a Legendary Pokemon on the show!

>>508704192
I'm riding a motorcycle
VRROOOOOOM

>>508704136
pretty sure i saw a video from there where the guards forced all the inmates to do the haruhi dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE

>>508704192
Why did you post 15 images of vaginas?
Are you a pervert or something?

>>508704424
means u big gay

>>508704266
How old do the pelvis bones look to you?
Which one do you find the most sexually appealing?

>>508704192
They all look like little cunnies, doc

>>508704494
>>508704453
also gays

>>508704510
I'd like a second opinion.

>>508704542
u have terminal gay

>>508704513
Two sexy fairies who were bumping uglies and now have strings of vagina juice coming out of them

>>508704588
u also ugly

>>508704609
i'll give you that one, not bad

>>508704427
>5
>S
>Moultries

We're going to have a fiery one!

>>508704609

Looks like blood stains on an old mattress in a shack in the woods to me.

dude looks like Fiddy

>>508704192
Before zooming, I thought I was looking at kanji.

>>508704588
>I'd like a second opinion.
>>508704635
>u also ugly
Absolute cinema

>>508700316 (OP)
>Board of Parole
>BP
>/LPBG/
>not /LBPG/
I'm stupid and never wandered into these threads, but should it be the other way around?

GAWDDAM MARTHA boobanon has really been missing out this week

also does that nigger have a gold grill?

I know this is a gross thing to say but I want to know what Martha's titties look like.

>>508703647
I live in philly and the blacks up here do this all the time.

Damn Mojo strikes again!

>I SMOKED SOME WEED AND IT WAS LACED
>SO I ABUSED MY GIRL

uhhhh qrd on "mojo"?

I DUN SMOKE DAT WEED N SHIET

>>508704847
Parole Board
Also, pull up a chair and get comfy. This general is the best thing on /pol/ by far.

Martha is fixin' to start hootin' an' hollerin'.

>>508704847
>Louisiana Board of Pardons and Parole
should be /lbppg/

>>508704951
some kind of nigger ghetto shit. probably made from household cleaning products.

>>508704951
>Mojo is a synthetic drug that mimics the effects of marijuana, made from herbs sprayed with synthetic chemicals. It can produce intense highs and unpredictable side effects, making it potentially dangerous and addictive.

>>508704908
Big areolas and a lot of little speckles because niggers hair follicles and pores leave little dark scars
Probably a lot of bruising.

Why is kevin hart in prison?

>>508704847
everyone just says Louisiana Parole Board, thus the LPB

>it was a slip-up on me
>My son is incapable of self-governing

>>508705022
back in my day we just called that huffing paint

>>508704986
Thanks, fren. What is it about?

>>508705007
Oh, cool.

>>508705057
Makes sense.

Hrm, it's just a drug charge, sounds like he wasn't selling...
If he's got good programs, I think this might be a grant

this is such a bunch of bullshit

5br 3bath paid for by whitey's tax dollars, hell yea

>>508705153
THIS time he wasn't selling, his original charges were for selling cocaine.

>>508704951
Niggers smoke so much weed that it's effect doesn't work on them any more so they do shit like adding chemicals or stronger drugs to increase the potency.
Mojo is synthetic sometimes made to be stronger than weed.

I'm actually starting to feel bad for this guy, he's crying so much. And he's taking care of invalids.

Someone talk some sense into me.

>>508705104
>What is it about?
niggers begging to be freed from their prison cell

if pete calls it "mojojuana" i'll fucking die laughing

>>508705104
>Thanks, fren. What is it about?
This is the most infamous hearing
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653

>>508705240
he got paroled once already

>>508705240
He miss mama's titty milk

>>508705104
Also, we made the print version of the NYT thanks to German boob anon and audio anon. The parole board held hearings about our shitposts and occasionally acknowledges us.

>>508705430

I looked up this faggy journalist, and he has a cute wife, believe it or not. I thought for sure he was a flaming homo.

just do drugs anons

thank you jesus thank you lord

THANKYA LAAAAWD OH JESUS THANK YE

OH LAWD THANK YA LAWD

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THIS NIGGA MAMA HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Hallelujah
Stay away from the drugs tho

>>508705554
Interesting and that surprises me too

>>508705554
>>508705701
plenty of fags marry women and pretend to be straight. such women are called "beards".

>>508705607
>>508705627
>>508705630
>>508705631
She doesn't know it will take another year for him to do all that shit they said to do.

i was literally just thinking i havent watched the parole board with you guys in a while and i saw it on youtube. is it over?

You know, before I found this general I thought all the stereotypes were exaggerated and cheesy for the lulz
I had no clue this is what ameribros actually have to deal with

>>508706085
welcome back 2 cases left. lots of sex offenders and pedos today

>>508706085

No, there are at least 2 more.

>>508706085
at least 2 cases left

>>508706094
america is a zoo but the problem is we're locked in the cages with the monkeys

>>508705701

Here they are...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/22/fashion/weddings/kaleigh-rogers-stuart-thompson.html

what the fuck did that sheboon just say

>>508706222
no clue. nice digits tho.

>>508706094
Stereotypes are grounded in reality and a group doing something so much and so commonly it becomes a noticeable pattern.
The idea that stereotypes are bad is just ignorance and trying to save face

>>508706207
He outkicked his coverage as we say in TX

>>508706222
I could have sworn I heard "shitty tamales"

>>508706222
ooga booga dems a lots of 2's

wrong place at the wrong time

i can tell he's a real intelligent guy

You've in prison for forcible rape
What did you do to get that charge?
>I was in the wrong place at the wrong time

clayyses

>wrong place at the wrong time
>muh deek got a mind of dey own
NEXT

>>508706570
he slipped on his law degree which he dropped on the kitchen floor and landed dick first into some ho. youve never had that happen?

>7 year olds
>cousin

back to you cage

>7 years old
What a day

>no GED
>no sex offender class
>no 100 hour pre-release
>victim was his 7yr old cousin
why are we here?

this is the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger i've ever heard, today

yikes

60IQ child rapist. he should get the chair

>A guy had done sumthing
>They thought I did it but I didn't.

Damn all these assholes fucked WAY little kids today

Oh fuck, this animal will be out in 1.5 years regardless.

it's absolutely terrifying that these retarded niggers are out there raping people and we're supposed to act like they're human and deserve the same rights as you or i

He's getting out in 2027 regardless

you think someone told him he'll look sophisticated with the glasses and that's why he squints?

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Probably the last case, and we are about to hit bump limit, should we start a new thread?

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What's the over/under on the of the next rapist's victim? I'll say 11.

>>508707110
3 months

I live in Louisiana
I hate these people more than you could ever imagine
These people raped my mother, raped me, robbed my father, and tormented me all throughout school

>>508707067
I think this one will do, fren

>>508707250
Who are these people and who raped you?

>>508707250
but enough about your pornhub search history

phew at least the white guy didnt fuck a kid

another strong jaw today

I've said it before and I'm about to say it again - I want to fuck LeDoux and eat her pussy.

>Graduated drug court
Tony Marabella is smiling somewhere

weird how the white guy has insight into his situation and accepts responsibility

>>508707863
the sex offender white guys sure did not

>>508707863
he got a tiny ass head though

>>508707930
well pedophiles and rapists are low IQ so basically nigger

>>508707863
On the other hand, he has a neck tattoo.

deny
back to your cage junkie methhead

>>508707067
>should we start a new thread?
Nah, we should be able to end the hearings on this one
Great job today as usual, baker-fren

it's so blackpilling that these subhuman scumbags always have multiple children. not just "a" kid, but always 3+.

MAKE IT HARD PAWDADDY

>>508708114
Idiocracy was a documentary

there should be slave colonies for people like this. that or prisoner legions

WTF is that sound he made?

>>508708249
his boy pussy queefed

>>508708168
>she wants to see that white stuff

>>508708193
there used to be. places like Devil's Island or Alcatraz. then liberals got power and started pandering to criminals and their families.

This guy can make it or come back as the next poor mans Hunter. Stay tuned
that's a wrap gentlemen. see ya tomorrow

Catch you later frens. Have a good one...

Well, that's it for today, see you tomorrow frens.
>Tomorrow's docket

See you fine gentlemen tomorrow

Breddy decent hump day desu

Speaking of burgerniggers and crime, I just started replaying San Andreas the other day and it's as good and as funny as ever.

>>508708448
more pedos tomorrow. well, at least it won't be boring

>>508708448
Wtf is aggravated crime against nature?

>>508708496
>Breddy decent hump day desu
Indeed, some good cases today

>>508708673
He raped a tree

>>508708673
https://legis.la.gov/legis/law.aspx?d=78696
It's very long, but it's pretty much rape under duress.