Thread 508705471

OI YOU GOT A WINDOWS LICENSE?

>>508705471 (OP)
we just had this thread and it revealed that these are only required in placed where people might jump out the window like nursing homes or schools

yeah but can MURICANS show their rancid prolapsed anuses in public? thought so.

I find their lack of screens disturbing.

>England
Not my problem

>>508705638
It's a shame how much freedom the British have given up.

>>508705471 (OP)
>europeans
>England
England is not europe, we don't have that dumb rule here, Britain and Germany are repressive police states, not Sweden just yet.

>>508705638
The student residence towers at my university have these too. Anti-suicide windows.

And yet inside the building there are 5 story open areas with balconies, and stairwells that people can jump down.

>>508705638
>schools
What an odd thing to say. I thought education was so great. Why would people forced into schools want to kill themselves?

>>508705471 (OP)
>my room
that's a rentoid

>>508705638
>>508706017
This is fucking dystopian

>>508705866
300 year old tradition of seeing who can launch a dementia ridden grandmother the furthest out of a window thwarted by these. countries gone.

>>508706025
kids with issues often don't have great self preservation skills

>>508706118
In Japan they have anti-suicide nets everywhere.

Well yeah you don't want random muslim rapists flying into your room while you sleep

>>508706268
Shit that looks comfy.

>>508706268
China uses them too. Foxcon famously installed them at their facilities.

>>508705638
What prevents you from just kicking the window out or breaking that thing if you wanna jump?

>>508706364
Street level suicide nets

>>508706375
900 year jail sentence

>>508705638
>these are only required in placed where people might jump out
nice memeflag, Mandrake
its been proven that all of London has this enforced on them. Quit doing damage control for the department of truth

>>508706375
Hopefully your prefrontal cortex

>>508705942
>not Sweden just yet.
Did you frfr just post that

>>508706268
Jeet detected.

That's the door dash emergency net.
When your door dasher is done with your delivery to save them time they jump on the net and it rolls them down to the bottom.

>>508706364
If you're at the point where you've decided that just installing nets and monitoring chips to stop people from committing suicide is better than giving them a quality of life where they're not suicidal, you have to start contemplating if you're evil.

>>508706268
>>508706364
Asian bugmen live in corporate hell, we've already known that

>>508706017
You're now allowed to jump out of a window but your government will push you to kill yourself.

>>508706017
The vast majority of our student residences at uni/college have air conditioning or central air.

>>508706559
They should distribute suicide kits like in that movie, Children of Men

>>508706559
Ahhh socialism

>>508706375
its forbidden

>>508705471 (OP)
I see this and feel like if one American, were to go home to home with a pair of bolt cutters, he would be greeted with the cheers of the elderly and children, as he went about abolishing window slavery one home at a time.
Bongs need to raise the Black and take back their country

>>508705471 (OP)
Uhm... These things are absolutely not a build in feature lol. That's how I see no one of you have kids.
I have a theory which fits.
The apartment (now for rent) was a normal home for atleast a mom + kid. This makes sense since many people got kicked out (if it's in the UK) to rent the apartment (mostly paki landlords)
For your education: the stuff show is a simple child lock /parental control. We had a similar one too (but horizontal). My best bet is the mom got kicked out and the lock stayed. Paki makes more money now and mutts think it's a European standard nonsense.

>>508705471 (OP)
this can be rectified with a flat black and a hammer, and then concealed with some double sided tape.

>>508705471 (OP)
How does this not violate fire safety rules?

>>508707138
But the funny part: the anon is too stupid to unlock the child lock :D

>>508707207
Jumping out a 2nd story window probably isn't counted as a viable escape method

>>508707207
This is what I thought when I first saw this thread half a year ago, that this is a serious hazard in case of fire or gas/chemical leak

>>508707138
>That's how I see no one of you have kids
I've not had this shit as a kid, our windows just have a feature where they open at the top so you can't fall out even if you wanted

>>508706914
>tf
>tp
häh

>>508705471 (OP)
Windows 11 sucks.

>>508707712
Hah

>>508705471 (OP)
Illegals refuse to monitor their small children and sue the councils when their kids fall out 10 storey windows

>>508706785
>The vast majority of our student residences at uni/college have air conditioning or central air.
This is too but its on a 2-pipe system, not a 4 pipe.
That means the entire building has to be flipped from heating water to chilled water for the fancoils.
Canadas shoulder season means the nighbts are -2C and the days are 22c, with one day in april hitting 32C and then it snowed a day later. The entire building takes a long time to change over so it isnt usually done until summer.

Classes end in May so any warm spring days they need to open the windows as the cooling isnt available yet.

>>508706375
Nothing but the same could be said about any crime so why not abolish all rules and police and sheeit and become somalia?
If you make something more difficult then people do it less. People who are suicidal may not want to break a window and may fail at the attempt if they try.

>>508705471 (OP)
Do Brits not use mesh screens on their windows? How do you keep the flying bugs from coming in when you leave your windows open?

>>508707302
It is during an emergency, ya dingus

>>508706922
>Bongs need to raise the Black
That's an American all right

>>508705471 (OP)
I thought bongs ceded from Europe

>>508706268
looks like the quickest way to get to ground-level. We need more nets in the west.

>>508706118
Retard

>>508709144
whats this about then

>>508705761
Too cold for any insects

>>508705471 (OP)
Im a landlord and saw something like this in my regulations as well. Just ignored it. Lots of regulations. No one enforcing them. Maybe if I rented to families.

HAHAHAHAH

>>508706268
They have them in new york too. Anywhere a suicide is bad publicity.

>>508705471 (OP)
>amerimutt OP thinks Europe is a country
Why does this keep happening?

>>508705471 (OP)
An american style window in the UK? I call bullshit.

>>508706922
>WEEL BE GREEDED AZ LIBBERAYDERS!
The eternal burgermutt cope.

>>508705471 (OP)
keep German windows out of this.

>>508706268
Grim

>>508709293
Based landlord

>>508705471 (OP)
>England
>Europe
I think you'll find that Brexit means Brexit.

The Queens windows

>>508708214
>How do you keep the flying bugs from coming in

The bugs have to have a loicense to fly in a window, and the loicense is too expensive for most bugs.

So it's mostly not a problem.

>>508705471 (OP)
Bongland is not Europe is another jewish test tube
Sure, they are trying the same on the continent but not to that extent

>>508705471 (OP)
For a £5/month licensing fee you can open it 6 inches.

>>508711093
>is not Europe
> is another jewish test tube
Pick one

>>508706914
Befehl ist Befehl ja?

At some point, you just gotta stop feeling sorry for them limey cunts. Their own funeral.

>>508710682
The fuck!
That is so fucking illogical.
It should be horizontal handle position for full opening and vertical handle position for tilting. It's only logical and within the intuitive rules of geometry.

>>508705471 (OP)
problem????

>>508705471 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit lol

every day, same picture

if you are actually confused, its a hotel window

>>508713099
Usually it is like you said.

>>508705471 (OP)
>OI YOU GOT A WINDOWS LICENSE?
No, I use Linux

What's the spike strip for?

>>508713952
Where's your linux loicense then?

>>508705638
>>508707033
If you can't identify coordinated fed posting, you're lost

>>508708021
>Nothing but the same could be said about any crime so why not abolish all rules and police and sheeit and become somalia?
bad analogy. this is more akin to gun control, and why that wouldn't work either.

>>508706017
What university do you even go to?

>>508706268
This seems like a totally reasonable safety precaution to me.

>>508714261
usually it's to stop pigeons sitting/fighting/fucking and shitting everywhere. that's what i have it for anyway.

>>508713099
it is. and it's incorrect. the vid must have been made by some retard. judging from the lack of understanding the principle, probably a jeet. or a jew.

>>508706268
Looks fun

>>508705723
Only during Pride

>>508705471 (OP)
wypipo can't season dey windows.

>>508705638
It's not enough. Suicide nets must be deployed across the UK in all buildings with more than one floor.

>>508705942
>England is not europe
What is it then?? Asia?

>>508705638
Not only that, but the rule originated in USA, britbongs just copied it.

>>508705471 (OP)
Nigel Patel is not European. He's a strange breed of khazar Anglo mixed with indian.
I would appreciate it if you would stop associating pedophile judeo-jeets with Europeans. Thank you in advance.

>>508716265
>probably a jeet. or a jew.
If both at the same time he's an English man.

>>508706268
A bit unsightly, but reasonable and non-restrictive.

>>508705471 (OP)
what's preventing you from ripping this shit off and pretending it wasn't you, you just found it this way, so as to avoid the 900 years jail sentence for disabling a dystopian non-security device plus 250 years for opening a window beyond safety parameters?

>>508718006
Are we talking genetics or geography?

>>508710682
It's the opposite here. Down - closed, sideways - fully open, up - a bit open for ventilation.

>>508718561
Nothing should stand between the Nippon apparatchik and a honorable death.

>>508706268
Takes me back
Reminds of my local McDonalds Play Place I spent my youth at

>>508707440
Ok but i did buy the horizontal one. It's a child lock. Nothing more, nothing less.
I didnt have them. My parents didn't buy them. I climbed on stuff high as fuck. But, having my own child, buyed them.
Nevertheless, thewe are child locks and not a european "feature" in hostels or apartments.

>>508718809
>a honorable

>Window tax was a property tax based on the number of windows in a house. It was a significant social, cultural, and architectural force in England, Scotland, France and Ireland during the 18th and 19th centuries. To avoid the tax, some houses from the period can be seen to have bricked-up window-spaces

You're 150 years too late

>>508719399
I had a good chuckle when the great ace attorney had multiple cases highlighting the stupidity of englands windows and lack of them

>>508705638
Tourist apartments and hotels are required to have those cuck windows in England to prevent Brits from doing balconing. Source: I read it once or maybe dreamed it

>>508710653
>Can't into satire
Lmao your butthurt is so funny to watch unfold

>>508706508
>tf
rare virgin
have this kot

>>508720008
That's just inhumane

>>508719264
Fuck off Ivan, you know what I wanted to say.

England and the British isles are not Europe. They are their own thing. They are Britons. Anglos and their colonized nations turned in their European card when they left the EU. Good riddance.

>>508721532
they are island monkeys kept at a safe distance from civilized continental europe on their little monkey island enclosure

>>508721532
Being part of the EU never made those nonces Europeans.
We are nothing alike.

>>508721532
>>508721963

>>508705471 (OP)
HELLO SAAR I AM TOM FROM MICROSOFT U HAV COMPUTER VIRUS PLEES REDEEM WINDOWS LICENSE KINDLY MAAM

>>508705471 (OP)
I know, it's tragic. Also, I've made a screencap of this so I can laugh every now and then.

>>508706017
if a student splatters the inside of the building he can be cleaned off the walls by their own janitor or cleaning contractor but if he'd jump outside the city council may have to hire a contractor themselves and send the school the bill (but, being the government, it will be 10x more expensive than necessary)

>>508705866
400 years of providing rothschilds sanctuary
never even once attempted to do the entire world a solid and save hundreds of millions of europeans lives
its no wonder theyre so kiked beyond redemption

>>508705638
my school had iron bars on windows

>>508724227
>so kiked beyond redemption
And yet you couldn't stop us taking your slaves away, Benjamin.

>>508705471 (OP)
Why not just cut the cable?

>>508724458
all you did was legalize your own enslavement, genius

>>508705761
That's so they can throw their little pan full of shit and piss out the window onto the streets and random pedestrians and horse carriages below