How am I supposed to afford hookers in this fucked up economy

the price of hookers should inversely follow the state of the economy, op

>>508707862 (OP)
KEK he has to pay

paying for sex is inherently cucked, because you know she give it to chad/tyrone on the side for free.

>>508708099
if he rapes a hooker is it considered theft?

>>508708228
So no different from having a wife

>>508707862 (OP)
If you’re paying you’re doing something hella wrong.

>>508707862 (OP)
perhaps offer some sort of long-term leasing option to get a lower rate

>>508707862 (OP)
rape
embrace your inner street shitter

>>508707862 (OP)
just fuck and dash, left my wallet in the other pants etc

>>508707862 (OP)
I hear you anon.. just came back from a hooker myself. 350 shekels down the drain and she didn't even let me fuck her in the ass.

>>508709628
cheap jew bastard.

>>508709381
>how did no one ever think of not paying after the fact before
that's why you pay up front

>>508708365
You don't pay your wife. Your wife pays you

>>508709628
we can rectify this. why don't both of you come by my pizza place, i have the inside of an oven i'd like to show you.

>>508709735
I'm gonna need a BNPL plan, next big app after uber/airbnb is coming

>>508709845
Can I at least eat some pizza before checking it out? Half green olives, half pepperoni please.

>>508707862 (OP)
Just kill them when you're done with them.
As long as you hide the bodies real good nobody is going to care.

>>508707862 (OP)
I like to look up hookers in my area, jack off to their nudes knowing I could have them, then laugh at the $300 I just saved.

>>508707862 (OP)
Give them money - steal it back. Like GTA

>>508709628
Why are all jews gay? At least you're honest about you degeneracy

>>508711754
and we'll get a great YT real crime video down the line, win win

>>508709707
>cheap jew bastard
Are there any other kind?

>>508712165
>the serial 4chan hooker killer, economy is to blame
kino in the making

>>508707862 (OP)

Fake money from temu and Fast legs??

Not to recommend, illegal etc

>>508712126
Sodomizing a woman is not gay, you dumb faggot.

>>508711754
"People" like you are why they are so expensive in the first place

>>508707862 (OP)
hookers have never really been affordable. wives were affordable for middle class men until the government banned marriage to increase the supply of unmarried women. death to all grandchildren of divorce judges. pedro 2028

>>508707862 (OP)
I hear prostitution might become legal in NYC. If it does become available I’ll probably try it.
Are prostitutes worth it? Honestly asking
Never had sex before, and probably never will (don’t worry, I’ll still have kids via sperm donation etc) unless I end up with a prostitute
I’m not really in desperate need to fuck, since I just want to reproduce, but I’ve literally never had sex so I’m wanting to scratch that itch

>>508709628
Lmao
I miss /pig/ threads

>>508707862 (OP)
dude, just save up for a few months, go get some pussy and realize how sad you were to go crazy for it. Pussy is overrated bullshit, women know it's bullshit- it's why they gotta do all these maintenance things to make themselves seem more appealing than they are on top of endless social manipulation and shame tactics to keep men starving for it, also the high divorce rates are partly because society is shit now and yet you must participate in said shit society just to bury your cock in her stink hole, to hell with em, if women don't want you just for showing up(as they do) they can go to hell where they fucking belong, no dances, no expensive dates, just two people that genuinely want each other just cause- this is how humans should engage romance, anything else is subhuman pozzed bullshit.

>>508712584
it's not worth it, prostitutes or not, same shit, virgins build up a huge mysterybox they worship around it, it's banal shit in the end and you get the clarity of how retarded it is as soon as you nut, pump and dump some whores from a party for free, signing your life for this is no worth it, 100$ the same

>>508712999
I see. I’ll keep that in mind

>>508707862 (OP)
>be me
>feel like fucking
>go on tryst, search my city
>$400 for an hour with a 45-year-old hag
>stay home and jerk off instead
Women really think very highly of their pussies. How do we fix this, would be the better question.

Considering hookers serve people in finance one should keep an eye out on their prices as an early indicator of inflation
I would name it hoes-to-houses indicator

>>508714220
Shut up kike