Thread 508723329

>your AIPAC handlers offer you an all expenses paid trip to israel

What do

>>508723329 (OP)
Well guess I’m getting some sweet Israeli girl pussy and feet. Kinda exciting desu

hahahahahaha. what did you get in exchange for selling yourself to evil people, anon? i bet it's not much, and of no comfort to you whatsoever.

>>508723329 (OP)
I would gladly sell out to the Jews in order to enrich myself I just don't know how to go about doing it. Like do I just start showing up to Jewish solidarity events and network with some Jews? Hell even if all I get is an all expenses paid trip I would do it.

>wow I would love to go hang out in Israel, I always wanted to go to Israel, that's a real neat country

sad, really.

>>508723329 (OP)
I would say yes because I really needed help in my city and what I got was viral media drama instead.

>>508723329 (OP)
Religious sites and wine? They offer it to everybody, you are not special. Deny.

>>508723329 (OP)
I don't think I'd willingly go to Israel for a sum less than 7 figures

>>508723329 (OP)
its being offered a trip to the local landfill, hard pass.

>they're going to let me eat anything I want in the hotel restaurant

wow cool -- and all you had to do was help Zionists commit genocide

i dont hate jews just zionists
(unpopular opinion i know)
jews are the most brainwashed
gas lit victims in the entire world
and they'll never learn the truth
because theyre that brainwashed
sad

just think of how good the food is going to taste... yum-yum.

>>508723329 (OP)
zionists are going to become political pariahs. Unelectable. Even for people who have no problem with kikes. Just because it's the only way to ensure somebody isn't blackmailed or extorted by what normies would call Epstein, etc.

what do our politicians do on these israel trips?
a jewish organisation here (aijac) funds them as well

>>508723329 (OP)
I'll take the cash value instead of the prize

>>508723329 (OP)
Piss on the wailing wall

>>508726933
Once you've already sold out, it's kinda hard to negotiate. He'll take what he's given.

>>508727136
Yes, the issue is Israelis aren't offering anything of long-term value. If Israel offered military technology collaboration or something similar, there would no problems in making deals.

>>508723329 (OP)
I already did Birthright

>>508723329 (OP)
go and get some sweet 13 year old poontang and get blackmailed into giving israel $6million.

>>508723329 (OP)
You're going to rape kids, and then one day you will get killed by mossad or one of your consituents.
>DEATH TO MOSSAD

>>508723329 (OP)
Jewish food is awful, the climate sucks, Tel Aviv has too many faggots, there’s about a 50/50 chance I get exploded by a Hamas rocket, why would I go?

>>508723329 (OP)
I would go I just wouldn’t go to that gay ass wall and take pictures with a jew hat on. But why turn down a free vacation just jew the jews and don’t do what they want

>>508728961
>be anon
>heh im gonna jew the jews
>goes to israel and has a good time much like this anon
>>508725315
>jews make a trillion dollars off of plastering his Chad face and BWC all over ads for the next decade
you won, but you also lost

>>508725315
>feet
MODS
DO
YOUR
JOBS

>>508723329 (OP)
>wat do

>>508723329 (OP)
>trip to israel
to see what?
Israel has no monuments, their architecture suck, the history and ruins there isn't theirs
They have no culture

Ehhh I like being in america. Buy me a cheap little shanty house in the skirts though

Imagine going to the Air and Space museum, but the guards stop you and prevent you from going inside and instead you stand outside pushing your thick stupid head against the wall because you are so stiff necked that the creator of the universe makes you strap the foundational building block to your fucking dome piece, and your arch enemy is so stiff necked they pray towards a giganticer foundational building block, and both of yall are too stiff necked to sense even a mediocum of the creators humor, against your hubris.

>>508725819
What do you have to offer? Any mosques in your local area?

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