Thread 508725851

CATS ARE MAKING MEN INFERTILE!!!

It definitely can't be the vax, because that was 100% safe and effective

>>508725851 (OP)
Get a birb pet.
It's based
It's chad
It's teh shiznite.
Birbs are based.
You can teach them to say NIGGER! many times over.

>>508725851 (OP)
Huh. Are we retconning cats to only having been domesticated around Y2K?

this would explain why all the male cat owners are so effeminate

>>508725851 (OP)
I touched a cat once, about a decade ago. Is it over for me?

>>508726270
It also explains why ivermectin was demonized during covid

>world's most successful parasite
>>508726114
ironically the solution to both covid and this is the same thing

ivermectin and/or hydroxychlorquinine fix that shit right up

>>508725851 (OP)
>>508726198
They're going to ban your pets and psyop you into thinking that it's a good thing
It's definitely not the nono thing that happened very recently, its your pets goy

TOTAL DEATH

http://archive.today/01qcx

>Sperm samples were exposed to the single-celled parasite for differing lengths of time, and the damage done was measured. After just five minutes in a test tube with the parasite, almost a quarter (22.4 per cent) of the sperm had been decapitated, and the number of beheadings rose the longer the sperm were exposed.

>Some of the sperm that survived were left misshapen and scarred by the encounter, their tails curled up or bent at right angles. Others bore characteristic puncture wounds to their heads suggesting the toxoplasma had tried to invade them in the same way they do other cells.

>The researchers also carried out experiments on mice and found that the toxoplasma were able to reach the testes and epididymis – the coiled tube at the back of the testicle where the sperm are stored – within two days of infection.

>administered for decades in sub-sahara africa
why can't we get the nigger medicine?

>>508726588
Wrong. The solution was to do nothing. Covid was always a hoax.

This explains why I want to murder cats

>sterile, no immune response

sorry its woman science

>>508725851 (OP)

Toxoplasmosis is also the cause of male homosexuality. Look up the parasite pill, this was common /pol/ knowledge in 2016

>>508725851 (OP)
Its everything making people infertile
>just not jab

>>508725851 (OP)
Winter vagina male variant just dropped!

>>508726114
lol. Agreed

oh my god it looks like a flamingo FLAMINGOS ARE GAY

People who own cats and especially who let their cats free outside make me cringe hard. Always did. The normal cattle is so ignorant.

I think the vaxx made my family much dumber and unhealthier. Went to a funeral for some uncle I hadnt seen in like 15 years, and even though I hadn't seen a lot of these people in years themselves they looked like they had all walked out of the same crypt. Pale, lined faces, forgetfulness and a look in their eyes like they all caught the same stupid at once. Grim stuff

Not having chad cat that spends most of his day outside then comes back home to eat and sleep and bring you cool sht he killed.
Ngmi

>>508725851 (OP)
i will kill any fed nigger who tries to take away my house deity

>>508727187
>t. gondi
the parasites and the treatments aren't tho

>>508726310
You're pretty much a zombie.

>>508726310
it's rather unfortunate
I diagnose you with gay more than OP

>>508727558
I feel like this too, myself included because I took the jabs. My brain is slower now.

>>508726862
Bump
Women and their catoids, I swear

>>508726114
ecce

>>508726198
tpbp
100% this. One need only look at the charts to see this doesn't align with toxoplasmosis, which has been around for a LONG time (not to say that it isn't a serious concern in other ways), or (sorry 'tards) the mutator 5000 jabs. It's clearly all of the chemicals that have been getting dumped into waterways, soil, the air, and even our goyslop for decades now.

>>508725851 (OP)
Theyre trying to get rid of our cats arent they

This is why women instinctively don't like cat men.

>>508725851 (OP)
My peepee still functions
>t 2 kots

>>508725851 (OP)
Ive never heard of any 'fertility crisis' to the point where men are having sex but unable to get a women pregnant. The only crises going on is men not having sex period.

>>508727775
Women have the instincts of roaches. How does anyone take them or their approval seriously

>>508726139
I was really scared of birds as a kid, idk why

Toxoplasmosis crosses the blood-brain-barrier and is also the cause of most mental health diseases, and is also correlated to leftist political affiliation.

Cats, or the viruses they carry, are evil. If you have kids keep them away.

>>508726310
At least you can creampie every girl you fuck without worries.

What is the evolutionary purpose of preventing your host from reproducing?

>>508726114
This
It's the "vaccine"

>>508725851 (OP)
Big if but if they are just get a decent litterbox that doesn’t let stuff spread. I’d call these mandatory

>>508727859
You realize the whole "black death" happened because the dumbass pope ordered the death of cats? Without cats you'll get plague rats everywhere.

>>508727531
look at this heathen with his misunderstanding of the necessity for vanity

>>508727187
No it's because you're a white nigger with cuteness aggression and you're one bad day from bodyslamming an actual baby like that Belarussian guy.
>inb4 slavoid monkey noises about how he's different from a Russian and actually Hitler would have installed him in charge of the death camps because he's so Aryan

Poland is basically what happens when Russians have access to flushable toilets.

>>508727531
that reminds me, my cat is probably outside right now waiting for me to let her in

>>508726862
>Zahady Velasquez
?????
Also.... /an/ got banned from /an/ again and is posting his garbage on /pol/

>>508726114
Certainly, the goyslop, microplastics, xenoestrogens, and endocrine disruptor pharma shit couldn't have anything to do with it.
We need to get rid of all the cats so we can reintroduce the bubonic plaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0LESMwRsU

THE CAT FLU

>>508728328
>*so we can introduce bionic pets

>>508728117
Fleas only eat off of rats shill

urgh i wanna fuck so much but im white and have to use birth control

>>508725851 (OP)
based george was right
men who prefer cats over dogs are gay

>>508728201
>>508728034
Would I like to have a badass cat friend like that? Abso-fucking-lutely. Will I ever have that? No, I fear parasites. Makes me sad, I hope your cat is healthy.

>>508727740
>get rid of our cats
I would honestly not mind. They have devastated the bird population in my area that are already struggling because of lack of insects.

>>508727685
I never did just because I thought about it logically. Why would a government that takes better care of illegal criminals than their own citizens suddenly give a fuck about my cracker ass well-being? Fuck all that. Covid might have locked us down but they never stopped flying them in and none of them got vaxxed.

>>508726114
this
also surely not sexualy mad society
humans used to avoid unnecessery excitement

>>508728536
Neighbors rounded up all the strays in 2020
Started keeping their cats indoors
Rabbits all over the place
Somehow have ticks without deer now

>>508728753
so love doesnt make you stupid now?

>>508725851 (OP)
No Refunds.

>>508727784
do your testicles still work too?

>>508725851 (OP)
Fertility crisis? I thought men were just not talking to women anymore. this is suggesting they are trying to reproduce

>>508726588
>for oral use in horses only

>>508726270
>sperm cells getting axed makes you effeminate
Look I'm not saying there isn't a certain "cat dad" stereotype, but I kinda winced at this level of ignorance of the human endocrinology system. Sperm cells don't have anything to do with testosterone levels or whatever you were thinking.

>>508726114
Kek

>>508729401
It’s all the same stuff, just a different level of cleanliness iirc.

>>508725851 (OP)
>>508726114
Whatever it is, I need it. I want to gack fat loads raw into 17 year old coochies without the risk of creating another doomed being.

>>508725851 (OP)
wtf i love cats now

>>508729642
on some real shit you develop hyperspermia over time and can have sex more often. only one anon wondered what the evolutionary benefit was.

>>508725851 (OP)
The elites hate cats because they ward off demons.

Cat's are a gods given gift. I don't understand how some peóple prefer dogs. Dogs take a shit and piss everywhere, they're noisy and extremely anoying. Also. they're dangerous. They're could kill you by mauling. CATS=SUPERIOR ANIMAL.

>>508726114
Sure, because both the fertility rate and fertility in men only dropped after 2020 and haven't been declining for decades.

>>508725851 (OP)
make your cat shit outside retard

>its cats, the animal thats been around humans forever
>not the plastic that is in literally everything
>not the vax
>not sedentary lifestyles
nu-/pol/ is so stupid,

>>508730150
>Dogs take a shit and piss everywhere

AND WHERE DO CATS SHIT AND PISS?

KILL YOURSELF CATSUBHUMAN

>>508725851 (OP)
Thats bullshit, i was balls deep into my maine coon last night, and it didn't ask miaow to make it bigger

>>508725851 (OP)
not the death jabs

>>508725851 (OP)
>Gift this article free
WHY DOES THAT BUTTON EXIST

>>508725851 (OP)
Let’s look at everything but real issue, obesity epidemic. Let’s ignore the endless studies and evidence that obsity dramatically lowers fertility and testosterone. That high body fat puts o hr more estrogen. Nope. Cat litter

you dont know real dominance until you flop your big ass cock over your male cats face and skull as a sign of dominance over him

>>508730445
mine just go shit outside.

>>508725851 (OP)

My cat is antisemite.

>>508730445
In the litterbox?

>>508725851 (OP)
Based Kot protecting me from being divorced raped by some sloot I boinked

Everything BUT womens behavior is to blame.

>>508725851 (OP)
are people even having sex anymore?

>>508726114
its been proven to be everything but that. dont be so antisemitic.

>>508725851 (OP)
>kiss woman that lives in filth because cleaning is oppression and collects stray cats
>get infected with toxoplasmosis and lose fertility
>this is definitely men's fault

People have owned cats for fucking decades. If cat shit was really causing significant infertility a good chunk of your retards wouldn't be here screeching about it

>>508726139
Birds are kind of a shitty pet.

humans are the root cause for cat infertility. You literally chop their balls off.

If there was a single change it was having a cat shit box inside ones home, my cat shits in a flowerpot outside, even buries it like a champ.

>>508731969
They didn't let their cats live in the house with them.

I prefer foxes myself but they're really shitty pets so I had to settle for a single kitten. Shouldn't this be a an /an/ thread anyhow? Is there a health board?

>>508731614
they only kill the weak ones to spread with seed on new hosts

fucking cats

>>508727187
You were born Ukrainian weren't you?

>>508728918
No, it make you blind

>>508731969
>decades

>>508728114
Nah it's because cats are disgusting, useless, have shitty personalities and morons keep talking them up and letting them roam free to fuck up everything - just like communists.

I actively avoid interacting with cat people because I can smell and see the impending schizophrenia, the violent impulses, the uncleanliness and their virtuosity at lying.

>>508734289
Nigga cats were domesticated during great COVID quarantine

>>508726198
More people are keeping cats in their home and apartment in the 21st century though. Almost all prior cat "ownership" had them free shit outside because they were outdoor cats

ah yes its the fault of the animal that has been living with us since the black plague and not the hormones in everything

>>508725851 (OP)
my cats defecate outdoors, so the outside world holds the answer?

Muslims love cats and they have high fertility, sounds like dogcûck cope

>>508725851 (OP)
>surely it can't be all the microplastics in the water supply
>surely it's not all the xenoestrogens excreted into the water supply because women eat the pill like candy
>nono, it can't be the vax
>it's not hypergamy and inceldom either
surely, it must be... uhm...
*looks around her single apartment*
CAT LITTER

>>508731969
>People have owned cats for fucking decades
Uhh, something like ten thousand years is closer. You could argue that maybe the first domestic cats weren't 'owned', more like just hanged out in granaries and ate mice and we kinda let them and occasionally rubbed their fluffy ears.

>>508725851 (OP)
>Jews hate cats
More news at 11

>>508728491
>Will I ever have that? No, I fear parasites.
Based fellow cat hater.
That's why I killed my cat a few weeks ago. Just threw him against the wall and was done with it. Thankfully it was trash day so no one noticed.

>>508726588
I bought some of that and it just arrived today.
I know the mcg/lb dose is the same for humans and horses. Do I just take [200lbs] dose once, or am I supposed to take like 1/4 4x a week, or "one dose" now and then another dose in 2 weeks when whatever eggs may have hatched would be adult form?

If you feed the cat ivermectin, wouldn't that kill the toxoplasmosis in it as well?

>>508725851 (OP)
Yeah but I Christed Somerleds eye so that his little chinky eyes may have been opened!

>>508725851 (OP)
>Cats taking my balls
>Dogs taking my women
It's over

>>508725851 (OP)
It is 100% not the vaxx ok?

>>508725851 (OP)
>The remains of a decapitated sperm
That's literally abortion, another shoah.

>>508725851 (OP)

>no source
Fake and gay
If the cat is an outdoor cat then its feces stay out side
If the cat is an indoor cat, then the parasites can't enter.
Also
>OP is a faggoy

>>508725851 (OP)
Evidence of a BRAIN PARASITE being bad for you is stacking up. Cat worshippers will keep saying not to worry about it.

>>508725851 (OP)
Why do Americans let animals shit on the floor in their houses?

>>508728484
Proof that George is the saint of /pol/

>>508725851 (OP)
People have had cats for thousands of years. Egyptians have had them since the bronze age and there's no shortage of Egyptians and they're not noted to have any fertility issues. Istanbul is overflowing with the fuckers and there are still more turks than we'd like.

>>508728114
Fuck off cat fucker their filthy vermin that give out ring worm and other parasites. They kill our FAR SUPERIOR native wild life. Including based snakes Lizards, possums, quolls and more. They spread fleas. They stink and have you heard cats fuck. Its so loud and annoying I hate cunts like you cat defending faggots worshipping the feline inhaling its shit particles. Letting its fur and dander into the house.

Not to mention cat hoarders all claim to love cats but just let them multply so they can huff that cat piss.

Cats kill babies, cat lovers parsite infected confirmed they so infected that they blindly defend these creatures.

Inb4 But rats mice, get a ratting dog or practice some fucking hygiene you grubs.

Cat owners should need a lisence or some shit or keep the creatures inside. Or dont be suprised when your cat dont come home.

>>508725851 (OP)
>>508725851 (OP)
>>508725851 (OP)
>>508725851 (OP)
>eye floaters were infection cysts the whole time
> DrAnon was trying to warn us
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>508739687
>eye floaters were infection cysts
redpill me on eye floaters. im having more of them recently

>>508730150
Subhuman who doesnt know how to TRAIN a dog. So you admit to huffing cat shit particles because they shit in your home dogs shit OUTSIDE.
Are you stupid so a chihuahua is gonna maul you to death, how about a maltease or dacshund.
Cats will suffocate an infant by sleeping on them.

>>508727325
This. It's never the jab. And inflation never happens because of the central bank.

>>508725851 (OP)
Its always 'anything but...' with these psycho mainstream media loonies

>>508727567
You won’t do shit and you might actually do something with your life for once.

>>508726198
Cats never got domesticated.

Told you all that cats were a giant problem and need to be purged from people’s houses and anyone housing cats in their house to be hammered by the law and enforcement agencies.

>>508730150
You’re retarded.

Cats are worthless demon hosts who are trying to escape hell. Absolutely worthless ass suckers.

>>508730150
I miss my booby like you wouldn't believe
Toxoplasmosis increases your chances of taking risks, which is essential for personal development, career progression, investing, et cetera
It also increases test, albeit at the risk of lowering sperm count- an obvious pro for men
Nobody "turns gay" from cat poop- they were faggots from the start
Anti cat fags get the rope, along with anti dog cels

>>508740322
Dogs - Protect herd animals, loud security (barking and attacking) and companions for human family
Cats - Protect crops/food from rodents, silent security (can sense danger and will hide near you) companions for human family.

Both have been evolutionary companions to man in different ways for 1000's of years.

>people have owned cats since the ancient time of egypt
>suddenly, ai-generatedly, "apparently" cats cause infertility
why is the internet full of fake faggot news? are all journalists just reposting shit from chatgpt after using it to literally reveal to them what the news is? are they believing ai-generated guesses?
are they even there? is chatgpt posting it's own retarded findings?

>>508725851 (OP)
2 cats, 2 kids, and I'm lazy as f7ck about the boxes.

>>508730150
>They could kill you by mauling.
I've worked with feral cats and I assure you a pissed feral cat that comes to you all-in in berserk mode could kill you if you were caught surprised and unarmored. The claws are small but the amount of laceration injury they can inflict is no joke, you could bleed to death if one got a lucky shot in on your artery. Obviously they can't bite clean through your arm like big dogs can, but people underestimate how dangerous cats can be if they actually decide to go all in. Do NOT approach an aggressive feral cat.

>>508739828
>cysts can stay dormant in the body
>the eye is no exception
>t. gondii exceptionally resilient inside the body and out
>eye movement is uniform in every way
>cept eye floaters
>everyone noticed
Wash yourself sanjeet

>>508740479
>thinking antiparasitic conversation is a threat to your democracy
>flag
I wonder who's behind this post

>>508740814
This is true. My cat has accidentally clawed me too hard during messing around and that shit hurts. The little cunt bit me hard once too and their teeth sink in deep, was bleeding hard from two fingers for a few minutes. They have powerful claws and bites that are underestimated. They will cause infection all over the body at minimum if they go into berserk mode. Also simple nerve pain, that shit hurts anyway.

>>508725851 (OP)
damn i didn't know i should have fermented and ate my cat's litter, fuck

>>508741432
I never said that and I'm from Dixie; eat my ass you fuckin ESL spic