Thread 508728372

What
They
Took
From
Us

>>508728372 (OP)
Yes I was thinking about this the other day and wondering what toxins I still have

its not fair

>>508728934
this was a conspiracy headed up by big-spackle in order to sell more ceiling compound for refurbishment

step aside losers

>>508729098
>up to 280 pounds
I guess if you a kid weighing eighty you went about ten feet into the air.
would

man i love beans. just plain beans and water with salt and black pepper sometimes. gonna have beans and ground beef soon. itll be awesome cuz i have so much beans.

>>508729184
You aint lying

it lets you LARP as a sweatshop worker child, using your small and nimble hands to assemble it

It's a little depressing and nostalgic at the same time to realize this consumerist culture is the most fundamental culture in the United States, more so than anything else. We were so programed to enjoy this explosion of money hungry colorful slop, and it's still probably the peak of our cultural memory. What a nightmare.

>>508729503
jewish subversion BUT IT GOES TO THE LUCKY JEW

>>508728741
Old-school Chore must be worth its weight in crack

>>508729079
what was the purpose of this ritual?

>>508728372 (OP)
they still have that my kids were playing with some the other day retard. though one can complain about how fucking jewed the sizes of the tubes and straws are now for like 10x the cost

>>508729772
its kool with a K

i did this when i was a kid

>>508729772
we did it in pe as children
I suppose it's sort of exercise

>>508729976
its neat is why

you guys realize that all these things still exist and are played with by kids, right?

>>508728476
Paper still exists

mom just trashed everything one day "cleaning" because she noticed i just had them in a box for years. she knows what she did she hates me and shes going to the worst nursing home available because i was "cleaning"

>>508729503
Remember when a bunch of areas were freaking the FUCK out over these Litebrites everywhere with a bunch of cartoon characters on then?
Bunch of idiots thinking they were bombs kek
I forgot the characters... moon-somehing.
KEK, here we go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

>>508730320
in that case, red pistachios

>>508729772
It's just cool

>>508730334
KEK pogs

>>508728372 (OP)
Imagine the smell

i would record everyone in secret for no raison

>>508728372 (OP)
Those were fucking garbage and I'm glad they're gone.

>>508729970
Explains why you're a fucking loser.

>>508728372 (OP)
You can still buy bloonies. You can get party packs on Amazon. And there are shitloads of knock-offs.

>>508730334
You poor bastard. If my mother did anything like that I'd fucking destroy the house.
Luckily I still have shit from when I was single digits of age, even school books.
She sure tried to tidy up and throw away my shit over the years, and I told her to piss off every time. She might be a worthless shitter with no hobbies, interests and passions, but I ain't, and I'll never ever be like her. I'd sooner die from a thousand cuts than ever be like her.
I must have been a baby mix-up at the hospital, iIswear to fuck. I am nothing like anyone in my family. All of them are thick as shit.

>>508730221
My uncle had a small one of these.
He sat it on top of a fireplace that was basically not really used at all.
One day it was, and nobody took the thing off the top of it.
It wasn't until 30 odd minutes later I noticed the thing looked like someone put it in MS Paint and used the skew tool on it, it collapsed like the goddamn Leaning Tower of
Pisa. Fucking Leaning Tower of Rapisa.
It was funny as fuck but I felt so bad for him, he loved that little thing.
We got him a new one.

>>508729772
globo homo everyone together under the rainbow shit

>>508728372 (OP)
>>508730615
who else tried to deflate one by sucking the air back in?
surprised I survived

>>508730210
Do kids still play with physical toys?

>>508728644
these things are fucking retarded finger smashers
>>508729079
to make kids realize things only go downhill from that point forward

>>508728372 (OP)
They didn't take any of this away from you, you can buy any of this garbage now on ebay. You were supposed to grow up and move on, this is the problem with faggot millennials.

>>508728372 (OP)
I forgot these existed.
>>508731141
No. They just endlessly scroll now.

>>508731272
you sound like youre a fucking faggot

>>508730607
Get outta here, you nosey little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
Ohhh, you’re COOKin’ Frankie!

>>508728372 (OP)
These smelled so nice

>>508728372 (OP)
The 90s were used to hide Jewish fraud by subsidizing temporary prosperity

>>508728372 (OP)
I remember putting this substance in my mouth as a kid, I'm surprised I don't have mega-cancer

>>508731141
yeah ofc, I have two kids and they have most of the toys posted itt and so do all their friends

>>508731661
Goddamn, anon. Deep cut.

>>508728476
Add a good rubber band to the mix and you'll feel like you got stung by a bee

>>508732025
Or if you were a girl:

>>508731561
Based home alone 2 enjoyer.

>>508729772
honestly probably mkultra brainwashing

>>508730334
poggers!

>>508728476
I taught my nephew how to make those a few weeks back.
He has in turn showed it to all his mates at school.

>>508731827
>I'm surprised I don't have mega-cancer
>::YET::

>>508728372 (OP)
B'Loonies

>>508730719
fuck you, Egyptian oldfag. Royal Game of Ur was better

>>508732082
>feel like you got stung by a bee
This will leave a small welt.

>>508729300
I actually had the one on the right

>>508729829
is that how pajeets are born?

The only one that truly matter

>>508730210
It's all chink made plastic infused with poison.

>>508731804
They still make that

>>508732543
the only one?

>>508732601
always was

>>508730607
Kek, what a invasive retard

>>508732425
Typical catamite cope.

>>508732601
back then it was all japanese crap

>>508728587
Marlin .22 rifle used to be marketed as a gift for kids

>>508730607
>>508731561
Credit Card? You got it!

>>508731456
My dad was worried we'd run ourselves over.
>Do not ever put your footdown it'll break you leg off.
That was his advice.

>>508728372 (OP)
>I miss this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>508732383
I had a yak backwards and drove my family crazy because I spent months talking backwards and playing it back normal

>>508732913
i had that plane. it's in pieces scattered in the boxes now. those engines were a key part of my childhood

>>508729829
WTF is that?

>>508733096
satan taking a shit

>>508733022
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

>>508733149
how much is one of these gonna cost me on ebay these days because I fucking want one

>>508733096
it's just a type of firework
https://youtu.be/B4hNlg_ZuJA

xennials in the workforce now:

>>508733096
A non-explody firework called a "snake." Light pellet on fire and it extrudes itself.

>>508733233
Last I checked they do fetch a price. Theres ton of the cheap tin ones you could get tho.

>>508733380
>Light pellet on fire and it extrudes itself.
and gives away your fort position!

>>508728372 (OP)
I remember these. Had some when I was a kid.

>>508733081
My cousins took it apart and stole the canopy, tail and engines while I was at a friends house and I was never able to rebuild it . It was a gift from my mom before she passed. That was the day I learned to hate...

>>508733149
https://www.ebay.com/itm/405985854605
>$299.00
ahaha nah what the fuck

well I knew it wasn't gonna be cheap but fuck that

>>508728696
I remember when these came out. We got one for Christmas and we’re all immediately annoyed as fuck when it would stfu

>>508729772
>what was the purpose of this ritual?
To sprint out of the gay circle you fat fuck.

>>508728372 (OP)
I STILL REMEMBER THE SMELL

>>508729686
I had this game on PlayStation. There was another one called portal runner with the girl from this game.

>>508733482
o7, anon

>>508728587
I bought these from a gas station as a kid and brought them home and my mom threw them away cause she thought they were real kek
good times
miss you ma

>>508728372 (OP)
Miss my hecking microplastics

>>508733695
limewire is the reason i have so many wrongly titled songs lingering in my itunes match sync thing

>>508733876
The OG. Got my biceps ripped from pumping that so much. Weak ass zoomers with their electronic pulsed laminar flow guns

Remember 12" generic soldier G.I. Joes? They were phased out in the late 2000s, probably because they had realistic looking weapons. Then around the same time children just playing CoD anyway. Now pretty much all toys are licensed garbage.

>>508731661
Niggers killed it. All educational toy stores are dead as are most book stores.

>>508728587
>>508733766
Never shake hands with someone with a D-Ring on their middle finger.

>>508729040
These were so much fun
I had a fake roll of quarters that you put a cap gun cap in and then set it up on the ground and when someone picked it up the cap would ignite and boom. So fucking funny to leave it on the sidewalk and watch for someone to pick it up

>>508733967
war... has changed

>>508728476
I wrapped those in electrical tape and shot a friend of mine in the back of his head in 8th grade. The principal led me to his office thereafter

>>508733739
Eternal flight, fren. o7

>>508732616
>post copper-nickel judaized trash
yes, yours is only a talmudic travestite mimicking the real deal