things you won't hear a black person say - /pol/ (#508730332) [Archived: 734 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: +AyGxBIZUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:06:31 AM No.508730332
chris farley
chris farley
md5: 9e3a3047d448b0c4f4cfd8ed3c04b92c๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous ID: O9GWvT8nUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:09:32 AM No.508730564
>>508730332 (OP)
My dick is small like Timmy's
Replies: >>508730658 >>508730763 >>508731472 >>508735011 >>508735506 >>508735785 >>508735982 >>508738354 >>508738465
Anonymous ID: zXjFNAKmUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:09:59 AM No.508730598
>>508730332 (OP)
>Hello, how are you today?
Anonymous ID: gh+c/K4cUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:10:49 AM No.508730658
>>508730564
Why are you kikes so obsessed with nigger dicks?
Anonymous ID: gh+c/K4cUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:11:22 AM No.508730695
My dad....
Anonymous ID: ywo6V0Wa
6/26/2025, 12:11:25 AM No.508730700
>>508730332 (OP)
What's the point of climbing mount everest.
Anonymous ID: fhVeFt3zUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:11:33 AM No.508730710
>>508730332 (OP)
>i know im 5 minutes early but...
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Anonymous ID: 2Byghrz3United States
6/26/2025, 12:12:01 AM No.508730742
My credit score is awesome
Replies: >>508735856 >>508739620
Anonymous ID: WMbdTgGTUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:12:10 AM No.508730758
>>508730332 (OP)
Bixnood
Anonymous ID: eVwUrJigRussian Federation
6/26/2025, 12:12:13 AM No.508730762
I should buy a bike
Replies: >>508735856 >>508739620
Anonymous ID: fQzZPGWpIreland
6/26/2025, 12:12:13 AM No.508730763
>>508730564
yeah your dick is small cos youโ€™re a sexless brown indian manler
Anonymous ID: hsWKbfnHUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:12:42 AM No.508730801
>>508730332 (OP)
BRB, I need to change my smoke detector battery
Anonymous ID: P4rCdsXEUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:13:48 AM No.508730873
I'd stay out longer but I have to get up early in the morning for work....
Anonymous ID: MeTd60bPUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:14:00 AM No.508730888
>>508730332 (OP)
I'm sorry
Replies: >>508735856 >>508739620
Anonymous ID: eR+/cPFaFinland
6/26/2025, 12:14:04 AM No.508730894
>>508730332 (OP)
To a police officer pointing a gun at him/her:
>I comply
Anonymous ID: flPIpbQvCanada
6/26/2025, 12:14:35 AM No.508730939
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>>508730332 (OP)
>I should change the battery
Anonymous ID: sb58Vsc1United States
6/26/2025, 12:15:00 AM No.508730970
>>508730332 (OP)
>this food doesn't need any more seasoning
Anonymous ID: ZKDF1DsjUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:15:07 AM No.508730975
>do you need help with that?
Anonymous ID: zFMcLEsGUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:15:19 AM No.508730993
>>508730332 (OP)
>Thanks, I've really learned something today.
or
>I sure do love my job!
Anonymous ID: gsgRbcw2United States
6/26/2025, 12:15:54 AM No.508731037
36735235
36735235
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>>508730332 (OP)
>I got the job!
Anonymous ID: eWUGws/FUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:16:36 AM No.508731092
"I want to make my neighborhood cleaner and safe. We should stop getting all kinds of free stuff and welfare because I find it insulting. I want to be a dad. Registered mail doesn't scare me."
Anonymous ID: /WQIGlsTUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:16:59 AM No.508731115
>>508730332 (OP)
Sorry, officer
Anonymous ID: WBrLKusBCanada
6/26/2025, 12:18:31 AM No.508731234
Maybe it's my fault.
Replies: >>508738046
Anonymous ID: MYBd9fF7
6/26/2025, 12:18:36 AM No.508731240
>>508730332 (OP).

Are you annoyed?
Anonymous ID: vbCqzUqlSweden
6/26/2025, 12:20:33 AM No.508731418
Let's go home son
Anonymous ID: C02gxy3NUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:20:44 AM No.508731439
>>508730332 (OP)
>Excuse me, do these work boots come in a size 9?
Anonymous ID: EDhgkEQRUnited Kingdom
6/26/2025, 12:21:12 AM No.508731472
You_Doodle_2024-09-27T18_25_01Z
You_Doodle_2024-09-27T18_25_01Z
md5: af177f3c1eeaee481386e0b99e015bb7๐Ÿ”
>>508730564
Makes no sense at all so possibly, yes. Do you seethe all day long about white people laughing at you? Maybe try not being a disgusting retard type and then everyone wouldnโ€™t be disgusted by you.
& why do you think anyone here is white?
These are people from all over the entire world all gathered together here to laugh about what a disgusting mutant assturd you are.
Makes you think.
Anonymous ID: O5y4WwdpSwitzerland
6/26/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.508732317
I got your back, bro.
Anonymous ID: Z7p6RLe3United States
6/26/2025, 12:33:09 AM No.508732388
>>508730332 (OP)
I CAN BREATHE!
Anonymous ID: qdFXfROxUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:52:34 AM No.508734029
i would have been hungry
Replies: >>508740031
Anonymous ID: 5+kck9tIUnited States
6/26/2025, 12:57:06 AM No.508734413
>>508730332 (OP)
Hey son, mind helping me change the smoke alarm battery?
Anonymous ID: 40tE8I44
6/26/2025, 1:02:17 AM No.508734875
SnoopDaWhoop
SnoopDaWhoop
md5: 4cf7e8d3790da9906bccc41bb7e2aa67๐Ÿ”
>>508730332 (OP)
I'd feel hungry if I didn't have breakfast this morning.
Anonymous ID: X9mA2+1HUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:03:55 AM No.508735011
>>508730564
why are they looking at timmy's dick?
why niggers so zesty?
Anonymous ID: /Z10YWjy
6/26/2025, 1:04:57 AM No.508735098
>>508730710
Kek
Anonymous ID: Dyv0uKbCUnited Kingdom
6/26/2025, 1:05:21 AM No.508735133
>>508730332 (OP)
>No, that was my fault. I wasn't looking where I was going. And a good day to you too :)
Anonymous ID: i+5Wb/u1United States
6/26/2025, 1:06:04 AM No.508735205
Happy Fathers Day!
Replies: >>508735856 >>508739620
Anonymous ID: uwhFk8l1United States
6/26/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.508735283
>>508730332 (OP)
>Hey mom dad's home!
Anonymous ID: CqafzcvAUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:07:39 AM No.508735358
are you sure we're allowed to park here?
Anonymous ID: Z1HBZqKhUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:08:56 AM No.508735472
1729122916653809
1729122916653809
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>>508730332 (OP)
>I won't be at school tomorrow my dad is going to take me to work tomorrow for "bring your child to work day"
Anonymous ID: F8k7FCr7United States
6/26/2025, 1:09:24 AM No.508735506
>>508730564
BBC is a Jewish psyop
Anonymous ID: Dyv0uKbCUnited Kingdom
6/26/2025, 1:11:04 AM No.508735627
>I and four of my good friends could confront Ray Ray now, from the safety of my vehicle, while he's at his child's mother's cousin's baby shower, but I don't want to cause a scene. I'll just phone him later
Anonymous ID: UWBTiZM5United States
6/26/2025, 1:12:17 AM No.508735720
>>508730332 (OP)
>Where'd the black women at?
Anonymous ID: uMGyTzt2Brazil
6/26/2025, 1:12:19 AM No.508735724
>>508730332 (OP)
the brown man did it.
Anonymous ID: j7HZa326Brazil
6/26/2025, 1:13:06 AM No.508735785
>>508730564
Peak mutt's law.
Anonymous ID: zXzXBxuSUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:14:05 AM No.508735856
>>508730762
I have said this
>>508730742
I have said this
>>508730888
I have said this
>>508735205
I have said this
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Anonymous ID: /xa9RPvQUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:14:32 AM No.508735887
young-cool-black-man-doubting-600nw-231064897[1]
young-cool-black-man-doubting-600nw-231064897[1]
md5: bee836fa9da612b7cac585bf7087ba22๐Ÿ”
"Where the heck are my work boots?"
Anonymous ID: OhCOaU48United States
6/26/2025, 1:14:51 AM No.508735909
>>508730332 (OP)
I forgot my books at my mom and dads house.
Anonymous ID: FP8CMcJPUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:15:21 AM No.508735952
>>508730332 (OP)
know what I am saying
Anonymous ID: VGmHIahvUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:15:52 AM No.508735982
>>508730564
racism's over after this post. OP just got #rekt
Anonymous ID: PojLUM3yUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:15:56 AM No.508735986
>>508730332 (OP)
I should turn my radio down, I wouldn't want the people in this community to think I'm obnoxious.

I want to cooperate in the investigation as much as possible.
Anonymous ID: 3OZ4GOXoUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:17:01 AM No.508736086
>>508730332 (OP)
>weโ€™ve got plenty of milk and cigarettes. Let me tuck baby Daquan in for the night
Anonymous ID: gh+c/K4cUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:17:42 AM No.508736139
>>508735856
Nigger.
Replies: >>508736803
Anonymous ID: ysGn1eiq
6/26/2025, 1:18:15 AM No.508736177
>>508730332 (OP)

"Ask", as opposed to axe.
Anonymous ID: Dz3Vz1EkUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:20:57 AM No.508736410
>>508730332 (OP)
I've got to get a job and take care of my family.
Anonymous ID: ysGn1eiq
6/26/2025, 1:23:14 AM No.508736599
>>508730332 (OP)
"Thank you"
"I would feel hungry"
"I can improve my station in life by hard work and smart decision making "
Anonymous ID: eIh26xBlSaudi Arabia
6/26/2025, 1:25:31 AM No.508736791
GuUMPpuXsAAZgXn
GuUMPpuXsAAZgXn
md5: 44fcfc44ab967141ea395487d970cede๐Ÿ”
>>508730332 (OP)
>I voted for Zohran
Anonymous ID: IkpimruVUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:25:41 AM No.508736803
>>508736139
I have said this.
Anonymous ID: NXMirzaBUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:27:38 AM No.508736966
IMG_1932
IMG_1932
md5: 08a8e412ac23dd02577bd5ec60315499๐Ÿ”
>>508730332 (OP)
>โ€Iโ€™d like a job application pleaseโ€
>โ€you know, I donโ€™t think I need benefits anymore.โ€
>โ€what a nice bike, I hope heโ€™s enjoying itโ€
Anonymous ID: BZkvorR0
6/26/2025, 1:28:27 AM No.508737040
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>>508730332 (OP)
Energy equals mass times the constant speed of light squared.
Anonymous ID: dXNif0f8United States
6/26/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.508737097
>Sorry, I can't play basketball today, I'm arguing my particle physics dissertation in an hour
Anonymous ID: 6IQYDOceUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:34:05 AM No.508737500
4726
4726
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>>508730332 (OP)
>Happy Fatherโ€™s Day.
>Where are my work boots?
>Yes officer, I will comply.
>I really need to change that smoke alarm battery.
>I understand per capita.
>The meal was wonderful. Here is your tip.
>Let me pay for this.
>Here is your bike sir/maโ€™am.
>Of course we werenโ€™t kings.
>I would have felt hungry.
>Thank you white people for freeing my ancestors, and allowing me to join your society.
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:37:05 AM No.508737747
1000010820
1000010820
md5: e7a6f49d4629343e77c4b9391f102d30๐Ÿ”
"You are correct, officer, I did steal that pack of Bixnoods, and I'd like to take full accountability for my actions."
Anonymous ID: Vb+9geIbUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:38:28 AM No.508737861
>>508730332 (OP)
>That White woman is too fat for me
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:39:22 AM No.508737943
1000010828
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md5: f0c9db0bfb78ac48fcdf67756fa941d9๐Ÿ”
"Here's my registration and insurance. No, I don't need to speak to a supervisor, nor do I need medical attention. That's silly. This is a simple traffic stop."
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.508738031
1000010578
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md5: f0174d81f093f5b8a809795a8e857817๐Ÿ”
> Hi dad, how was work today?
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Anonymous ID: y3VxC0xqUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:40:24 AM No.508738046
>>508731234
kek, this goes for women too
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:42:56 AM No.508738261
1000010508
1000010508
md5: 32e873454195d8f46de2364b5927fa1c๐Ÿ”
>You forgot my nigger sauce on my Spicy Chunks, but I understand, I know you are busy.

>Thank You
Anonymous ID: L7eKNQ6nUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:43:01 AM No.508738268
IMG_1940
IMG_1940
md5: 6ce4d01a0d0f75820a00914ad1fb505f๐Ÿ”
>>508738031
oof
Anonymous ID: c21LijrvUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:43:30 AM No.508738315
>>508730332 (OP)
I diddu summin
Anonymous ID: jWT5RZovCanada
6/26/2025, 1:43:59 AM No.508738354
>>508730564
Why does timmy's dick live in your head rent free?
Anonymous ID: PBfDK8qYEstonia
6/26/2025, 1:45:17 AM No.508738465
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>>508730564
>1pbti
Good bait, although getting stale
Anonymous ID: J9uTqgL5
6/26/2025, 1:45:46 AM No.508738510
>>508730332 (OP)
I impregnated a white girl and left her to raise it alone.
Anonymous ID: RGOQPFHYUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:46:51 AM No.508738604
>>508730332 (OP)
Hereโ€™s my job application. Sorry, I know Iโ€™m early. My dad dropped me off.
Anonymous ID: Ly4b6CaCUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:49:38 AM No.508738825
>>508730332 (OP)
dont worry, Ill handle the tip
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:50:38 AM No.508738914
1000010647
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md5: db036578af94c1f651b4fbf663d2f5c8๐Ÿ”
>This lawsuit seems frivolous
>It feels good to pay off a debt
>Please lower your voice, honey, we are in public
>Just got new tires for my Altima
>After you, ma'am.
>Good morning
Anonymous ID: dBOFsCOgUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:52:40 AM No.508739091
>I'm going to have to wait to take this call in private, and not on speakerphone, that would be rude.
Anonymous ID: 8qy2zWARUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.508739293
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md5: 26a9c90bb8c78fe0b983ebe10a61346d๐Ÿ”
>That's my fault.
>That's my responsibility.
>I feel like I'm being pandered to.
>The looters are over there, officer. Be careful.
Anonymous ID: f5WYMQHNUnited States
6/26/2025, 1:58:56 AM No.508739620
>>508735856
>>>508730762
>I have said this
>>>508730742
>I have said this
>>>508730888
>I have said this
>>>508735205
>I have said this
you must be white
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Anonymous ID: qdFXfROxUnited States
6/26/2025, 2:03:52 AM No.508740031
>>508739620
>>508735856

>didn't say this >>508734029
confirmed for nigger