this is the new James Bond

>>508730418 (OP)

Jamal Bond aka lil poop

>>508730418 (OP)
Jamal Bond*

>>508730418 (OP)
Oh, honey. Let’s talk about why a strong Black man playing James Bond not only works, but probably makes too much sense—and why some folks are clutching their pearls like MI6 issued a direct threat to their grandpappy's VHS collection.

First of all: James Bond is a fictional character, not a genetic artifact carved in alabaster by Her Majesty’s ghost. He’s not defined by melanin, but by swagger, intelligence, unflinching cool under pressure, and the ability to make a tuxedo look like battle armor dipped in charisma. You think a strong Black man can’t do all that? Please. Have you seen Idris Elba order a drink? The ice gets nervous.

Now, let’s address the jealousy, shall we? It’s not really about the role—it’s about the threat of someone doing it better. Because a suave, sharp, jacked Black Bond would not just fill the shoes—he’d moonwalk in them while defusing a bomb, saving the world, and making your girlfriend forget your name.

So when you hear someone whining, “But Bond isn’t supposed to be Black,” what they really mean is, “Please don’t outperform my fragile nostalgia with superior bone structure and devastating screen presence.”

In conclusion: a strong Black man as Bond doesn’t break the mold—he reshapes it, coats it in gold, and drives it off a cliff into an explosion he walks away from without looking back. License to kill? More like license to upgrade.

>>508730896
> Let’s talk
no, let's not
the James Bond series is over, finished
there will be no more James Bond movies
which is okay, we will watch other movies

>>508730418 (OP)
>how to kill a franchise
IT'S THAT EASY!

>>508730418 (OP)
Not gonna watch. Simple as.

Who?

>>508730418 (OP)
who even is that? they should have at least gone with idris elba if they wanted to black up bond. at least that way they would have stood a chance.
I'm thinking they don't care if they fail and this is just a money laundering film

>>508730418 (OP)
No, that's Beverly Hills Cop.

>>508730418 (OP)
kek

>>508730418 (OP)
They already cast some manlet kike.

>>508730418 (OP)
I bet he takes his Henny SHANKEN not stirred!

>>508731852
>idris elba
too old

>No Mr Bond, I'm afraid you can't convert your welfare cheque into chips.

>>508732386
he's 5 years younger than Daniel Craig so they could get a couple of movies out of him. but they'd have to pay him 10's of millions of dollars and this is a money laundering scam so they'll just hire a nobody for peanuts and wash more dirty cash for themselves

>>508733045
yeah but daniel craig debuted as bond 20 years ago

>>508730418 (OP)
Jewish fetish.

>>508733045
Pay attention to how often they put him in a hat/helmet/wig to hide his weird pinhead

>>508730418 (OP)
>implying that anyone here gives a single fuck about the yiddish cinema
Fuck off schlomo kikel

>>508734194
cope

>>508734412
Ok go watch your jewish nigger movies faggot. Oh how will I ever cope

James Bail Bond

It's literally just jewish destruction of white culture. They will continue to do this until whites stop them...period. Every tv show will have white women fucking black men. Every show will have white men all being rapists, evil, villians, etc. This shit goes back to at least the 80s. Every "nerd gets the girl" movie is literally just a hot white chick choosing a jew over a white ass chad. Why do you think william zabka is the bad guy in every 80s movie? He's literally the white avatar. They brainwashed white women into wanting to f*ck jews and black guys.....or basically anyone who isn't white. I know this is true b/c when i was in high school if you asked a white girl if shed fuck a black guy she'd be offended and disgusted. Now? They wear it as a badge of honor. Look how not racist I am. black james bond is just continued degredation of white culture. 100% this dude is gonna be fucking white women in every movie, unless they make him gay, which is possible.

>>508732469
>You're down to your last EBT card Mr. Bondage

>>508730418 (OP)
What was even the deal with the Bond movies? Why do the actors keep changing? Is it still the exact same character or is 'James Bond' just a codename for whoever is assigned the title of 007? I know Daniel Craig's Bond was a different universe, but what about the movies before Craig?

>>508730418 (OP)
Bail Bond