← Home ← Back to /pol/

Thread 508735149

7 posts 8 images 7 unique posters /pol/
Anonymous (ID: mk3hTvxH) Canada No.508735149 >>508735315 >>508735380 >>508735414 >>508735591 >>508735607 >>508736544
If you tied 6000 party balloons together and held onto them, they would lift you up into the stratosphere.
Anonymous (ID: 91QvSlar) United States No.508735315
>>508735149 (OP)
Anon, you know what you must do. Live stream it too.
Anonymous (ID: 86y7Gknp) United States No.508735380
>>508735149 (OP)
It's a bird... it's a plane.....n-no... it's a shitjeet holding 6,000 balloons....
Anonymous (ID: 19UtXikU) United States No.508735414
>>508735149 (OP)
You would pass out from hypoxia before you ever reached the stratosphere, and would die of asphyxiation.
Anonymous (ID: CwDHkbgp) Slovenia No.508735591
>>508735149 (OP)
I only need 2 balloons
Anonymous (ID: Uydh34x8) United States No.508735607
>>508735149 (OP)
>a mere 6000 balloons
anon, I fear we may need more
Anonymous (ID: LRPH0sYP) United Kingdom No.508736544
>>508735149 (OP)
mythbusters have tested a couple of notable balloon myths
they tried tying balloons to a child to see if they could attain lift and it took a massively unfeasible amount of balloons to do that
they also did lawnchair larry, god bless, he used weather balloons, and a lawn chair

you have options, is what I'm saying here