Thread 508758643

The bill has arrived.

How will you be paying?

>>508758643 (OP)
Run out and leave it for my date

>>508758643 (OP)
that definitely looks like a niggerball player tab.

>>508758643 (OP)
nobody goes to restaurants

>>508758643 (OP)
With mutt walshs poop colored skin

>>508758643 (OP)
>an obligatory 18% fee has been added for YOUR convenience
>$889

>>508758643 (OP)
Money laundering garbage

>>508758740
Its lost all appeal

>$120 for Salt Bae passion

What a waste

>>508758740
Only a poor faggot Kike would say that

lmao 6 johnny walker blue label. tell me you don’t know anything about whiskey without telling me you don’t known anything about whiskey

>>508758643 (OP)
This is a tiktok meme restaurant so why would anyone go there?

>>508758643 (OP)
I'm not paying $160 for "Spaghetti"

I would never take a bitch to eat in Brickell

>>508758643 (OP)
>1 “spaghetti”
So what was it really?

SCREW YOU PAULIE!!!!!

>>508758761
Nobody cares what women think as they are all the worst kind of retarded

>>508758643 (OP)
>$725 to apply $20 worth of gold foil to a tomahawk
Lol lmao what an embarrassment going to and paying stupid markups like that
I hope at least the wagies did a demeaning dance

>>508758643 (OP)
>Oct 16 2019
Fuck off

>>508758643 (OP)
>Pay
Nigga the table is empty I already dashed and am gone

>>508758643 (OP)
Why is it "spaghetti" is it jewish or something?

>>508758804
Wtf does that means? $120 for him to drop salt on his arm hair and skin before it goes on the plate

>>508758811
Memeflags deserve the gas

>>508758643 (OP)
My wallet's in my car I'll be right back

>>508758968
He does it 4 times!

>>508758643 (OP)
These are definitely niggers buying such absurd shit for dinner
Fucking gold in food is peak nigger, egotistical retards

>>508758917
Even worse this faggot charging that much in 2019 same bill today probably 15k

>>508758643 (OP)
That's for 6 people, that's only a little over $1000 each. That's chump change

>>508758643 (OP)
>Saltbae
lol, never in a million years will you catch me in one of this retards restaurants paying 300$ for 20$ of gold speckled steak

>>508758811
A fuckin big Mac is 10 bucks now, fuck those jews

>>508758643 (OP)
>Florida
Let me tell you about Florida
Worst fucking state in the south, just as bad as Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama and Tennessee. I would never recommend anyone to visit or go to any of those backward ass, jew-loving, Jew-priced places ever.

>>508758758
service is not gratitude and gratitude is not a tip.. please pay accordingly we prefer 20 percent tips in such a high end establishment. She charge for the fuckin napkins too

>>508759148
I wonder how often niggers dine and dash at that place. They probably don't even prosecute because of how much cash they rake in from the retards that actually pay their bill

>>508759148
What about a gold foiled Vienetta on your birthday?

>>508758643 (OP)
I think I'll "go to the bathroom" real quick.

>>508758643 (OP)
put it on my tab

>>508759346
>eyyy tone.......ya tab is a fuckin 100 grand!

>Paying that much for food that is just going to turn into piss and shit

Absolutely retarded

>>508758643 (OP)
Didn't the salt nigger lose all his aura when he insisted on touching the footy trophy? He has completely fallen into obscurity.

>>508758643 (OP)
Take the secret plastic bag with a fly and put it over the plate.

>>508759272
I think he was forced to closed down most if not all of his restaurants

>>508758761
Barron is following his steps

>>508759395
i wont be coming back to the restaurant, so its ok

>>508758957
It's thinly cut strips of beef striploin.

>>508759535
I’ll have mashed potatoes and a glass of tap water, please.

>>508758643 (OP)
>I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay
>Ain't it sad?

>>508758643 (OP)
Thank you for the meal, garcon

>>508759535
actually seems like a pretty standard steakhouse menu. normal prices, really. would probably get the wagyu filets and some mashed potatoes. would come out to less than $100 after tax. if i was feeling more adventurous, i would get the butter filet. but, i could make a meal like that at home for about $40, so it is pointless

depends

is it past due?

>>508758643 (OP)
>How will you be paying?

>>508759276
wait, people eat tin foil with frosting on it?

>>508759998
$17.64 please.

>>508758643 (OP)
The servers there must be getting some fat fucking tips. Holy moly

>>508758643 (OP)
This tier dining is reserved for Arabs, Nigger drug dealers and YouTube stars. No legit white wealthy person would waste money on this shit. Have it all! LOL!!

>>508760101
$77 + 26% for a 14oz New York Strip, without any sides is normal?

Even in Canada with 50% purchasing power that's expensive.

>>508759535
pricy but reasonable for a very, very special occasion. these are the prices for like, your 10 year anniversary or your brothers cancer is in remission and shit, not every sunday like texas roadhouse.
Ops biggest issue is that its like a 40 person table and ordering like niggers.

Is everyone ITT broke or something?

>>508760399
yeah, can't even afford groceries lol

>>508758833
$30 french fries....

A $1000 "golden" tomahawk steak. I could be disgusted with the restaurant's prices, but whoever ordered all that shit deserves to be robbed.

>>508758643 (OP)
>Ten dollars for a fucking Sprite
smfh

>>508760354
It was 6 people.
I think I'd rather spend $200 on better quality food at home or like 9 pickup pizzas than 1 overpriced steak.

>>508760354
must be nice to afford texas roadhouse every Sunday after Church.

>>508759148
Cause you'll die a poorfag.

>>508760578
6 people, eating 14 fucking appetizers? Then all that food, including orders of 2lb ribeyes? Really?

>>508759276
If it's anything like accidentally chewing tin foil, my good 'ol mercury fillings are hurting just looking at this.

>>508760609
to be fair, Texas Roadhouse is based beyond redemption and priced very reasonably. But I remember making 8 bucks an hour and eating ramen out of margarine bowls. I hope your struggle gets better someday.

>>508758643 (OP)
A hamburger from Freddy's is better than anything on the shit menu

>>508758643 (OP)
>1 """"""""""""Spaghetti"""""""""""""""

>>508760352
26%? where are you getting that from? $80 for a filet mignon at a restaurant is pretty typical, but you can easily get a bigger filet of higher quality for around $30 at a butcher shop

>>508760399
Not even the filthy rich would like those prices, people know what things cost theses days and blue label is about $100 a bottle US.

Make turds for almost a grand.

>>508760706
The receipt says 6.
I'd expect the serving size of the $560 of apps (+ 26%) would be small.

>>508760399
If you're rich, why are you on /pol/?

>>508758643 (OP)
Cash, like I always do when I partake at Nusr-Et.

>>508758643 (OP)
>PAYIN'? SHEEEEEEEEIT PAYIN IZ 4 CRACKER AZZ SUCKA'Z
runs out of the restaurant

Menu
Twenty ten dollar bills: price $9800
Five one dollar bills: only $30
One hundred bill: $500
Sixty Pennies: price $60

>>508758643 (OP)
>Oct 16th '19
i won't be paying at all because it's 2025.

>one (1) sprite
>$10
>one (1) coffee
>$6
>tip (18%) already added to the bill for YOUR convenience.
gas

Imagine paying $10 for sprite. Would've thought the espresso would've been more

>>508759535
buying wagyu outside japan is for cucks

>>508760908
>Thinks not being broke automatically means rich

Why do poor people think in such basic terms?

>>508761297
You forgot the 8% sales tax.

>>508761447
>buying wagyu outside japan is for cucks
Wagyu is Japanese for cow.

>>508758643 (OP)
That's 6 years old kill yourself nigkike.

>>508758643 (OP)
>>508758833
>"Spaghetti"
>in quotes
this is like one o' them Qanon "pizza" parties, ain't it?

>>508760101
maybe in whatever jewtopia you call home but to have the stones to charge tip on top of those prices is fucking insane

>>508760499
plus tip....

>>508759276
As a Dutch person vienetta triggers me, its the ultimate shitty Christmas dessert

>>508758643 (OP)
Hey reddit! I eat 45 dollars worth of taco bell at a time, AMA

>>508758643 (OP)
scribble "iou" on a napkin

>>508760101
That place is notorious for using sub-standard meat and up-charging customers thousands of dollars. The gold leaf adds like $1000 to the price of the steak and they will often add it without you asking, then you get a giant bill. They did it to some guy a few years ago and he flipped out and tried to fight the restaurant staff

https://www.esquireme.com/news/42597-someone-called-the-cops-on-salt-baes-gold-steak

>>508760352
Just the meat is $25-$35, 4x upcharge on ingredients is pretty typical for a restaurant

>>508758643 (OP)
Split the bill so everyone pays for everything and only those things they ate. I'll pay for my tomahawk, fries, and sprite, and leave everyone to figure out their share.

>>508760399
That place is for nigger-rich cubans driving leased base-model BMWs and their mulatto girlfriends

>>508762031
Yeah it is/was a bogan “fancy” dessert here.

>>508758643 (OP)
>go to toilet
>knock some guy out
>change into his cloth
>pull fire alarm
>walk out

>>508758643 (OP)
Card. But I don't go to places like that for the most part.

>>508758643 (OP)
>we eatin good t'night child
the prices are fairly inline with the quality you're getting
>jw blue $92 assuming 2oz/60ml pour.
>it's a $200-300 750ml bottle.
>standard restaurant margin is to pay for the bottle in 2-3 standard pours
the rest of the nigger rich shit is just a dummy tax.
t. most bars will overprice nigger tier booze like henny and ciroc bc they won't tip

>>508764198
Nigger item pricing becouse they don't tip.
That sounds like bullshit but I'd belive it.

>>508758643 (OP)
Discover Card

>>508759226
Please tell me more

>>508758643 (OP)
>$160 for 1 spaghetti noodle

>>508758643 (OP)
Speaking of reasonable

>>508758643 (OP)
that bill would send my bank account in red territory, big time.
we europoors are so pathetic

>>508758643 (OP)
Dine dash. Kek.

>>508760336
>336
Where would you go white breathern? ?

>>508758694
If there's just you and your date eating that much food then I don't think you're going to be running anywhere.

>>508758643 (OP)

>salt bae
that's the joke

This is how the demoncrat politicians will eat after they flood USA with infinite illegals and eliminate the middle class.

>>508760578
It's about seeing seen.

>>508764949
kel

>>508758643 (OP)
> 18% service charge.
> $889.72
BAHAHAHAHA!! Wtf?!?!

I'm confused, I thought the service charge was seen in the price of the fully prepared and 20-30x price hike for each individual tray/dish of food.

>>508758643 (OP)
6 people will be paying 1k a pop for food?
Is there really any difference in taste from a 100 dollar steak to a 500 to 1k dollar steak? Does it justify its price?

>>508758643 (OP)
Looks like I have to go to the bathroom.

>>508758643 (OP)
ah yes i love paying well over 100 for mashed potatos spinach and sweet corn, gotta have that 10 dollar sprite to

>>508765380
It's that Turkish influencer's restaurant. The faggot who pours salt over his greasy elbow.
It's gaudy, overpriced shit for people with as little good taste as they have shame.

>>508758643 (OP)
Cost for all of that prepped and served was about the same as the service charge kek

>>508765108
this is like a renaissance painting

>>508764300
>long island iced tea
>niggers love sweet and strong
>2oz booze for rack is $9, liit is 4oz but
>that'll be $20 please
>*uses counterfiet checking marker
you could charge $18 tbf but you won't see the $2 even.
scan the backbar of any establishment and you can tell the clientele.
>shit cognac, alize, hynotic is black
>mucho tequila is spics
>jeets & goooks don't really drink
a healthy whiskey selection is typically white but potentially hipster faggots. amaro is like kryptonite to niggers to that's safe too

>>508765581
Now it makes sense. It is salt bae's restaurant. Yeah, the kind of place for cyrpto bros and influencers. I mean, shit, is the steak any juicier at 1k than it is at 200 bucks? Or is it the golden flakes that give the appeal of it being good? Either way, 6 thousand dollars?

>>508758761
kike

>>508758643 (OP)
>2 1 "Spaghetti" $160.00
is what got me

>>508758643 (OP)
>How will you be paying?
with your platinum card you excessive nigger.

>>508761558
Yeah thats strange
>>508758643 (OP)
Just cook 'Izzas for everyone next time

>>508758761
Mumberg btfo

>>508758643 (OP)
>Meat sushi

>>508758758
Due to >>>>508758731

>>508758643 (OP)
Cleaves waiter's head with the Golden Tomahawk.

>>508758899
It's slices of meat.

>>508758643 (OP)
Lawsuit. Blatant exploitation. Make them prove their oysters are worth 600% market value.

>>508758643 (OP)
Excuse me, I have to return some video tapes.

>>508767576
It's not like you order a $20 dish and they charge you $200, you know you're paying a stupid amount from the start.

>>508758643 (OP)
that was 2019 imagine the bill in 2025 shex

>>508767756
This is America, the most litigious society in the world. There's got to be some angle.

>>508760336
she looks good with the swazztikkazz

>Spaghetti in quotes
Uhh

>hey no tip
>800$ service charge

>>508758804
>>508758833
>>508758916
>>508758968
>>508759148
these restaurants purpose is to drain the wallets of clout chasing niggers. Look at the location
>Miami
the entire purpose of a niggers life is to gather garbage and as much of it as possible, as long as its got a high pricetag and a label on it.
their entire world view is:
>most expensive = best
>I must show it off to other niggers
The restaurants know that their shit is overpriced, however in the area of severe nigger infection, if you lower the prices, the nigger no longer thinks the place is worth eating at because they cant brag about it

>>508758643 (OP)
>1pbtid
>not political
sage

>>508767819
The angle is you being sued for refusing to pay for a meal you bought and ate.

>>508767946
Because it isn't spaghetti it's thin cut meat.

>>508758643 (OP)
>1 tomahawk steak
>275 coins
damn thats a fucking scamm its probably just 25 bucks in the grocery store. stupid retards going to restaurants
>UHhh 6000 gorillion wow im so rich
lol

where have all the rich men gone?

>>508758643 (OP)
the service monkey wants 889 bucks for bringing people some plates, thats fucking hilarious.

>>508758643 (OP)
didn't even get red wine

>>508758643 (OP)
What is it about the sprite that makes it 10x more expensive than it should be? Or the potato that they fried that costs as much as 60 bags of potatoes?
People who go to these places are idiots. Yes, it doesn't matter how rich you are. On principle, you're an idiot.

>>508768784
they cant make their own food, big problem.
>oh wow this tastes so good

i'd tell him to call it

>>508758917
this

>>508768155
The angle is I didn't enjoy my experience. I could just as easily buy fries at mcdonalds for a fraction of the price, but when I come to this establishment I know I'm paying more because I'm expecting a certain level of service and experience that is commensurate with that price. I did not feel like my experience was 10x better than my experience at mcdonalds. I was scammed.

>>508758917
today it would be 60.000 and not just 6.000 buckeroos.
>damn im so rich