I'm an underpaid wagie at the cyber division the government agency monitoring and influencing this shit site. It's hilarious what we actually do compared to what you guys think we do. I'm not doing an AMA I'll just type out some FAQs and answers.

One big thing to keep in mind, we're all fucking retards here. I don't know and don't ask about big operations directions, but the top level decision is to not send the best and brightest to do our work. My coworkers are fucking idiots and a lot of shit is heavily automated in the stupidest most simple way. Your site is far from the most important on the internet not that internet monitoring and influencing is even the most vital operation going on these days. You guys got this much right, the "glowies" are retards yeah.

>do you post slide threads?
No. What you call "slide" threads are very simple data gathering points. It'll be a simple and over-stated opinion: "[country / concept] is [bad / good]" very low effort and done by a bot, your replies are then logged and used to contribute to a simple spectrum data point on this issue. btw we log your IPs and know each of you as individuals, even phonefags and proxy-fags we have the basics to de-duplicate you back to your true personal profile self

>are you doxxing yourself?
Nope lol, the only thing stopping us from just telling you guys everything is a keyword search. I can type EGLIN EGLIN EGLIN AIRBASE all day long since it's already out there and popular. The actual keywords it catches are like the specific acronyms of ongoing operations or tools that only an insider would ever know as well as the full names of some higher level managers.

>do you guys shill 4chan?
Somewhat yeah. Most of the threads you see shilling something isn't from us tho, we don't manually make threads. The general sentiment of this site doesn't matter at all. 95% of the posters here can be united and focused on one ideology and it won't change a thing in the real world.
tbc

>>508774977 (OP)
I didn't know Israel was in nato

Fake and gay
Tldr

>>508774977 (OP)
Kek
You're a retarded jeetflag and your post is a whole lot of words to say nothing at all

>>508774977 (OP)
>works for the government
>is retarded
No way?!?

>right wing extremist
>offered internship at anti extremist NSA
>declined, obviously a trap
>mfw know the other people they hired
So turns out it's like a focus group, like a white monkey job, they just want to observe a few of us up close.
They will probably arrest all those people at the end, it probably is still a ruse. also fuck them for becoming would-be-glowniggers

>>508774977 (OP)
>im an underpaid wagie
>im a slave

I know.

>>508774977 (OP)
OP actually might be telling the truth. I have a buddy who is in cyber and has been working for multiple letter agencies and trying to find one that actually knows what their doing. None of them know what their doing, is what he tells me.

>>508774977 (OP)
>we know exactly who you all are
>but my bosses won't find out this post is from me, though
You'd be court martialed for saying this shit if you were a glowie. Whether any of it were true or not. Ask me how I know.

>>508774977 (OP)
>do you guys shill 4chan?
Yes but only for the less than 2% of posters who generate content that propagates outside of the site. Stuff like memes, greentext screenshots, hot slogans and the such. These persons of interest are literally cyber-gangstalked, we have them flagged and shadowed by real people almost constantly. We have a bunch of people just constantly posting and reply around them to push them towards certain big goal sentiments. The very obvious failed memes like "enlist now, bomb Iran good" are not done by us. Current big idea is: "there is no war with Iran" and "distancing Iran conflict from Ukraine conflict from the American perspective"

>Where are you glowing from glowie?
It's fucking hilarious, I'm not even in the US, hence the memeflag. Our office is in a very obvious shithole. I will say that we're not in India and we're very close to the US tho. I guess the IT crowd that can pass the security clearance is just cheaper here. Gets me paid, idgaf.

>Are you jewish
No, but I think one of my coworkers is. I never asked him but his lastname sounds kinda jewish.

>what do you do all day?
I'm not one of the shills or bots actually posting on this site, I'm posting this just off of free wifi from where I eat lunch. I just do internal tools, which is the extension / browser that we use to browse 4chan which is integrated with our own database system. We keep our own IP database which flags up posts to allow us to track posters without anonymity and some more details annotated onto each post. The internal 4chan data we get, like the IPs and such, all comes from one mod account. I don't know if we have more mod accounts, probably one or two more as backups nor do I know how we got those mod accounts. Hiroshimoot sold out but can't be for much, our budget is shit so I doubt this mod account costs much.

>>508775137
/thread
is call being a useful idiots, for puppets.
Never mind the globohomo shitting on this planet every nano-second of their lives.

>>508774977 (OP)
It's hilarious how you think you guys aren't just a screen for other organizations.
m00t the founder of the site literally went to Jewgle to work with them on understanding and manipulating anonymous online communities.

>>508774977 (OP)
Don't care, didn't read.

>>508775486

>I'm not even in the US, hence the memeflag. Our office is in a very obvious shithole.

Hi Tel Aviv, how's the weather?

>These persons of interest are literally cyber-gangstalked, we have them flagged and shadowed by real people almost constantly.

Cool. Can I have my personal glowie wasting time on me, also? I have created some sign tapping OC still circulating there, as you know. Please?

>Your site is far from the most important on the internet
And yet you are always deleting some threads and basically scrubbed everything from the citizen research back in 2013-2016

>>508774977 (OP)
Whats my name?

>>508775486
Are you saying there's a chance a cute redhead girl is stalking me? :D

>>508775011
I'm not in Israel. The situation is much less cool than some JIDF teams hacking and psy-oping 4chan. I'm just an office worker, I don't wear camo and there's no big monitor with the world map at my office.

>>508775087
There are actually almost 0 pajeet on my team or even whole department. I think it's the security clearance that filters them out.

>>508775144
We never arrest anyone. Even if we detect some real extremist sentiment or like Chitwood type stuff we don't ever report or deal with it. Other teams probably use the data we gather to make physical arrest or such but I don't ask and don't care. They sure as hell don't pay me enough to pick out terrorists from amongst all you guys.

>>508775344
yup that's pretty much the situation. My team is small and compartmentalized which is the common situation. We just gather data and since we're already here and the data gathering's fucking automated they have us shill and influence certain posters as our time consuming human-dependent task. I'm more of an internal tools developer and maintainer but even I get these "shilling" tasks all the time. They come in like tickets and I just make the posts that fulfils them. They never stop either fucking annoying.

>>508775434
lmao I'm not in the military bro. You think a bunch of soldiers are working on 4chan? I'm also on the team that does the monitoring. We do have a "leak check" system but it's only for actually important info. Me telling you guys my job's retarded is nothing, it's almost a given. If I start posting the names and addresses of my managers or the higher-ups I'll probably be caught and thrown in jail for breaching my contract and security agreements tho.

>>508775486
what if my profile is so based that if one of you glowies look up all my posts you get mindbroken by it and end up one of us?

the gist of all my posts is jews are trying to mix everyone into a dumbed down slave race for them to rule over and also ritually rape and murder their kids and any remaining white genetics especially. all the evidence as far as i can see points to that, epstein weinstein etc., like where do u stand on that, seeing as you are actively working towards it by being a glowie? also their prophecies tell them to start ww3?

>>508775960
yes, and she wants you to remember to buy fertilizer

>>508776127
the gist? that's part of the kalergi plan

>>508775991
Nobody is falling for it Shlomo. We have receipts from the leaks. We also know from a now memoryholed article that the U.S Government had to re-train agents that monitor this board as they had become extremists.
No matter what you say. No matter what you post. You fucking faggot shills, are already known.
There is no going back. Once you guys fucked up enough, and it became evident you are here.
That got sealed into the board culture. You can't backtrack.

>>508776131
What would I need fertilizer for if I live in an appartment? I mean I would like to garden but I don't exactly have many places to put it.

I'm OP's twink AMA

>>508774977 (OP)
That may be true but your mom was still some hipster skank that used to get a train ran on her by ska band trumpeters after a couple of craft IPAs

>>508776163
yeah but then hes a traitor for supporting it and leaving that moral judgment aside it wont be a functioning society when everyone is average iq 80

>>508774977 (OP)
we know, go die in the nuclear war you started, no one cares.
i'm just waiting to die so I can live on any other planet. I don't give a fuck anymore, you're responsible for that.

Send me an email saying hello, then. faggotnigger.

>>508775575
yeah this is why we're only on the English speaking politics heavy boards. We just don't have the budget for a slang-equipped multi-lingual translator or to hire native speakers, you Brazilians are not our problem

>>508775652
I wish I was working at google, my only positive points on my resume is my security clearance, white name, and basic programming IT skills. The higher-level agency that actually write my piss-poor pay checks is just "department of defense" aka every fucking military related thing under the sun

>>508775795
I'm not in Tel Aviv thankfully, we're very close to the US but they out-sourced the work to us.
I keep trying to tell you guys, that your image of a bunch of marines in camo sitting in Eglin airforce base with a giant monitor in the room scrolling recent posts with a world map on it is pure fantasy. Of course, so is the bunch of hand-rubbing jews in some basement in Israel constantly shilling and posting BBC porn. That BBC porn spamming jews thing might actually be real just not what our team does. Much more of the shilling you see here is organic than you think. People are just "shilling" their own causes or most often trolling.

>>508775880
we're not jannies, we can only make replies to threads, we barely have the ability to make our own threads or start our own discussions and topics
I also actually get paid, but not that much

>>508775486
>current big idea is separating iran from the ukraine conflict
americans can barely connect these dots as is, you're fucking up by pointing out russia in the middle east lol they wouldn't have seen it anyway

>>508775921
you show up as a persistent ID number for us. It's not your IP, the system aliases one or more IP addresses to the same ID number, you do get a couple more data points that shows up on the interface, of course you can expand the details section and it just dumps a small spreadsheet of bullshit about you but we only ever work off like 3 metrics

>>508775960
there are 2 woman on my team, one's a brunette and the other has black hair

>>508776831
I like brunette! *Swishes tail*
That's so hot.

>>508776831
answer me here faggot >>508776127
>>508776425

This is a thread made by an LLM. Not worth it. Bye.

>>508776127
we do have something close to a "schizo meter" metric. we don't determine the topics we shill or monitor, those come from way up (maybe actually Israel)

>>508775960
There are 2 women on my team. One's a brunette and one has black hair. I too wish there was a redhead girl at my office bro

>>508776192
US-Goverment trained agents lol, I just had to pass a security clearance, watch some narrated powerpoint videos and sign some shit to work this job. I do post here normally too, it honestly doesn't affect my job. I'm mostly on the hobby boards but I look at shit posted on /pol/ often outside of work as well

>>508776759
we don't have your email addresses or track you to other social medias bro what do you think we do? Why would we and how could we follow you across the whole web? I rent an apartment my friend, they're not spending moon-landing kinda budget with AI models revved up just for 4chan. Our internal database model is simple as shit, lightyears away from any "AI", it practically just an excel spreadsheet with some formulas

>>508777199
except im not schizo as i keep getting proven right about everything just like all the banned zog/jew naming podcasters, like most recently with trumps base splitting = your recruiting pool

>>508776831
>but we only ever work off like 3 metrics
Which ones other than IP?

>>508776808
that's us hard at work, we're actively preventing memes and content from being generated in undesired topic directions. These kinda tickets are easy to fill, we just have to post replies to the content-generating anons with the desired topic of "anything other than [topic to avoid]".

>>508776992
I asked my manager if they ever tried to use an LLM to do the shilling, reply is that it's just cheaper for us wagies to shill. LLMs can fuck up in unseen ways. My manager said that there are good enough LLMs that pass the security and safety checks but they cost way to much so my wagie ass gets to do the robot work

>>508776934
ausbro please I'm posting this off of a burger place's free wifi not from my work computer, I just see you as any anon does, I don't have access to my work monitoring interface right now
I do find myself agreeing with some of you guys, alright? you happy my based aussie?

>>508777437
there's a thing about "activeness" like how often you post, post with image, start threads, or lurk, this one is like a neet-meter to see how much you're on 4chan
we also have a metric but it's more like a manual flag about how much concern we put on a poster, like if he needs more attention or more shilling, this gets raised by the system as well as by us manually when we see the replies to our shill posts
last one is like an age counter of how long we've been monitoring a poster, it shows how rich is the data we have on them so we can act accordingly, like a very high value would mean we've been following this guy for a while, he's an oldfag and we're pretty sure of the other metrics generated off of the gathered data, a low value could mean a newfag or a smurf so we don't trust the other metrics as much as the data's poor

>>508777199
kek faggotnigger poor mans datamining. I for a fact know of a company linkining emails & workplaces plus whatever the fuck you can imagine, it aint even that expensive. You faggot even talked about phone tracking on your posts and you cannot send an email? Now get the fuck off the bread, OP.

one last thing before /thread
reply more to the obvious bait threads, even if your reply is just calling the thread out as bait / slide, we're actually pretty low on data points for a lot of posters, too many newfags after 2016 but I wasn't working this job since that early anyways so I have no comparison
post less images with a shit ton of small text, like the fucking infographics, those take a long ass time for us to summarize or sometimes even MANUALLY TRANSCRIBE FFS, just post more ms-paint memes, they get more engagements anyways
no one, not even use that gets paid to do it, wants to read your wall of text infographics dumps
see you anons around

>>508777723
Do you have access to the tool right now to read me mine and if so where do I rank on the shizo scale?

>>508777778
you really are not that important
I don't know who else uses the data we gather, but we sure as hell don't track you outside of 4chan, some other glowies that get paid more than me might be doing it

>>508777941
also same for that attention seeking self aggrandizing Greek anon, I'm just posting on my own laptop rn I don't have access to any of the tools
why tf would I post this kind of stuff off of my work computer?

I gotta get back to work, I'll see you guys around

>>508775921

>>508778091
>I gotta get back to work, I'll see you guys around
Can you do me a favour and check?
We could keep the thread alive for a while and if need be make a new one.

>>508774977 (OP)
Are anons ever going to be publicly unmasked so Lefty weirdos can firebomb our homes?

>>508774977 (OP)
I know for a fact this is bs. Sage

>>508777199
Do you have a threat matrix system?
What kind of data and categories does it have?

>>508776192
Fucking THIS
The new shill script is the very womanly
>I like totally dont even care and you guys are like totally not even relevant

>>508774977 (OP)

If all that is true, then why was it so important for you hasbara glowniggers to be the OP for the /pig/ threads at certain times of the day, to the point that the mods were directly deleting legitimate bread baked by non-kikes (especially that faggot Turkposter)?

>>508774977 (OP)
>btw we log your IPs and know each of you as individuals, even phonefags and proxy-fags we have the basics to de-duplicate you back to your true personal profile self
lmao

>>508774977 (OP)
>Your site is far from the most important on the internet not that internet monitoring and influencing is even the most vital operation going on these days
Enlighten us, then

>>508778649
Here >>508777723
If op is telling the truth he can prove it by relaying mine.
I have a very distinct profile.

>>508779539
Why are they so easy to bully?

How we got here? How many people died?

>>508779539
op is gone again and probably wont return.
/pol/ is central due to its large amount of journalists and government employees so lots of leaks trace back to here.
Then there is the whole taboo.
An inherently politically incorrect board will have a userbase less susceptible to manufactured consensus as a vector.
In turn that leaves the already unhinged userbase with a chip on their shoulder and open to chip away at their efforts like we saw with the jabs.

>>508775486
>The internal 4chan data we get, like the IPs and such, all comes from one mod account.
Makes sense

>>508775087
This

>>508776831
Do you know of or suspect any famous Americans who post here then? Is your IP at lunch not being logged? Do you think a false flag will happen this summer or year related to a bioweapon or blamed on Iran types?

i hate /k/ faggot niggers so much its unreal

>>508774977 (OP)

Dear Glowfag.

Please tell us how you do deconfliction on an anonymous basket weaving forum such as this?

>>508774977 (OP)
are you top or bottom?
any dickpics?

>>508775486
Mexico? Big fan of your work btw, keep it up ;)

>>508774977 (OP)
Hello NATO nigger why do you think you are underpaid?

>>508776831
what's my social credit score?

searching for jobs on indeed with osint was more enlightening than this shit thread
Op is a dumb nigger
>we track you
ok

I just wanna be clear to the glowies right now that everything I post is ironic, except about women, niggers, and Jews.

>>508777940
>reply more to the obvious bait threads, even if your reply is just calling the thread out as bait / slide,
nice larp faggot. It was a god read until you told people to give sheckles to your fellow jews.

>>508787542
>Please don't post infographics we have to manually transcribe them
>That
Lmaoooooooooooo

>>508787607
kek. i didnt even read that part. I just saw the first sentence and went from. Might as well add some more work for them then,

>>508787864
The sad part is that on phone posting the infographics never load in higher resolution, they're unreadable except on PC :(((

>>508788323
The previous one I posted was about the first 359 times jews had been expelled from places for the content of their character.

>>508788466
Oh look at that, Jews love overgrown centralized government's that can be more easily managed.

>>508775137
This. Who could have guessed

>>508776418
a sublime cover band by chance?

Also
>Shit hole near the USA, underpaid
They're CSIS contractors.

>>508777199
what's my score on the schizo meter?

>>508777199
>we don't have your email addresses or track you to other social medias bro what do you think we do? Why would we and how could we follow you across the whole web? I rent an apartment my friend, they're not spending moon-landing kinda budget with AI models revved up just for 4chan. Our internal database model is simple as shit, lightyears away from any "AI", it practically just an excel spreadsheet with some formulas
you are laying it on a bit thick with the "we aren't that advanced bro"

to the point that i think this thread was probably made deliberately to mislead /pol/tards

i see through your lies Agent Smith. wake up sheeple

>>508788908
Real
>We know who you literally are and multiple devices you use on different Internet works
>But finding you on Facebook after is tooooo hard

>>508774977 (OP)
> know each of you as individuals, even phonefags and proxy-fags we have the basics to de-duplicate you back to your true personal profile self
Can we have a one huge group holiday when this whole charade is over?

>>508775991
Denounce the talmud

>>508789067
my main takeaway from this thread is that meme war veterans will have meet-ups and their own version of the VFW in 20-30 years (we'll probably have to spend some time in the FEMA gulags during ww3 though after getting partyv& though, but it'll be a good opportunity to get some sun and exercise)

>>508788908
op is just an autist u can tell by his typing style
entire thread is fake

>>508775960
nice

>>508774977 (OP)
Are there any Romanian agencies watching this nepalese tabacco cutting forum ?

>>508789357
i really, really like this picture, do you mind if i save it?

speaking of- lots of nice fresh frog cartoons floating around the 4chans lately- filling up my folder nicely- wonder who's behind all of these fine young peps and apus.

for a while there was an israeli posting like 3-4 fresh ones per thread in the /pig/ israel/iran war threads. haven't seen anyone mention it even once

>>508774977 (OP)
What does my neet meter indiciate

>>508774977 (OP)
no, you aren't underpaid, you are waaay overpaid

>>508774977 (OP)
>ermm....magical thinking
>turns out action at a distance is real
>most important
tongue my anus nigger

>>508774977 (OP)
> know each of you as individuals, even phonefags and proxy-fags we have the basics to de-duplicate you back to your true personal profile self
Can we have a one huge group holiday when this whole charade is over?

>>508789584
Of course, be my guest. Credits to the OC though, he did a good job. I must create my own original pepe before this year ends, or the glowies will have the moral right to kill me.

>>508790183
i promise i am not a bot

>>508774977 (OP)
what does "Just Paul" mean
I hear that a lot
and something about "Icons"

>I typed this retarded thread up during my 1 hr 20 min lunch break
the only thing that's convincing he's actually a cursed contractor is he unironically implied 4chan is social media. besides this, it's easy to believe idiots are paid to stalk specific posters around or shitpost generally. the metrics he mentioned would be part of the actual law enforcement infrastructure that logs everything on this shithole and analyzes it- the actual concern. anyways, shills please view this anus.

>>508777940
>post less images with a shit ton of small text

>>508775991
>much less cool than some JIDF teams
Your foreskin was gone before it even made it to the 8th day.

>>508775991
>>508775344
>oh look a second memeflag comes in to provide helpful testimony in a reasonable tone
there are too many autists on this site to fall for your bullshit, faggot

>>508774977 (OP)
>he thinks his government is the only one here
check out this retard

>>508776795
>your image of a bunch of marines in camo sitting in Eglin airforce base with a giant monitor in the room scrolling recent posts with a world map on it is pure fantasy.
We know

>>508774977 (OP)
that's because all cyber work has been outsourced to Barron who is very good at cyber

>>508788827
I also want to know my schizo score
Dealt with shills outside of this site and they would call me a schizo but never call me a liar

>>508775991
>You think a bunch of soldiers are working on 4chan?
There are plenty of people in the military. Only a fraction of them would count as soldiers. You actually want me to believe that /k/ isn't been moderated by the US military/DoD?