Thread 508777532

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>steal sunglasses
>no realistic escape plan

>>508777532 (OP)
kek nice. perfect video

>>508777532 (OP)
>>steal sunglasses

>>508777532 (OP)
kek at the ice skaters. there's nothing more humiliating i would say than suffering a traumatic injury and being helped by people floating gracefully to you like fairies and wood spirites. a close second is suffering a traumatic injury and people swarming you pointing their camera phones at you instead of helping you

>>508777532 (OP)
>bejeweled jncos
Why they all so fucking zesty? If there a single nigger that hasn't had gay sex?

>>508777532 (OP)
supreme keen

>>508777532 (OP)
Don't worry, a huwhite woman immediately runs to soothe the poor subsaharan ape

>>508777532 (OP)
describe america

what a landing

>>508777691
LOL

>>508777532 (OP)
The way his legs just turn to fucking spaghetti is hilarious. Game ragdoll physics are more accurate than I thought.

>>508777532 (OP)
nigger didn't even have skates on

>>508777943

Prob never walking normally again. That's the price of sin, and being a fucking nigger retard.

>>508777845
Socioeconomics

imagine not understanding how ice works

>>508777943
its because of the ice. normally would would happen is you would break your back. But because he landed on ice the physics just meant both legs took all the force.

>>508777532 (OP)
the stupid woman that should be chain to a oven back home at the end, ffs.

Spaghetti legs for some stolen sunglasses. This is fucking disgusting.

>>508777532 (OP)
You cannot roll without friction, so what's the least painful way to land on ice?

>>508777532 (OP)

It baffles me how they're willing to risk jailtime for so little, guess they can't plan something big, its out of their mental reach.

>>508777532 (OP)
He took that fall like a champ tbf

>>508778002
Niggers never walk properly anyway.
Motherfuckers walk like somebody pulled down the pants of the Minister for Silly Walks.

>>508777532 (OP)
why did he pull out his phone

>>508777532 (OP)
Really hoped the first skater to approach him took his glasses then skated away without bothering to ask if he was okay.

>>508778180
Rolling around and flopping like a dying trout in molasses?

>>508777532 (OP)
Forget about milk. Ice is hwite supremacy from now on.

>>508778135
The future literally doesn't exist to them anon. They never evolved to think because they just followed animals around for hundreds of thousands of years. No winter. In fact no severe weather at all

It is my opinion that humans below 80 iq or so, which includes a huge amount of blacks, should be classified as animals and have fewer rights like voting

>>508778113
Feet first, completely verticle, stiff legs, making yourself as thin as possible so you break through the ice like a spear to the water below since water stops fall damage

>>508777532 (OP)
greg jennings would have gotten up and run

>>508778113
That compound fracture to the right side hip had to hurt.

>>508778213
called the aclu for the racism he was experiencing

>>508777532 (OP)
black excellence

>>508778239
He didn't scream in pain or anything. He just kind of accepted his fate.

>>508778281
FUCK U GUMBY

>>508778180
well there isn't much you can do in that situation
the shock and the adrenaline would kick in
a lot of people check their phones

>>508778180
Still viewing 4chan on his back like he was me.

Realistically, how are you supposed to fall to minimize damage when there is ice below? Its not a big fall, im sure there is some part of your body you could fall into so you could get away after your latest niggardry

>>508777532 (OP)
Why do dumbasses just film themselves committing crimes

>>508777532 (OP)
>steals merchandise
>because of such behavior the costs of security are added on to every product
>the cost of theft insurance and lost product are added on to every other product
>the cost of his medical bills are added onto your medical bill
>the cost of his court proceedings and incarceration are taken from your taxes
>his later unemployment benefits due to being disabled are covered by your mandatory dues
That’s a really expensive pair of glasses.

>>508777532 (OP)
>>508777845
I guess you could say he was.... on the run!

>>508778113
jump up just before you land.
easy.

>>508778434
See >>508778275

>>508778245
I know you're joking, but...

>>508778434
Tuck and roll same as anything else

>>508778264

Yeah, their vote weights the same as people who got a brain, really makes one think about the real state of democracy.

>>508778352
Could've been stunned, or too drugfucked to feel it at the time.

>>508777751
He lost his zestful ass jeweled nigger cap too while he was on the run lol. And yjk those braids are to give his boyfriend something to grab onto.

>>508778434
pull out your indiana rope and as you’re falling so a sick whip trick where you hook onto a random steel i beam and swing away then land right infront of a hot woman and say something cool like “hey i was just monkeying around” and then

>>508777532 (OP)
I like seeing niggers get hurt. Sadly he's still alive. I'd prefer if he died somehow.
>>508778441
We forgot to send them back once we took the chains off.

>>508778264
You think someone like him votes? lmao

>>508778535
holy shit why is it always
>we need to get more black people into ice skating
and never
>we need to let people choose the sports they actually want to do

>>508778275
this made me laugh way too hard

>>508778539
>roll on a frictionless surface
i dunno about this one boss

>>508777691
lmfao

>>508777532 (OP)
got what he deserved

>>508777532 (OP)
Looks like they let him keep the plastic glasses though.
Some brown child on the filthy swamps of Bangladesh had to glue each of the faux sparkles on it, so they could be gifted to a brown negro in Weimerica.
I guess some black lives matter more than others.

Good video OP. Cheered me up.

>>508777691
lol.

>>508778434
Gravity always wins.

>>508777532 (OP)

Tried to get sunglasses, got a wheelchair and a huge fine, probably banned from that mall for life.

>>508778088
thats a man

>>508778648
cool it with the antisemitism

>>508778441
Because they have no concept of the future and consequences. Everything is momentary for them.

>>508777532 (OP)
One thing you have to admit is that Niggers are pretty entertaining to watch from a distance doing their niggery things.

>>508778648
because they don't actually give a fuck about figure skating or equality they just don't want to see white people existing anywhere

>>508777845
this nigger needs a mercy bullet

>>508778275
Retarded strategy. You're hoping the ice is thin enough that you break through, after which you might not be able to find your entry hole again and drown. If the ice isn't thin enough then it'd a great way to rupture your bladder with your femur.

>>508777845
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

>>508778535
>Lanky jumpy figgity baboon people aren't graceful
Wowe

>>508778911
lol
funny cunt

>>508777532 (OP)
It looks like some sort of prank that went bad. Who was filming and where did you get this clip from?

>>508778434
Accept defeat

>>508778113
You probably try to land however paratroopers normally land, i reckon they have the right idea.

>>508777532 (OP)
Annoying how frail yet simultaneously durable our bodies are. He'll survive and suffer for the next months, maybe even permanently depending on the damage done.

>>508777691
AYO MISTAH TUMNUS I NEED SOME HELP I SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND SHEEEIT

>>508779361
the USA is a prank gone bad

>>508777532 (OP)
>Steals sunglasses
> Collects its own video evidence in 1080p
This will inherit the earth lmao

>>508777532 (OP)
How did a 6ft drop break his legs? Even landing hard, it should be 100% fine.

>>508779645
Lactose intolerance

>>508777943
Why didn’t he run for a door to the parking lot? Why didn’t he jump into a pit in the center of the place he’s escaping?

>>508778517
>jump up just before you land.
>easy.
That only works in an elevator, Bruce.
>t. Professor of Cartoon Physics, Acme University

>>508778639
A BLUE HAIRED HAMPLANET LOOKS UP HIS NAME IN THE ROLLS RIGHT BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSE AND FILLS HIS BALLOT OUT FOR THE DEMOCRATS, YES
oops caps. some precincts in wisconsin had over 100 percent voter participation, and their only explanation was that everyone moved out of that part of the city and only voters moved back in, something that has never happened once in world history

>>508779731
I just put these in the household bin

>>508779645
Ice is slippy
More news to follow

>>508779645
Looks malnourished and bad at basketball

>>508779731
>That only works in an elevator
thats what they want you to believe.
fuck big gravity!

>>508779731
>>508779781
did you know we could drop every single gram of nuclear waste and all our car batteries in the mariana trench and through the sheer pressure and size of the ocean it would result in zero negative effects for humans or the environment?
water is amazing

>>508777532 (OP)
SHEEIT

>>508779957
>water is amazing
>water
*gravity

>>508779062
Nah, maybe your chicken legs would but I actually lift

>>508778113
Like a pancake, preferably on your stomach while protecting your face with your arms.

>>508780151
The point is keeping your legs tensed would cause such a break, the stronger you are the worse it'd be.
A retarded leaf. Many such cases.

>>508778648
You know why...

>>508777532 (OP)
What a stupid fucking nigger. And we are made to believe that were the same species as those lol.

>>508779645
Landing on ice from that height is like landing on concrete water.

>>508777532 (OP)
Low impulse control

>>508777532 (OP)
ice probably felt pretty good after that

>>508780270
Nah my legs are stronger than ice because I'm not a little wimp like you. Improve yourself.

>>508779645
ice has no friction
it's SLIPPY right
so instead of his feet stopping
his feet kept going
in different directions, might I add

that's his entire body weight, plus the solid ice plate which is basically like frozen concrete, that's not a pool, plus the force of the six foot drop, with no where else to go after his ankles
his legs take the full force of that drop, they snap
all in all an utterly retarded move

The only problem with hilarious webms is I can’t text them to my friends

>>508780816
>an utterly retarded move
it's his culture you bigot!

>>508778113
I think you go down near sideways, feet first but then shoulder checking the ground. You're still going to be hurt but maybe just bruised.

>>508777532 (OP)
His pimp limp finna be on fleek after dey put humpty dumpty back together in the infirmary.

would like to have your attention for a moment to honor legacy of ja'nylen. thank you.

>>508777845
>American realizing his gods are fake

>>508777532 (OP)
thumbnail looks like a weird chicken wearing pants

>>508778099
It’s det cultcha

>>508777532 (OP)
>Nigger got Bambied.

>>508778264
alright i'll give you the no-votes-below-80IQ but you have to give me exclusion of psychopaths from positions of power

>>508781258
>Behold, Plato’s nigger -Diogenes

>>508781089
whoever wrote that knew exactly what they were doing

>>508777532 (OP)
Just niggers doing nigger things

>>508780809
>Nah my legs are stronger than ice
No they aren't, total retard.

>>508777965
Kek. It's what the kid who skated up said

>>508777532 (OP)
>white hole quickly rushes to help her pet ape
Lol

>>508777532 (OP)
>breaks both legs
>immediately opens his phone to check his instagram
Why are they like this?

>>508778275
This is brilliant

>>508781509
>his legs are weaker than water
lmao invest in a gym loicense faggot

>>508778264
Yeah they should have something like 3/5's of a vote... oh wait...

>>508777532 (OP)
ive taken prob a half dozen girls on dates ice skating there lol, specially round christmas when the big fuggin tree is set up. got caught fucking one of them at the top of an enclosed stairwell in the mall once too that led to an emergency exit which starting whoopin and hollerin when we bumped the door, cops were super cool about it. that niggers dumb as fuck btw, like 15 foot drop on hard as fuck ice

>>508781089
The boy loved chicken and basketball.

>>508777845
I fucking hate ytoids sometimes LMAO

You fucking faggotrs and your need to virtue signal, ESPECIALLY to a fucking nigger cretin. If that nigger filth was told that if he could get away with stealing those glasses by killing a white as a distraction, he would do it in an IMMEDIATE second without thinking about.

>>508780373
Remember, a sport is always "too white", but never "too black". Fucking kikes.

>>508781509
my heads wayy stronger than that ice, i'd dive straight through the shit and pop up like a travon martin dolphin

>>508781742
There's a really easy way to settle this. Go jump from the second story of a building onto 3 feet of solid ice. Tense your legs. Record it so we can all see. Make sure you keep the sound on.

>>508778113
get padded shock pants and go down assfirst
i cases a 16 foot cliff into hardpack blue glass tier ice snowboarding and landed flat on my ass with a pair of demon shock pants and didnt feel it at all

>>508778456
This. Nighers are the worst.

>>508779645
It's taller than it looks, more like 12'

>>508778113
You just don't you stupid faggot. Falling into a block of ice like a skating rink is just the same like any other situation like falling onto a concrete floor/the street from a building, except it's slippery.

If you had to, I'm guessing falling sideways, arm first, like a shoulderbarge, with a jacket padding out your side, hoping and praying that it pads out the fall.

>>508781870
haven't seen this pic in a minute, nice one anon
(Dude weed lmao)

>>508778213
Prob a nervous reaction to make itself look less retarded

>>508778264
Pretty much this, abundant food, weather always warm, no need to plan ahead. They never evolved while the rest of the world did.

>>508782320
Sure let me go do that in the middle of june lmao. Holy fuck, weak as shit AND stupid. Not a good combo bongbro

>>508778710
The sideways motion isn't what does it.

>>508782320
bro you need to chill with all your weak-leg cope. Breaking through ice is fucking easy if you have enough momentum and harden your muscles super-tight. It's like a karate-dude chopping through concrete blocks.

>>508782975
3 feet of solid ice is 3 feet of solid ice regardless of the month, peak retard.

>>508783053
Go make the video I described then. I'll wait.

>>508777532 (OP)
Another scholar on his way to Nigger U.

>>508783069
3 feet of solid ice is AT MOST a few inches of ice in june, retard

>>508777532 (OP)
>still using the fucking phone
I hate zoomers so fucking much

>>508783246
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>508777532 (OP)
taxpayers payed for the healthcare

>>508777532 (OP)
>steals
>ligmatizes self
top tier nigga moment

>>508783318
How would you feel if you could squat more than your body weight. Spoiler: pretty good. Improve yourself

>>508783582
Bruh you're literally dumber than the pavement ape in OPs vid don't bother trying to lecture anybody LMAO

>>508781089
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>508777691
>suffering a traumatic injury and being helped by people floating gracefully to you like fairies and wood spirites
This fucking wordsmith, kek

>>508777532 (OP)
This is probably the most hilarious thing I've seen all week

>>508780373
He was never charged for that, btw.

this needs an edit STAT

>>508778275
But the height has no more power than concrete from above at fast speed.
Think about it.

>>508777645
Quite humorous indeed

>>508777532 (OP)
https://youtu.be/KajyrqXh6mk?t=204

>>508778456
Honestly this sounds like a fable.
Someone should take Nigga moments and make children's fable stories from them. Aesop's dream

>>508777532 (OP)
The ref was like it’s raining niggers! oh well

>>508777532 (OP)
If white people weren’t helping nogs live there would be a lot less of them is all I’m saying
Instead of being taken to the woods and left to die naturally he will receive expensive medical treatments that most people can’t afford that will then be payed by taxpayer ie white people lol

>>508781089
Weirdest sprite advertisement

Ice is racist

>>508777670
Most people here are brown or zoomers so don’t appreciate this

>>508777691
What are nogs so dramatic they really do act like women if women took chances

>>508777532 (OP)
> steal shit
> drop 2 stories
> break legs
> gets on phone
> gets on PHONE
what the fuck, nigger?

>>508777532 (OP)
Dear niggaz, this type of dumb shit is why cops shoot niggaz first.

>>508777830
>a huwhite woman
? It’s a guy
lol cuck fetishits are mentally ill

>>508783788
Ugh. Figures as much. I bet they gave him an award too.

>>508777532 (OP)
He'll get free healthcare, nigger worship is compulsory in zogmerica
>>508781089
Who calls a hoop a "goal"

>>508777532 (OP)
he prbobaly couldnt see how far it was because of the glare and whitness of the ice, poor guy. why do they have to be such tools to go after someone over sunglasses?

>>508777845
Diversity's Stars on Ice.

>>508777532 (OP)
Why is there ice there though?

>>508778275
Head first is the only way to break the ice at that hight because the thick rubber of the soles of Jordan’s absorb impact force

>>508781870
I read it as more of a "What the hell do I do?" gesture

>>508778352
He didn't talk while showing off the sunglasses either. He just silently mouthed words

>>508778275
I thought canadians were supposed to be familiar with ice rinks.

>>508783582
But I did have breakfast this morning

>>508778456
everything is so expensive because of the imported fauna.

>>508777532 (OP)
>white woman instantly comes to the rescue
kek

>>508783655
The british have become so soft mentally. Dont say bruh lil bro brah. Big snowy bruh was making fun of lil baby mushy pea bruh for being a complete clown bruh bro. Improve yourself bruh

>>508777532 (OP)
>Zest status
Broken

>>508786400
MEIN HOLY NEGER

>>508777532 (OP)
Ice is not common in his native lands.

>>508786431
Oh look another american who's too stupid to grasp basic physics.

>>508777532 (OP)
top kek

>>508786400
>white woman instantly comes to the rescue
Your cuck fantasies are not real lol

>>508777532 (OP)
>drops two floors and shatters his legs and lower spine
>STILL won’t put the phone down
Zoomers have a problem.

>>508777532 (OP)
> Goes on his social media immediately after breaking his legs to probably say it's whiteys fault

>>508777532 (OP)
Brutal fractures.
He's looking like this now.
Poor dude, lol.

>>508785555
It gets really hot in Huston

>>508777532 (OP)
>snabba
black people need more vitamin D while living in northern climates. Imagine if we weren't supplementing their processed foods with it.

>>508777532 (OP)
lol, browns always get injured or killed in the most hilarious ways

>>508786927
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

That jiggaboo's antics probably cost the taxpayers hundreds of thousands. -- he needs surgery on his ankles & legs, and he'll probably go on disability and collect money, then sue the shopping mall and collect more money.

Niggers are a drain on humanity.

>>508777691
Right? You're in fucking agony and some fairy sashays over in iceskates and exaggeratedly asks "omg are you ok?" with a valley girl accent kek

>>508777845
This needs a ghibli version

>>508777532 (OP)
Literally the meme: "fuck White people and dey laws n sheeeit......WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE HELP!"

>>508781870
Nah dude, most whites are in full on fatigue mode. I live in SoCal and even here people are getting fed up. Leftism is indeed dying, slowly but surely, but it's important to keep up the pressure so the overton window continues to shift to the right.

>>508787168
He got his #

>>508778113
Exactly like Spider-Man, on one knee, one hand for balance and the other thrown back to redirect the force of the impact

>>508777532 (OP)
those aren't even good looking shades...

>>508778434
>how
Don't be a stupid hooting nigger subhuman.

>>508777532 (OP)
Do we have a name or update on his condition? There was an anon in another thread who said it looked like he was paralyzed after. Either way, imagine breaking both legs and possibly ending up paralyzed over a pair of fucking sunglasses. Niggers eternally btfo and coping

Can't parkour on ice nigga.

>>508778648
Because it’s about Jews using niggers to ruin things

>>508787233
>breaks his legs after stealing sunglasses and fleeing police
>"why did wypipo do this?"

>>508777691
>>508777691
>>508777691

>>508778352
He snapped both his legs. He is in shock.

>>508777532 (OP)
>nigger tries to swim on ice
>gets beaten by H2O regardless of state
Oh, I’m laffin.

>>508778441
They have been allowed to commit petty crime and not been punished for it so many times that they think there are no consequences. The west no longer jails. Only fines and only against people who can pay them. Small time criminals are too expensive to punish. They just get ignored as much as possible. Come here and be a petty criminal.

>>508786833
losen up simp

>>508787043
>got no strings
>to hold me down
>to make me fret
>or make me frown

>>508777532 (OP)
Niggers always SAY they like crime but they just aren't very good at it. Why just about any of we White crooks can blow away a nigger when it comes to for profit crime. Niggers are usually only into barbarism not real, for profit crime. Also niggers always like to seek attention for crimes, where we White criminals do not want to be noticed, detected or captured.

>>508785352
>goal
That’s what they’re officially called

>>508786833
anniegga, are you ok?

>>508786833
that's a dude with a topknot, dude

>>508778113
There is none, you have absolutely no purchase so can't control the distribution of energy. He unironically would have been better off spreading out his body to absorb the impact everywhere since there's no effective way to otherwise deal with it. That is to say, if you're in a situation like this don't even attempt it lol

>>508777845
I JUST WANTED TO SKATE AND NOW NIGGERS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY

>>508780373
He got away with it. He was only trying to flying kick the other guy. Not kill him. Also he is black.

>>508777532 (OP)
KILL WHITES AND KIKES ON SIGHT

>>508778113
Just double jump right before you hit the ground to reset falling damage and momentum

>>508777532 (OP)
lmao

>>508778180
He loaded /pol/ to see if there's webms of him already

>>508777532 (OP)
How could you expect him to calculate the height of the drop, his rate of acceleration from the fall, and the force of his impact on the ice when math is racist and part of white supremacy?

He got lucky. Hitting ice at the temperature is like hitting water at that height.

>>508778180
Give it a minute or two. Once the adrenaline and shock go away he was hurting something serious. It takes a minute to register something like that. He will likely never be the same again.

>>508777532 (OP)
will his knee grow back?

>>508781089
This is written like one of us trying to subtly write what happened lmao

>>508782351
>>508778113

>get padded shock pants and go down assfirst
>i cases a 16 foot cliff into hardpack blue glass tier ice snowboarding and landed flat on my ass with a pair of demon shock pants and didnt feel it at all
This, hockey players, skiers and snowboarders have it right, have padded gear.
If you don't have padded clothes. You may be out of luck, yeah as other anon pointed out, watch how paratroopers and skydivers do it, there's a technique.

>>508777532 (OP)
KEKEK that dude skating at the end
>WOE IS ME LORD THAT YOU MADE THIS NIGGA SO DUMB *throws hands up*

>>508787419
He probably shattered his hip along with the legs. Doubt he's paralyzed because he did try to move his nubs but stopped when he realized they just flopped around. He definitely will never be 100% after an injury like that though.

>>508781089
>Ja’Nylan
We’re getting into Lovecraft territory with these nog names. Eventually they will inadvertently summon an Ancient One.

>>508777532 (OP)
the virgin ICE
vs
the chad ice

>>508777532 (OP)
Fucking lol, stupid ass nigger.

>>508777691
This is why I come here. lol.

>>508779645
I'm sure he thought the same.

>>508781089
https://www.ajc.com/news/2025/06/everybodys-hurting-12-year-old-killed-in-atlanta-was-respectful-happy/

>>508778113
Tilt the world on its axis so the ice is curved and then slide down like the ice slide in Mario 64

>>508787846
That shit pisses me off so much. Deadly blades on your feet you go to kick a man and they deem it okay that you killed him because you're a nig and there's no way you could have known you had blades on your feet and so kicking a man in the neck was bad.

>>508777532 (OP)
ofc the nigger just pulls out his phone..
niggers are the most predictable creatures on the planet

>>508778456
Yup, we need complete segregation, I’m so sick of subsidizing the existence of niggers.

>>508788473
He even openly practiced doing it and no one told him to stop because they were illegal moves, but..nigger.

>>508778648
there was a "we need more niggers in ballet" campaign by bleeding heart libs a few years back. the few nigs i saw in the ballet vids IMMEDITELY just reduced it to twerking.

>>508777532 (OP)
this buck zestier than an orange peel

Didn't jump immediately when he hit the ice. NGMI

>>508778441
>but I didn't commit a crime

>>508777532 (OP)
Dayum! Look at Crazy Legs go!
Nigga got Rick James'd in a visit at the Murphys!

>>508788709
>ball-aye be all fo' stomping yo feet as hard as yous cans

>>508779645
modern american niggers' diet consists of
>candy
>chips
>snacks
>sugary juice/soda
>fast food at LEAST 1x per day
>alcohol
>weed
it's pretty amazing they don't all drop dead of heart attacks at age 6 (right about the time they start being able to recognize themselves in a mirror)

>>508778113
Face first
>>508777532 (OP)
Sad part is some jew lawyer will represent him and sue the mall/skating rink for his injuries, get an all black urban jury and win the case.

>>508780373
>100% of hockey deaths on the ice are because of niggers

>>508788473
he did it on purpose. I played ice hockey growing up and there was never one single instance of someone getting hurt by the blades nor had I ever heard of it from anyone else. on skates. you don't brace for impact by putting your leg out, just like you don't brace for impact with your stick because it's against the rules. he had a nigger moment, probably didn't mean to kill the guy but that's just how double digit IQ doesn't contemplate potential outcomes.

>>508777532 (OP)
LOL
Niggers.

>>508777532 (OP)
Some mothafuckas always tryin' to iceskate uphill...

>>508778113
Least painful? Nah, man, you’re fucked, it’s gonna hurt no matter how you take it.
Least damaging? Keep your body straight, legs together, knees and hips slightly bent. Both your legs are gonna break to absorb as much of the impulse as possible. Use your arms to protect your head and chest as much as possible.

>>508788981
>he had a nigger moment, probably didn't mean to kill the guy
Faggot, he did it on purpose like you said. He practiced doing it multiple times and nearly killed someone else.

>>508777645
i like how his legs broke and he's just lying there still filming himself on the phone. Priorities man

>>508778060
At that height, hitting the ice is like hitting water.

>>508778307
Gold. What that nigger was after.

>>508777532 (OP)
America would be much better if all niggers had to suffer through broken legs
One less to worry about

>>508789123
>>508788981
he was already known for pulling fouls constantly. it was 100% intentional. AND the nigger never did any prison time over it. AND the c.u.c.k.e.d. faggot white audience gave him a standing ovation when he came back onto the ice next time.

>>508789123
I'm saying that he probably didn't mean to kill the guy, or even hit him in the neck. he was clearly trying to make it look like he was off balance and kick the guy, but you're giving a nigger too much credit for cause and effect reasoning. niggers also don't plan on killing someone when they sucker punch them for an worldstar video.

>>508783511
Already subsidizing the niggers entire life, why stop now?

>>508789240
>this nigger with a deadly weapon who aimed it intentionally on another didn't mean it

Stupid faggot. And yes, niggers know that punches can kill.They're evil, not stupid (like you).

>>508787997
>He got lucky.
Society didn't.

>>508789265
It's unironically cheaper then keeping him in jail for 20 years

>>508778456
GDP go nigg-brrr

>>508778060
I'm just glad it happened.

Somebody get the OG source so a higher quality recode can happen. Thanks OP for the webm and also we need a quality recode because this is historic nigger splat, ie a common nigger scenario

>>508778113
tuck

>>508789265
I live in America, don't try to tell me about niggers and their reasoning ability. Tell me about chinks and jeets all you want though.

>>508777532 (OP)
I wanna bet that he tried suing the store afterward.

>>508778113
by not stealing and therefore having no need to take drastic and foolhardy measures in an attempt to evade the police

>>508788833
LMAO

>>508778180
Yes, breaking both of your legs and probably your hips is really taking it like a champ.

>>508786695
Anon he was clearly taking the piss.

>>508789793
jews love those stupid apes more than you'd ever believe

>>508778180
He wouldn’t need to feel ashamed since they all look the same and it could be any one of them

>>508781089
Stereotypes exist for sad yet very real reasons.

>>508778002
now he can be a bigger burden on tax payers!

>>508778275
hehehe.. nice

Did he have to give the sunglasses back?

>>508777691
>there's nothing more humiliating i would say than suffering a traumatic injury and being helped by people floating gracefully to you like fairies and wood spirites
NOT TRUE
that would be like some LOTR shit

On the other hand, being injured and helpless, surrounded by niggers would be far worse
>shieeeeet
>ayo mane you alright
>AW HELL NAW LOOK AT THIS CRACKA
>(steals my wallet)

>>508777532 (OP)
OMG, they broke his leg over a pair of sunglasses?

>>508787599
yeah but hes go them cool fucken glasses

>>508780373
Now I wanna see some diversity-niggas get blown the fuck out in the NHL. Luckily hockey is too complicated for niggers, so we'll never actually see niggers ruining hockey. PK Subban tried but was laughed out of the league, every other player hated him too. There's been only one successful nigger hockey player and he isn't even a full nigger

>>508789793
no amount of money will ever make him walk without chronic pain again. what's he gonna do, spend that money to bedazzle his wheelchair? at best it pays for his medical bill. here in muttmerica that would probably cost $3million to fix.

>>508783511
Heroically saving this mans legs.

>>508790179
>anon is still using human metrics when speaking of niggers

Anon, their skulls are twice as thick, like armor....they get massive muscles by eating junk food and never working or working out. They're gorillas that can talk(sort of). He will fully recover like it never happened and he will steal lots more items having learned nothing.

>>508789631
>OG source
>original gangster source
... don't talk like that

>>508779645
>6ft drop
He fell like..... 21ft minimum

>>508786833
>german fooled by a manbun
but do we know his pronouns? it's a crime to misgender him in Europe

>>508777670
LOOOOL
>Why are you still live streaming, your legs are broken. You're going to jail.

>>508790372
that's an easy jump if you hang on the ledge and drop. he'd done it many times before you can tell. probably after robbing apartments and going off the balcony. but on ice his legs splayed out so he couldn't absorb the impact.

>>508790635
>that's an easy jump
lol anons here are so dumb they're actually arguing with you instead of ignoring you.

>>508777532 (OP)
Realistically, how long will it take him to recover and will his legs ever really be the same?

>>508780373
Not heard any more about that nigger who murdered a white on ice. Trial? Was over here in Sheffield.

>>508787599
yes but he was still live streaming on his phone lmaoo
>sheeeeit chat im goin to jail

>>508778113
I'd pull out my dick and pee on the place I wanted to land.
the hot liquid would surely melt the ice just enough to make it uneven and promote friction

> t. ice mexican, I know what I am talking about

>>508790751
Niggers get shot multiples times in their heads and fully recover most of the time. Ask any nurse or doctor that is truly White and they'll tell you.
He will fully recover without the smallest physical reminder of what happened and he learned nothing. Niggers have thicker bones because they're talking gorillas.

>>508787973
Did she get back up?

>>508790171
>he isn't even a full nigger

This is why race mixing is so wrong. This is how libs push the idea nigs are just like us. Every black inventor, scientist, etc.. was half white. not kidding. Every mulatto baby uses their white DNA to get ahead and then says they are black.

>>508790635
Do you even understand what it's like to fall on ice? There's no grip, you can't do anything with your momentum, nerd.

>>508777845
It's like a renaissance painting of the fall of the US

>>508778829
I heard he sued the mall for 2 billion dollars and he owns it now and its a huge weed shop now with 2493 rooms

>>508788177
Yes he will. He committed a crime, therefore becomes a responsibility of the state. Duty to Care dictates that every tax dollar you have ever paid in your life will go to making him walk again.
Better than before, truth be told, as physical therapy will come after the 4 surgeries.

Thank you, citizen, for your continued support of our society.

Absolutely got what he deserved

>>508791296
>another anon who thinks niggers are humans with human healing times

Anon, niggers heal extremely fast, way faster than we do. Their skulls are almost two inches thick.

>>508791148
Kek.
There is not a “No Jumping or Diving from this Area” sign. Therefore the nigger is blameless.
Mall pays of it 3.5 million dollars.

>>508786927
tough tibia

>>508791620
>aggshullly he a hero n sheeeit fo' pointin' out dem sec-sccrrroo...sec-cure...dem safeness protections n sheeeeit *googly eyes*

>>508791485
Don’t let your hate of niggers blind you.
Do you see how his lower legs are basically loose at the knee joint? That’s a femur/tibia compound fracture. The bones impact each other and shatter.
The XRay of that would be horrifying to see.

My nigga has some ugly surgery in front of him, and will never pass through a metal detector again without getting strip searched.

>>508781089
It's like an Onion article, but it do be like dat tho.

>>508792048
You just don't get it, do you?

>>508784797
>What are nogs so dramatic they really do act like women if women
Their men have higher levels of estrogen than other races.

>>508777532 (OP)
Guess it's time to close up the rink, melt down some confederate statues to craft a giant bronze set of sunglasses

>>508778053
Yea he really might of made it id it wasn't fucking ice