www.bbc.co.uk

Josh is a paedophile

>>508784679 (OP)
Hello Dave!

>>508784679 (OP)
like the new broom Trigger

KEK dumb paki posts two photos and the tattoo isn't even on the right side.
LMFAO

let them all in
refugees will make England great again!

>>508784738
I always thought that about PCs, at what point does it become a new PC? A new hdd doesn't, but what about replacing an old hdd with a new ssd? Is it a new PC then? What about a new gpu or cpu? When tf is it a new computer?

>>508784605
>>508784659
Retarded paki. KEK

>>508784825
The world belongs to us all fren

>>508784796
>what are mirrors.
Kek.
You dumb cunt.

>>508784679 (OP)
Starting to think the far left is more based than the far right nowadays.

Ronnie doesn't have a single scooby who tf piers morgan is kek

>>508785066

>>508784796
Arent you supposed to put the after photo on the right?

>>508785066
>he doesn't even know how mirrors work
>didn't realize the the tattoo of his google images is on the wrong side
you certainly are a retarded paki.
KEK

fat cunt lol

>>508784796
Are you aware of how mirrors work?

>>508785289
>Mirrors make a tattoo swap which fat tit they're on
lmao

>>508785265
He’s done you.
>>508785066
You’ve done him.

>>508784868
Motherboard, cpu, then gpu i reckon. Like organ transplants. A computor is like a metal garloid if you really think about it.

Went to JD sports today.
I'm 42.

>>508785321
Are you dyslexic?
Serious question.

>>508785386
did you buy a skateboard so you can say hello fellow kids ?

>>508785289
You don't know how mirrors work?
Proper techlet poojeet btfo

>>508785321
I don't have a dog in this fight, but draw a scribble on your left tit, go stand in front of a mirror, take a picture, and report back

>>508785414
are you a paedophile?
serious question

>>508784679 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlualhdUpc

>>508785427
I bought a gym style t shirt and bottoms.
Swerved the hoodrich and northface tracksuits.
It was a surprisingly pleasant experience, not like going to sports direct.

>>508785583
were the staff all 20 year old niggers with axel rudakabalakjakaka hair?

>>508785386
can't remember the last time I went into a shop that wasn't a newsagent's

>>508784868
dunno, but josh can't fit ram chipsets lolol

>the frog wearing a blue shirt is a symbol of the far right

>>508785496
Very odd unrelated question.
Are you looking for a soul mate?

>>508784868
You need to replace the motherboard.

>>508785685
omg josh super funny
lolololololol etc
paedo

>>508785265
Sucking in your gut doesn't count as being shredded

>>508785720
You asked, not me.
:)

>>508785764
Fat retarded paedophile. kys

>>508785796
Sucking in your gut doesn't count as being shredded.

Joanne likes men with nipple piercings

>>508785618
Couple of white 12 year old male managers and a couple of mixed race girls.
I think they thought I was a dad buying clothes for his son.

>>508785899
Fat retarded paedophile. kys.

Eddie won

>>508785627
I know, I usually shop online where it's cheaper and BAME free

>>508785899
flabdan btfo

>>508785941
It true tho, you can't just suck your gut in and call yourself shredded

>23c outside
>27c inside
The fuck man?
Are houses in the UK just soak in heat?
To be fair I do have like 4 computers running in this room right now.

>>508786020
It true tho, you're a fat retarded paedophile.

>>508785066
>>508785289
Uhhh, that's not how mirrors work

>>508784679 (OP)

>>508786016
Wait is eddie "Nogdan"? Explains why he's so fucking retarded and gay

>>508786063
Modern insulation and lack of a breeze means I prefer to be out than in during summer

hate

>>508786063
our houses were built to retain heat yeah
just stop being poor and buy an AC

>>508786020
daily mail has a video about this.

>>508786157
>>508785480

>>508786351
Did eddie get arse herpes from the gay discord too?

Going to clean my oven
I've put it off long enough
I'm going in

>>508784868
About a decade ago or more when SSDs where new and most of them were between 16-64gb replacing a traditional HDD with an SSD was a massive upgrade, especially the slower 2.5" laptop hard drives.
Back then the sequential reads/writes weren't even that good on SSDs, my 10+ year old OCZ topped out at around 50mbyte/s writes but the random read/write and access times were WAY faster and that's what mattered for operating systems, lots of small reads/writes.

>>508786449
that's a winter job, put it of a few months. or hire a oven cleaner service

Hislop and merton can't keep up with bruce, this is what happens when they work with a real entertainer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4ZHfJMP44

>>508786435
no but he did take mdma and suck a bloke off

>>508786157
See
>>508785480

>I'LL GET THE CON DOM

>>508786399
Soz I quoted you by mistake, i'm on your side of the mirrow won't flip the image

phwoar amazon gurl was cuuuuuuuuuute

>>508786719
Was she atleast white, all I ever get is brown people?

>>508786793
white, blonde, she was foren tho

Everyday the fat retarded pedophile comes here and the others gather to gossip about him. Fascinating

>>508784868
New is all stuff new
Simple as
I had similar question when i bought new PC and after a month i added nvme from old one since i really didnt rrally use it anymore.
its wasnt new anymore it was upgraded

>>508786813
>White, blonde
Cor!
>she was foren tho
COR BLIMEY!

>>508784679 (OP)
Allright Dave

>>508786627
I think every namefag has to do that tho

>>508784679 (OP)
Fuck pakis

heat getting to everyone?
lotsa seef

>>508786608
Was Forsyth ever linked to Operation Yewtree or Midland?

>>508787087
it's just bogdan showing off again that he simply doesn't have the iq required to fit in here.

>>508786821
You're the faggot who posts absolutely dogshit from a confederate flag everyday and you're acting like you aren't complete thread cancer? Wierd total lack of self awareness

>>508787201
do any of us?

>>508786435
Trust issues

>>508787195
Reckon he shagged the models on his shows but no noncery

brit/pol/ - namefag attention whoring and ragebait

>>508787272
yes

>eddie sucked rabbit off for 75k

Kia cost him ten bob

>>508787470
Don't care about your nameBAMEry. Fuck off.

Namefags are LITERALLY cock sucking discord queers, fucking lol

>>508787558
Never asked cunto, do one

Foremost among them? brit/pol/

>>508787582
>>508784928
posting about them is pretty cringe brah

>>508787582
They should fuck off to /bant/ where they belong. They make this thread unusable for 18+ hours a day.

Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun,
Kiss the girls and make them One.
Boys at one with girls at peace;
Orgy-porgy gives release.

rafel patel in?

>>508787582
Not bothered where they are as they're all filtered.

>>508787710
>pretty cringe
Agreed, nowhere near a cringey as being an actual diseased homosexual larping samefagging memeflagging name twat obviously. Absolutely nowhere near

>>508787700
I think amongst the din dins posting there are serious policy wonks beta testing their ideas before they hit the mainstream.
Britpol is representative of benefits scrounging autists and mentalists, so about 16% of modern Britain.

>>508787816
priti patel out

>>508787257
I tricked you with a memeflag. I am not bodgan. I am a drive by britpol still sucks poster.

>>508785172
yeah he does, ronaldo complimented piers morgans abs on telly a while ago

>>508787900
How nice of you to think it's such a low percentage

>>508787816
He’s boring a 70yr old inpatient with his tales of woe
He might get a ride or custard fingers

>>508787816
>Middle aged
>Balding
>5' 9"
Sad cunt

>>508787900
PIPocalypse when?

>>508788036
Sorry ass nigger

Nature really did a number on him to make sure those genetics would never continue

weird how the apparatus hasn't really gone after rupert lowe and made him hitler
they must have done some calculations

wagey ragey

>>508786303
These people all pay £600k+ for a shit house to step over drugged up bames on their way to work as Assistant to the Vice Principal of Marketing Strategy at some ESG Consulting firm in "thar citah ohv Lahndahn"

>>508784796
You have completely embarrassed yourself there. You should sit this thread out and come back on the next one. Made a twat of yourself.

>>508788249
They're worried about feeding him food for gotchas and memes, they chose to filter him instead

>>508788447
elon musk changed the game

India chads just schooled brit chuds

>boatwogs can be working on deliveroo within 2 hours of being placed in a free hotel
So when are the government going to fine goyslop delivery companies

>>508788631
goyslop is GeeDeePee

>>508785635

All caught up on the spastics. I take a voyeuristic interest because I care. God bless rnhs

>>508788685
this guy's fucking dying in front of us

there are around 700k empty houses right now with less than 400k homeless
there are way more houses than people thats not the problem
the problem is evil demons hoarding them to bleed out the masses for profit
the real solution is to execute people who own 5+ homes and redistribute them to people in need

Might go to Aldi and get some ice cream and lucozade after work

lol

>>508788615
Indian women look like men anyway, grim body hair and a tash so it's not a stretch that a man in a wig would look like one, just with a willy

>>508788782
grab us a frozen pizza please mate

>>508788861
Which one? Past few times I've been there they ran out of pretty much all the pizza in the chilled section.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/mar/19/end-of-landlords-surprisingly-simple-solution-to-uk-housing-crisis

>>508787700
we are leading the world in child rape gangs, murder by knife, afghans harassing women on the streets, and black nurses abusing the elderly

>>508788916
The fridged "specially selected" ones in the dark blue cardboard packet are top tier

>>508788916
oh
pack of 5% san miguel then

>>508788685
Imagine getting stuck in a hospital bed next to that loon

>>508787700
Are you still a think tank if your every thought is retarded?

>>508789139
I think that's the definition of a think tank

>>508789087
No chance. Timmy has a private "side room" with a sink. I suspect because he does not work or play well with others

Really feeling fed up recently. Living back in the area I grew up in after a long time away, working a wageslave job, just feel like I've given up in some way or resigned myself to a depressing little routine. Feeling stale and restless.

>>508789345
start drinking

>>508789345
Sell everything you own and travel the World to "find yourself"..

>>508789414
See
>>508789303

>18 years old in your flat at midnight
>40something drunk guy knocks asking for a fag
>Turn him away. He tries next door. They let him in
>Drunk bloke is in the neighbours for several hours
>Next day you decide to check in on neighbour
>Bu the drunk bloke from last night opens the door and immediately assaults you
>You notice your neighbour is inside covered in blood wtf has this drunk been doing to your neighbour?
>Terrified for your life you barricade yourself in a room while outside hes shouting and shadow boxing
>Decide you have to take matters into your own hands if you're going to survive this
>Run out the room with a knife and just start stabbing at the cunt as many times as possible in 90 seconds
>Realise you've completely fucked up and ran outside to hide in a bush
>Police arrest you
>Judge gives you 5 years

>>508789019
>we
>frogflag

>Will someone please think of the budget sex tourists?

>>508789445
see
>>508789414

>>508789345
you just need a bunch of lightly spiced faggots with lashings of gravy

>>508789435
To be honest I don't really blame people for doing this. Would you really respect them more if they just sat on their arse in Swindon working as a marketing executive and waiting for their bit of pocket money every month to buy the new Barratts Burger at Maccies? Hearing what normies talk about every day is pretty unnerving.

https://xcancel.com/KemiBadenoch/status/1938145841132302656#m
>Governing is hard. Everyone thinks they can do better till they’re in charge.

>Leader of the opposition states “everyone thinks they can do better till they’re in charge,” in a novel argument to change the government.
lol

>>508789465
>Middle aged
>Balding
>5' 9"
>managed to breed
There's hope for him yet

>>508789831
They make it look so easy, spend 10 years in power whilst doing whatever Labour tells you to do but a bit far-right, then you get to be a scapegoat for Labour to blame until you're needed to trick everyone again.

>>508789831
>Labour can't even do it!
>But lets not talk about the unelected security state that means nobody can get anything done regardless

>>508789465

She thought she had hit the jackpot then realised he was too poor to get her in lolololololol

>>508790030

The dark lord is introducing ID cards and universal tracking.

>>508789345
go on an adventure, either in nature or abroad
either way it's an excuse to drink

wow /b/ is dead these days

magpies are so noisy, 2 speaking to each other in a tree near me
they should shut the fuck up to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VztxILBSyB0&t=3s

>>508789625
To be honest, I've just resigned myself to knowing that I am a slave in the system, and the only realistic way out is to wage and buy my freedom.
I've got money saved, but how long could I last just dossing about travelling?..maybe 1 year or so. And sure I'd have fun doing it, but then what when I run out of money. I'd have to return to England, broke, and have to start waging all over again.
I'd rather use the money I have now to invest and grow it with the goal of becoming financially independant (passive income from property) maybe in 5-10 years time. At which point hopefully I can retire full time and enjoy the rest of my days doing what I want.

Each to their own though.

>>508789625
>>508790336
people need hobbies and third spaces or life is too dry

https://xcancel.com/hjoneshojo/status/1937982704294748359#m
>Sexual predators jailed in West Yorkshire - Historic Abuse. Note the Ebrahim Pandor
>So to recap the Imam who led protests against the Batley School teacher was one brother. The Labour leader of Kirklees Council another brother & another brother was recently prosecuted for grooming gang offences that began as long ago as 2004.
>So in just one family we have a Deobandi Muslim shutting down freedom of expression & freedom of education
>A Labour Council leader who did nothing to challenge the Islamist threats to the teacher that has him in hiding now years later. And the Imam was demanding his sacking & permanent exclusion from the teaching profession
>And a third brother is a convicted, imprisoned grooming gang offender.
>To say something is rotten in West Yorkshire & that Labour are utterly connected to it is something of an understatement
Further proof that they're not so much "grooming gangs" as they are "rape clans"

>I think I will call it an unholy trinity the extremist Imam preaching in the Deobandi tradition, the ultra traditional Islam brought to this country by Saudi Imams. A country that will not allow churches to be built was allowed to export its religious extremism to Britain
>Leads the protests that sends the Batley school teacher into hiding, calls for his sacking and permanent exclusion from the teaching profession
>The Batley West councillor & Labour leader of Kirklees flying top cover for his extremist brother
>And both of them one would think shielded the sex offender brother who was convicted for abusing an under age white teenager for 8 years
>I would suggest Batley & Kirklees should be one of the first missions for National Inquiry which must be given powers that would make the Spanish Inquisition blush
>So Telford, Rotherham, Rochdale and Batley all sound like early missions and the Labour councillors & former councillors should rightly be quaking in their boots
Invest in gallows

to the anon haranguing me to get my hair cut: cheers lad did me a favor

clacton is super white. mental. like pretty much entirely white. is it so depressing even the bames stay away?

>>508790640
why are you dressed up in the squid game jumpsuit, what sort of rehab is this

highlight of my day was this spotless camper
very nice i was miring

tories be like:

>>508790692
lmao i hadn't made the connection when i bought it. £30 tho good deal. why did you have to tell me that cauldy i thought it was nice

>even the churches in essex somehow manage to look chavvy
how did they manage that

>>508790711
looks like if someone made the happy merchant meme into a camper van

>>508790711
thats a fucking time machine

>>508790214
/b/ was never good

>>508791099
checkd
don't see tbqhwyl
>>508791167
yeh real dormobile
sexy af

see picrel for a real time machine

>>508790030
>>508790128
when you haven't shilled digital ID for more than 5 minutes

>>508791187
yeah but its dead

>>508791450
For me it's how he sees his biggest failing as introducing FOI requets

>>508791403
Filtered

another shiftchange

Just saw a job advert on indeed for a band 7 commissioning officer for looked after children and care leavers,
they kept the local authority confidential until the second stage
i bet it's rochdale or somewhere groomy
but why keep it confidential?

>>508791811
maybe someones been sacked as a result of the casey report and they don't want the public knowing

>>508792130
jesus christ
i'd fucking strangle the cunt and possibly shit myself in the process

>>508792130
would certainly improve the public transport etiquette drastically

>>508789446
what incident was this?
also I'm disappointed no one rose to my bait posts previously, I'm talking to a communist and they floored me with this sort of talk.
>>508788773

>>508792335
I think it's for the press gangs

>>508792500
could use it for mandem trying to cause trouble or attempting to double shuffle, amazing how few problems you have when you've got a grenade

>>508792250
you watched that dolm "silence" by scorsese?
i really liked it desu
think you would too if you haven't

>>508792714
I'll watch it now

>>508792775
film*

yeah it's pretty harrowing and the colour palette and costumes are extraordinary

https://xcancel.com/echetus/status/1938243341982044306#m
>A Wikipedia editor is currently trying to delete Grooming Gangs Scandal Wikipedia page.
>The same editor wrote a long article about why children should be introduced to sexual fetishes at an early age
>The Wikipedia username is the same one he used on Bluesky (where he talks about editing Wikipedia), which links to his blog (with the article)
nonce

>>508784796

To be fair, if I looked like you, I would spend my life avoiding mirrors to the extent that I couldn't understand how they work.

>>508793038
I thought the grooming gang page already got removed and changed into "grooming gang morale panic"?

>>508793038

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>>508793398
>roblox
of course

>>508793246
Wikipedia needs to be shut down at this point. They're complicit in this shit.

>>508788349
Based boat riders. Wageys are seething.

Instead of genociding us, why didn't the establishment just pay every woman 50k for every white British child she popped out after her first? That'd work out far cheaper than BAMEageddon. 10 billion would cover 200,000 births, 30 billion have covered every birth in the UK last year, which is probably far less than we spend on BAMEs a year, even if not, the country would be far safer and more prosperous, really gets the noggin jogging, mass immigration isn't about economics or population growth at all is it? It's clear that the intention is genocide......

How do I "rizz up" English zoomers like her? https://www.instagram.com/abbieree/p/DLXW-tsNA0g/?img_index=2

>>508790128
>The dark lord is introducing ID cards and universal tracking.

>>508793691
fake tweet. not that you care, you ragebaiting spambot nonce.

>>508793576
https://xcancel.com/echetus/status/1579776106034757633#m
>If you use Wikipedia, you've seen pop-ups like this. If you're like me, you may have donated as a result.
>Wikipedia is an amazing website, and the appeals seem heartfelt. But I've now learnt the money isn't going where I thought...
Funny you should mention Wikipedia, he did a thread on how it's basically a racket at this point

>>508793767
no shit nigger, grow a sense of humour.

>Anyway the three categories of people who want less kink at pride are children, nazis and nazi children.
https://bsky.app/profile/simonm223.bsky.social/post/3lseiopulcs2q

>>508793947
>defending the memeflag pakiposter
kill yourself

>>508793654
>Why dodn't they stop genociding us and start helping us?!?
Wierd isn't

>>508794006
Napalm is the only thing pride parades need.

>>508793767
>fake tweet.

it's real, anon

Yahfi pick your side
Cah eh place a get grimey
Pick a side cah yuh cyaa stay neutral
Eh new game cold and brutal
Memba di ting buy up inai new brand
Likkle pickney a walk wid 42 Cal
If yuh pass one body pon di road anuh nutt'n a di usual
Just God and anuh nobody and a mi crew dat

>>508794084
It's actually bizarre, I didn't realize that you could subsidise every single birth in the UK (50k each) with such a relatively small amount (30b). I didn't realize how obvious it was that it was never about declining population or economics when the solution to both is as simple as paying women to have children.

>lad culture
pahahahahaha this is fucking comedy gold
wtf is thos timeline

>>508794126
Van with a sliding door, inside is a mounted machine gun, the position provides grazing fire along a large straight part of the parade route, water jacketed barrel plumbed into the cooling system of the van and 1000 rounds of 7.62

Told my manager I was getting pissed off by that bloke blasting Coldplay and James blunt.
He just told him to turn it down and he did.
Anti climax

>>508793038
fucken looks like a nonce

>>508794370

>>508794084
>£258.4 billion spent on bennies last year, a large part going to BAMEs.
For just over a 10th of that you could've subsidised every birth in the UK last year and removed pretty much every mother and father off the dole in the process. Absolutely maddening.

>>508794413
Are you annoyed now for not saying something sooner? How long did you put up with it?

>>508794413
mate if i had to work on a site and listen to shite pleb music i'd probably turn the circular saw on my own jugular

anyway, what did you exoect to happen?

>>508794378
I haven't seen a tranny in the wild for years and years, and in the last week I've seen two.

>>508794214
Boomers love this show

>>508794545
Aren't you forgetting something?

>>508794633
ruins my day when I get jumpscared by a tranny

>>508790128
Britcard is for niggers

>>508794562
A few months. I know, my patience is crazy, but inside i can be fuhrerious.
>>508794570
Thought he might kick off or refuse, that's why I thought I'd bring the manager in so he's neutral.
Just said I'm stressed out and really pissed off at him blasting his music.

>>508794633
yh i was talking to one of the careworkers here (mexi-filipina oldish lady)
had such an interesting life
worked at broadmoor as a therapist and had all sorts of stories i shouldn't share about sutcliff etc

showed me a pic of her grandaughter (just average looking flip girl)

i just reflex said "yes very pretty" as you do in that kind of situation

she said "born a man - changed name"

i was like "oh right what do you think about that"

"i hate it so much..." and went on a wild anti trans rant that would make opus dei blush

Them again yogi?

>>508794859
fair enough lad
but if he was playing that battyboi music i'd have confronted him immediately

gotta be tactical at work i get it though

>>508794755
I suppose civilizational and ethnic collapse was worth the BAMEslop..all along.

Seriously thought it's fucking insane, imagine how much more (women) would be incentivised to find a partner and have loads of kids if they would be paid 50k for every child. London would be filled to the brim with happy white British families.

https://xcancel.com/rorygeo/status/1938238112418640197#m
>Based on these emails, is @Police_Now recruiting police officers to fight crime and disorder, or social justice activists to promote divisive identity politics? You decide...
> "We are heavily female-dominated on our frontline and that is absolutely fantastic."
> Now, if a male Chief Inspector described a "heavily male-dominated frontline" as "absolutely fantastic"?
Based, I hope all the foids get their heads kicked in

>>508795013
it's a fine idea, but unfortunately our rulers hate us

>>508794816
FtM one I saw had huge great scars across his/her chest from surgery.
The MtF one was about 6'3", a jawline that could crack stones and an adams apple that could poke your eye out.
Both had neon coloured hair of course.

>>508794370
Because the Nazis did this and the second anyone in parliament finds out it'd be gone.

>>508794875
josh larp confirmed

>>508794633
Went to Meadowhall on Monday and saw 3. All 40+ and built like a labourer & stubble.

>>508794823
Lol goycard

>>508795013
Everything would be so much more chill without 3rd worlders scumming up the place, on its own that would produce a boost in births before anyone saw a penny.

>>508795280
Sar, you want Britannia card yes yes?

>>508794370
>it's bizarre

>>508795373
I don't get it

this early 30s neethole is tough to climb out of

>>508795177
That's what got me thinking about it earlier. They paid off people's mortgages, I believe. That's why I ran the numbers to see how much it'd all cost, and to my surprise, it's literally nothing 50k, families would be incentivised to stay together and keep popping out kids. We'd be a safer more prosperous country. While slashing the dole bill massively in the process (mums and dads wouldn't need it because they're getting 50k a child)

>>508795041
>getting your frontline dominated by heavy females
Cor.

>>508795373
Who is funding this £1.5bn and why would it subsidise lowest paid full time workers? there's tax credits for that shite anyway.
>woopsy daisy you earn too much money, even though you're still poor, looks like mohammad is rewarded the £1000 this year
it always becomes a competition to be the most offended or biggest victim to win in this country - now who wants to buy me a free lunch?

>>508794977
THE JEWS MELTED STEEL BEAMS

https://thecritic.co.uk/the-city-of-the-future/
>Steve Kelly, the Reform UK Party member in the Soho area of Birmingham with party members Adam Biggs and Nicola Walker-Rhoden
>I ask Steve if this is Starmer’s “island of strangers”, not just in the rapidly changing demographics but the wilful retreat from civic space. His answer surprises me. “I thought the speech was borderline racist,” he says. Is multiculturalism working in the city? “Yes, but only for those who choose to accept British values and our way of life.” He pauses, seeming to check his own answer for approval. “What we’re trying to do is take the politics out of it and put the people first. Reform is on the march in the city, and we’re going to shock a lot of people.”
For fucks sake

>>508795041
does my nut in that they didn't accept me but they accept little kids that look 12, africans that can't speak english and stupid bimbos

>>508795814
It's so rich BAMEs can buy citizenship and give the money directly to their family.

>>508795357
Exactly. We wouldn't have huge burdens placed on all our institutions NHS, courts etc by an imported foreign class either. Imagine they'd went with this back in the early 2000s instead of opening the flood gates. We'd still be a culturally relevant nation too.

>>508795814
It's a Reform scheme to basically sell non dom status (for the princely sum of £250k, a sum Yusuf is very familiar with) and then a braindead populist bribe to mostly brownoids at the bottom of the labour market. Another Farage banger clearly cooked up by the Linkedin brownoid who for some reason still has influence in the party. They will start losing support the more the unveil policy

>>508795814
Gonna have to raise taxes to fund it obviously. Kek.

>>508795843
Birmingham is beyond saving. Just glass the place and start over.

>>508795921
>>508796062
ah. so now you can just purchase the citizenship (with a hefty donation from taxpayer) ugh. I really don't know what to say to that.

>>508795924
That's not our timeline, we're in the bames and genocide timeline unfortunately

>>508795843
cant believe we're still doing the left are the real racists in the year of our lord 2025

>>508796151
Not citizenship, but non dom status which totally won't transition into ILR and citizenship with their whole family eventually coming over and claiming bennies forever, no siree

>present a rare policy proposal in between shitposting about woke sandwiches
>call for actually increasing immigration
Another Reform classic

Cleaned my oven. The chore that lesser mortals avoid for eternity.

>>508796151
You're not laughing now, are you.

>>508796392
worst chore in the house imo
it's a grim job
people who don't clean the rings on their gas hobs are degenerates too
good going
based and worker bee pilled

>>508796296
I'm actually wounded, we'd already achieved post scarcity society essentially, but instead it was decided that we're to be forced into extinction instead.

https://xcancel.com/PaliNewsNetwork/status/1937950397743931876#m
>Waste man @stormzy confronted about Gaza as he receives an honorary degree from @Cambridge_Uni
Stormzybros.....it's over

>>508796392
i've been saying i'll do it soon since february

>>508796505
>he gon in big house
fucking turd golem

>>508796392
air fryer chads such as myself don't even have this problem

>>508796505
>Waste man

Drill music and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>508796476
Yeah, my life isn't a complete shambles if I can do the chores like a normal person.
I did it in remembrance of Kim from how clean is your house.
I'm the new queen of clean.

award for most essex post of the day goes to....

>>508796759
You still need to clean in insides of those things. The heating elements get covered in grease over time.

>>508796759
They're even worse as the food is usually way closer to the heating element than in a conventional oven.

>>508796759
if i see an air fryer in someone's kitchen i instantly demote them from middle to working class in my mind somehow

even if they're wholesome well adjusted family values high earners

you're automatically a peasant in my mind

can't explain it

https://xcancel.com/andywigmore/status/1938185991711281427#m
>Wonderful to see the full delegation from Somaliland in the House of Commons for publication of the strategy to get Somaliland recognised. Big thanks to @GavinWilliamson @NimkoAli @ZacGoldsmith @somalilandmfa @Presidencysl_
tbf Britain should absolutely recognise Somaliland but make it conditional that they host a load of refugee camps and centres for those whose countries aren't accepting their deportation

>>508796680
Do it and mingming will love you forever

>>508796505
Holy shit I love stormzy now

>>508796997
what about pubes in the fridge?

>>508796997
You seem like a bit of a wanker if I'm being honest, mate.

>>508796841
>Shout hello you lovely lot
>Shout how good the weather is
>Shout about how good his pint is
>Shout BOSH
>Repeat this process every day

>>508796681
Can we start using this instead of BAMEs now?

>>508796997
You don't even need to see inside their kitchen.
They will tell you they've got an air fryer several times an hour in normal conversation.
These people are obsessed.

>>508797065
Hello Rick!

>>508796461
got to hand it to him, he's put me in a far-rage

>>508797083
He sleeps on a concrete pillow.

might have a kebab

>>508797073
how tf do you get pubes in your fridge glffs
>>508797083
>t. air fryer pleb
>>508797107
moronic county tbqh i miss east anglia
(no essex is not "east anglia" - fuck off)

>>508797268
It's almost the weekend. Treat yourself to a munchy box, my son.

>>508797207
true actually
my last boss kept telling me i should spend my first paycheck on one. she did it at least like 8 times. needless to say i resigned

>>508797363
larping spastic

>>508796997
>air fryer

it's just a small oven

>>508797394
:(

>>508796877
>You still need to clean in insides of those thing
best I can do is pour boiling water in there every 4 months or so

>>508797340
hurrrrrr fucking dickhead

>>508797446
i never looked into it but the entire concept is highly gauche
can understand it if you're renovating your kitchen and tbf i've tried "roast" pork from an air fryer and was pretty good

still wouldn't get one

>>508797340
dont to em down souf

>>508797340
whenever I see those rank undefined meat strips it just reminds me of that girl that got enriched

Let's just admit that centrism is the best political position
>everyone likes you because you're not taking extreme positions
>stand up for everyone in society, rather than just one side
>endorse sensible pragmatic policies rather than ridiculous ideologically driven ones

>>508797107
we've locked up are vans

I don't have space in my kitchen for an air fryer and you have to clean the drawer things afterwards.
Using aluminium foil as a makeshift tray in a fan oven is the patrician's choice.
No cleaning afterwards.

>>508797574
i've got one of these, which is actually a small oven (plus grill, reheater, toaster etc) but is also an air fryer

only got it because the main oven is too big and it replaces a lot of other appliances - don't have a microwave

no real difference between the air fry function and oven function except for the fan speed (which you can control on the oven function to the same)

I don't eat processed foods, which all people with air fryers tend to cook... but it's still just a small oven

>>508797745
conservatism is centrist if you think about it, you're position is to keep things as they are

>>508797219

>>508795013

You sold out for 2 dots mate.

Lol

I just wish i was fucking social and confident. I'm tall, in shape and good looking. Birds look at me all the time, I just never learned how to socialise. I'm "That guy"
"Does he even talk?" Shit cunt.
Might drink at work.

>>508797938
probably saves you on the leccy bill too
i live in a small flat and my gas + electric is 120 a month
robbery that
tbf i have a gas hob/oven (hate cooking on induction) so that probably is where a lot of that money is going

>>508798047
hehehe good luck lad
buy breathmints and gas yourself (with strong cologne) every morning
it's pretty easy to get away with

still wouldn't recommend tho

>>508798047
you sound like a timid gayboy, maybe you should ask josh on how to be a real, confident man

>>508797896
can do the same in an airfryer
called hobo packets
airfryer is just a mini fan oven

>>508797745
everyone hates you because you can't understand 'the pressing matter' and the need for 'urgent radical policy changes'
stand up for no-one in society, whichever way the momentum is flowing
fail to recognise that sometimes sensible pragmatic policies are radical and ruin everything out of a desire to be seen as sensible

>>508798047
Go out drinking at night.
That's how autists used to get their willy wet.
Alcohol is medicine for the socially anxious.

>>508798376
I don't like air fryers because they are the current thing.
Same reason I won't watch adolescence.

>>508798229
You are mentally ill j0sh

>being scared or snobby about kitchen appliances
>from people who eat chicken nuggets daily

>>508798598
alcohol was the main catalyst for the reproduction of anglos for centuries

we'd be lost without it

unfortunately i can no longer drink without impulsively getting absolutely blackout so need to work on new methods

i like a woman with a fringe
makes em cuter for some reason

Tim's face is getting fat
He is in hospital to troon into a true brexit geezer

>>508798816
>chicken tendies
lad... am a great cook

>>508798901
the fringe is the
gilded
frame
of the
sweet angel

>>508798979
ok but why did you let a pajeet take a shit in your wok?

>>508798598
Yes. I know, that's why I say drink at work. Maybe just a can of captain Morgan and coke.
>>508798342
Yeah I use aftershave, very successful.

>>508791403
built when men could still repair their own cars

>>508799052
shanghai twice cooked pork with boiled eggies lad
fucking lush

boring larping attention whore

>>508798972
some fucker should smother him

>>508799120
i don't think my dad ever took his beemers to a mechanic in his life

his least favourite job was changing brakes apparently

i am a shadow of him in that regard
can't even figure out how to change a fucking lightbulb sometimes

anyhow... who tf is baking?!

>>508798847
I would be a 40 year old virgin if it wasn't for alcohol.
The gen Zers are missing out on so much pussy/willy by not drinking.
Imagine a dating app but it's IRL with aphrodisiac properties and makes you think you can dance

>>508798714
You can cook oven quality jacket potato's in 10 minutes with an air fryer

>>508799588
>>508799588
>>508799588

>>508799346
yeh depressing
late millennials/gen z are dysfunctional alcoholics or teetotal it's rare that you meet aomeone my age that can handle their booze and use it to their advantage

>>508798496
>'the pressing matter'
Maybe brown people aren't a very pressing matter. I think values and laws are important, but I don't think genetic heritage and skin colour are important.

>>508799349
But then you spend another 10 minutes telling everyone about it.

>>508799915
I can see how this would end a marriage.
Just tell her you want to cook and leave her portion in the fridge overnight.

>>508799733
bait
the point was that radical politics exists because of legitimate concerns on every side, it's not just the right who have 'pressing matters'

>>508799723
I use it to my advantage for job interviews, outside of that if a job is completely intolerable, I will show up drunk to it on purpose to make it tolerable until a more favourable job appears.