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Anonymous (ID: Z2b9oieD) Australia No.508787066 [Report] >>508787913 >>508788034 >>508788446 >>508788470 >>508788686
>Parents named me "Jesus The King"
>Can't get a facebook account with my real name
>Passport office stopped approving my passport 15 years ago
>Can't travel to 40+ countries even on my "false name"
>Can't get twitter blue
>2 of 4 major banks in my country wont accept me
>Not allowed my real name on my bank card

Why did they do this to me?
Anonymous (ID: hFlEfKEQ) United States No.508787908 [Report]
Proof?
Anonymous (ID: jACOfTxF) Spain No.508787913 [Report] >>508788034 >>508788337
>>508787066 (OP)
just change your name retard
Anonymous (ID: ipxZ/t2p) United Kingdom No.508788034 [Report]
>>508787066 (OP)
this is the best case for a legal name change you could make

>>508787913
he's right
get legal, change your name, seriously
what the fuck

also maybe sue your parents
Anonymous (ID: Z2b9oieD) Australia No.508788337 [Report] >>508788547
>>508787913
The office has no staff, I've been there dozens of times.
Anonymous (ID: YUSHG8lq) Australia No.508788446 [Report]
>>508787066 (OP)
Poof?
Anonymous (ID: J0+IAVmK) United States No.508788470 [Report]
>>508787066 (OP)
>Why did they do this to me?
It gets worse
Anonymous (ID: ipxZ/t2p) United Kingdom No.508788547 [Report] >>508789007
>>508788337
have you ever been to the internet, retard?
Anonymous (ID: 44l6vn1B) United States No.508788686 [Report] >>508789071
>>508787066 (OP)
>Passport office stopped approving my passport 15 years ago
Your passport to heaven has already been approved, brother
Anonymous (ID: Z2b9oieD) Australia No.508789007 [Report]
>>508788547
Not how it works here. I have to wait for a physical agent to fix my paperwork, it's the tenth floor above the tax office in Hobart city. The desk is empty I have even been kicked out for sleeping in front of it overnight. It's a scam, they don't even pretend to let my change my name.
Anonymous (ID: Z2b9oieD) Australia No.508789071 [Report]
>>508788686
I just want to visit Suriname so I can relax in the sunshine and eat soup of macaco. It's such a little request, so cheap, so easy. Roadblocks are everywhere.