Thread 508787066

>Parents named me "Jesus The King"
>Can't get a facebook account with my real name
>Passport office stopped approving my passport 15 years ago
>Can't travel to 40+ countries even on my "false name"
>Can't get twitter blue
>2 of 4 major banks in my country wont accept me
>Not allowed my real name on my bank card

Why did they do this to me?

Proof?

>>508787066 (OP)
just change your name retard

>>508787066 (OP)
this is the best case for a legal name change you could make

>>508787913
he's right
get legal, change your name, seriously
what the fuck

also maybe sue your parents

>>508787913
The office has no staff, I've been there dozens of times.

>>508787066 (OP)
Poof?

>>508787066 (OP)
>Why did they do this to me?
It gets worse

>>508788337
have you ever been to the internet, retard?

>>508787066 (OP)
>Passport office stopped approving my passport 15 years ago
Your passport to heaven has already been approved, brother

>>508788547
Not how it works here. I have to wait for a physical agent to fix my paperwork, it's the tenth floor above the tax office in Hobart city. The desk is empty I have even been kicked out for sleeping in front of it overnight. It's a scam, they don't even pretend to let my change my name.

>>508788686
I just want to visit Suriname so I can relax in the sunshine and eat soup of macaco. It's such a little request, so cheap, so easy. Roadblocks are everywhere.